HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST CAME BACK TO CIVILIZATION AFTER LIVING IN THE WOODS WITH NO CONTACT FOR A YEAR
DONALD TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? BREXIT PASSED? THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES? DAVID BOWIE AND PRINCE DIED?
Currently sitting in a McDonald's on my tablet I just charged
What the actual FUCK is going on? I also don't understand half these new memes so catch me up please Sup Forums.
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You died in the woods. Your consciousness shifted and traveled to a new, danker dimension.
Welcome to your new reality, OP.
fake and gay
What were you waiting out? Arson charges?
Dorner?
That explains a lot
I just wanted to experience a hermit lifestyle alone with nature for an extended time.
They smoked my nigga Harambe OP!
Wake up, OP
You didn't hear about the proof of alien life did you?
Shit prince was this year? I thought that was longer ago to much has happened it's been mighty dank
Who?
>missing out on The Great Meme War because you're busy fucking animals in the woods
>The Great Meme War
Somebody explain
nah
pepe turned into a god too
The question is why did you come back? Did you miss living in an imprisoned world full of zombies?
We basically meme'd Trump in, CTR got BTFO, and Sup Forums triumphed as the best in show, once again. Praise Kek.
this
Who /survivedthememewar/?
We meme'd Donald Trump into the white house using ancient magic, with the help of an even more ancient god.
Not even joking.
>missing Trump getting elected
>missing the Great Meme War
>missing Hillary declaring war on a cartoon frog
>missing the crimea nuclear incident
>missing Harmabe meme
>missing the borderline race war of niggers vs cops
>missing the discovery of past alien life
>missing the samsung galaxy phone bombs
dammit OP you missed the best year in history
>CTR
>Praise Kek
What the fuck are these?
I felt very at peace with nature and enjoyed living that way, but the winter was brutal. I need to sit this one out
agreed.
>He didn't fight in the meme war
TRAITOR
>missing the week straight of happenings over the summer
seriously it was like Nice then the Turkey uprising then several instances of nogs shooting cops. I thought the bombs were gonna fly
Pepe became pretty smug hate speech
We memed in trump
Trump destroyed all repub contenders
Debbie and hillary stole dem nomination from bernie sanders
Cuck became mainstream
we basically turned the election from clinton to trump, thanks to wikileaks, hacking john podestas iphone/ipad but canada erased his data, and pizza gate.
The Clinton Super PAC paid millions of dollars in order to raise an army of internet memers, and we out-memed them to the point that Hillary publicly declared war on Pepe and President Donald Trump was put into the white house.
>missed the great meme war
>doesn't know about satanic pedo-magic, meme magic, kek the chaos god and aliens
>unaware of the matrix
You may as well go back to the woods. The world will never be the same.
become an enlightened
How could i forget
Oh, also
>missing north korea almost bombing US
CTR is Correct the Record, a left wing "fact checker"
Kek is a frog god that replaced Inglip, god of captcha
>Aliens
I'm getting memed right? I can't find anything on google about that
The old media is also crumbling, so the biggest and most honest news corporation is now Infowars.
I think they are shit posting but there was a very good paper in the physics journal about organic matter being found on Mars
KEK
It turns out the Pepe the Frog is actually the mortal vessel of an ancient Egyptian god of chaos and darkness named Kek.
Nazi cultists channeled the power of their ascendant frog god to destroy democracy.
Welcome to Berenstain motherfucker
john podesta in wiki leaks emails talks about alien disclosure constantly and us evolving to zero point energy.
Everything you need to know
fucking nice, 10/10
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Basically Hillary spent millions hiring teams of SJW's to try and out-meme Sup Forums, but they didn't factor our weapons grade autism into their models and got BTFO 4ever.
Oh and Sup Forums controls geopolitics now.
good to have you back!
Wait, so... how much influence did Sup Forums actually have on him winning? It looks like it was pretty close from what I can tell
TRIPS OF TRUTH
What you missed: The Great Meme War
Many good men were lost but we solider on in the hope of final victory.
>actual footage of the final battle
youtube.com
I missed this place desu senpai
>meme'd
wikileaks.org
read niggas - email exchanges between insiders (apollo 13 astronaut & podesta - head of DNC/advisor to obama)
also l2use the search function. try "zero point energy" "ETI" (new fancy name for ayyyllmaos), "disclosure" and stuff like that.
