How do you talk to girls???

How do you talk to girls???

Talk about whatever she's doing

With words not spaghetti

h-hi, sorry
sorry
oh, okay
okay
bye

With words

with the back of my hand

>comes to pol to discuss advice related thread
Kys faggot

her booby fronts poke out

You let them do the talking. If she's interested she'll go on and on about all sorts of shit. Ask her short, direct questions and leave it at that.

Always have something you have to do, or are planning on doing in the future. Lie if you haven't. They expect men to be incredibly active all the time.

Show them your dank memes

Panty soaker

just b urself

1. Go near them
2. Press A
3. ¡Profit!

Stop jerking off 3 times a day, wait 2 weeks and your confidence with females will rise about 500%

You also won't be picky about their look as much as usual because just smelling women will make you go hard

>you'll never have a gf
>you'll always be a socially retarded fuck
I push my fingers into my eyes

Keep it centered on her. What she thinks, feels, likes, does, etc. The key is to act like you're genuinely interested and that you don't need her attention. Acting confident is good advice, but being confident is where it's at.

rolllllllll.... stop being feggets

with stuttering while I mumble and fiddle some spaghetti

Fucking monster feet Jesus Christ

the fuck is this Sup Forums tier thread

It's hard to talk with her dick in my mouth

i dont

ask them how much they weigh. if theyre not fat theyll be happy to tell you

Now how do you advance dialogue?

is that'a way tbhfam

THIS.

Ask her about herself.

When she brings up a conversation that actually interests you, engage in that topic.

Don't force conversation.

wierd head/face but that body. pff

With words.

10/10 tits
10/10 body
10/10 legs
0/10 feet

DRRRRRRRROOOOPPPPPEEDDDD

ok

grab them by the pussy

talk to them like they're trash.

>tfw no gf

You don't. Go celibate, you'll be happier.

Roling

Luckily, I don't really have to talk to women all that often, but when I do, I just try to avoid giving away what a pathetic NEET I am and end the conversation fast without appearing to be panicking.

rock and roll

I gave up. Fucked a hooker once, felt nice.

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this.

there's a difference between talking AT a woman and talking WITH her. Generally if she follows up whatever bullshit question you throw at her with a question of her own then you're doing pretty well.

but yeah mostly just stick to asking her playful questions like user said. don't be fucking boring or it'll sound like a job interview, also dont tiptoe around shit just speak your mind. even if they don't agree with what you're saying you'll get their attention since most attractive women are used to getting their ass kissed 24/7

Casually and without nervousness. Women are usually nervous around me. Usually because they have just woken up tied to a chair in my basement.....

Like i speak to everyone else. With the respect, or lack of thereof, that they deserve

>"You like sandwiches; I like sandwiches. What's yer favorite sandwich?"

Works every time.

i don't know, i don't talk to girls

The girl should want to talk to you. Treat how you would if she literally did not have a vagina or a place to put your dick in her. That's the mentality you gotta have with women. Too many betas putting the pussy on a pedestal without even knowing it

Saw my ex today Sup Forums

Literally the most beautiful fucking girl I've ever laid eyes on. I know alot of people think that but I have heard it from alot of people, that she is something different.

We dated for 3 years during which time she tried her absolute hardest to be everything I wanted. Meanwhile I was a degenerate, a drug user, an autist, a cheater, just fucking the most piece of shit retard you could imagine.

I remember the day she left for the final time and said 'I am a better person than you will ever be.' I watched out my window as she ran down the driveway crying.

Saw her today and she bsrely had time for a smile and 'hey how are you?' as she rushed off.

If there was a girl I could redpill and have kids with, it was her. Blonde hair, blue eyes, the works.

Just fucking kill me.

n-nice weather right?

That's why France is going to hell.

Same way you talk to anyone else to start, then if you aren't autistic and are both attracted to each other, you begin flirting with body language and progress it into verbal flirting into whatever the next step is depending on the situation of the moment

just grab em by the pussy

THIS

Kys

you do realize the only reason you even got with her in the first place is that women are attracted to degeneracy and danger right?

just start being a piece of shit again, she'll think you're a wounded puppy or something

During the Obama years you couldn't. You'd be accused to micro aggressions or raping someone verbally. I tried to chat up a girl st my local watering hole and, long story short, she yelled rape and got me banned for life. Fuck feminism.

