US military - Service under Trump

So now that Donald Trump has been elected President and America will soon be great again. How are you going to give back and serve the greatest nation, and the greatest leader on Earth?

Why not the Military? Trump said many times on the campaign trail that he will rebuild our military by removing liberals, politically correct policies, and giving our boys the equipment and intelligence that they are rightfully owed. No more shitty RoEs. No more mandatory diversity training.

Let's also be thankful for he fact that we will not be wasting any American lives in a stupid conflict over Syria. And that American and Russian soldiers will be fighting on the same side to remove Islamic filth from the planet.

The greatest times are ahead, and I look forward to being able to say that I serve President Trump and the United States of America.

If you are a military aged male, I encourage you to enlist and help rebuild our military for Trump. If you do enlist, what branch do you want to serve in? What job do you want?

> ARMY:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zRsxBVMwFoU

> NAVY:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg2D0m02ZY8

> AIR FORCE:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4rj9-fmxbUg

> MARINES:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=N69YXPKJTdM

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youtube.com/watch?v=PLTeZJtzKL0
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/bashar-al-assad-says-donald-trump-a-natural-ally-for-syria-along/
cnbc.com/2016/11/10/philippines-duterte-says-to-stop-quarrels-with-us-after-trump-win.html
pressherald.com/2015/02/07/naval-academy-midshipman-from-harpswell-found-dead-in-dorm-room/
youtube.com/watch?v=R3xPlGzqQoU
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

lol I'd rather not be called to action to mop up his foreign policy blunders

I do hope Putin is honest about why he wants better relations with Trump. I would love nothing more than to work with Russia, but if Putin is thinking he is gonna fuck Trump over since he's not a politician, then that would be very disappointing.

But that would be incredibly stupid so I doubt he would try that.

i tried but I couldn't pass the duck walk at MEPS and I decided fuck being in the navy i'd rather be AF but I don't have a car and there isn't an AF recruiter within biking distance of me so....... NEET life for me

They will come to your house, nigger.

I doubt it... they seem pretty picky. also I don't want to talk to my navy recruiters anymore and ask them to transfer the paperwork... I have sort of burned my bridge with them as I've been ignoring their calls for over a month

The military is so packed with SJW flag officers that it's not worth enlisting until they all retire or drop dead.

Shipping out to the Marines in January. If you are thinking about the Marines DONT unless you want to be infantry which is a fucking waste

Army definitely will. Worst branch but better than becoming Chrischan.

Air Force has people rolling into their offices every day. They don't actively recruit. Marines on the other hand will do whatever you want to get you to sign the line.

Feels good being in the chairforce. I get paid the same as a Marine or Armyfag crawling in the dirt and living in tents with 50 other guys while they put us up in single bedroom 5 star hotels.

The meme is real.

I'm considering it after I'm finished with school. But Trumps term will be up at that point.

Should I really enlist now? I would go Army, 75th Rangers.

Russia needs to help us rid the world of chinks.

The Chinese virus must not be allowed to leave earth and spread their cancer across the stars.

w-what about the c-coast guard...guys?

pls ;_;

Maybe, but as much as I want to fight side-by-side with Rooskies, right now I'm leaning more towards police or Coast Guard.

Didn't pass the duck walk, fuck off ya mong

yeah I know. I actually started crying a little bit, i felt like such a bitch, and I guess I am. Am I the SJW scum that everyone keeps complaining about with the military? Fuck I just want an easy job...

Ahahahahaha... former civilian from DoD/IC background. There is so much work to be done that you could polish for 4 years and still have a shitload of work to do. It's not a slight against Trump, but changing the US military in a way that shows will take at least 2 terms just to start to show up.

"TSA of the Sea" is Underrated bad-ass branch. Good luck getting recruiters to return your phone call though.

Meme service is far more important, brother

His foreign policy is the best thing about him.

>If you are a military aged male, I encourage you to enlist and help rebuild our military for Trump.

LOL newfag, the only reason to join the us military is getting you gender reassignment operation for free.
No, jews will not stop to push for immigration until whites are finally the smallest minority! Enjoy dieing for (((them)))

>No, jews will not stop to push for immigration until whites are finally the smallest minority!

Good luck, rabbi.

making threats he can't back up, alienate allies and antagonize rivals? He's making the country look like a joke

Most will leave because they don't want to serve Trump.

