What if they got the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory instead?
What if they got the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory instead?
Fuck me, wrong pic.
Nothing can save the life of a single parent in a kid's movie, user.
Not even chocolate.
Willy could make him a new mother out of his lifetime supply of chocolate.
She'd be too delicious to live
She was already too delicious to live. That fucking voice.
I can't stop laughing at the image of littlefoot the freakin dinosaur and his dead mom standing next to a whole bunch of children in front of a candy factory
>"Veruca sweetheart, we'll get you a dinosaur, a living one when we get home!"
Numbuh 1 and 5 would be suspicious of Wonka and his advances, with Nigel slightly more active than Abigail by infiltrating the behind the scenes work and her chilling behind him
Numbuh 4 would threaten the Oompas or Wonka himself for the factory/some other shit then get kicked out
2 and 3 would probably OD on sugar
I don't think a trip to the chocolate factory is going to make him feel better after losing his mom
But she's invited too.
My sides thank you OP
Littlefoot gets the chocolate factory.
Oompa loompa doompa-di-doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompa-di-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you do when your mother's a corpse?
Her body all bruised and covered with warts
Life without parents is a crying shame
At least you're not the one to blame!
Oompa loompa doompa-di-doo
We can't fight a T. rex, so just cry boo-hoo
Try to live in happiness too
Like the Oompa-loompa doompa-di-doo.
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Ur going to dinosaur hell
You've jinxed it now.
dumb dinos would probably try and eat the ticket
top kek
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damn
You're far too late. Try to revel in what you have created.
wut
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