Now? I think Trump is gonna help us bros out and take back the sexual power to the dudes. I can finally just go talk to a girl, let her know my intentions, and get my cherry popped.

I'm 37 and haven't felt this excited about the possibility of sex since high school!! I hope you all realize the gift we've been given here.

...

>"Are you aware that the Hebrews are responsible for all major world conflicts"?

...

đabe besed stari.. obadva vema da jo bo na koncu šiptar al pa čefurček v bmwju al pa merčki porivo.

I use my mouth.

This, gentlemen, is a textbook case of butterface.

but seriously have none of you faggots heard of the manosphere

Fpbp

>can't get laid
>IT WAS ALL THE WHINY LIBERALS AND THE PREZIDENT!
>GIVE POWER BACK TO MEN

huehuehue

How about you get a life or hang yourself, kid.

Like bags of sand.

Butterfeet?

Badly

>h-h--ello
while looking down at the ground
>i wonder if we could maintain sporadic sexual relations
profit

Post the pic where she's being raped by elephants

first step is to whip out your cock, if she doesn't run it worked

You don't talk to girls. You talk to women.

>reddit is here even though the election is over

Directly and without special treatment. Like any other self-respecting man.

What if she doesn't want to talk about Donald Trump and meme frogs?

Stop being afraid of them and just approach. Talk about stuff. Like what she's doing at the time. Don't be uptight. Be confident, not nervous. Eye contact within reason; don't stare. Smiles and grins and stuff.

If she's reading a book, for example, something like this. An example of how it might go:

"Hey - I've been thinking of getting that. Is it any good?"
"Yeah, it's ok"
"Yeah but is it really or are you just saying that?"
"No, I mean it"
"Go on, so what's happening?"
"I don't want to spoil it"
"Oh yeah, that's what I'd say if I wasn't into it"

Don't show weakness. Women can smell fear and desperation.

Although I don't know how crazy your women are now. I'm married so I have no idea what it's like any more.

Let me tell you about jews.

rolling

and fuck off this post isn't spam

Girls are people. Sometimes people don't want to talk to other people, especially strangers.

this
>Did you know that there were no gas chambers?

Remember that almost every girl I know, knows my power level.

fug mane we wuz kangs anf shiet

Usually with my mouth, sometimes my anus chimes in.

how you talk to any other person here

You don't talk to them, you let them do all the talking. You fags have have no idea what your doing. Women only want to hear themselves talk, and if you're talking all they are doing is thinking about what they are going to say next.

Let them talk, and they will let you in.

underrated

How do you talk, to an angel?
How do you hold her close, to where you are?
How do you talk to an angel?
It's like trying to catch a falling star.

Call them a faggot and then tell them to kys themselves to peaces?

Ew look at her toes. They are like fingers.

>kys degenerate cuck whore, CITATION NEEDED

What has happened to Sup Forums? This is literally Sup Forums shit. Hiw the fuxk is this allowed to stay up for so long?

Winner winner pussy dinner

They don't care about what you do

Women only care about themselves

Literally just talk to them. Talk like you don't want to stick your dick in them. If they're cold in regards to friendly conversation then move on. If they're happy and smile a lot then start ramping up the flirting. It's not actually that difficult once you get the hang of it. It's just a fucking bitch to get the hang of.

A lot of men nowadays think that the height of the pedestal is much higher than it actually is. Nah, as long as you're well groomed, don't smell, and nice you're already better than half men. You don't have to be chad thundercock. Men nowadays are 99% really low quality, and what women find attractive varies a FUCK TON more than what men find attractive.


Main thing is DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. Everyone, absolutely everyone from you to me to donald goddamn trump gets rejected every now and then. Don't take it to heart, don't get discouraged. Even if it keeps happening,.just use it as practice.

Who gives a fuck if these bitches reject you. They're nothing to you. They don't matter until they have a reason to matter


Have the mentality that these are just normal people, not special, and it doesn't matter what they think of you. Any positive stuff is great, any negative stuff just let it roll off

You don't, you ignore them.

led.dit invasion from r/thedonald

How do I make them talk then? They always try to end the conversation as fast as possible.

I talk to girls with a kaiser blade, some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade, mmhmm.