Fuck California

Can we meme California into secession?

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We'd be better off planting high explosives in the San Andres fault and trying to get the big one to take care of Calexit for us.

I lived in Cuckifornia and it was hell on earth.

THIS is what Los Angeles is REALLY like:

youtu.be/Gj1gbKW_Wgk

The sooner Hellifornia gets shit out of the bowels of America, the better.

33% of California voted for Donald Trump.
Do not forsake us America.

>the bear will leave its cave forever

NO PLEASE
YOU HAVE FRIENDLIES ON-BOARD

Downtown is being gentrified and hipsterfied now

California is responsible for virtually all of the countrie's technological achivements and innovations.

You are using this website, you use your iphone, you use your video games, these are technnoligicwes developed by places that all voted for Hillary Clinton this election. Silicon Valley, New York, Chicago, etc.

This election was won by the uneducated hicks.

They expect one of us in the crash, brother.

College educated FUCKING WHITE MALES still majority voted for Trump, retard.

And if Calexit happened we'd have a republican supermajority, and we could build a wall keeping Californians (who are mostly spics) from flooding into the US.

Why not hype up Mexico to invade and take it officially. Nobody would give a shit

have we started the fire?

This is why race mixing is bad

...

vox.com/2016/4/21/11451378/smug-american-liberalism

>The origins of this shift are overdetermined. Richard Nixon bears a large part of the blame, but so does Bill Clinton. The Southern Strategy, yes, but the destruction of labor unions, too. I have my own sympathies, but I do not propose to adjudicate that question here.

>Suffice it to say, by the 1990s the better part of the working class wanted nothing to do with the word liberal. What remained of the American progressive elite was left to puzzle: What happened to our coalition?

>Why did they abandon us?

>What's the matter with Kansas?

>The smug style arose to answer these questions. It provided an answer so simple and so emotionally satisfying that its success was perhaps inevitable: the theory that conservatism, and particularly the kind embraced by those out there in the country, was not a political ideology at all.

>The trouble is that stupid hicks don't know what's good for them. They're getting conned by right-wingers and tent revivalists until they believe all the lies that've made them so wrong. They don't know any better. That's why they're voting against their own self-interest.

>As anybody who has gone through a particularly nasty breakup knows, disdain cultivated in the aftermath of a divide quickly exceeds the original grievance. You lose somebody. You blame them. Soon, the blame is reason enough to keep them at a distance, the excuse to drive them even further away.

>Finding comfort in the notion that their former allies were disdainful, hapless rubes, smug liberals created a culture animated by that contempt. The result is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

>Mojave, 50th state
am ok with this

Calibros will we really be fine when the big one hits? I have faith that our homes are strong enough but all the fear mongering gets to me.

Yes, the fire rises!

Who cares what you think? You're just a rodent.

Mojave would be a good name for a divided california. I still think Jefferson is the most unfitting name for a state

>tfw Hillary suicides california

It's not a good split, it gerrymanders conservative areas - which would be politically doable, though.

I just want the quake to hit the liberall hell holes there. Jefferson is cool

no one remembers 6 calis? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Californias

Can we meme California into the Pacific?

Let's fucking do it

You cucks have got it all wrong. Canada should be taken over and its inhabitants re-educated. Do not give away land to Canacucks.

porn and music bro
sage shit that California is known for

This. We have the most registered republicans and gun owners of any state yet the cities always fuck us over.

Pic related is how Los Angeles voted. I'm in one of the red suburbs but they're invading everywhere or even worse moving to Colorado or Austin

If California were to leave, the US would never elect another democrat.

What happened with the voting corruption allegations? It is very telling that Clinton didn't call for any legal challenges or recounts.

>that one red dot in the top left
god speed whoever lives there

Silicon Valley is declining because Cali is fucking up taxes, environment laws, and the housing market.

Phoenix will soon be the next Silicon Valley.

also where do you see the map broken down like that

Why don't we just meme a great earthquake and watch it fall off into the ocean?

I dont worship false idols

I love how east of the 55 is red. 10/10, Everywhere else is cucked, including Irvine sadly, there are some hot fucking Asians over there my god.

No, State of Jefferson for the North, State of Agriculture for Central California. SoCal can fuck off and so can most of the coastal cities. San Francisco must stay because of the ports and the tech companies need the government money.SoCal is fucking worthless all they do is make movies, music, and steal the central valley's water.

I hate California for its population but it's still my state you treasonous fucks are trying to meme into hell. Come face us you inland dogs.

>make california secede
>trump declares war to maintain the union
>superior californian beach bum brigades handily defeat your pathetic armies
>california conquers rest of the states, secession is successful, land mass is exactly the same but now you assholes all have to fly our bear flag and gib us tribute of fresh water

Unfortunately we need california for its ports. And its porn.

Dunno haven't heard anything of it

latimes.com/projects/la-pol-ca-california-neighborhood-election-results/

California should secede so their state can have a Federal "March to the Sea" as part of their history too.

