H-hiya user! um, hey, you k-know, some of us are meeting up a-after class to go to the anti-Trump r-rally, a-and, well...

>h-hiya user! um, hey, you k-know, some of us are meeting up a-after class to go to the anti-Trump r-rally, a-and, well, I w-was w-wondering i-if you'd w-wanna c-come too?

Let me tell you about the Jews

>holy shit you're a trump supporter too???
>Man I was just thinking about grabbing my rights that shall not be infringed and heading to the anti-Trump rally as well
>lock and load honey

>Capri sun
disgusting

>Y-You mean like these ones?
>teehee user y-you're so silly :3

fpbp

You ever thought about how the Jews are behind all of this?

There's a reason I don't have friends, user. i haven't even spoken to another human being in 3 weeks.

what are you doing on top of my house?

wtf do rich people buy giant single wrapped stalks of asparagus?

Imaybe it is because you are an autist

Stop stuttering you schizo cocksucker

fbpb, my dude

"user"? My name is p-pronounced Ahmed. This is flagrant d-discrimination, and I will not stand for your i-intolorence. Let me take your p-picture so I can shame you and your r-racist ways for the world to see

fpbp

>Th-Thanks for explaining everything to me, user. I never knew the kikes were so influential in the media. W-Would you like to come over tonight and listen to some speed metal?

That's the joke, newfriend.

Just remember, you're here forever.

Haha No! Get fucked commie!

>Implying a girl in an anti-trump protest would be slim
>Implying she would be white qt 3.14

Honestly the best thing you can hope for would be a sexy Latina psycho bitch that wants to stop her daddy from being deported. Other than that get ready for angry obese white/black woman warriors.

I like women that look like actual women

pic related

>teehee :3
WTF dude.
Your enjoying this a little too much user.

t. fat ass loving nigger.

No.

capri sun literally has mold in it, like... incredibly noticeable bits floating around

t. fatboy

I can't drink them without getting sick.

yeah i'd go

shes more interested in you than the rally anyway

i'm a good ol snake in the grass anyway, i have no problem keeping my opinion quiet

AND THEN, EVENTUALLY, I WILL MAKE HER A MODERATE LIKE ME!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
BATHE IN THE TERRIBLE RATIONALITY OF A MODERATE POSITION!

Come back when you don't have a men's haircut, dyke, and I might grab you by the pussy.

Reddit as fuck cringe

What's cringey about manipulating stupid commie sluts exactly?

>that pic
>british helmet in the background
>german helmet on wojack

That's not the main reddit part reddit read his post for Christ sake.

Sure..
>Proceed to fuck her and dump her
I'll call you next week
>Never call
And that is how you have a one night stand. Bonus points if you never gave her your real name, double bonus points if you already have a code name you use with your friends when you are pumping and dumping whores.

>rational moderate
*tips fedora*

>oh a-user, y-you're so l-lewd

/thread

>moderate
>trump
what is this sorcery?

pixiecuts are qt shitlord

Sure, let me grab my AR-15 and we'll go have fun.

>tfw she looks a lot like my best friend
I think I got the gay

das is moe

sorry kid. you're way out of your league