STAY OUT

I've been seeing a lot of 'migrate to Australia' posts recently.

Daily reminder that we are full. Doesn't matter what colour your skin is or how educated you are. You are not welcome in our country.

Australia has a long tradition of keeping our foreigners and we're not changing anything just because a bunch of SJWs on the internet told us to. They are a liability and the few we've taken in out of the goodness of our hearts have already stirred up enough shit to make us never go that way again.

So stay in your own country. Nobody here will accept you and you will be utterly miserable as others mock you for deserting your homeland.

What if we bring better internet speeds with us.

How are people supposed to migrate to a full country?

There's literally no room.

We become mole people, living in bunkers beneath the surface.

Off to Cooper peedy u go mate

>poisonous animals everywhere
>shit cuisine (see fairy bread; marmite)
>unbearable banter
>shit internet

Why would anyone want to move to Australia, again?

That looks pretty fucking cool. It's pretty obvious to me that the last bastion of the white race is to burrow underground and rise up after 1,000 years and retake the Earth, then the Universe.

I could say the same thing about Costa Rica.

I'm by no means unhappy with my 12mb/s. And yes thats megaBYTE not megaBIT.

Yeah, you're not full. Like... not even close.

Touché

vegemite fuckhead.

Vegemite, cunt.

So why do hate your fellow Anglos?
>inb4 shitskin; can literally trace my family back to the UK on both sides

We're full. But we will make exceptions for non-SJW 10/10 qt3.14s

I am coming anyway, I already accepted working with MAN over there.
>Gonna fuck your women
>What are you gonna do about it

تراجع علينا كلنا
tarajae ealayna klna

他妈的我们满了
Tā mā de wǒmen mǎnle

Baisez-vous, nous sommes pleins

Fuck off wir sind voll

להזדיין ואנחנו מלאים

우리가 끝났어.
uliga kkeutnass-eo.

fuck off vi är fulla

bangsat off we geus full

pic related for turkish

Don't you believe in diversity ?
The mudslimes managed to cross the mediterranean, just a matter of time till they reach your shores too.

Most Australian women are just giant spiders in skin suits. Stay safe.

But what if I want to make Australia great again?

Who doesn't fuck our women? Women here are used goods by the time they are fifteen.

Unexpected kek.

yes because 80% of the country is literally death valley tier you stupid cunt

Don't shit talk fairy bread mate.

I'm moving there in 3 weeks, should I be concerned?

>12mb
kek
i get 100mb/s
step up your fucking game

>STAY OUT

Same goes for New Zealand.

We have to many liberals here already.

So not even if I want to help counterbalance all the chinks?

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What can I expect in the greater adelaide area? Excluding fauna as I already deal with geel slange (yellow snake, fuckall what people call them) on the regular.

>t. north queensland
how are the cyclones treating you bruce?

not op.
but the fucking weather up here is weird as fuck.
it was hot a few days ago now it feels like spring again.

townsville reporting in

Fight me cunts

no you're not coming here, you can drop the chinks, hispanics and muslims in the middle of our desert though. they won't last 48 hours.

will you please fuck off you annoying melbournite, nobody likes you and you're not funny. do you want me to make fun of the bushfires going through your pile of shit half of this country?

brisbane reporting in, i've already seen two foreigners, an american and a european, faint here. what's it like up there?

Abos, churches and desert. Be sure to get all your shopping done before 3pm.

Melanin? Where we're going, we don't need melanin

It's more that the water supply can't sustain more people

>It's pretty obvious to me that the last bastion of the white race is to burrow underground and rise up after 1,000 years and retake the Earth, then the Universe.

Now our domination of the Earth is fading fast
And out of the confusion the chance has come at last
To build a better future from the ashes of the past
In a brave new world
With just a handful of men
We'll start all over again

Yeah one sec. On the crapper. 400mb synchronous here

This country shall remain forever the home of the descendants of those people who came here in peace in order to establish in the South Seas an outpost of the British race.

Ok, so when are you going to drag all the chinks and muzzies into the middle of the country?

cool and windy.
Shits fucking tight, i was able to wake up without being in a sweat pit.

I am coming to Melbourne soon

Which is why I posted this question

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>200 kbps
where the fuck do you cunts live, sydney?

>fairy bread
>vegemite
"shite"

Fuck off, cunt. I'm not even strayan and I know that shit's fucking good.
>the only time this faggot ever tried these was together.

Perth, North of it, the image says so

how? that's in megabits right?

> tfw your upload is faster

correct

Lighten up mate, no one hates you. Americans are quirky and sure you'll find upper mid class Labor voters that'll turn their nose up at America, but everyone thinks little of that supercilious bunch.

looks like he got either FTTP or he got lucky with FTTN and he's paying out the ass for 100 mbit

good shit senpai. any news on possible cyclones in the near future?

Does anyone else have a token middle aged black guy in their neighbourhood who always walks everywhere?

how the fuck. i thought only 100mb was max?

I haven't seen an actual african nigger for five years

what?

that has to be some LAN connection shit right?

>upper mid class Labor voters
kek

>not liking spider girls
Fag

All comes back to money.

