So now that Donald Trump has been elected President and America will soon be great again. How are you going to give back and serve the greatest nation, and the greatest leader on Earth?
Why not the Military? Trump said many times on the campaign trail that he will rebuild our military by removing liberals, politically correct policies, and giving our boys the equipment and intelligence that they are rightfully owed. No more shitty RoEs. No more mandatory diversity training.
Let's also be thankful for he fact that we will not be wasting any American lives in a stupid conflict over Syria. And that American and Russian soldiers will be fighting on the same side to remove Islamic filth from the planet.
The greatest times are ahead, and I look forward to being able to say that I serve President Trump and the United States of America.
If you are a military aged male, I encourage you to enlist and help rebuild our military for Trump. If you do enlist, what branch do you want to serve in? What job do you want?
lol I'd rather not be called to action to mop up his foreign policy blunders
Luke Perry
I do hope Putin is honest about why he wants better relations with Trump. I would love nothing more than to work with Russia, but if Putin is thinking he is gonna fuck Trump over since he's not a politician, then that would be very disappointing.
But that would be incredibly stupid so I doubt he would try that.
Carter Walker
i tried but I couldn't pass the duck walk at MEPS and I decided fuck being in the navy i'd rather be AF but I don't have a car and there isn't an AF recruiter within biking distance of me so....... NEET life for me
Aiden Cooper
They will come to your house, nigger.
Cooper Phillips
I doubt it... they seem pretty picky. also I don't want to talk to my navy recruiters anymore and ask them to transfer the paperwork... I have sort of burned my bridge with them as I've been ignoring their calls for over a month
Jaxson Evans
The military is so packed with SJW flag officers that it's not worth enlisting until they all retire or drop dead.
Jacob Harris
Shipping out to the Marines in January. If you are thinking about the Marines DONT unless you want to be infantry which is a fucking waste
Anthony Martinez
Army definitely will. Worst branch but better than becoming Chrischan.
Ryder Lopez
Air Force has people rolling into their offices every day. They don't actively recruit. Marines on the other hand will do whatever you want to get you to sign the line.
Feels good being in the chairforce. I get paid the same as a Marine or Armyfag crawling in the dirt and living in tents with 50 other guys while they put us up in single bedroom 5 star hotels.
The meme is real.
Isaiah Rodriguez
I'm considering it after I'm finished with school. But Trumps term will be up at that point.
Should I really enlist now? I would go Army, 75th Rangers.
Carter Evans
Russia needs to help us rid the world of chinks.
The Chinese virus must not be allowed to leave earth and spread their cancer across the stars.
Nathan Stewart
w-what about the c-coast guard...guys?
pls ;_;
Daniel Cruz
Maybe, but as much as I want to fight side-by-side with Rooskies, right now I'm leaning more towards police or Coast Guard.
Hunter Collins
Didn't pass the duck walk, fuck off ya mong
Josiah Scott
yeah I know. I actually started crying a little bit, i felt like such a bitch, and I guess I am. Am I the SJW scum that everyone keeps complaining about with the military? Fuck I just want an easy job...
Landon Sanders
Ahahahahaha... former civilian from DoD/IC background. There is so much work to be done that you could polish for 4 years and still have a shitload of work to do. It's not a slight against Trump, but changing the US military in a way that shows will take at least 2 terms just to start to show up.
Jack Walker
"TSA of the Sea" is Underrated bad-ass branch. Good luck getting recruiters to return your phone call though.
Lincoln Ross
Meme service is far more important, brother
Jace Walker
His foreign policy is the best thing about him.
Dominic Price
>If you are a military aged male, I encourage you to enlist and help rebuild our military for Trump.
LOL newfag, the only reason to join the us military is getting you gender reassignment operation for free. No, jews will not stop to push for immigration until whites are finally the smallest minority! Enjoy dieing for (((them)))
Brandon Bennett
>No, jews will not stop to push for immigration until whites are finally the smallest minority!
Good luck, rabbi.
Robert Flores
making threats he can't back up, alienate allies and antagonize rivals? He's making the country look like a joke
Robert Fisher
Most will leave because they don't want to serve Trump.
Jacob Hernandez
More like, say, not fucking with Assad like Hilldawg wanted to
Bentley Carter
Currently in the military, I'm gonna get out in two years when my contract ends, build the wall, work border patrol, and concealed carry in cali because eat dirt California.
Jace Bailey
I already served.
