What is the most effective way to kill myself?

What is the most effective way to kill myself?
>no guns
>no prescription drugs
>I don't want to suffer

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Meditate.

fuck off

but just a question do you like party ballons?

Strangle yourself to death like a man

Jump off a building or sink + toaster. Both are terrifying.

And both unlikely to kill you.

Rake yourself to death

Lay on some train tracks

Its almost guaranteed to kill you, and if you survive at least you can say you got hit by a train and lived

Shouldn't do It mate, just starve yourself if you truly want to die. That will atleast show some measure of devotion.

Regardless, helium asphyxiation.

>Rake yourself to death

Fulchan
\ suicide \

i hear helium is pretty peaceful

Import more muslims.

Headbutt a train, works every time. Alternatively, Helium exit bag method.

Just jump head first down a well or off a building. No need to get fancy. A moment of excruciating pain and then you're dead before you even have the chance to think "ouch."

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Do it.

>What is the most effective way to kill myself?
>>I don't want to suffer

People kill themselves when the suffering of life andit's long term perspective exceeds the pain leading to death.

You don't really want to kill yourself or you would've done it. What you really want is attention and Sup Forums's attention to won't make you feel much better.
Instead, suck it up. Get your shit together. Make sacrifices and better yourself.

Third rail, you get one last fuck you to the world while you close down the train station for a bit.

>Sup Forums

Thread is Sup Forums tier. I forgot this is Sup Forums for a moment.

If you don't want to suffer you don't want to die.

insult islam

Here's what you do:
Get a loan, a big one
Get hookers and cocain lots of coc, and some heroin
Have the biggest party ever.
At the end of the night overdose on heroin it's the best death you can have...you'll be happy and you'll simply sleep in a bliss and never wake up good luck user

This is my exit plan when I give up, just dump the plunger and float off into bliss.

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>>no guns
not allowed to fight back goy
>>no prescription drugs
Using drugs would not be halal
>>I don't want to suffer
You will be slaughtered according to halal laws. You have to feel ever bit of it. You must be fully aware that the last bit of life is being ripped from your body.

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if you're going to die anyway you might as well take out some muslims

join a merc group. hell, start a merc group, defend Germany from refugee invaders along with other suicidal peeps. maybe you'll enjoy it and want to keep living. just keep a grenade on you so you can self-destruct when you get shot down or overwhelmed. take a bunch of opiates, meth and bathsalts before you go out with the squad so you don't feel any pain

snackbar'ing your local synagogue. 100% chance of no pain it's really the most humane way to go.

Bleach, easy and simple

Loudly declare that you have information that would indite Hillary Clinton, and then wait.

The CIA will kill you before you even realize it.

i dont want to take 90 fucking minutes to die

dumb cuck

go find the largest building in your city, get on the roof, and jump. easy as pie, and it's one of the quickest and most painless ways to kill yourself.

if you absolutely want to do it at home, get a really sharp knife and slit your wrists (ALONG, not across) multiple times.