Mfw I'm gay and I'll never be able to have this picture perfect life

mfw I'm gay and I'll never be able to have this picture perfect life

mfw i'm straight and i'll never be able to have this picture perfect life

have you tried being straight?

as if anyone can have a picture perfect life

get your head out of your ass stupid fag

The Romans did and the only thing harmed were the wives' pride.

>tfw nobody will look like that in 100 years

Yes I prayed every night for two years to God that I'd wake up straight and after that I just gave up

Step into my office.

whites were
A E S T H E T I C
if nothing else
(also the most intelligent)

Maybe it would help if you stopped thinking about dicks all the time?

Life is suffering no matter who you are, get used to it. This is not your blog.

Tried thinking about vagina but it just never got me hard...too slimy and stinky

Fix your shit, faggot.

Isn't that Ted Kazynski and family?

This. Thinking about vagina is like thinking about sticking my dick in a can of kippers. Not particularly enticing.

I'm not even white but it's kind of sad to think about it. I don't want a world where everyone looks like Brazilians. It'd be so boring.

you can though, just decide not to be gay

Insincere Prayer

Goes Nowhere

if it makes you feel better i am a completely straight man that would never get hard just thinking about vagina... that shit really is slimy and stinky but i guess so is dick

oh ok, but a poop filled ass hole is just completely appetizing huh

>Tfw I'll never have this life anyway

Nope that's gross too.....I just love dicks

honestly my main reason for being against multiculturalism, fuck brazil

Kek

get a pretty girl to smell nice and caress you while kissing you lightly and talking to you in a sexy voice

srs

You can clean your ass hole you know

That's what I do. It can get as clean as a whistle if you clean hard enough

You can always, like, stop being gay, you know.

Just saiyan.

Vaginas really are disgusting, I don't know how you deal with those things....bleeding every month, cheese-like yeast discharges, piss hole squirting urine all over every time she pees.....ugh so gross

You can though.

>Find a sexually open woman who still wants a family.
>get marries
>have kids
>make sure shes ok with you having a guy on the side or something
>maybe you could even be a threesome
>just keep the sexual shit hidden from your kids
>raise them with traditional values
Everyone wins

Have you tried hrt and surgery

Damn, I feel exactly the same...

Try to stop being straight and then come talk to me

UGH STOP i like being straight please don't make it any harder

Where's the dog?

This. I have never heard of someone who just stopped being straight because they chose to

If only you could find a based lesbian who wants that life too, you could be married and have a family but both do your homo shit on the side

Dammit.

If I could find someone like that it'd be perfect.....but I would never want my kids to find out their dad sleeps with men on the side....I would never want to traumatize a kid like that

>Wanting that life

Boooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg

I mean I could if I wanted to, I just really don't fuckin want to

Being gay doesn't stop you from marrying a woman and choosing to not engage in homosexuality.

have you tried the electric fence

Than go and fuck a man right now to prove it. Load up a vid of an all-male orgy and jack off 7 times to it and tell me how it went.

Why are you gay, though? What the hell is wrong with you? What makes you look at that picture and go "You know, I kinda wanna fuck that guy up the butt and not make beautiful children with a perfect waifu"?

I just don't even get how someone winds up being a faggot. Do you just hate yourself and your masculinity so you express it by being as much of a mincing wussy faggot as you can possibly be? Is your homosexuality a condition of rejecting the responsibility of masculinity? I just don't understand it.

if you're gonna raise the kids to be good Americans like the guy in that photo would its worth the risk

make me

Being gay is acceptable nowadays. Just find yourself a good conservative man and adopt.

Teach "your" children the value of individual liberty, discipline, honor, and respect, and they'll turn out fairly redpilled

>tfw gay
>tfw you are the only athletic non-failure male in your family
>tfw i want to marry and have children just to make my family proud

Well i don't either

case closed

But that's super gay, man.

As long as you can marry a non-degenerate dude, you can call it square.

Nope. I just like dicks. Don't know why. Tried fucking a woman twice, couldn't get hard. Female body just doesn't activate that part of my brain. Wish I could tell you why...

not to copy-paste lady gaga's meme but i'm pretty sure some people are just born that way... if temperament can be inherent, why can't sexuality

Have you ever felt one? Lol
Or stuck your dick in one. Cmon man. Atleast try it before you knock it

just marry a trap and adopt kids faggot, go to church and pretend you're not a horrid abomination.

you're not OP, he does want to

you stupid faggot

There are plenty of women out there it would work with as long as you're not a socially awkward beta and you actually are attractive with some charisma.
All you do is engage in a relationship like normal and then eventually "come out" as bi, and that your want for dick is a purely sexual thing. Nothing emotional.

