Why Not Get Laid?

So, you guys managed to meme a reality TV star/real estate agent into the White House.

Why don't you use your powers to get laid?

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It would take roughly 200,000 others to meme just one person a girlfriend. Not enough meme magic to go around desu.

I banging some dude's gf whenever she comes into town.

Kek shall bless us with an AI gf

Girls are icky

We should not use memes for selfish reasons.

r9k memed a girlfriend for Eggman

They also caused his downfall in the end.

So ya know, might not be the best idea.

I can't meme myself a six pack and 10/10 face

I'm not a space king

We all know that only virgins become wizards.

youtube.com/watch?v=XhbhNLgwyE4

If kek wills it, a succubus will drain my balls tonight

saving the world is far more important than getting my dick wet

That would involve a lot of touching, which is gross.

Girls are easy to get, but I don't like having to dance like a little monkey for their amusement. The fundamental nature of sexual relations in the US has to change.

We are disciples of Kek and as such we have chosen the chaste life.

last two times I had a girl come over to my place I couldn't get it up because I was nervous as fuck and there was time pressure because they were in a relationship with some other dude already

I wasn't even trying to get laid. they were coworkers who just kinda fell in my lap cause I guess I managed to charm them by being polite and avoiding eye contact with them as much as possible?

Don't mislead our brothers on the path to becoming wizards.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-year-old-virgin-wizard

getting laid is easy enough

I don't want to pursue a relationship with any of the vapid skanks I fuck though.

if the conversation ends at what netflix shows they watch or what bars they go to then they are only worth a fuck and nothing else

By the powers of KEK please meme me MÖ or any other anglo-glory waifu.

pls meme me a qt gf Sup Forums thx

All this post-election shills still hanging around. Your pill will be a bitter one.

because my mana goes towards empowering Kek (pbuh) to perform great miracles at his discretion

Virgin blood is worth more. Moloch-worshippnig normies on suicide watch. They have AIDS *and* their blood is useless.

Revealing shorts and skirts + compression shorts underneath is one of the high accomplishments of fashion in recent history.

Stds

slept with a girl at work
now I've got fun bumps on my lips
Went to a bar with some of her old friends and her
found out she's slept with every one of them

Well we're all eskimo brothers now, welcome to the igloo

...sigh I just want someone to love

Because getting laid isn't that important.

With great power, comes great responsibility.
With great responsibility, you lose great efforts, time and money.

In short, I don't want kids. I might just meme-magic myself into being a daddy to someones son.

>Why don't you use your powers to get laid?

that's classified.

Sex is overrated but last girl I fucked was 13yo when I was 21.

I guess I prefer having sex with kids.

Kek I summon you grant me the power!

My dream is to impregnate an entire Amazonian tribe.

Idk man had a pretty sweet deal and threw it away. Still having her would be the one thing I'd change about this election.

That said, I may start fucking this stripper.

>implying we haven't transcended the pleasures of the flesh

I do get laid but... its so much work for so little I now only do these efforts if I feel the girl is worth it and I can stay with her for some time but thats uncommon

w-what happened to Eggman
I rarely go to r9k, shits unhealthy

Holy shit you got a fucking girlfriend user's status
Girl you gotta FUCK THIS BUCK

user's status:

[]Not Sexed
[x]Sexed

That would most likely involve talking to girls. That's simply a step too far, OP.

>I rarely go to r9k, shits unhealthy
And Sup Forums isn't?

making kek proud

user you are gonna POP HER TOP whether you like it or not now

This.

SUPER TOP KEK

Sup Forums is likely the one board on Sup Forums where almost everyone gets laid regularly.

I'm judging by 3 things here.

>myself: have fucked 27 women in 2016 alone and got tested recently and no stds :)

>reports from others on here: I know these can't be trusted definitively but they are a form of evidence especially when considering on Sup Forums it's not really bad to be a neet virgin.

>The reaction women have to men who have good values and think they are superior to other people. (which is not surprisingly, wanting to fuck them)

what if we all memed each other gfs at the same time?

NORMALFAGS GET OFF MY BOARD

Only by the will of kek would I sacrifice my precious chastity.

I followed president Trump's advice: buy sex from a cute girl from eastern Europe :^)

this is actually what kek wants

Slavic women are the master women

Are those fucking piss jugs?

wow, checked.

not hard to get laid

it's hard to keep one around

No digits and I'll have sex tommorow

there we go

thank you, girlfriend

You're on the wrong board normie.

I used my powers to report this thread

Why should I get laid when I got a daddy?

kek was cucked by moloch and kekette, so now he launches his revenge

when we anons cuck a force of moloch, kek wins yet another cosmic battle