Burger

This is on the front of the life and arts page of the wall street journal, one of the most prominent newspapers in America. If you don't like burgers, you are probably a commie.

Damn it

Fuck

Nice thread ya mental defect

Best thread on Sup Forums

Says the country where a guy banging on death's door is allowed to alter the national anthem.

I clicked all three

I've eaten a burger for dinner three times this week

I ate a burger for a snack Sunday

Good man, nice work, thick and tight

>Le we eat foreign food because our cuisine doesn't exist and we have to modifiy other peoples food,

If America should fall to the spics and brown masses, the white minority can rest assured that they contributed the burger as we know it to the culinary world, and through that achieved their place in the history book.
Sure, in 40 years the hamburger will be replaced by Spic food or whatever, tacos, but we will always remember you.

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I don't care where you live, if you hate burgers you're a faggot

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We'll need gender neutral pronouns to describe your kids once the Fukushima mutations start to show...

I was just kidding with him... And with you, stay based Japan.

>le country of different cultures mashed together eating various composites of their homelands food
rofl wat a bunch of fags

Did someone say >BUUUUUURRRGGGGEEEEERRRRRRRRS?!?!!

>symbol of America
>literally a jew

At least Canadian kids can beat Japanese kids in soccer, right?

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God I love being an American.

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>If you win, your enemies win
thanks canada

Fuck im cutting, why am i here

Jesus Christ, I know this place is a shithole but they never cease to amaze me.

I want to move to America and do my part to MAGA.

burgers and internet are the best american inventions

>A fucking leaf

Fucking Girls

Absolute fucking frilly shirt wearing nob gobbling hobgoblins.

LEAF INCINERATOR WHEN?

ladies & gentlemen : americans

>If you score goals, the other team wins

LEUDIZ AND JAINTEULMAN : AMÉRIKANZ

You sound stupid mon petit gars

Ladies and gentlemen, le fagguette

How did you even manage to get on this website if you're so fucking autistic you can't tell that this is a guy baiting you.

Goddamn you French are so fucking dumb

Burger > *.* (especially fucking pizza which is VICE) Burger is tasty, nourishing, contains all food groups, highly portable and can be consumed one-handed. Burger is an atheist's and communists worst nightmare.

Pic related.

He must being having trouble with glorious imperial units or something, best not to enquire to closesly as to the predicament; I wouldnt know how many ounces there are in a furlong either.

>implying this is bait
100% serious m8

Funny how, I the muzzi french correct the stupid white french

>Not hold your burger on the side and biting through the bottom bum to eat it.

You must be one of those French Antifa commie faggots

>atheist and commies worst nightmare
I would like to add hippies, a half pound of beef will make the greenies squimish

>GrubHub comes out against Trump and threatens employees that support him
>Boycott of GrubHub begins
>Shortly after they get a feature article in WSJ

Burgers even get into politics in America. So I'm told.

Its not really about grubhub, just about the best ways to deliver your burger

Is there truly anything more vomit inducing than vegan hippy communists?

For taking our taxes the fire department should be driving around the streets fire hosing down these cunts to publicly wash them like that scene in First Blood

WHY IS MR BURGER A SHITSKIN?

This must be a Obama/Hillary reference

They also mention Deliveroo, DoorDash and UberEat

Nice bantz in this thread

burger king has compartmentalized burger delivery in a convenient plastic container and has for a long long time, author of the article is an idiot and a hack

Probably because they had a surplus of squid ink buns after having "Spooky" Haloween burgers, to be honest.

BTFO

I fucking love hanburgers guns and the internet praise jesus

> (((journalists)))

Thats what they discussed, but they talked about long term delivery options. That don't get to soggy

Well off to get a burger after pissing in the campus parking lot. I'll see you again in a minute

It's been done before.

So what is the point of the article

McDLT failed because hippies got upset over the extra trash.

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Kek

I voted right.

Good Lad I hope you got free freedom fries

I've eaten burgers daily for the last year and a half. Never felt better in my life.

He ended up winning this election too. So much winning.