ITT: Canon ships you don't like

ITT: Canon ships you don't like

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Lisa deserves Ralph.

I prefer her with Bart, like the vasrt majority of porn and, rumor has it, some of the old storyboard cartoonists.

Its not about who Lisa deserves, its about how Milhouse doesn't deserve anyone.

Speak ye any English?

Incestfags are retarded.

>Lisahouse
>Canon

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I...can't post it here.

he deserved better

Didn't hate it, but it felt... one-sided. The entire show just could not sell to me that Katara reciprocated Aang's feelings until the last few seconds.

Eh well, still better than Zutara...

>inb4 this becomes a stealth Hey Arnold! thread

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That sentence was grammatically accurate besides the small typo in 'vast'. So did the use of commas there hurt your brain or just your butt? Either way, one should endeavor not to speaketh of things one doth not well know.

Fuck no. Anybody who doesn't like Helga and Arnold is a heretic that needs to be burned on the cross.

Plus there was a comfy thread last week until last night. No need for another one just yet.

I was gonna make a joke about Katara only being a prize, but I remembered this image.

Zutara could have worked if it had been worked out over the course of a few seasons rather than having that one instance in the season 2 finale and final stretch of episodes in season 3.

Kataang just felt... wrong. I mean, part of the avatar's responsibilities are to the world, and to free himself of earthly attachment to reach his highest potential as a human being and as a medium between the two worlds. I think him ending up as a celebate hero would have worked just fine too.

>Canon
>Ship
That's not correct

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Yeah, Milhouse deserves better

otp, otp, otp

my GUY, how can you not?

Milhouse should've stayed with that 5th Grader

Beast Boy and Raven

I HATE it

It's so fucking bland. How can you make alien lesbians that fucking boring?

jeez someone who types like this is surely someone worth listening to

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>Lewis Black

damn, talk about dated

>He also banged Skinners Mom and Edna

Seymour getting cucked by Comic Book Guy was an odd choice.

>literally the first results on google for "boring lesbians"
>fans sending death threats and going insane over shirts
Yeah no

FUCK. YOU. KRISTEN. SCHAAALLLLLL!!!!

It’s not a good sign that Danny and Valerie had more chemistry in just three episodes than Danny and Sam had in like fifty

that is kinda incredible honestly holy shit haha
idk though, i think they're p cute. they have great chemistry and i RESPECT kanaya's dedication a lot. it's just sweet honestly.

that image is probably a decade old, man.

Who would have thought that pairing up Zuko with the boring girl would have produced a boring pairing

Boring girls are waaaaay better than some hyperactive whores.

Maybe, but with a grumpy antisocial guy that only emotes when taken out of his comfort zone it just produces even more boring.

Ling is growing up at an alarming rate.

Why do you type as dumb as you think.

Who are you referring too?

Milhouse deserves a miserable life by himself.

>thinking any of the canon shipping in homosuck is good

Kill yourself faggot.
Hussie forgetting how to write Rose and just writing Roxy for the date with Kanaya bothered me more then it should have.

The hell you have against milhouse other than him being more boring than watching paint dry.

Actual persons.

Rose and Kanaya basically ceasing to be characters bothered me more, but they never had anything good together.

He's a little shit. He's not a good friend, he's selfish, he's annoying, and anytime we see his teenage/adult years he somehow becomes even worse.

i don't like the pairing either but they're my two least favorite characters from the show so it's tough to pinpoint the problem

I dont like every canon ship

you're the milhouse of Sup Forums btw

Does anyone else think Bart should have forced Milhouse to watch him impregnate Wolfcastle's daughter? I seem to remember reading that lions do that to show dominance over rivals or something.

this is very true. I can't believe i forgot all of those other characteristics. Probably because he's so boring i tune him out.

Some people like boring pairings

Let Boco alone. The poor guy has a congenitally deformed body and lives on disability.

I'm actually offended for once.

>lives on disability.

Pfft, I WISH....

Ah, yes... Good thing I got out of homestuck before shit really started to hit the fan.
Was davekat as horrible as it sounds or are people exaggerating?

>Zutara could have worked if the entire dynamic the characters had built up was changed.
Yeah no shit Sherlock, the same could be said for almost any ship, including Kataang.

Aang should have been slaying non-bender pussy all up and down the earth kingdom, through every corner of the fire nation and in all three water tribes. Dude was meant to be the progenitor of the air nomads, but instead he gets in a monogamous lifelong relationship with Katara, netting the world exactly one Airbender. Four seasons of Korra and we don't meet a single one of Aang's bastards? At least we get to speculate how many times Sokka inseminated Toph

they are sexually involved in most future timelines the show gives even if just barely, also marge points out when Lisa frets over wearing white to her wedding is 'dishonest' that 'Milhouse doesn't count'

Boco why is it of all the namefags you receive the most scorn? Even I have told you to shut up, they I knew not why. Please tell us the way of boco

S1 pretty much ruined this shit for me.

