Replacement For Prisons

Hey Sup Forums

I thought of the greatest way of dealing with criminals. We put them on an island, and just leave them there.

What we do is we find some land, build a deepass river around it and then a wall on the other side of the river that overlooks the newly created island, and staff about ten snipers.

Then we bring in some trees, bushes, farm shit, and some animals to the island.

Then we bring in a first wave of the intelligent prisoners and tell them, "You guys have a month to form your governments and make your houses and shit before we bring in every other fucking prisoner."

After a month we low altitude parachute prisoners onto the island. They'll be in the stone age pretty much. Also, there'll be a man island, and a woman island, so they cannot reproduce.

The only people sent to the island are those with life or death sentences, or huge asswipes like serial baby rapists or something. Nobody ever leaves the island. Ever.

To cover the costs of the prison and snipers, people can pay a subscription fee to watch everything live on TV. And if it's your birthday, you can pay about $500 to have a cake with your name on it parachuted onto the island.

It's fucking perfect. A prison that makes profit and has no risk of prisoners escaping. The prisoners would make their own laws on the island, and everyone gets to watch and laugh on TV.

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What if they dig under wall?

Snipers shoot them before they do that.

Moat is very deep.

What do you think the river is for?

How are they going to get scuba gear?

you have just described planet earth

you just want to make a mini planet earth and be the aliens

>We put them on an island

how original of you

>Put them on an Island, and just leave them there.

They've already tried that m8.

The Jews would shut it down in 10 years after seeing the Prisoners would be enjoying a form of freedom unknown to western sheep and people, even non-prisoners, would start to volunteer to live on the Paradise island without Jewish control and taxes

It's been tried. Google Australia bro.

Yea but they didn't have a wall around Australia with snipers

What if they fashion scuba gear out of island materials and do underwater digging?

no, but it has sea, poisonous animals and emus

So basically Australia?

we don't need any more shitposters

You need to change Constitution first...

>implying you wouldn't need advanced mining technology
>implying the snipers wouldn't catch them before they can advance far enough to make such technology
>implying the viewers wouldn'tcatch them before they can advance far enough to make such technology

Terrible idea.
The prisoners would reproduce anyway.
Mexican inmates tunnel under the wall.
$500 covers the cost of airdropping a worthless confectionary?
The inmates wouldn't be able to make their own governments, as once they enact slavery the warden (or whoever the fuck) would interfere.
>Nobody ever leaves the island. Ever.
Like Alcatraz?

The term is Exile.

...and yes, it's better than "life in prison " for everyone and everything.

How can they see you if you live underground.

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sounds good, we should be using these prisoners for experiments n shit too.

also i'm probably wrong but didn't Nick griffin from the BNP suggest we do something like this ?

>The prisoners would reproduce anyway
>males and females separated onto two different islands
>The prisoners would reproduce anyway

Made me think

kek
I would watch it

t. Leaf

What if your government changes and they all come back?

This

>tfw have to violate the NAP to get thrown into prison island where the prisoners have created a perfect ancap society and are about to colonize Mars

>I thought of the greatest way of dealing with criminals. We put them on an island, and just leave them there.

I know the perfect island for this. Beautiful and sunny Ellesmere Island

Make it so people can volunteer to enter.

wat if he just means more prisoners will be "jailed"

Why not just send them to Australia? They'll fit right in.

Life, uh, finds a way

Where would be the fun in that?

Do what the Scandinavians do and give inmates flat screen TVs and high end PCs with internet access. Also video games. Rehabilitation not retribution.

> Makes load of money from entertainment
> Would-be criminals deterred by seeing the consequences of their actions right in front of them
> Makes millions off of subscription fees
> Chance to study people in an unusual environment
> Not a death sentence - you can still live
> Kids these days love the Hunger Games
Fuck the idiots who think is is dumb, this is a great idea.

I have an idea. we have a series of massive ring walls and give make 4 concentric circles, one with a circumference so big it cannot be seen from the inner circles, we let the prisoners hold the land behind the 3 most inner circles and genetically engineer man eating titans to guard the land between the giant 4th circle and the 3rd circle.

congratulations. you just invented australia

I don't know about you but I feel rehabilitated.

>basicly Australia
So you want to create more shitposters?

>build military bases in afrika
>replace prisons with military service
>military service instead of incarceration in form of being stationed to afrika

the more the merrier
just not here
we're full

fuck up and pass the goon mate

We can't have them here, on account that we're full.