More like, say, not fucking with Assad like Hilldawg wanted to

Currently in the military, I'm gonna get out in two years when my contract ends, build the wall, work border patrol, and concealed carry in cali because eat dirt California.

I already served.

>pls salute, I'm a real officer really

t. CG

We will most likely never have a leader like Trump again in our life times. I wouldn't pass it up.

I'm sure trump will respect my position as a us postal inspector. I mean we're the oldest law enforcement agency

What Trump needs to do is replace the TSA with a homeland security organization staffed with veterans. We should also make veterans our boarder patrol and deportation squad.

CG at least get to keep their ratings, unlike the Navy that just abolished them in the name of PC faggotry. I'm glad I got out when I did, the Navy is a shitshow right now.

Question: if I was a college graduate, what would be the best course of action?
>Finance degree, no particular skills, NEET health (improving tho)

Sir or maam, respectfully request to eat the shit right out of your hairy anus.
v/r IT2 Ocampopulumbarit

What is your actual "job"? And how often does it overlap with similar parts of the different services?

I just turned 28 is that too old ? I've been unemployed past 2 years but went back to school and almost finished accounting degree.

REEEEEEEE
Fuckers just released the wee the people petition response today. Triggered.

Call officer recruiters

Go Air Guard, commission if you have a bachelors and don't mind managing people.

Google maximum ages for each branch lazy nigger. Probably not too old.

I'm too fucking busy in University.

Don't go reserve/guard if you are a NEET.

dumbass, why didn't you include the ages for enlistment?

I did consider the Military, and somewhat still do but I am a bit older and have bad habits(not saying I can't overcome).

If you wanted to sell the Military, why not I dunno, show how the NEETS of this board can actually contribute?

I am already in the military. Currently in Afghanistan on tour number 5, with the Army. Feels fucking GLORIOUS to have a new boss in the white house. I was dreading coming back for tour 6, but it might not be see bad now. My hopes are that Trump either ends OFS/RS or takes the chains off, reduces the ROE restrictions and really let's us to after the enemy unhindered.

>making threats he can't back up
Lolwut
>alienate allies
Some of our """""allies""""" deserve it. They don't support our interests anymore.
>antagonize rivals?
Kek
You're either oblivious or delusional.
youtube.com/watch?v=PLTeZJtzKL0
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/bashar-al-assad-says-donald-trump-a-natural-ally-for-syria-along/
cnbc.com/2016/11/10/philippines-duterte-says-to-stop-quarrels-with-us-after-trump-win.html
Get ready for the Pax Donaldi.

I am graduating from one of the service academies this year. I get to walk across the stage and shake President Trump's tiny hand when I accept my commission. I'm so fucking excited.

>middle america joins military because they are pumped about trump
>i stay comfy in my home while they get exploded by some arab in the desert

coastal elites win again

Got out a couple months ago, being a Muhreen under Obeezy wasnt so hot.

I'm pretty sure I escorted an ISIS ressuply to the Kuwait/Iraq border when I was there

>your parents home you mean

>I am graduating
Shitposting at 0100 on a school night.

I'm in AIT right now actully

ADM Stavridis recently gave a talk to USNA where he no shit shilled for hill the entire fucking time and had a slide that detailed the passing of the torch of Western civilization that went from pictures of Socrates to Voltaire to George Washington to Merkel. Fucking Merkel. The dude had a great naval career but what the fuck?

A people continually tested by war lose against peaceful rioters. Wut?

I wonder if I can get a waiver and get back in under Trump. Sure hope so.

>"The soldier who has died due to the failure of his officer is a crime before God. So study hard, young Lieutenant. Prepare yourself well. Burn the midnight oil so that in your old age you will not look down at your hands to find his blood red upon them."

t. Patton

>posting on Sup Forums
>studying

Air Force here. Glad im not serving under hillary. Will probably head the afghanistan soon. 4 people just got killed in Bagram.

If I were you I'd wait and see if he can truly make murica great again before sending your wifes son to an early desert grave.

Already joining the muhreens, shipping out in March. Did I fuck up by picking Infantry?

I saw adm Moran talk a few weeks ago - he seems like the only one thats not 100% full of cuckshit.

