What the fuck happens here

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Your mother gets raped by strong black men.

You stupid limey little British loser.

Snowforts

Alcohol and incest.

and the occasional suicide

Alcoholism, suicide, and HIV. Really sad place.

Depressed Eskimos and polar bears.

volcanoes and snow and shit

Space scale distortion.

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Santa lives there.

Based Santa bringing good white kids presents since 1921.

There are unaccessed mineral reserves such as precious minerals and gems being exposed due to glacial melting.

The potential wealth of what is under the ice in Greenland is largely almost entirely uncharted.

leaf mad about the pending mexpocolypse

White Danish people exploit the native inuits.
Watch Nanook of the north

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What a blatant fucking lie, just like the name of the country.

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on jew

Kielsen's Snowchimps fuck your mother.

Based Danes.

We were there first

they're getting cucked out of there now though

Absolutely nothing other than eskimos getting drunk and committing suicide which drives up Denmark's suiciderate.

why did you treat them so harshly bro?

The same is true for most of Africa and a variete of different planets, astroids and moons in our solar system.

There is nothing there - no infrastructure, no harbors and in the winter months you are completly cut off.

The fuck happens here?

And some faggot party trying to get independence.

A lot.

>baiting for rare flags
Nice try

We (USA) need to buy the place. You know there will be oil and gas deposits found around it.
Also, good place for a gulag when Trump reaches full power.

Until about 1000 years ago, farming.
Then the earth got colder. And everything died.