There was a film bout it already en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novaya_Zemlya_(film)
youtube.com/watch?v=kw94JMy7ZMo

yeah nah get one up ya

The possibility for human rights violations would be huge. It wouldn't go down to well with progressives.

>tfw you enter the thread with 5 good jokes but they have already been said

do it on the north

I had a similar idea.
There are vast uninhabited areas in Russia, we could secede 500 sq.km (more or less) somewhere in the north (where it gets -50C to -65C (ca. -70F) in the winter) with big electric fences around it, and put all dangerous criminals (child rapists, mass murderers, corrupt politicians) in them with absolutely no laws.
I mean Stalin did pretty much the same shit but he sent them to gulags so they could work for free. But I'm judging from a libertarian perspective, we got no right to take their rights and freedom away, but we can kick them out of our society. There they can either flourish and build, which is good, or they have a multiplayer battleground, which is also good because they wouldn't get there if they hadn't wished that in "our" world, so if they like killing they can do it, absolute freedom!

Isn't that what everyone dreams of though? Having their own island and everything? Sounds like living the dream to be honest... Sounds like I need to be committing some crimes to get to Valhalla

haha, are you insane? Murders are the "ultimate" men as they don't obey anyone but themselves
that said they would immediately start killing each other over nothing to prove who the stronger alpha male is
it's perfect because nobody but the murderers themselves carry the weight of murder so no innocent person (or state) has to (death sentence)

agree. murderers are the most redpilled class

somehow it sounds good but it shouldn't

No-ones mentioned the obvious problem:
>Outside influence
What's stopping people from dropping supplies with drones or interfering in other ways.

That aside though, how big is the island. Would they be able to farm? Would we provide them with seeds?

>interference
it should be heavily guarded, it's a prison after all
>farming
some basic farming is taught before sending them there as well as a backpack with food for the first time and seeds or other shit with instructions
no animals

>no animals
they can eat themselves or each other, there's freedom and no laws, after all

No need to build 2 islands. Just steralize

>not finding some far away island filled with deadly fucking critters everywhere.
Our only mistake was giving them the internet

Do you guys want more Australia or something?

That kinda what the bongs tried with us cunts and we flourished

Fuck that shit. People get wrongly accused all too often.

this, why didn't I think of this
but on the other hand you can't sterilize people against their will

I think I've seen this idea

there should be a ruling that a judge that misjudges and it gets proven, gets sent himself on such an island, so the judges would think real hard before judging

then god help us all....

We already tried sending all ours to an island

they get back in jail, they would'n be set free, they're charged and convicted

how red pilled is Sup Forums if no one acknowledges Carlin as originating this basic idea

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Our military government opted mostly for exile. Less than a couple of decades after the junta was over, leftists had control of the government. The exiled not only returned, but many took too government positions.

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Post the link you tremendous faggot

But then there's no reason to not commit crimes

It isn't your own island... You have to share it with a horde of murderers and other life-sentence tier shitters.

Pic related

redpill is that we need to kill the waste: including our oldies

no camps, no death marches to despotates
no mercy
no survivors

Why would you want to create Attack on Titan in real life? I know anime is now real and all but come on.

The solution to prisons was already found during communism/socialism - working camps and "building armies". You put the prisoners to highly important government jobs, so the security is pretty much paid for.

Fixes practically all the issues of prison and some of the best roads in the world were built that way.

>Take all the prisoners and just put them on an island
literally Australia

Get over yourself, the britbongs already tried that

Stupid fucks, is Australia isolated from the outside world via a giant wall defended by snipers, where everyone is constantly being watched by aerial drones that broadcast everyone's actions on live TV?

What if we just build a wall around some shithole like Detroit, stick prisoners in there, arm them, give them food to fight over, and arm them, and sell tickets to watch them kill each other?

Same concept more-a-less

how about we give child killers, rapists, etc, one bullet in the back of the head and six feet of english ground? much simpler

although i might prefer crucifixion for those who rape and torture children

no, but you know... you got sharks, spiders, snakes and shit and get watched by abos...

Or people could just make arena death matches legal like they had them in ancient Rome
I'm sure a legal bloodsport can bring alot of $$$ for the country hosting it. Besides won't the serial killers and psychopaths be happy they get to kill someone AND get famous?
Win-Win