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Popeye just ate spinach and punched your character in the air. What does he come back down as?

popeye

popeye 2

someone with severely crushed ribs and internal bleeding

>Spider-Man
I punches the spider out of him, leaving him as the nerdish Peter Parker.

> the jews

>Goku
turn into monkey holding a carrot

Burgers.

a creature with heigth, length and breadth and a couple of other things
that actually sounds like it'd be a cool fight tho

Two Bobbys and a trenchcoat.

Would Sadidas turn into spinach or into trees?

Photos of Spider-Man

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A parrot, an anchor and a bunch of booze

He falls.

Motor Oil, Booze, a pack of condoms and a Gundam.

>animal isn't vaporized by the air pressure of the punch
Popeye is weak

A red blanket, a pair of boots, and a turbine engine.

>Double D

His brain, his hat and his abacus

>Hellboy
A church

Joker
> A normal circus clown

The Scarecrow
> A bunch of Halloween decorations

Mr. Freeze
> Victor becomes a Good Humor man, his suit becomes an ice cream truck

Penguin
> Comes back down as a smiling, wheelchair'd FDR

Mr. Fantastic
> A bunch of rubber tires

The Invisible Woman
> A naked Susan Storm

The Thing
> Rocks fall from the sky and assemble into a sculpture of a spinach can

The Human Torch
> A regular torch

I am at a loss here.

used condoms, and spiky balls of giant aids

>Doom
A cape, a tin can, and a horn.

Flash
>a can of red paint, a skeleton, a tin hat, and two birds
Colonel Sanders
>a mouth watering fresh combo meal involving chicken wings and spinach, along with a delicious Pepsi soda pop

>Bubble Bass

a bunch of pickles he hid below his tongue and the car keys he stole

A stack of Chixxx magazines, an empty jar and 3 hairs.

A million tiny Uncle Grandpas

A dead fetus covered in blood

His bike, then popeye rides on it and goes away. Shen is not sad because he knew Popeye probably need the bike more than himself

used tampons and a double ended dildo

A mustache

A wooden mask

A pepperoni pizza covered with fish sticks

>the last one

A skeleton set up like a museum display and a sign that reads 'Godzilla'.

Hmm.. Is Popeye capable of punching Ghosts?

Yes.

Popeye just punched Presence
nothing happens because Presence was written out of the DC in recent years and replaced by the literal idea of

Then its going to rain computer bits, puke and iron chains.

>nothing happens because Presence was written out of the DC in recent years and replaced by the literal idea of
of what user
pls respond

Addendum: the bones fall rhythmically, each one accompanied by a note on a xylophone.

>Sentry
A slightly chubby depressed blonde guy falls from the sky while holding a large beer bottle in his hand. Followed by a silhouette of a man wearing a white bowtie. The silhouette starts dancing as the man sobs.

a paper clip and a piece of string

Punches transform him into his previous incarnations (such as say, Hitler) until he turns into a monkey, then a prehistorian mammal, then a fish and then a giant bacteria

>Lucy
A occultic bookshop, I guess.