I SEND MY SWORD

I SEND MY SWORD
I SEND MY SCOURGE
THUS SAITH THE LORD

Oh boy time for the weekly theology thread

I sent the locus on the winds
Such that the world has never seen
On every leaf on every stock
Until there’s nothing left that’s green

>this song
THUS SAYETH THE LORD

I sent the pestilence and plague
Into your house into your streams
Into your streets into your bread
Upon your cattle, on your ox, and in your field

I AM THE THE SCOURGE
I SEND THE SWORD

This part still sends chills down my spine.

>weekly r/atheism thread

Ftfy

THUS SAYETH THE LORD

You who I called brother!

One I thought the chance to make you laugh
Was all I ever wanted

>waa waaa why does no-one believe in my retarded hateful fairytales

WHY MUST YOU CALL DOWN ANOTHER BLOW

DELIVER US

*sound of last breath being taken*

>Dreamworks will never be this good again

>You and your people... Have my permission... To go...
>*wailing in the background*

Way to prove my point.

>Egypt worships a sun god
>Yahweh darkens the sky

Now that's just pooping on the altar.

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Every one of the plagues is meant to be be a fuck you to the Egyptian gods.
>Love the bike? Now it’s full of blood.
>Love cows? There all dead.
>Love the sun? Gone
>Love gods that are part animal? Here come some wild beasts to fuck your suit up.

Then let my heart be hardened, and never mind how the cost may grow,
This will still be so,
I WILL NEVER LET YOUR PEOPLE GO!

Bike?

It's probably the best part of the song in the movie too. When the locust gets all up in the camera's face right at the end of that verse, it really sells how fucking terrifyingly destructive those little bug bastards can be.

BY THE POWER OF RA

Nile
Fuck

Hapi really liked his bikes
He was a god of Nile, right?

...

when you believe

I assume he meant Nile, the keys are pretty close together.

The guy is right in that each of the plagues relates to an Egyptian God and was to show God's dominion them. Presumably, it's just a theory. I personally don't believe it, because it requires some stretching to work, at points.
Turning water into blood relates to Hapi, the god of the Nile
The frogs relate to Heket, god of fertility, who had the head of a frog.
The lice related to Geb, god of the Earth; because reasons. Theologically, Moses turned the dust into lice.
The flies (and wild animals) related to Khepri, god of creation, who had the head of a fly.
The diseased animals related to the god of protection, Hathor.
The boils related to Isis, god of health.
The hail related to Nut, god of the skies.
The locusts related to Set, god of disorder, again, for reasons.
The darkness related to Ra, god of the sun.
And finally, the death of the firstborns related to the pharaoh, who was believed to be a god, because he swore to kill Moses if he ever saw him again.

Kino.