Eli Roberts
>pls salute, I'm a real officer really
t. CG
Josiah Richardson
We will most likely never have a leader like Trump again in our life times. I wouldn't pass it up.
Blake Adams
I'm sure trump will respect my position as a us postal inspector. I mean we're the oldest law enforcement agency
Christian Moore
What Trump needs to do is replace the TSA with a homeland security organization staffed with veterans. We should also make veterans our boarder patrol and deportation squad.
Ryan Collins
CG at least get to keep their ratings, unlike the Navy that just abolished them in the name of PC faggotry. I'm glad I got out when I did, the Navy is a shitshow right now.
Ethan Ramirez
Question: if I was a college graduate, what would be the best course of action? >Finance degree, no particular skills, NEET health (improving tho)
Ian Lewis
Sir or maam, respectfully request to eat the shit right out of your hairy anus. v/r IT2 Ocampopulumbarit
John Sullivan
What is your actual "job"? And how often does it overlap with similar parts of the different services?
Austin Kelly
I just turned 28 is that too old ? I've been unemployed past 2 years but went back to school and almost finished accounting degree.
Jose Perez
REEEEEEEE Fuckers just released the wee the people petition response today. Triggered.
Daniel Hall
Call officer recruiters
Grayson Wilson
Go Air Guard, commission if you have a bachelors and don't mind managing people.
Joshua Miller
Google maximum ages for each branch lazy nigger. Probably not too old.
Evan Watson
I'm too fucking busy in University.
Adam Hernandez
Don't go reserve/guard if you are a NEET.
Grayson Campbell
dumbass, why didn't you include the ages for enlistment?
I did consider the Military, and somewhat still do but I am a bit older and have bad habits(not saying I can't overcome).
If you wanted to sell the Military, why not I dunno, show how the NEETS of this board can actually contribute?
Anthony Cox
I am already in the military. Currently in Afghanistan on tour number 5, with the Army. Feels fucking GLORIOUS to have a new boss in the white house. I was dreading coming back for tour 6, but it might not be see bad now. My hopes are that Trump either ends OFS/RS or takes the chains off, reduces the ROE restrictions and really let's us to after the enemy unhindered.
I am graduating from one of the service academies this year. I get to walk across the stage and shake President Trump's tiny hand when I accept my commission. I'm so fucking excited.
Kevin Walker
>middle america joins military because they are pumped about trump >i stay comfy in my home while they get exploded by some arab in the desert
coastal elites win again
Henry Wilson
Got out a couple months ago, being a Muhreen under Obeezy wasnt so hot.
I'm pretty sure I escorted an ISIS ressuply to the Kuwait/Iraq border when I was there
Robert Ortiz
>your parents home you mean
Adrian Lewis
>I am graduating Shitposting at 0100 on a school night.
David Campbell
I'm in AIT right now actully
Sebastian Flores
ADM Stavridis recently gave a talk to USNA where he no shit shilled for hill the entire fucking time and had a slide that detailed the passing of the torch of Western civilization that went from pictures of Socrates to Voltaire to George Washington to Merkel. Fucking Merkel. The dude had a great naval career but what the fuck?
Liam Howard
A people continually tested by war lose against peaceful rioters. Wut?
Nathaniel Jenkins
I wonder if I can get a waiver and get back in under Trump. Sure hope so.
Robert Lee
>"The soldier who has died due to the failure of his officer is a crime before God. So study hard, young Lieutenant. Prepare yourself well. Burn the midnight oil so that in your old age you will not look down at your hands to find his blood red upon them."
t. Patton
Thomas Miller
>posting on Sup Forums >studying
Camden Martinez
Air Force here. Glad im not serving under hillary. Will probably head the afghanistan soon. 4 people just got killed in Bagram.
John Scott
If I were you I'd wait and see if he can truly make murica great again before sending your wifes son to an early desert grave.
Levi Gutierrez
Already joining the muhreens, shipping out in March. Did I fuck up by picking Infantry?
Joshua Rivera
I saw adm Moran talk a few weeks ago - he seems like the only one thats not 100% full of cuckshit.
Aiden Lee
We need to take a break to check my sick fucking dubble-dubs. 7 is the most magically potent number.
May Kek bless my military service and empower me to smite my nation's enemies wherever they may hide.
Jack Price
God bless you, sir.
Jackson Martinez
call them, recruiters will do almost anything to get you in. They get bonuses if they hit certain amount of people in for the month.