My girlfriend is from San Jose and wants me to move there. What do you think? Should I go for it?

Im going there for a few weeks i know theres a fuckton of spics but is it really that bad

No you'll be fine, where in cali are you going?

If you enjoy insanely priced housing even at California standards. Also gooks everywhere.

t. a gook

My girlfriend is a gook. I've accepted my being a race traitor. I'm a doctor, she's a pharmacist, so I think we can afford housing, but I'm worried about being surrounded by people who radically disagree with my worldview. How do you do it?

Why meme an entire state when you can just meme the libtards into secession?

And by "meme the libtards" I mean "right-wing death squads"

And by "secession" I mean "get your coat"

>tfw almost flipped riverside
just fuck my shit up

LA not sure where specifically yet most likely the hollywood area

We should then civil war! Make it happen! I want to shoot libs in this hell hole!

The fire rises.

We salute you in your sacrifice.

Vae victis, and shit.

Gook girlfriend
Dump it and get a white girl.

Jesus Christ you cucks are spreading these chink genes around. Its disgusting

That's Beverly Hills. All the rich smart people voted Trump.

> tfw I live in that part north of Glendale that's hugely red

Feelsgoodman

She's my first and likely last. I'm too autistic for most girls, I think. Happy with what I have.

it will be my reason to leave los angeles fuck this state

Live in riverside county. Soon to be the 50th State. The Mojave. Pls happen

Oh yeah you should be fine. Just talk and people will want to suck you off because of your British accent lmao.

Well, I really do pray to God that this is the case someday. Legally it cannot secede.

But I hope one day that this can be changed.

The college age gooks are the ones you got to look out for...

I find it's always the kids who are fucking blue pilled to shit. Most Vietnamese (most of SJ) come from families that survived the Vietnam War and are usually a little more based.

But living in any big city you can expect libs 1000%

Learn to swim.

Thanks. Will try to look for more conservative neighborhoods

Made this in MS paint

I think it's a single mansion in Bel-Air

ITS HAPPENING

Someone should go to their ptotests holding a sign: "Make America Great Again: GO BACK TO MEXICO!"

Doubt it will come up but I should probably avoid talking politics right

>tfw your neighborhood voted Trump
The further inland you go the more red it gets. At least my county is salvageable.

A FUCKING KEAF

the entire coastline needs to be cut off. You're leaving us with Los Angeles, San Diego and San Francisco

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Here is how we do it.
1st we split califronia into two states. One state is our central valley and lake taho area.
2nd. We round up every liberal into southern and the SF part of california.
3rd. We allow them to secede, but we get a 100 year lease on our military bases and essential ports and rail lines.
4th. They establish a marixs state and natural selection kills most of them off and makes an example of why communism fails.

Make Jefferson great pol

I can see my neighborhood on that, map and I am very disappointed.

>Mojave
As a lifelong resident of this region, I would be down for this. One one condition: all the passes leading up from LA are shut down and a wall is built across the San Gabriel valley.

Fixed

latimes.com/projects/la-pol-ca-california-neighborhood-election-results/
Still don't know why Riverside county hasn't been filled in yet.

California will never be a blue state thanks to Arnold Schwarzenegger.

you missed Los Angeles and Sacramento - get to work.

Fuck that, you will be liquidated and we SoCalians will drink all your water. Hoarding faggots.

God bless state of jefferson region. Having to put up with the rest of commiefornia must suck.

better

Cal fag here, DO IT!
>CA become country
>Republican county refuse to follow new country
>Declare loyalty to United State
>Californian Republican Militia Alliance establish
>Took all of our "perfectly" legal gun out of the basement and starts to gun down libtard support
>March down to SF and burn it down than LA
>Declare victory in San Diego
>Lynch all traitor and leave them hanging on Golden Gate Bridge
>Build a wall from LA to SF, make it into the biggest US Penitentiary
>Send the rest of the libtards supporter from all state in
>The rest of the county return to United State
>The New California Republic
>California red again

DO IT!!!PLEASE!!!DO IT!!!!

You don't deserve water you desert waste dwelling sun nigger.

Nah if you zoom in it's a suburb in Beverly Hills with 214 voters. The precinct is bordered by the LA Country Club and Rodeo Drive so you can imagine who lives there.

youtube.com/watch?v=n77NxU0CHPw

Los Angeles in the 50s

youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1gbKW_Wgk

THIS is what Los Angeles is REALLY like 2016


Wew Lad , who is behind

Daily reminder that California's 36th congressional district is the best region of California.

It's a living hell living in the IE (near LA) and having you guys think just because I live in California, it automatically means I support Shillary. I don't, I know a good amount of people here who supported Trump.

no it's not
shut the fuck up
it sucks
>everything that uses anything but your hand to accelerate an object is a firearm
>firearms can only be used outside the city
I can't even play with my old slingshot or crossbow without driving to the desert
fuck this county

It should be a surgical removal. Some of California might still be salvageable.