This connection is 400/400 unlimited data and costs me $800/month

Thank you. I just find it very hard to believe that a fellow Anglo would not be accepted and able to assimilate into your country. I just don't want to see that glorious bastion of Britain to turn into Shanghai 2.0.
Also, Labor is the party of feelings in Australia, right?

fucking 800 buckaroos. fuck that.

tpg offers 400/400 business fibre for $400/mo

dude, there's no stopping the yellow river, may as well invite some whities as well.

>meanwhile, he's getting 1% of his country's population as immigrants
>almost as bad as Canada
Lol, Australia is fucked too.

Ugly chinks and Indians, just like us.

That's the spirit son.

Labour support our STOP THE BOATS program but also want to keep hospitals public and boost healthcare funding.

I hate admitting I vote labour but they have good policies and are more centrist than other labour parties across the globe.

(((tpg)))

>upper mid class Labor voters

Safe to say never heard this one before.

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Me too and that was when I went to hawaii.

>$800/month
jesus christ

Yeah TPG wanted a $5000 installation fee. Over the wire already had fiber in the building. I think there could also be data limits on the TPG plan

No

Greens = feelings
Labor = unions
Liberals = corporate shills/muh free market
Nationals = muh bible

iinet naked masterace reporting in, been unlimited for a few years now - looking for a noice new modem soon...

>Liberals = corporate shills/muh free market

>they have good policies

They fucking gave the greens power you mong and ruined Australia. It will take another 20 years and another John Howard clone like Pauline Hanson as prime minister to fix it up with a 20% GST and sell NBN.co.

We need to be taking in ONLY rich immigrants and no poors.

>Australia
>Ruined

Nah m8 not even close.

i want a m16. which fucking party is gonna allow this in australia?

>We need to be taking in ONLY rich immigrants and no poors.
He thinks we've got a choice... fuck m8, half the 457 cunts I've worked couldn't wank themselves out of a wet paperbag they're that thick....
t. unix server consult

Our car industry is gone.
Our mining boom is over.
Quantas nearly quit.
Woolworths and Coles going to fail.

Hope you have a long term job already, because if labor gets in majority of australia will be living on welfare, tax will go up and the best earners will be cash under the table trades. I'm just glad I got my cushy officejob with 4% pay rise each year.

I didn't read the OP but can any of the Aussies ITT give some good resources on migrating to Australia? I want escape Trump because he's LITERALLY Hitler and also I want to impregnate some shitposting females with my big beaner cock and also not integrate into society.

amazon is coming into australia, they're going to provide both their normal online service and their "amazon fresh" service, which is just ordering groceries online

i've read they're going to look at the price of every item in a normal supermarket then they're going to lower it 30%

get ready for coles and woolies to die off

Buy a MSY franchise. Thats what all the indians and asians do.

Will Amazon hire all our neets?

is right m8
we are so fucked if we don't fix things right now (we won't) and unwitting neets like me are dead in the water without manufacturing jobs

Fly to indonesia and there will be some friendly fellows there who will give you a comfy boat ride to Australia on their private luxury yachts.

have you seen their warehouses in the US? they're basically entirely automated. the workers only touch the packages once to add bubble wrap, and i'm pretty sure they even want to automate that.

haha cheeky because he'll be ferried back to USA and learn his lesson

It's literally a huge warehouse with a couple of forklifts mate. It's how the prices are cheap as fuck.

>Will Amazon hire all our neets?
lol no, they will ship in shitskins on work visas and pay them a 1/3 less than they would sort of have to pay you.

>forklifts
no mate, the products arrive in on a truck, they're picked up sorted and stored by robots, then when the products are ordered they're picked up and taken by robots to a packaging station where a guy puts the product in, puts bubble wrap in, then tapes the box. then the box goes down a conveyor belt to a truck waiting outside.

the only jobs are repairing the robots, packaging and managing the entire place.

>Our car industry is gone.
Yeah, than Johnny Howard for that m8 - fucking tarrifs killed Holden here.
>Our mining boom is over
Really depends on the price of iron ore and whether there's demand from china - about 2 mths ago it was fucked, now it's all good again....
>Quantas nearly quit.
Is that after they posted a massive quarterly profit?
>Woolworths and Coles going to fail.
My wesfarmers dividend says differently sorry m8

>because if labor gets in
We're you here when we had an election recently?

>best earners will be cash under the table trades
Noice! Black economy ftw...

>I'm just glad I got my cushy officejob with 4% pay rise each year.
If your boss catches you shitposting at work m8....

The second the rest of Australia finds out about the water surplus we have in the NT, we're fucked

You realise that australia essentially has migration quotas right?

Every Sup Forumsack you convince not to come will be replaced with Sanjeet.

>he spends 800 doll hairs a month to shitpost on Sup Forums

Sometimes i will never understand you guys.

mate white women are ok they are thin we can squeeze em in

Holden died because they've been making the same cars since the 90s.

Also because nobody who isn't named dazza wants one.

Jack, I only visit to please your burgercock-hungry women every time my ship ports in your harbor.
When I retire, I'm gonna keep one.