>22 years old
>barely ever managed to get an actual job
>spent 4 years in university for nothing
>no matter how hard I try I still can't get a job, not even wageslave
>used to actually be hopefully about being anything more than a fuckup
>even exercise doesn't stop you being depressed anymore because you know it's all so futile when you have no money to ever do anything with your life
>no girl wants a jobless bum bf
>wish I was never born
You can't make this shit up
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What did you study?
Just import more chinks that's how Canada does it.
you could be 24 and the same story
>I ACTUALLY fell for the accounting meme
Jesus how hard is it to get a job? (Wageslave I mean).
Coles is hiring, Woolworths is hiring. It's coming close to Christmas
your life sounds like it needs a job
have you ever considered prostituting yourself out over craigslist?
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Dude it's not hard to get a job, just go into some job agencies and sign up. Or go on the doll and go through the job search program.
or 30
>I've literally been knocked back from Coles, woollies and aldi at least 2-3 times each over the last 5-6 years
>even with proper cover letters and resume
must suck
even my aspergers husband can keep a job
>27 years old
>have travelled abroad tutoring for a few years, gotten my masters, and now work at my university
>spent 4 years in university doing a degree I loved
>jobs always came to me easily, even as a student
>have a bright future ahead of me
>in the best shape of my life thanks to my contract entitling me to free membership in the campus gym
>alright, can't mock you for this point because I broke up with my ex three months ago
>pretty content with my life overall though
Thank god I didn't fall for the STEM meme
>signed up for multiple job agencies
>the most I've gotten was a 3 day temp position
You literally cannot make this shit up
are you top or bottom fuccboi?
I thought I was the only one.
I ended up signing on to be a police cadet. We'll see how this goes...
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Temp agencies!
3 words for you
stock market suicide
Depends on the local economy.
Or if the company has a disability quota.
I'm 30 and unemployed fuck off
See
Im 23, spend 4 years in university. Was working last 2 years while studing selling home appliance and shit, drop out and right now working as a salesmanager in fire safety company scrolling Sup Forums and drinking tea.
U must be a real slow or handicaped to dont find a good job lol.
Fuck thoes golddiggers. U need a girl who will like u. not ur money.
cmon pal
If you have a college degree and are willing to travel outside the U.S., you can look into programs for teaching English in another country.
Sounds nice, how did you do it?
It's that diversity I tell ya
They are not employing you because you are white n shit
Don't worry, I heard basic income is the next big meme. You gotta wait for about a decade though (maybe shorter depending on where you live). Spread the word, the machines are going to take over. It's gonna be pure bliss.
>get psych degree, dont want to practice or do research
> get law degree
> cant find a job
> start my own practice
> make 6 figures my first year
> mfw I didnt fall for the stem meme and I can be my own boss.
Sometimes you have to move around the country, too. The job market in my area is shit.
>U need a girl who will like u
>not ur money
>In Anglo country
>joined Military
>went through a few months of hard training/shit life
>go into operational side
>notbad.jpeg
>travel around the world getting paid top dollar to help blow shit up
>learning marketable skills on the outside, already have job offers to my six digits
>currently live in Japan splitting Nip buttcheeks because they can't get enough of Americans
>make a ton of money, tons of job prospects, free education, attaboys, etc.
Don't fall for the college meme and don't fall for the infantry meme and you are golden in life.
So, Japs really do want 'Murican cock?
my bad бpaт, i forgot about it.
Have you considered joining the ADF?
When we let them on base for friendship events girls no shit bring overnight gear anticipating to get to some dudes room.
Off base too they travel all over to come to the American strip.
I'm the same age, in the same position, and I've never worked and I have no degree. I live in a shithole on the brink of homelessness.
Keep crying, I bet you even have friends you absolute queermo.
i fucking hate myself everyday I am lazy i have 4000 hours on planetside 2 and i live with my parksonsins mom in a 1 bedroom apt and i sleep on a fold down couch i am pathetic and my gf recently dumped me.
Job agencies are useless.
Damn, son. Do they like BDSM?
>females graduates have at least 10% more chance being hired in my actual field
>get told everyday by the media that I have white male privilege
I heard they are real heroes!
>finish welding school
>have worked in restaurants prior
>still struggling to find work
Pls help. I just need to get my first decent job as a welder
I am sorry, user.
Most of them crazy don't let that shy Asian shit fool you. They come up on you they ready to get down.
i've got a cunt so bottom i suppose faggot.
Fightin emu and shit. Wrong pic
They are always hiring in customer service.
Legit man keep trying to get a job
I got one through a friend of mine so try making friends and asking them if there was place has jpb openings
>tfw finally moving out of my parents house and i have to get used to the rental jew
nah he's high functioning, didn't even know till 3 years in
m8, i do not know how you cant find a good job
My dad is a welder and he makes good money, even here.
Its a nice profession desu, keep trying.
>serving in the military for the people of this """"country"""" today
>22
>been cooking for 6 years
>went to culinary school and got my red seal
>passed with flying colors
>btfo everyone yearly cooking comp
>job offers out the ass for hotels
>blew them off and followed my old chef
>learned everything I could from him
>stirred the pot during every one of his fuck ups
>get all of the foh and the Gm on my side
>convince owner to dispose of old chef for me for 5k less a year
>steal his job bring costs in line and come out with newer more pricey menu
>regulars are pissed
>don't give a fuck making 25% more in sales
>eventually get a huge raise
>purge all the cooks I dislike fill kitchen with friends
>work 40 hour weeks kitchen runs beautifully all cooks are Bros
Life's good I just need to tone down my autism and get a gf
Well anyone over 5'4 is pretty much fucking golden. I fucking had a ball over there. Just watch the prostitutes and make sure the girl is actually after you not a payday.