Why does my post say desu senpai? That's not what I wrote
Is there a word filter now?
nah, it was a blowout, she never had a chance. he might pick up the popular vote too. we've got like 10 million more votes to count.
the left echo chambered themselves harder than they ever have in their pitiful existence and made almost all of their white 18-25 female college-educateds cry tears of suffering and rage. there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
this whole kek thing is just a cargo cult, nobody would have noticed Sup Forums if hillary clinton hadn't given time to "the alt-right" in one of her speeches. someone in the crowd yelled "PEPE!" right after she said it.
i am not kidding.
Sup Forums ran psyops on twitter to shift public opinion
what did you try to write?
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Enough that Hillary Clinton gave a major speech about cartoon frogs. And someone in the crowd yelled Pepe at her while she was giving it. I think we may have actually broken her mentally.
the word filter has been in place for a year desu senpai
nobody would make up shit on the internet right?
Look at me. I am the Jew now.
Fuck off
You wouldn't understand. YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!
I'm not even gonna get you your (you)'s, your bait is weak.
desu.senpai
We cannot. We have not the tongue for it,
You must Chronicle it.
Pepe the frog was added to the hate symbols database. Not fucking joking.
adl.org
All this new info coming in must be confusing and shocking. I can't imagine what it's like. I kind of want to try what you did tho
2016 has been the best year in a while.
yeah basically Sup Forums has been pretty good because we've all been working toward some important goals like helping to get trump elected. crazy shit man. Kek is a literal Egyptian frog god with weird coincidences related to pepe and trump that we've been worshipping and giving power.
Its been a fun year
What the fuck? Why?
Did I exit the forest into another dimension?
This explains what "praise kek is about"
pepethefrogfaith.wordpress.com
Its an egyptian frog god who has actually been having some undeniable influence
We fought an internet war for control of the free world and got cool hats.
>how much influence did Sup Forums actually have on him winning?
Honeslty?
Kept the journalist, commentariat, and political class in general distracted with dank memes and shitposting. No lie. Hillary herself started complaining about the dangerous of pepe the frog and in general the media was demoralised, disoriented, and obsessed with the danger posed by anonymous jobless NEETs. They all came off as increasingly hysterical, which they were.
Meanwhile Trump campaigned on economics and immigration and one the entire Rustbelt+Florida on the backs of working/formerly working Joes who wouldn't know a meme from a mushroom but who had finally realised that the media was one massive, disconnected bullshit factory. Trump did the rest.
Effectively the function of this place and other outlets was to use the dank memery of Web 1.0 to BTFO the social media manipulation of Web 2.0. Twitter is currently purging pro-Trump accounts because this shit is getting serious now. The Elites wants their ideological dominance back.
Good to have you back friendo. You missed one hell of a year. Ask all the questions you have
At least you're just in time to watch South Korea become a real life anime.
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top kek, that video
If psyops didn't work, why would it exist?
This one is fun though because it is retrospective
>I just wanted to experience a hermit lifestyle alone with nature for an extended time
I did this in the rogue River valley in Oregon. When I came back, bin laden was dead.
Should we be taking more pilgrimages to the forests Sup Forums?
>David Bowie died
Don't remind me ;__;
It's been a fun year.
Sup Forums organized a Russian airstrike on ISIS
The president of Turkey orchestrated a coup against himself
China rips on Obama at every opportunity
I really can't wait for the Sup Forums year in review. So many crazy happenings this year it's hard to remember them all.
Seriously though i know you are just a newfag and it's alright, just lurk more
lol is there a Sup Forums year in review thing made every year? cause that would be pretty nice.
Enough about Donald Trump. Let's talk about the vice president elect.
The Philippines elected literally Hitler and are having their Day of the Rope right fucking now:
reuters.com
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
Not that I know of but holy tits we should do one this year. So many memories.
Proof of your time in woods or we don't belive you
>He wasn't there
I have nothing to say to you
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jesus op
Kekaroony
Reminds me of Space Mahjong
what manga?
this.
except that it happened to all of us. otherwise we cant explain our mememagic and all the events. i mean we even memed a mudslime into becomming a racist national socialist who thinks he is german and proceeds to gun random people down because they dont except him as white while another random dude insults the guy with the gun from the balcony and throws his beerbottle after him.
also we found out our elite is in satanic pedo deathcult (pic related)
The memes transcend space.
this
fucking this
FUCK OFF CTR SHILL FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
AND THIS
akagi
This
Come and embrace this Berenstain universe with its uncuckening and meme magic
Praise kek
Well /k/ is always talking about /innawoods/.
My only concern would be the inevitable skinwalker encounter. Fuck that noise.
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