I thought of the greatest way of dealing with criminals. We put them on an island, and just leave them there.
What we do is we find some land, build a deepass river around it and then a wall on the other side of the river that overlooks the newly created island, and staff about ten snipers.
Then we bring in some trees, bushes, farm shit, and some animals to the island.
Then we bring in a first wave of the intelligent prisoners and tell them, "You guys have a month to form your governments and make your houses and shit before we bring in every other fucking prisoner."
After a month we low altitude parachute prisoners onto the island. They'll be in the stone age pretty much. Also, there'll be a man island, and a woman island, so they cannot reproduce.
The only people sent to the island are those with life or death sentences, or huge asswipes like serial baby rapists or something. Nobody ever leaves the island. Ever.
To cover the costs of the prison and snipers, people can pay a subscription fee to watch everything live on TV. And if it's your birthday, you can pay about $500 to have a cake with your name on it parachuted onto the island.
It's fucking perfect. A prison that makes profit and has no risk of prisoners escaping. The prisoners would make their own laws on the island, and everyone gets to watch and laugh on TV.
you just want to make a mini planet earth and be the aliens
Grayson Smith
>We put them on an island
how original of you
Aaron Scott
>Put them on an Island, and just leave them there.
They've already tried that m8.
Daniel Reyes
The Jews would shut it down in 10 years after seeing the Prisoners would be enjoying a form of freedom unknown to western sheep and people, even non-prisoners, would start to volunteer to live on the Paradise island without Jewish control and taxes
Jace Perez
It's been tried. Google Australia bro.
Xavier Morgan
Yea but they didn't have a wall around Australia with snipers
Brandon Barnes
What if they fashion scuba gear out of island materials and do underwater digging?
Xavier Bennett
no, but it has sea, poisonous animals and emus
John Wright
So basically Australia?
Daniel Cooper
we don't need any more shitposters
Austin Reed
You need to change Constitution first...
David Walker
>implying you wouldn't need advanced mining technology >implying the snipers wouldn't catch them before they can advance far enough to make such technology >implying the viewers wouldn'tcatch them before they can advance far enough to make such technology
Owen Barnes
Terrible idea. The prisoners would reproduce anyway. Mexican inmates tunnel under the wall. $500 covers the cost of airdropping a worthless confectionary? The inmates wouldn't be able to make their own governments, as once they enact slavery the warden (or whoever the fuck) would interfere. >Nobody ever leaves the island. Ever. Like Alcatraz?
Kevin Campbell
The term is Exile.
...and yes, it's better than "life in prison " for everyone and everything.
Anthony Ortiz
How can they see you if you live underground.
Andrew White
...
Angel Green
sounds good, we should be using these prisoners for experiments n shit too.
also i'm probably wrong but didn't Nick griffin from the BNP suggest we do something like this ?
Lucas Stewart
>The prisoners would reproduce anyway >males and females separated onto two different islands >The prisoners would reproduce anyway
Evan Howard
Made me think
Dominic Nelson
kek I would watch it
Andrew Barnes
t. Leaf
Lucas Cook
What if your government changes and they all come back?
Zachary Morales
This
>tfw have to violate the NAP to get thrown into prison island where the prisoners have created a perfect ancap society and are about to colonize Mars
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>I thought of the greatest way of dealing with criminals. We put them on an island, and just leave them there.
I know the perfect island for this. Beautiful and sunny Ellesmere Island
Oliver Kelly
Make it so people can volunteer to enter.
Lucas Price
wat if he just means more prisoners will be "jailed"
Liam Richardson
Why not just send them to Australia? They'll fit right in.
Cameron Green
Life, uh, finds a way
Logan Rogers
Where would be the fun in that?
Isaiah Cruz
Do what the Scandinavians do and give inmates flat screen TVs and high end PCs with internet access. Also video games. Rehabilitation not retribution.
Michael Scott
> Makes load of money from entertainment > Would-be criminals deterred by seeing the consequences of their actions right in front of them > Makes millions off of subscription fees > Chance to study people in an unusual environment > Not a death sentence - you can still live > Kids these days love the Hunger Games Fuck the idiots who think is is dumb, this is a great idea.
Carson Bell
I have an idea. we have a series of massive ring walls and give make 4 concentric circles, one with a circumference so big it cannot be seen from the inner circles, we let the prisoners hold the land behind the 3 most inner circles and genetically engineer man eating titans to guard the land between the giant 4th circle and the 3rd circle.
Tyler Jones
congratulations. you just invented australia
Nolan Flores
I don't know about you but I feel rehabilitated.
Luis James
>basicly Australia So you want to create more shitposters?
Jayden Kelly
>build military bases in afrika >replace prisons with military service >military service instead of incarceration in form of being stationed to afrika
Asher Long
the more the merrier just not here we're full
Elijah Flores
fuck up and pass the goon mate
Christian Evans
We can't have them here, on account that we're full.