Ethan Nelson
I could never ask anyone because of the whole lack of anonymity thing. Do you know why he an heroed?
I'm, uh, t-t-taking a break.
Daniel Green
Can I get a waiver for a food allergy?
Connor Powell
Holy Shit futuresir you are blessed. v/r CS3 Limdelacruz
Juan Myers
I don't want to die for Israel. No thanks.
Logan Peterson
I know a guy who did. It's possible, but you won't know until you ask.
Aiden Allen
Name one important leader in the West that isn't a meme.
She wins by default.
Ryan Ortiz
Is she the current bearer of the torch of Western Civilization though? She's it's high water mark?
start a list George Bush Jr. Hillary Clinton Barack Obama
Aaron Mitchell
Dick Cheney Donald Rumsfeld Colin Powell
Luke Diaz
there was a faggot on my team who was "allergic" to chicken. i thought he was full of shit so i put chicken in his food one day. turns out he was actually allergic to chicken. go figure.
Christian Brooks
I'm just a lowly E1 in the navy, but we will plot a coup if Trump gets his way.
Liam Myers
Why tf do you have this picture?
Isaiah Wood
Any other Army/Air Force here?
David Stewart
How is an E-1 posting on Sup Forums? Do they actually let you homos have phones in boot camp or something?
Adam Peterson
It was on a public website. Did you know him?
Jack Brooks
If that was my 3/C year, that was probably the worst year of my life, and command climate probably wasn't a big help. I just didn't know if he had some specific personal shit going on. Everyone was real quiet about it, which is understandable.
James Carter
I don't understand what point you're trying to make.
Aaron Martinez
Went to school with him so just surprised some user would save his picture. Which means you probably went to school with him too? Why else would you save it?
Wyatt Hernandez
Can you elaborate? What happened?
Jordan Murphy
I would join but my security clearance is hard limited because I got in trouble with the gubbermint. I'm basically limited to being an infantry grunt, so I am sticking with the private sector.
carry on, love the troops, love you, go ameriga
Jason Roberts
Went to same shitty HS as him (years before he did) and his memorial service hear was on a drill weekend so a bunch of the NOSC did honors. Apparently he didn't have a depressive personality or anything and he was well liked by everyone so it was quite a shock.
Lincoln Peterson
With me or him?
Me - shit chain of command and had to start seeing the world for what it was. I stopped lying to myself that year, more or less. Cognitive dissonance is a fucking hard thing to tackle.
Him - an hero
Isaiah Bennett
Just swore in at meps today
Airforce
Got A 96 on my asvab and I can't decide whether I want to do some cool electrical engineering job or rescue prople on a helicopter
Wish me luck boys, I'm going to do my part however small to make this country great again
Lucas Cox
Yeah I meant about him. Never heard why/how on his situation.
Also I went to HS with him too. Small fucking world you lobster-user
Also I have to say, having a middle age hispanic woman gazing into my asshole and telling me to "spread my buttcheeks" was the most surreal experience of my life.
Carter Reyes
Currently an Officer in the US Army.
Proud to fight under Trump
Luke Powell
And the good bdus. The Digi stuff nowadays is crap but at least it takes less maintenance
Sebastian Garcia
What is duck walk
Sebastian Brooks
not in like 10 years, forgot about this
Easton Moore
More difficult than it sounds
>Squat down >Extend one foot out and place heel on floor >Shift weight over to that foot whole raising to your toes on that side and turning to face the other way >Extend other foot out and repeat
Some guy had to try for 15 minutes before he got it
Camden Powell
Test to screen out downies.
Asher Hall
The problem is that the military is still full of """equal opportunity""" bullshit where """marginalized""" people can bully their way through the ranks with little to no fear of reprimand.
Granted the Navy is probably the worst with this, but I'm sure other branches have it to some extent. Join if you want, because it certainly opens some doors once you're out, but don't be surprised when you're taking orders from a Shaniqua who barely knows anything about her own job.
Matthew Brooks
I sincerely hope you didn't get trolled and go into any "Open General/Electrical/Etc" thing.
General statement, if you are going into the USAF, DO NOT GO IN WITHOUT A GUARANTEED AFSC OTHERWISE YOU WILL 100% END UP A MAINTAINER AND HATE EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE.
Sebastian Thompson
You're not cut out for the military anyway, if it's too tough for you to even go the extra mile.