Or you can deal with it and just keep it to yourself. Vagina isnt that bad. Not as bad as you are making it out to be.

I mean, I voted for Trump and consider myself republican and would only date conservative guys...but I just feel like kids should have a mom and a dad.....no kid wants to be bullied at school for having fag parents

This shit AGAIN? YOU CAN HAVE AN EVER BETTER LIFE! FUCK WOMEN AND FUCK YOUR WOMANY LIES! AND GET A FUCKING SURRRRRRRROGAAAAAAATE. And start listening to the REAL Christian message and not this fake Zionism garbage

He only wants to because other people would prefer if he behaved otherwise

In other words, OP is a coward

Find escort on back pages. Tell her you need to be straight by the end of the night. Problem solved

Sucks senpai =(

I've had at least 5 girls tell me that if I were straight they'd marry me in a heartbeat....but there's no way they'd be happy with me because I'd never be able to give them sex...

For fuck's sake. Straight men are good at faggot sex so what does that tell you? Take your thread and go fuck yourself with it

You know a lot of straight guys that fuck men?

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Goddam you. I can't get shit going on since my ex and you're turning down pussy. I do respect your point on kids not wanting fag parents, good on you.

I think he's talking about anal.

Yep. And then get in between two dykes. Stop lying. Stop obsessing. Stop brow beating yourself. I fucking hate this board

Just stop being a faggot and you can have it too.

I can help you, user.

>be fags
>adopt kid
>teach kid how to fight
>bully makes fun of kid for having fag parents
>kid beats the piss out of bully
>take kid out for ice cream

It's genetic

wanna be my bf user

pls i am lonely and i hate gays

You know that gay guys can still impregnate women right?
Source: I'm gay and have been married to a woman for 4 years. I have two kids.

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Everyone has temptation, but that doesn't mean you have to act gay. I consider my self straight, but I did some pretty degenerate stuff myself at one point. If your problem is that you don't find women attractive than maybe you should seek psychological help. I'm rooting for you

just marry a trap and adopt white children.

never let your kids know that your "wife" is actually a dude.

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If they came out with a pill that turned you straight I'd take it in a heartbeat - I hate being associated with the AIDS, the drugs, the casual sex, the gay parades, transvestites, etc. of the "gay community".....but I guess the one nice thing is not having to deal with pyscho females (I've heard stories)

Are you miserable? Do you sneak off and have gay sex in secret?

Here ya go, OP. You now have the life you wanted.

Oh lord, Imagine the reaction to that.
"Oh gee did you year lil' cuntie got beaten up by that kid with fag dads?"

If that actually did anything, then I'd be all for it. But so far I've never heard of anyone who successfully changed their sexuality permanently. All the "ex gay" people you hear about end up getting caught doing lines of coke off a stripper's balls at a gay bar years later

or he sees the advantages and is looking for a way in to that life

The only thing that freaks me out more than a vagina are transsexuals...sometimes I actually don't feel that weird knowing that a large number of Sup Forums users jerk off to girls with dicks

that's not even gay though

Right after sucking the stripper's dick, that is

"I want to be said but I just cannot stop sucking clocks and it's affecting my whole life" - OP

Pretty much

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Nope I am fairly happy. My wife is basically my best friend. I do have a "boyfriend" who stops by occasionally though.

You make it sound so easy....maybe there is hope after all. I should call up my best friend and see if she's lonely enough to want to make this work...she'll probably think I'm crazy....my dad would be proud though

But does she know you're gay? How does sex work?

If she rejects you, you have to tell her that the Jews want her to do that

You will get to about 30 and then realise that sticking you stinky little cock in a mans butt is just something you chose to do and has nothing at all to do with your personality you will also feel the need to create offspring so you can continue to have your DNA expressed as a live formulae.

All this will depend on how willing you are to live on earth or in the safe space in your imagination

Then be a closet homo, marry a girl and have children with her, then suck a dick occasionally after work if you're so eager to get your mouth filled with cum. just don't make a drama out of it. Everybody wins.

Wtf I'm gay now

Our sex doesn't work that way and asses close up nicely. Vaginas always stank like fishy butterscotch. Why do our prostates feel good at all where they are if all they do is make cum?

you choose to suck cock. you are responsible for your actions and how your life turns out. you can choose to have a proper female wife and have kids. in reality, you don't have an unquenchable thirst for cock you have been been conditioned to think that because you are attracted to men you must must must take it in the butt.