>that KoTH episode where Hank got raped by a dolphin
why did this show have such weird episode concepts?
That KoTH episode where Hank got raped by a dolphin
Eli Sanders
Levi Mitchell
Because inspired by real stuff. Like the nutbar pig boy was based on the Armour meat dude who killed himself under suspicious circumstances and they found a shit ton of furry outfits in his house.
Or the novice guy at the Fort Worth Skydiving School who had his chute fail to open and survived the landing.
Or the time Lone Star beer had to recall a giant shipment and people were hopping the border to Mexico to grab the bad batch.
This was a Sea World San Antonio thing where they had to discontinue the swimming with the dolphins deal because of them getting sexually excited.
King of the Hill is a neat time capsule of Florida Man type escapades in that timeframe of Texas. Interestingly, one of KotH's original things was prophetic, when Big Tex burned down at the State Fair.
Eli White
Because dolphins are rapists and the world needs to know
Gabriel Gutierrez
>tfw you will never be raped by a dolphin
Nathaniel Kelly
i wish you could swim
Jace Bell
Would you really want to be? Dolphins seem like aggressive lovers. They don't seem very kind or gentle.
Jacob Hernandez
>Weird
It's real. If you pet a dolphin the wrong way it'll become sexually aroused and try to have sex with you if you're in the water with it. This has been captured on video many times.
Robert Young
i'm sure they'll settel down once they see i'm willing to jerk them off
Isaiah Young
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Colton Foster
>why did this show have such weird episode concepts?
besides what said, it also stands out really well with how mundane the show normally is
Jack Anderson
>Hank got raped by a dolphin
>Homer got raped by a gorilla
What did Peter get raped by again?
Lincoln Campbell
a bull
Oliver Clark
Oh yeah. Alright, has Fry ever been raped?
Austin Williams
He got worms and snusnu
Christopher Green
Can I get a source on that pig boy thing?
Jacob Sanders
Not weird at all, Dolphins are fucking monsters, and Sharks are nicer and cuter and deserve charities more then them.
Joshua Kelly
Is it possible to teach a dolphin not to rape
Thomas Watson
see
James Peterson
Seconded I cant find it.
Lincoln Davis
We found out Dolphins have languages. We might ask them one day.
Leo James
>"Flipper, have you ever tried not being a rapist-"
>"NO."
Gavin Murphy
>Hank got raped by a dolphin
while looking that up to see which episode that came from, I found this: forum.bodybuilding.com
Sorry it's kinda off topic, but this needs to be known.
Alexander Reyes
Also crawling with STDs
Oliver Ortiz
Male Dolphins ejaculate from their prehensile dicks with enough force to cause you internal damage.
Female dolphin vag is so tight it will rip the skin off your dick.
Jonathan Clark
>forum.bodybuilding.com
>True story of having se with a dolp-
>not interested
Owen Smith
And a bug
Eli Brooks
>That time Hank and Dale got mad at the genie Shabu after aliens attacked
Joshua Hill
Well, you can't rape the willing.
Joseph Wood
What the fuck is this?
Christopher James
This is definitely a dream sequence or something, but I'd love a whole movie based around it.
Leo Jones
You really don't want that. In the reported cases of Dolphins raping humans, they drag the person underwater into a cave and fucking rape them to death. Shit's horrifying.
Caleb King
Grayson Cruz
I just watched the state fair episode and Big Tex didn't burn down?
Ayden Reed
unf
Jace Richardson
Everyone knows you give your consent to them if you get in the pool.
Ethan Morales
Nigga that image is fake.
Nathaniel Butler
I'll go one step further:
>you will never be employed as a biologist and be funded by NASA to give dolphins LSD and have sex with them while high
Henry Morgan
Can we please rangeban all dolphin IPs? It's blatantly obvious that they're shilling their "sea creatures of peace" shit all over the site.
Parker Martin
>You will never be employed as biologist to eradicate dolphins from the ocean as a safety measure
Jonathan Brown
Why the fuck is Bill Dan Aykroyd
Ryan Clark
It's a movie, duh
Grayson Sullivan
he still has hair.
Benjamin Sullivan
Homer also got raped by a panda
William Rogers
Why are there so many cartoons with male rape?
Logan Hill
Morlun
Aiden Garcia
Yea, Peggy getting raped by the dolphin would've never got used
Asher Gutierrez
Right, but one of those actually happened.
Easton Anderson
Did You Know:
In the 1960s a group of scientists, in an attempt to teach a dolphin to speak English, had a young woman live in a flooded house with a dolphin, and instructed her to constantly speak to it and masturbate it every day
Ethan Lopez
did it work?
Lincoln Murphy
dolphins are posting ITT right now, so what do you think
Mason Sanchez
That they only learned to type the human language with their nonfingers, stupid retarded dolphins