We need to take a break to check my sick fucking dubble-dubs. 7 is the most magically potent number.

May Kek bless my military service and empower me to smite my nation's enemies wherever they may hide.

God bless you, sir.

call them, recruiters will do almost anything to get you in. They get bonuses if they hit certain amount of people in for the month.

I could never ask anyone because of the whole lack of anonymity thing. Do you know why he an heroed?

I'm, uh, t-t-taking a break.

Can I get a waiver for a food allergy?

Holy Shit futuresir you are blessed.
v/r CS3 Limdelacruz

I don't want to die for Israel. No thanks.

I know a guy who did. It's possible, but you won't know until you ask.

Name one important leader in the West that isn't a meme.

She wins by default.

Is she the current bearer of the torch of Western Civilization though? She's it's high water mark?

Because USNA morale a shit.
pressherald.com/2015/02/07/naval-academy-midshipman-from-harpswell-found-dead-in-dorm-room/

>blood on your hands

start a list
George Bush Jr.
Hillary Clinton
Barack Obama

Dick Cheney
Donald Rumsfeld
Colin Powell

there was a faggot on my team who was "allergic" to chicken. i thought he was full of shit so i put chicken in his food one day. turns out he was actually allergic to chicken. go figure.

I'm just a lowly E1 in the navy, but we will plot a coup if Trump gets his way.

Why tf do you have this picture?

Any other Army/Air Force here?

How is an E-1 posting on Sup Forums? Do they actually let you homos have phones in boot camp or something?

It was on a public website. Did you know him?

If that was my 3/C year, that was probably the worst year of my life, and command climate probably wasn't a big help. I just didn't know if he had some specific personal shit going on. Everyone was real quiet about it, which is understandable.

I don't understand what point you're trying to make.

Went to school with him so just surprised some user would save his picture. Which means you probably went to school with him too? Why else would you save it?

Can you elaborate? What happened?

I would join but my security clearance is hard limited because I got in trouble with the gubbermint. I'm basically limited to being an infantry grunt, so I am sticking with the private sector.

carry on, love the troops, love you, go ameriga

Went to same shitty HS as him (years before he did) and his memorial service hear was on a drill weekend so a bunch of the NOSC did honors. Apparently he didn't have a depressive personality or anything and he was well liked by everyone so it was quite a shock.

With me or him?

Me - shit chain of command and had to start seeing the world for what it was. I stopped lying to myself that year, more or less. Cognitive dissonance is a fucking hard thing to tackle.

Him - an hero

Just swore in at meps today

Airforce

Got A 96 on my asvab and I can't decide whether I want to do some cool electrical engineering job or rescue prople on a helicopter

Wish me luck boys, I'm going to do my part however small to make this country great again

Yeah I meant about him. Never heard why/how on his situation.

Also I went to HS with him too. Small fucking world you lobster-user

Seen this?
youtube.com/watch?v=R3xPlGzqQoU

F14 on deck. Oh man, those days

Also I have to say, having a middle age hispanic woman gazing into my asshole and telling me to "spread my buttcheeks" was the most surreal experience of my life.

Currently an Officer in the US Army.

Proud to fight under Trump

And the good bdus. The Digi stuff nowadays is crap but at least it takes less maintenance

What is duck walk

not in like 10 years, forgot about this

More difficult than it sounds

>Squat down
>Extend one foot out and place heel on floor
>Shift weight over to that foot whole raising to your toes on that side and turning to face the other way
>Extend other foot out and repeat

Some guy had to try for 15 minutes before he got it

Test to screen out downies.

The problem is that the military is still full of """equal opportunity""" bullshit where """marginalized""" people can bully their way through the ranks with little to no fear of reprimand.

Granted the Navy is probably the worst with this, but I'm sure other branches have it to some extent. Join if you want, because it certainly opens some doors once you're out, but don't be surprised when you're taking orders from a Shaniqua who barely knows anything about her own job.

I sincerely hope you didn't get trolled and go into any "Open General/Electrical/Etc" thing.

General statement, if you are going into the USAF, DO NOT GO IN WITHOUT A GUARANTEED AFSC OTHERWISE YOU WILL 100% END UP A MAINTAINER AND HATE EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE.

You're not cut out for the military anyway, if it's too tough for you to even go the extra mile.