You seem to have nothing to lose, OP.
Hell, just do it for the money if you don't care about the country.
Become a tradie
I'm in the same boat m9 except I have a way out, I can knock back some beers with a tradie cunt and he can get me some sweet tradie bux.
The answer is to join a skinhead gang and rob ethnics and old commies like in romper stomper
Would not that mean more jobs for engineers?
at least you tried to do something with your life, op
>Australia
>Cannot find a job
I'd wager that YOU are the problem.
I lived in you country for 3 years and everywhere I went I easily found a job, and I have no skills and no piece of paper.
Easy mode: move from wherever you are
.
Hard (and far better): try and understand what is wrong with you and fix it.
Learn programming.
Even if you suck you can still be pajeet-tier and earn more than the average begginer wagecuck.
Could be worse. You could be German.
>Be 22
>Spend 4 years enduring heavy indoctrination for a job.
>Go to job interview.
>Resume tossed away because I'm not a woman or a Mud Slime.
>Walk home.
>Hear Aloha Snackbar.
>NotAgain.jpg
>Hit the deck as Ahmed spreads cultural enrichment everywhere.
>See nu-male bleeding out. He's crying.
>"W-why were we so intolerant? He must've missed home so much." He whimpers before expiring.
>Sigh and loot his dead body before leaving the area to live another day.
what's wrong with signing for military infantry? (11x)
>Be 24
>Have a decent university degree
>Be a free lance consultant because no one wants to take the chance hiring someone full time who is new to the industry
>Either work 80 hours a week for good money, or have zero hours a week
>I have no idea what I can afford in a month while I still have to pay rent and debt repayment
>The holiday season is coming up, and I imagine I'm unemployed for 6 weeks
I'm scared.
It was all grays wasn't it?
>study for four years
>realize university has been completely fucked up by the Bolognia reform that transformed it into a form of adult daycare instead of actual university
>went halfway insane because credits are completely meaningless and those six semesters could be cut down to two if university was a place of learning instead of credit collection
>drop out and start searching for an apprenticeship in IT because you cannot get jobs in Germany without official qualifications
>am living in rural area where the only IT apprenticeships are fucking farming equipment producers
>there's about four places in my reach that could actually give me an apprenticeship
Also, I live in a rural area, so public transport is completely fucked and you need a car to do anything.
>tfw people think Germany has good public transport
Or 25 living with your parents
i feel really bad for fat autists in australia. they all complain about jobs and yet theyre all too fat and autistic to get a manual labour job
the culture here around manual labour is fucking tops, its usually only mad cunts that do it because all the faggots get scared off by the normies and reality of actually having to exert yourself physically
How does one get their first job in a trade
Please respond
Midwesterner here, that sounds ludicrously comfy.
Australia has to be a massive shit hole. I don't understand these no job people. I am a retarded fuck and can find endless livable wage work in the US.
congratulations, you're in the right place to be """radicalized""" ...now get angry, then get your shit together, and fight back.
Networking is the most important aspect of finding a job
Go to the union hall or a tech school.
>tech school
I did
Time to suck union cock.
Get into affiliate marketing my friend. Facebook is a goldmine. This month has been particularly good because I've used the Trump hype to sell online casino. Thank you based Trump.
I live in Ohio where there's still a lot of labor jobs, they're still one of the few respectable jobs you can get right out of high school with a decent wage and benefits, too bad unions have ruined a lot of them
>another job security / post-study horror story thread
fucking
what the fuck can I do?
>soon to be 20 but life feels like it's over already
HAHAHAHA
that looks too good to be true. you'll have to supply more info.
>be highschool drop out shitcunt
>drugs and beer everyday
>do $500, half day course for semi skilled labour job
>earn $35 an hour
You cunts aren't even trying, or you're lazy.
>How to be a Jew chef, the post
Don't worry guys, with all those migrants pouring into the West, all our wages will drop and jobs will become even scarcer.
The issue is that apprenticeships start once a year in August.
And most companies want you to apply until September of the prior year.
I missed the deadline of most companies.
I've been meaning to do this. Any tips for someone starting out? what sites have the best offers
>He didn't become a tradie
Serves you right, anyone can get a degree now
Follow in Trump's footsteps
work hard become great and win bigly
and never never NEVER give up
Mate, you obviously have some kind of mental issues you need to work through.
One year is fuck all. Go backpacking or something then try again.
You studied accounting and never even got a book keeping part time job or worked for friends/family, never networked? Accounting is pronto to first big boy jobs...
Stop being a lazy self depreciating cuck and throw off fear and comfort and get the fuck out there you shit
King of the cooks
Sorry scumbag, but white people aren't allowed to get jobs anymore. Too much privilege kek.
Marketing is retard tier and is a bubble market
The fact that kikebook jewtube, jewgle and et la are all auditing their marketing departments indicates this further
>Can't find a job?
>Haha, just go get a job.
I'm on benefits to bridge the time, so I am not allowed to be away from my place of residence without asking at the Job center. And I'm only allowed to have four weeks away from home per year.
>be 27
>year after year apply for work
>get temp work every year
>no work in all of 2016
>news announces today job numbers are lower than reported
im fucked.
To add, though, I do fuck around with IT shit and renovate the house right now.
Writing Tetris in assembler right now because I can.
Christ, what kind of draconian shit is that?
>26 years old
>no job
>still live with parents
>found out im dying of cancer
Don't even know if the last one is good or bad anymore