How much of a pathetic addict are you Sup Forums?

How much of a pathetic addict are you Sup Forums?

For me it's
>cigarettes
>coffee
>weed
>kratum

I literally use them all every day. At least it's not hardcore drugs or booze I guess

>>cigarettes - Quit smoking almost a year ago
>>coffee - 2 pots or so a day
>>weed - 1/2 oz a week
>>kratum - If taken it was by accident

Only thing I'm addicted to is recoil.

Porn and the internet are my two main addictions.

Having no hobbies doesn't help.

What the fuck is kratum

Weed>Booze

Druggy dude lmao behavior> I'm drunk lmao behavior

>2016
>not huffing CLP and rifle powder fumes

only coffee, cup a day, used to be 4-5 cups a day

Had my first cigar a few months ago, I haven't smoked since but I still get cravings, shits dangerous

>Coffee
>Nicotine
>Weed
>Sup Forums
>vidya

At least I'm a college student, don't have too much shit to worry about

Cigarettes
Alcohol
Weed
Porn
Cross dressing

>memes

>Cigarettes (Down to 1 a day though)
>Coffee (I can't stop or I'll be tired and have fucked up headaches)
>Porn
>Sup Forums

Used to be a slight alcoholic but I rarely crave drinking anymore.

Can
A
White
Person
Cum?

>Adderall
>Redbull

I have no trouble regulating my adderall consumption but I'm fucking addicted to Redbull, very hard to kick it for some reason.

Sorry I'm kind of high right now I meant kratom

soda
Sup Forums
video games

the 8 get will happen in this thread

i rape children and small mammals

>CLP
Hoppes #9 is the superior man's choice for huffing.

Can it be considered "addiction" if you're really good at keeping it on a tight leash? I really only consider myself addicted to weed, but it's partly a medical thing to me, it helps with insomnia.

Other than that, I was pretty addicted to alcohol over the summer, but I'm kicking that now, haven't had a drink in a week. I used to be addicted to energy drinks, but I kicked that about the same time I started alcohol addiction.

If you don't mind me asking, what kind of high does Kratom give you, and how do you take it? I used to work for a smoke shop that sold it, and now you're making me curious.

niggers

>internet

I keep 12 - 14 gallons of water around and drink a little more than a gallon a day

I used to do the same thing with alcohol

nigs

Kek is real. Meme Magic is real. WW3 Soon.

Addicted to leafs

niggas

trump will get impeached

im gay

Kill all non whites

praise kek

>porn
>drinking

i used to smoke a few cigs a week but i quit

everything will be ok

Pls kek. Give us a sign for this next big get. WW3 Soon maybe?

i like penis :)

o kurwa

IM REALLY GAY GUYSSSS

god is with us not "kek"

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8-10 100mm cigs a day
drink whenever possible
500mg caffeine daily

damn

>Cigars
>Coffee
>Sniffing my cats fur
>Booye

Alcohol and nocotine gum. Ive gotten free gum from my states tobacco help quit program for 2 years.

I quit weed last year and quit coffee/energy drinks a few months ago. I plan on quitting vidya as soon as i finish dark souls 2 and beat dark souls 3.

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>can of dip a day
>ex smoker, now I vape, don't brag about it, don't do it indoors
>8th of weed every 2 weeks

Cigarettes
Alcohol
Caffeine

Probably soon to be kratum as well. I'm in pain all the the time and that would really take the fucking edge off.

300mg oxy opiats daily
3packs of cigs
3 red bulls
1 pot of coffe
1/8th a day
Visiting japan didn't bring enough oxy fucked can't find kratom or anything else = really angry wife

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Suck my dick faggot

No addictions, but I should be eating better. I'm not really addicted to any particular food or anything. I might have a beer or two once a week.

You're living in the wrong country senpai.

Diet soda, I drink like 4 cans of diet pepsi a day.

It's aspartame free, though

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>ald-52 and nutmeg once a week
i'll never quit

>Cigarettes
>caffeine
>working
>pussy

The first two things support work drive and the last is how it balances out

same here bro BioChem 1st year trying to get LEM on csgo

>got a DUI last Friday

So here user, except for the kratom.

2 cups of coffee a day
Sup Forums
Memes

I have myself under decent control

Race mixing with white women

jenkem addiction

Lamefag

Everyone self medicates don't let anyone tell you different.

For me it's the herbal jew and perking up my fleeting happiness with too many animu figure purchases.

Maybe soda, but I have a cup or less a day.

Probably what most won't admit, the internet and computer.

coffee and heroin

heroin and weed

>2 cups of coffee a day
>I have myself under decent control

Does getting drunk every weekend make me an alcoholic?

where the fuck do you get that much oxy every day?

