Finalists

>finalists
What did he mean by this?

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Confirmed for filming The Apprentice: Cabinet Edition

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>mfw Trump is making a reality tv show to decide who his cabinet members are

Why isn't he doubling down on production value?
There should be ceremonies and interviews daily!
It would placate the masses perfectly

mother of god what will the madman do next!

AMERICA IS COMING BACK!

i would love this

God, I hope so.

Only so many will receive a rose.

WHEN WILL THEY TAKE AWAY HIS PHONE?

Those comments are hilarious. Based hoodie guy

>finalists
You have to wait til after the swimsuit portion for the final results.

I'd watch it

That's the point. They can't.

We are becoming great again. :')

for the final solution

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fpbp

Why does that over 70 years old man look so good ?

Its probably because too many news sources are reporting on who are the top contenders for each spot. Trump probably doesn't like media trying to influence people's perception

HIGH ENERGY

>What did he mean by this?
The swimsuit part of the pageant is next and could be a real game changer.

>throwing out Christie and his supporters
>removing lobbyists from the transition

holy shit Sup Forums I didn't think ANYONE could be elected as POTUS and actually be this based

I'm starting to believe in Trump. No wonder the media is in a frenzy, spinning out anti-Trump articles by the hour. What a time to be alive.

>yfw this is all being filmed and this entire thing was to make his most ambitious season of The Apprentice yet.

>yfw Ivanka wins

Its going to be 4/8 years of reality TV type drama from the white house to cover for the neocon agenda Trumps puppeteers are planning on shoving down our throats

ya boy hooked him up

She should be minister of culture. Idk what US equivalent is

Banging supermodels for the past 40 years

>yfw Jeb! is picked for head of department of energy

̶C̶e̶l̶e̶b̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ Executive Apprentice: Oval Office Edition

ive been considering taking alex's super male vitality just for shits and giggles

anyone have any genuine experience with it? is it just placebo?

some please answer this

I love how hes using a prop from some shitty 60s B movie where its just some random chemical that throws off steam

Do you think he realizes how much of a fraud he is with this stuff, or do you think he actually believes it?

That's a cute cheshire, would shitpost with.

Christmas Is Back

Brian Williams was There

I hope it's true.

Good God i love the meme age.

>ironically taking super male vitality

next level shitposting

fuck off nigger

Not enough time, but I would love this.

i laugh at the media

Everyone but me gotta learn

There's no direct equivalent because we think the whole concept is creepy and Orwellian. Secretary of the Interior might work.

Kek bless this man!!!

MADMAN

High energy, meat, and CLEAN LIVING

He is now supreme leader of a glorious new world order.

He thinks he's still in a fucking reality show. And retards ITT who lap it up are part of the problem also

More like because there's no equivalent because you don't have any.

What does a Canadian culture minister even do? At least similar officials in, say, France promote their shitty language.

Promoting Canadian culture is clearly racist.

lmfao

guy is a fuckin animal

He means America is going to be like this by the end of January 2017. I can't wait

youtube.com/watch?v=balp6UeaXtc

(only 2 minutes long)

>He thinks he's still in a fucking reality show
well it kind of is

wew lad

kek

this is an american board, gook. get your slanty eyed swamp rat being out of here

underrated post

>finalists

what else do you call them?

god, if only.

Ignore the media.

If you haven't realized already the media doesn't know anything when it comes to this man.

when does the show come out?

It was a fucking joke you dumbasses.

literal snake oil

this is great!

Prolly like "Two prospective Cabinet appointees enter, one prospective Cabinet appointee leaves".

Similar to "Break your Oath of Office, Face the Wheel".

Milo for press secretary

He's got the heart of a lion and the confidence of a stallion. You can't help but feel good when witnessing it.

Top kek. We are the empire of our time. Instead of hanging on desperately to memes conceived 100's of years ago, we are actually living ours in the present.

Top pleb.

Milo and Pence would be a far better memefriendship than Obama and Biden. It practically writes itself.

youtube.com/watch?v=GDNAc8Yi3gs

What's the original documentary called?

>Secret police watch people
I'd probably just sign up to be honest. His speech about blacks and jews was giving me an erection.

No time. He's receiving classified daily briefings now on top of building the cabinet and speaking with foreign leaders.

>the entire presidential campaign was an ad for this

>Pence keeps trying to zap Milo in the head with a cattle prod
>Milo keeps sending black male prostitutes to Pence's office a few times a month
Like pottery

i actually had to check twitter to see if this is real, he is an actual idiot

what the .... who did th...lol

Post yfw the most powerful positions in the world will be decided by who can do best in a series of contests revolving around:
Selling ice cream in DC
Who can create an interactive toy that Barron likes
Who keeps their mouth shut when Trump is doing the firing in the oval office

I refuse to believe he wrote "finalists".
this is not real
checking now

>"Mr Trump! Al Jazeera here! We want to ask yo-
>"omae wa shindeiru"

OMG it's real
is the next 4 years going to be a shitshow?

IT'S REAL BABY
JUST AS REAL AS THE DAY OF THE "RAKE"NING

There is no such thing as Minister of Culture in Canada.
He was thinking of:

The Minister of Canadian Heritage (French: Ministre du Patrimoine canadien) is the Minister of the Crown in the Canadian Cabinet who heads the Department of Canadian Heritage, the federal government department responsible for culture, media, sports, and the arts in Canada.

hahaha fucking kek he's literally treating this like The Apprentice

get a well-earned chuckle

>was going to make Trump TV with a new show which was an imitation of The Apprentice
>mfw he decides to do it in real life to fill his cabinet positions

...

checked and kek'd

>invite Jeb for first episode just to fire him at the end

heh

>finalists

he's fucking turning the govenment into a miss america pageant. WTF.

lmfaooooooooo

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They're finalists.

There isn't one, and with luck there never will be. Head of the NEA, maybe.

stop posting

Inside sources tell me Ted Nugent is the favorite for Secretary of State

>Not realizing trump is selecting his cabinet by holding tournament style battles to the death ensuring only the strongest survive to lead.

go to bed alex jones

My dick is 2 inches longer from it

"The show is lacking a certain something you know? Oh I know! It's missing your screams Jeb!"

Trump needs to air The Apprentice again