Katara acting like a bitchy single mom and Aang acting like her ADD kid.

Zutara was only popular because the team butchered the actual relationship.

They literally retcon Dave ever Dating Terezi just for Davekat and Dave and Terezi like never talk again after the retcon

But then Davekat is never actually 100% confirmed (Vriska or Terezi I forget even saying they have no fucking clue what's going on with their relationship) and the epilogue shows Dave and Karkat with Jade

So basically no one is happy, Davekat Shippers, or Daverezi shippers.

I mean the Davejade shippers are pretty happy cause Karkat is mortal, so hey, at least somebody's pleased.

San was just an annoying character overall. When she wasn’t being counter-culture to the extreme, she was just a complete nag. That and her personality didn’t really mesh well with Danny’s. Though maybe if she lightened up on the hippie activism bullshit and the show wasn’t so afraid to show that her contrarianism was sometimes just as petty and shallow as what she was against, she might have been able to work with Tucker.

never liked that little twerp

Dunno. Ask someone more impartial.

Haha, if Aang as much as tried to attempt something on the side, Katara would have castrate him unironically.

>Mai
>boring

She's unironically top tier, right beside Toph.

What like designated Dave?

>So basically no one is happy, Davekat Shippers, or Daverezi shippers.

And nothing of value was lost.

No, it was popular because he was the bad boy deuteragonist and she was the main heroine.

Also, the aesthetic red&blue/fire&water thing they had going on.

She’s really, really not. Her apathetic, overly stoic personality is a giant gag made to be a foil to Ty-Lee’s bubbly cheerfulness, and getting a half-assed justification during the beach episode doesn’t make it any less boring.

Female characters with an actual character
>Azula
>Toph
>Mai

Female characters without a character
>Katara
>Ty Lee
>Island Warrior Girl
>the Moon
>basically everybody else

I've always preferred Lisa and Nelson.

t. zutarafan92843

>Mai
>character
She is entirely tied down to being Azula's henchwoman for fun and then falling in love with Zuzu despite him never being that much into the relationship.

>how Sup Forums sees this scene

You mentioned the beach episode yourself, she still has more characterization than Katara despite being an ancillary character.

Speaking of lisa and raph

Blake/anyone. Most likely going to be Sun.

I don't get why the most unlikable character has the most potential love interests and the most shipping debate.

I want Sun and Yang to ditch her and end up with each other, and I want Ilia to end up with that faunus girl she saved. Adam, I don't care about.

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Nothing of that is a canon ship

>Mai
>having more personality than any other character besides Ty Lee
Even Katara had more personality than her, even if it was annoying
Actually that was me who mentioned it. And what she got wasn’t characterization, it was a backstory justification. “Oh I act stoic and apathetic because of my parents” is all fine and dandy, but when she doesn’t display any other traits besides being aloof or break that demeanor ever, even when she’s risking her life betraying Azula, it really can’t count as characterization, because there’s no actual character being added.

>when she doesn’t display any other traits besides being aloof or break that demeanor ever

I reiterate: she got more characterization than Katara without even being a main character.

two types of fans

he was a fucking creep tho

Zuko stopped being a bad boy when he had a peptalk with a damn frog before joining the gang. They had a lot in common (Mommy issues, stubborn, both trying to prove themselves)

>Wanting Bumblebee

Jesus Christ no.

I said I don't want Bumblebee.

I kinda want Solar Flare.

>Two moments where she’s slightly smiling instead of her usual face of disinterested annoyance
>They’re both moment moments with Zuko, where the Writer’s are just trying to force “Oh look they’re happy, look much they love each other” to make up for the fact that their personalities lack any chemistry.
Wow, really showcasing such a depth of character here

Maybe, but Kataang was too set on stone for anything to happen between them.

>Mommy issues,
Not really grounds for a relationship
>stubborn
That’s closer but still not quite
>both trying to prove themselves)
That works as that is a sort of struggle they could relate to each other with and bond over, but Katara already completed that Arc in season 1 with the old water bending instructor while Zuko completed his... never actually, considering they still had him job to a nerfed Azula.

Literal 15 year-old girl Zutara rhetoric on display here.

I know they broke up, but by then the show was almost over. Numbuh 1 should have gone with the Supreme Leader chick

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>When you run out of argument’s so you can only accuse them of defending something worse and hope you’re right
Ha.
Also wrong, Jinko is Best, but really, Zuklee, Firecest, and pretty much anything else would have been better than both Maiko and Zutara.

Not comics/cartoons, but easily some of the worst cutscenes ever put into a movie

Big Boss x EVA is better canon ship

>a character having a stony exterior that softens around another character is forced

Your argument is simply retarded and on par with that of a 15 year old girl, upset her crack ship isn't canon. This is reinforced by you listing several even more retarded ships.

the worst

>Having a character contradict what has been their only character trait that up until now had been previously immutable just like that, for the sole purpose of a ship isn’t forced
Your arguments just keep getting weaker and your logic more fuzzy.