>used to drink and smoke weed almost everyday age 17-22
>for about 2 years I got blackout drunk like 6 days a week
>would go through a handle of vodka in 4 nights
>now 22
>quit weed completely
>now cut back on drinking to like 2 beers a night
>after 2 beers liver starts to hurt
>decided to binge one night
>liver hurts all next day, also might be partial hangover
>liver still might be fucked

>tfw can't drink casually or even binge 1 night a week anymore because I wasted it all on 5 night benders

Sh-should I go to the doctor? Like I said I've cut back a lot and my liver only hurts sometimes during the day or if I push on it. I don't think I have cirrhosis because my symptoms aren't that bad but I fogured my liver would be restored completely by now, it's been like 2 months of severely cut back alcohol.

Also I wanna get drunk again

cigarettes and weed i must smoke a lot of every single day

other than that, drugs in general. i've been a hardcore heroin addict and currently my weakness is IV cocaine.

atleast you dont drink atleast a 6 pack every day like i do

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Yes, sorry.

No one is addicted to video games? Ive spent every waking moment playing games and looking for new ones since I was like 5

Use Kratom, but got arthritis and ruptured disc in my lower back

>cigarettes
>hash/weed
>coffee/coca-cola
>Sup Forums

being a tv watching neet. i think i've gone through all of mde's youtube videos in less than two days

Cigarettes
Gambling
Bourbon
Weed
Sex
Internet
Gatorade
Nose picking

1/8 of weed per month, hardly "addicted". Most of you faggots here are actually fucked for life

DS2 and 3 are fucking god tier
>good taste

Is pr0n an addiction? I think I can stop but I never do.

You should definitely see a doctor and be honest about the extent of your drinking. Fingers crossed you didn't fuck your liver

I'm addicted to nothing...feels great

Energy drinks

Every day
>1 or 2 cups of coffee
>3 or 5 cigarettes
>2 or 3 weed smoking sessions
>1.5 litres of beer

At least I managed to keep off the hooch today.

I spent most of my childhood on them, but new games do not impress me. I find gaming to be a colossal waste of time, but since they are part of my nature, I do like always having a grindy RPG on the go for if I get bored.

Addicted to nothing because I can't feel pleasure anymore

Don't be a pussy you faggot

fuck you slave. master your mind and your body.

Only ciggs and Sup Forums

goga gola was not enough

might wanna go with some (sweetened?) tea and put more than one bag, not sure if you will be able to stick with this though

Sex. Coffee. Assholes

Cocoaine

I heard some noise outside my window. I thought " oh shit someone is watching me." I got up and peaked out the window, I saw this huge German Shepherd fucking my dogI watched, seeing a cock go in and out of her pussy got my cock rock hard. He humped her for about 5 minutes, then they turned around ass to ass. After about 10 minutes, they separated, his cock slid out, and dog cum ran out of Sally.

All I could think after that was the sight of a cock fucking my dog’s pussy. Later in the day after it got dark, I brought Sally into the house. I took her into my room and closed the door. I began petting her, my hand wandered back to her tail. I thought maybe I could get my cock to go in her. I had never fucked anything before, and I was willing to try anything. I reached under her between her hind legs. I felt her pussy, it was swollen. I opened her pussy lips and stuck a finger inside, "god" it was so hot and wet.

My cock jumped, instant hardon. Then I pushed 2 fingers inside, "this just might work" I thought. I dropped my pants and grabbed her back legs, got behind her and tried to figure out how to best do this. With one hand I opened her pussy. I pushed my cock against her hole. I tried to push her it in, but it wouldn't go. I needed some lubricant. I grabbed the Vaseline jar and quickly lubed my cock and inside her cunt. I tried again, Ohhhh... it slid in. I couldn't believe it; my cock was actually, finally inside a pussy. Sally didn't seem to mind one bit. I pushed it in all the way; I could see my cock spreading her pussy wide open. I started fucking her. God it felt so good.

It was hot. It didn't take long watching my cock slide in and out to explode, I pumped her pussy full of my cum. I left it in for a couple of minutes afterward. When I pulled it out, about a gallon of cum gushed out of her, my cock was coated with dog pussy juice and cum, right away Sally laid down and licked up all my cum from her pussy hole. Then she licked my slimy cock clean
>Mfw

Coffee isn't bad and 2 cups is nothing

No. drinking every morning and all day makes you an alcoholic

I don't see how tea would help.
I'm physically addicted at this point. If I don't drink something I feel tired and exhausted - I can't function without it.
And I can't stand coffee either, so I'm pretty much fucked.

> coffee
all day every day, but i don't see this as a problem

> alcohol
30+ drinks a week, very problematic for me and im trying to cut down or quit

> weed
a couple times a week at most. has only positives for me with no perceivable negatives

> benzos
low dose almost daily. not good, would also like to quit

never even tryed any of those