>be me
>be like 30 minutes ago
>laying in my underwear playing a video game
>suddenly my body starts itching
>"wow that's annoying" I think to myself thinking nothing of it assuming it will subdue on it's own
>it gets worse
>it's getting genuinely unpleasant, I have to stop playing and just focus on scratching myself
>throw my shirt off because I feel hot all of a sudden
>as I'm scratching my torso notice I'm red all over and I've these little bumps on my arms
>it gets really unbearable and I'm feeling hot to the point that I have to fucking jump in to the shower and blast myself with cold water for 15 minutes
>this helps and I've gone back to normal now
>rub myself in with my sister's body lotion just to be on the safe side
what the hell Sup Forums?
am I going in to menopause?
Be me
Did you take niacin?
>Sup Forums
Hmm..
You probaby have aid babies growing on your nervous system.
Dermatitis herpetiformis
i am still traying to figure out wtf did i just read
Set read the sticky, this board is for political topics and discussion
Maybe he caught something from the refugees?
itching can be a sign of lots of things, most likely you have an allergy to whatever you were lying on/covers etc.
Embrace kek magic.
Wash your sheets lately?
Woah we better split it's the cyber police.
Go to the doctor dummy. You shouldn't be playing video games when it's as early as it is there too
Did you get a sunburn recently?
There is a sticky?
....and you read it?
>whitebois get itchy from sheets
lol fucking pussies
Could be hives. Got them when I was in 7th grade and it spread from my arm to my face and was itching like a mother fucker. Always wondered what had set it off
Allergic reaction to whatever you had on you or maybe just dry skin
All I read was
>rub myself in with my sister's body
did it look like this OP?
It's probably lymphoma
Heat rash is pretty fuckin common. Had it a lot sometime in high school and then it cleared itself up.
Dust your room from top to bottom.
Seriously, clean it
Pruritus can be a sign of medical issues.
Are you chubby and consume lots of sugar?
Could be diabetes.
bedbugs
no it couldn't
probably hives
could be hives from stress, i get them sometimes. best to get it check out though.
Jews
>pol
Just cause we prescribe redpills does not mean we a professional doctors or anything. Go to Sup Forums or /lit/. They have had experience with those sort of things.
Bad case of brown recluse
also
>getting medical advice on Sup Forums
congratulations, u are having an allergic reaction. it was probably something u ate.
sage
you may have full blown aids
That sounds like an allergic reaction, be careful. Are you allergic to anything you know about? What have you eaten or come in contact with recently?
could be hives.
hives are not that serious.
Nice blog post faggot. Enjoy your ban
Scabies
>1 post by this id
You're essentially going to die
scabis
sounds like the chronic condition known as op is a faggot
Clean your room
Zika
yeah, I know. But this is also home. I've asked advice questions already. I dont want answers from shitfuckistanbook
Top kek
Psyops. It's the psyops.
...
You wouldn't know Pedro as your drier box isn't equipped with sheets.
kek
that's because you haven't bathed or moved in days you fat autist
I can't believe anyone hasn't asked yet
Is your sister hot? Do you have nudes? can you obtain nudes??
I did some googling and I'm pretty sure it was this
thank you for all your answers Sup Forums
You're allergic to yourself.
To those proposing something from the sun or venomous animals: Those don't exist in Norway.
do you have get bumps like thesearound winter?
If the sudden temperature change or anxiety triggers it then its probably cholinergic urticaria
t. not a doctor
It's bed bugs. I went through it when I first moved into my shitty apartment.
Really hard to get rid of but it'll just get worse if you don't do anything about it.
Sup Forums really is neo-Sup Forums
morgellons. Suppressed synthetic government parasites. Have you been browsing anywhere dodgier than Sup Forums? you might be on too many lists.
This Op
If you have dot rash on your body you have HIV.
Check your tongue and see if you have White cauliflower on your tongue it's HIV
That is usually caused by pores being clogged after hot water opens pores and is left open for a period of time. Your body has a reaction likened to an allergic reaction. It happened to me on the way to school long ago and I legit had to stay home in agonising itchiness. It hasn't happened again since I take cold or warm showers.
Thank me later
Drink water.
Dub.s are truthful
Praise Kek
>spics well adjusted to filth and squalor
As expected
happens to me occasionally when i dont shower for more than a week.
>Scabies
Could be scabies, really.
Itches like crazy especially at night.
Hot water makes it hurt less, temporarily.
Doctors don't diagnose it because it's so rare, will give a useless "steroid cream" first.
Tell the doctor what you need, get the lotion, and put the lotion on its skin.
Then, no more scabies.
Look for tracks on the skin.