The possibility for human rights violations would be huge. It wouldn't go down to well with progressives.
Parker Reed
>tfw you enter the thread with 5 good jokes but they have already been said
Parker Cox
do it on the north
I had a similar idea. There are vast uninhabited areas in Russia, we could secede 500 sq.km (more or less) somewhere in the north (where it gets -50C to -65C (ca. -70F) in the winter) with big electric fences around it, and put all dangerous criminals (child rapists, mass murderers, corrupt politicians) in them with absolutely no laws. I mean Stalin did pretty much the same shit but he sent them to gulags so they could work for free. But I'm judging from a libertarian perspective, we got no right to take their rights and freedom away, but we can kick them out of our society. There they can either flourish and build, which is good, or they have a multiplayer battleground, which is also good because they wouldn't get there if they hadn't wished that in "our" world, so if they like killing they can do it, absolute freedom!
Landon Phillips
Isn't that what everyone dreams of though? Having their own island and everything? Sounds like living the dream to be honest... Sounds like I need to be committing some crimes to get to Valhalla
Jonathan Russell
haha, are you insane? Murders are the "ultimate" men as they don't obey anyone but themselves that said they would immediately start killing each other over nothing to prove who the stronger alpha male is it's perfect because nobody but the murderers themselves carry the weight of murder so no innocent person (or state) has to (death sentence)
Luke Reyes
agree. murderers are the most redpilled class
Adrian Green
somehow it sounds good but it shouldn't
William Long
No-ones mentioned the obvious problem: >Outside influence What's stopping people from dropping supplies with drones or interfering in other ways.
That aside though, how big is the island. Would they be able to farm? Would we provide them with seeds?
Hunter Jenkins
>interference it should be heavily guarded, it's a prison after all >farming some basic farming is taught before sending them there as well as a backpack with food for the first time and seeds or other shit with instructions no animals
Ryder Barnes
>no animals they can eat themselves or each other, there's freedom and no laws, after all
Sebastian Gomez
No need to build 2 islands. Just steralize
Wyatt Mitchell
>not finding some far away island filled with deadly fucking critters everywhere. Our only mistake was giving them the internet
Christian Cooper
Do you guys want more Australia or something?
Adam Hill
That kinda what the bongs tried with us cunts and we flourished
Luke James
Fuck that shit. People get wrongly accused all too often.
Jack Phillips
this, why didn't I think of this but on the other hand you can't sterilize people against their will
David White
I think I've seen this idea
Jose Nguyen
there should be a ruling that a judge that misjudges and it gets proven, gets sent himself on such an island, so the judges would think real hard before judging
Alexander Howard
then god help us all....
Eli Lee
We already tried sending all ours to an island
Blake Edwards
they get back in jail, they would'n be set free, they're charged and convicted
Dominic White
how red pilled is Sup Forums if no one acknowledges Carlin as originating this basic idea
Jordan Thompson
...
Tyler Torres
Our military government opted mostly for exile. Less than a couple of decades after the junta was over, leftists had control of the government. The exiled not only returned, but many took too government positions.
Pic completely unrelated
Nathaniel Cook
Post the link you tremendous faggot
Brandon Lopez
But then there's no reason to not commit crimes
Robert Cox
It isn't your own island... You have to share it with a horde of murderers and other life-sentence tier shitters.
Wyatt Kelly
Pic related
Michael Green
redpill is that we need to kill the waste: including our oldies
no camps, no death marches to despotates no mercy no survivors
Joseph Richardson
Why would you want to create Attack on Titan in real life? I know anime is now real and all but come on.
Christian Johnson
The solution to prisons was already found during communism/socialism - working camps and "building armies". You put the prisoners to highly important government jobs, so the security is pretty much paid for.
Fixes practically all the issues of prison and some of the best roads in the world were built that way.
Xavier Barnes
>Take all the prisoners and just put them on an island literally Australia
Noah Adams
Get over yourself, the britbongs already tried that
Carson Barnes
Stupid fucks, is Australia isolated from the outside world via a giant wall defended by snipers, where everyone is constantly being watched by aerial drones that broadcast everyone's actions on live TV?
Brandon Bell
What if we just build a wall around some shithole like Detroit, stick prisoners in there, arm them, give them food to fight over, and arm them, and sell tickets to watch them kill each other?
Jeremiah Bell
Same concept more-a-less
Isaac Morgan
how about we give child killers, rapists, etc, one bullet in the back of the head and six feet of english ground? much simpler
although i might prefer crucifixion for those who rape and torture children
Luis Adams
no, but you know... you got sharks, spiders, snakes and shit and get watched by abos...
Jacob Gutierrez
Or people could just make arena death matches legal like they had them in ancient Rome I'm sure a legal bloodsport can bring alot of $$$ for the country hosting it. Besides won't the serial killers and psychopaths be happy they get to kill someone AND get famous? Win-Win