Be me

>be me
>be like 30 minutes ago
>laying in my underwear playing a video game
>suddenly my body starts itching
>"wow that's annoying" I think to myself thinking nothing of it assuming it will subdue on it's own
>it gets worse
>it's getting genuinely unpleasant, I have to stop playing and just focus on scratching myself
>throw my shirt off because I feel hot all of a sudden
>as I'm scratching my torso notice I'm red all over and I've these little bumps on my arms
>it gets really unbearable and I'm feeling hot to the point that I have to fucking jump in to the shower and blast myself with cold water for 15 minutes
>this helps and I've gone back to normal now
>rub myself in with my sister's body lotion just to be on the safe side
what the hell Sup Forums?
am I going in to menopause?

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Did you take niacin?

>Sup Forums
Hmm..

You probaby have aid babies growing on your nervous system.

Dermatitis herpetiformis

i am still traying to figure out wtf did i just read

Set read the sticky, this board is for political topics and discussion

Maybe he caught something from the refugees?

itching can be a sign of lots of things, most likely you have an allergy to whatever you were lying on/covers etc.

Embrace kek magic.

Wash your sheets lately?

Woah we better split it's the cyber police.

Go to the doctor dummy. You shouldn't be playing video games when it's as early as it is there too

Did you get a sunburn recently?

news.nationalpost.com/news/whitest-mans-burden-for-an-unlucky-few-sunburn-means-a-debilitating-itch-torture

There is a sticky?
....and you read it?

>whitebois get itchy from sheets

lol fucking pussies

Could be hives. Got them when I was in 7th grade and it spread from my arm to my face and was itching like a mother fucker. Always wondered what had set it off

Allergic reaction to whatever you had on you or maybe just dry skin

All I read was
>rub myself in with my sister's body

did it look like this OP?

It's probably lymphoma

Heat rash is pretty fuckin common. Had it a lot sometime in high school and then it cleared itself up.

Dust your room from top to bottom.

Seriously, clean it

Pruritus can be a sign of medical issues.
Are you chubby and consume lots of sugar?
Could be diabetes.

bedbugs

no it couldn't

probably hives

could be hives from stress, i get them sometimes. best to get it check out though.

Jews

>pol

Just cause we prescribe redpills does not mean we a professional doctors or anything. Go to Sup Forums or /lit/. They have had experience with those sort of things.

Bad case of brown recluse

also
>getting medical advice on Sup Forums

congratulations, u are having an allergic reaction. it was probably something u ate.

sage

you may have full blown aids

That sounds like an allergic reaction, be careful. Are you allergic to anything you know about? What have you eaten or come in contact with recently?

could be hives.

hives are not that serious.

Nice blog post faggot. Enjoy your ban

Scabies

>1 post by this id

You're essentially going to die

scabis

sounds like the chronic condition known as op is a faggot

Clean your room

Zika

yeah, I know. But this is also home. I've asked advice questions already. I dont want answers from shitfuckistanbook

Top kek

diabetes.org/living-with-diabetes/complications/skin-complications.html?referrer=https://www.google.com/

Psyops. It's the psyops.

...

You wouldn't know Pedro as your drier box isn't equipped with sheets.

kek

that's because you haven't bathed or moved in days you fat autist

I can't believe anyone hasn't asked yet

Is your sister hot? Do you have nudes? can you obtain nudes??

I did some googling and I'm pretty sure it was this
thank you for all your answers Sup Forums

You're allergic to yourself.

To those proposing something from the sun or venomous animals: Those don't exist in Norway.

do you have get bumps like thesearound winter?
If the sudden temperature change or anxiety triggers it then its probably cholinergic urticaria
t. not a doctor

It's bed bugs. I went through it when I first moved into my shitty apartment.

Really hard to get rid of but it'll just get worse if you don't do anything about it.

Sup Forums really is neo-Sup Forums

morgellons. Suppressed synthetic government parasites. Have you been browsing anywhere dodgier than Sup Forums? you might be on too many lists.

This Op

If you have dot rash on your body you have HIV.

Check your tongue and see if you have White cauliflower on your tongue it's HIV

That is usually caused by pores being clogged after hot water opens pores and is left open for a period of time. Your body has a reaction likened to an allergic reaction. It happened to me on the way to school long ago and I legit had to stay home in agonising itchiness. It hasn't happened again since I take cold or warm showers.


Thank me later

Drink water.

Dub.s are truthful
Praise Kek

>spics well adjusted to filth and squalor
As expected

happens to me occasionally when i dont shower for more than a week.

>Scabies
Could be scabies, really.

Itches like crazy especially at night.

Hot water makes it hurt less, temporarily.

Doctors don't diagnose it because it's so rare, will give a useless "steroid cream" first.

Tell the doctor what you need, get the lotion, and put the lotion on its skin.

Then, no more scabies.

Look for tracks on the skin.