Brit/pol/ - M O G G W A V E Edition

>Royal Navy to loose ship bound Harpoon missile capability for the next two years
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/royal-navy-to-lose-anti-ship-missiles-and-be-left-only-with-guns/

>Boris Johnson says UK is seeking MAXIMUM economic freedom from EU
express.co.uk/news/politics/732645/Boris-Johnson-Brexit-economic-freedom-EU

>Theresa May launches excoriating attack on Deloitte for 'touting for business' with leaked Brexit memo as Boris Johnson hints UK will leave customs union
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/theresa-may-brexit-leaked-memo-john-mcdonnell-live/

>Britain probably leaving EU customs union, says Boris Johnson
theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/15/britain-probably-leaving-eu-customs-union-says-boris-johnson

>Google commits to £1bn UK investment plan
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37988095

>Downing Street dismisses Brexit 'divisions' memo
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37983948

>express.co.uk/news/politics/732645/Boris-Johnson-Brexit-economic-freedom-EU
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/supreme-court-judge-criticised-after-warning-theresa-may-could-b/

>HMRC collected £533.73 billion in taxes in 2015-16
gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/539194/Jun16_Receipts_NS_Bulletin_Final.pdf

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Cat purring next to me, pretty comfy

got a brew and my electric blanket on

also very comfy

>electric blanket

Are you 80?

electric blankets are based

always had one since being a kid

Watching top gear clips on youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=6ENEKQpM7-E

Did your parents make you wear a helmet?

The top comment in this vid youtube.com/watch?v=WLp0c1rjIP0
>Stop with the music thinking you're cool, you bunch of pedos.

make me kek

nah, i was never one for rolling out of bed

Probably because you had to sleep in one with side rails right?

they're usually customary on a cabin bed

>go on reddit
>top post is a picture of a mexican getting citizenship

why do i do this to my self

To remind your self of what you are fighting against?

Anyone else do your part for England and glare at a muslim today?

christ reddit is just so fucking aids

Nah live in a 95% white area havent seen a muslim for nearly 2 years

No minorities live in my area tbqh

Try and do a bit more

youtube.com/watch?v=wa6KfwavisU

>going near a mudslime

Whenever I see one walking my way down the pavement I make it a point to not get out of their way

>Jo Cox desperately tried to defend her aides as she was stabbed to death, telling them “let him hurt me, don't let him hurt you”, a court heard today.

>"He had a gun in his hand. He raised his arm and shot her in the head. It was in the area of her temple.

>Ms Major told jurors that Mrs Cox tried to protect her staff even as the man was stabbing her.

>She said: "He was making motions towards us with the knife and Jo was lying in the road and she shouted out 'get away, get away you two. Let him hurt me, don't let him hurt you'.#

>"He started to walk away a little bit and when Jo shouted out then he came back.

>Shot in the head
>Still able to talk

Yeah ok this is bullshit.

I just want you to know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I couldn't stop this.

comfy.moe/cuwalf.mp4

god gave her strength because the thought of brexit was too racist to let happen

Where's
>death to traitors; freedom for britain

>Asked by prosecutor Richard Whittam QC whether the attacker had said anything, she added: "It was something along the lines of 'keep Britain independent' or 'British independence'.”

not as cool desu

If you had 10 seconds to tell Jo Cox something from beyond the grave what would it be? I'd tell her that brexit happened and that trump is president, would love to see the look on her face

>That happened
Who is she, fucking John McClane.

That her own constituency voted leave and (((they))) killed her for nothing

Got a day off today not sure what to do tbqh

shitpost on pol and watch some tom cruise films

any recommendations?

Edge of Tomorrow, Jack Reacher, Mission Impossibles

Watched em all

>not sure what to do
>posting at 6:50 AM

Sleep?

A fine morning to you lads!

cant sleep

not while you're posting that ugly cunt, no

I cant either way you mong

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how's politics over there britbongs?

are these odds worth risking? should i wait?

shit odds right now wait till later this year when the torys fuck up hue

Dont bet you fucking degenerate

sorry friendo, got a few bucks to waste after making good money on us election

fuck i didnt cap it but i swear my captcha just said deport kebab

checked
also do you think it's worth putting a couple few pounds (less than 100) on ukip

could they have a chance

What is Boris' agenda?
He seems lost in his own fantasies

At the moment no other outcome is plausible except a Tory majority.

If Article 50 is blocked in Parliament though, who the fuck knows. Right now betting on UKIP is wasting your money. They've fallen apart.

makes sense desu

what about this

World domination

>spill your cuppa
>die

I'm sticking to normal blankets.

I took my dog down to London, they all crossed the street to avoid me.

Jeremy Corbyn to be next conservative leader.

Bet he has a change of heart before the election.

Morning lads, ready for work?

>M O G G W A V E
this is is the funniest thing i've seen you brits do

>being a wagecuck

I was thinking of watching "Frankie Boyle's American Election Autopsy" but I know it will be just the same old usual one sides shallow digs and ad hominem against Trump.

>>Google commits to £1bn UK investment plan


It appears our post Brexit plan is to cut corporation tax to zero...

Finished night shift, the weekend has begun.

Remember to #stopfundinghate lads.

morning chaps

getting pretty cold now

i never used to sleep in the cold but for the first time in my life i think i've gotten hardened against it

normally would be wearing a sweater in a 24C room but right now it's 20C and i only have a tshirt and wooly hat

Would you lads mind signing my petition?
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/132191

Is it to make the national anthem gender neutral and remove any racist colonialist overtones?

>petition.parliament.uk/petitions/132191
>petition.parliament.uk/petitions/132191.json
>Pakistan: 13
>Islington North (Jeremy Corbyn) 86

>28,259 signatures
>in the UK

Why did Europeans even bother fighting the Muslims? Those bigoted shitlords shouldn't have been so Islamophobic.


When will we retake London gentleman

We should glass it over with a nuke first.

Half of them aren't even from the UK or white like your population

change.org/p/the-uk-government-allow-the-north-of-england-to-secede-from-the-uk-and-join-scotland

top kek northerners

Why are foreigners allowed to sign UK petitions?

That is the power of Diversity.

Because we are all citizens of the World.

I'm not.

I know you're shitposting, but when I read/see this I genuinely become disgusted.

Mogg is overrated. I like Kassam and douglas murray

>liking a mudslime and hating are mogg

At least our PM mocked these 'people'.

>I like Kassam
What did he mean by this?

The Sainsbury's delivery man was 5 minutes early lads, literally REEing right now

JUST

Post it

holy shit she looks terrible
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38008954

Fuck me, why did she choose now to abandon the makeup?

literally click on reddit

You are one of us: a World citizen, whether you like it or not.

Workers of the World unite! We have nothing to lose but our chains.

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You're one of us.

You're simply suffering from false consciousness.

Jesus. She's broken.

How's the wife search going, lads?

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>t. working class warrior man

>this man is going to be president of the united states

feels good

I don't want to talk about it

Who here /freddobreakfast/?

>get the Soros look.

Come on now, I'm sure the strapping lads of brit/pol/ must be having some success

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