>'He basically said: "I don’t want free movement of people but I want the single market." I said: "No way." He said: "You’ll sell less prosecco." I said: "OK, you’ll sell less fish and chips, but I’ll sell less prosecco to one country and you’ll sell less to 27 countries." Putting things on this level is a bit insulting.'
Jonathan Perez
>tfw would cost 2 grand for braces alone and even more if I wanted to get orthognathic surgery
T-thanks for not fixing me as a child mum and dad
Jace Mitchell
2 grand isn't very much m8
Isaiah Thompson
>tfw got braces free
thanks based NHS
Angel Allen
1776
Christian Barnes
> *Snoopers' Charter will become a law with in a few weeks
Typing like a spaz today lads.
Joseph Phillips
>implying we export fish and chips fucking morons the lot of them
Chase Morales
>tfw I can't close my mouth completely without it straining
Isaiah Sanchez
>"OK, you’ll sell less fish and chips, but I’ll sell less prosecco to one country and you’ll sell less to 27 countries." A Brit, outbantered by a Euro? What is the world coming to. Sad!
Joseph Morales
>tfw May finds out that you were browsing kinky photos of her online
what would she do
Jacob Gray
Will I need to discard my Pepes?
Oliver Robinson
I'm a student mate, and by the time I'm earning a decent wage I'll be too old to wear braces without looking like a mong
Christopher Evans
What else do you make? Your manufacturing is kill thanks to Thatcher.
Thinking of dumping all my Pepes before GCHQ get me.
Jeremiah James
Invite you over for """""""""""""coffee"""""""""""""
Cameron Smith
so what does that snoopers thing actually mean ?
am I going to get busted for looking at cp, cunnies and pirate movies / tv
Austin Williams
ISN'T IT FUNNY
Lucas Nelson
hopefully we can dump all Poles too
Blake Gonzalez
Reminder to vote Yes in indyref2
Jayden Scott
How old were you?
Julian Myers
how the fuck did that snoopers law pass when TPP and shit got shot down everywhere else
Brody Reyes
Man Brit/pol/ is weird
Caleb Wood
I was in my teens
Christopher Scott
Aeroplane bits, consumer electronics, skilled metalwork and confectionery We're not a manufacturing nation any more which is part of the reason the 'muh common market' argument fell on deaf ears
Luis Hall
...
Christian Bailey
Daily reminder Scotland will flourish under independence. >Daily reminder Anglos are projecting about their impending weakness when they have a threat from their northern border once more (one of the main selling point for the Act of Union). Daily reminder to all Scots that these 'people' are afraid of you >Daily reminder multiple small countries of 5-10 million people have strong economies e.g. Norway, Denmark, Ireland, Finland, Netherlands, Belgium etc etc etc, and are successful in their own right - they don't have the vast land, sustainable energy and natural resources you do Daily reminder the Anglo fear and weakness is showing more and more with their fear now being expressed through pathetic hatred which is now boiling over >Daily reminder to all Scots in the next 30 years you will be an independent self-governing, militarily capable and strongly positioned country with numerous global allies, all helping keep the English in their place - just like was the case for hundreds of years preceding the Acts of Union Daily reminder the oppressive 'union' is only in place to subdue you noble Scots due to English fear of your superior strength, even though you have but 1/10 of their population >Daily reminder that it was you Scots who forged the British empire with your heavy industry and superior soldiers and governance Daily reminder you are loved the world over including Germany, Spain, US (Scottish President) >Daily reminder all the nonsense about your poverty coming from the Anglos is projection (you are richer than everywhere in England except London, in which you dominate the press and banking system) Daily reminder no force or guile can subdue the might of Scotland >Daily reminder you are one of the greatest and most ancient and glorious countries in the entire world
> Parliament is just bantz all day I rescind my earlier Sad! Kek
Cameron Torres
It's going to be sad to see them go lads.
Jaxson Howard
You do realise free trade agreements are for goods only, not services? 80% of your exports are services and you need the Single Market for them.
You've completely fucked yourselves and it's hilarious.
Julian Wilson
>I'm a student mate So? When I was a student I didn't even take out a student loan to cover it and I still had £2,000 to spare. The fuck are you spending your money on?
Kayden Jackson
What's your favourite subreddit, lads?
r/sissyhypno for me
Aiden Sullivan
Catalonia plz
Brits are talking about orthodontic tragedies, what did you expect?
Austin Clark
>implying other countries would buy our fish and chips
Blake Jenkins
>this entire post How does it feel to be the sequel to Greece
Anthony Taylor
damn you've got some rare ones, I've got boring pepes
Samuel Johnson
There is no single market in services, and free trade agreements can and do include services.
Alexander Garcia
Redpill me on Wilson.
Was he a soviet plant?
Ayden Robinson
Why do continental europeans fear The Donald?
Alexander Thompson
r/unitedkingdom
Logan Thomas
Nah he was good
Kept us out of Vietnam. Open University.
WHITE HEAT
Brody Martin
>You do realise free trade agreements are for goods only, not services Mexico currently has better services access to the EU than you currently do m8.
Nicholas Bailey
>Watching Spaced for the first time in years >Curious about what Simon Pegg is up to since I dont keep up to date with things >Go on his twitter >Pic related
I give up with this fucking planet. Are we the ones in the wrong Brit/pol/? I feel like I'm going fucking mad. Everyone I know are liberals endlessly virtue signalling on Facebook and now every celebrity I like is jumping on the fucking bandwagon. Does no one think about anything? Does no one have any fucking principles?!
Kevin Morgan
I will
Eli Richardson
twitter's been delicious since trump won
Ayden Martin
Explain to me how the single market helps the export of services >majority of UK telecoms services - both import and export - operate primarily in the US and India >UK financial services operate all over the world and operate less successfully in EU countries because of the increased presence of Swiss and German banks >UK legal services operate more in North America, South America and Asia than in Europe
Go on, I'll wait Tell me how much easier it is to phone customer services if you're in the EU
Adrian Green
White men win again
Eli Morgan
Is he doing a comedy film with that drag queen in 202?
Luis Moore
...
Jayden Gray
Where did your money come from?
I don't know of a single student that has £2000 "to spare".
Aaron Flores
pretty good banter from the continentals until you remember there's over 65 million people in the U.K. and if we disappeared tomorrow the whole continent would completely collapse
Asher Young
>Spice lover orders mild curry and gets receipt marked 'white ppl' - the restaurant's response is extraordinary
>free trade agreements can and do include services.
No they don't, typically. They are usually goods only, like the recently agreed CETA.
No it doesn't. We're in the Eurozone ffs lad.
Your City of London firms can operate throughout the entire EU while you're in the Single Market, making London a financial hub of the world. Hence why the likes of Citi, Deloitte and Goldman Sachs are starting to move out of London now since you bought the #VoteLeave meme.
>pretty good banter from the continentals until you remember there's over 65 million people in the U.K. and if we disappeared tomorrow the whole continent would completely collapse
Pfffffhahahahahahahahahhaha
You do realise there's 440 million people in the other 27 EU states?
Your 65 million is only 13% of the EU's total population.
my mates dad left when he was born and he got a wank tonne of money because he was from a 'troubled background' despite the fact his mums family was loaded and he wouldn't of had to pay for uni anyway so it could be that.
Joshua Powell
Also curious, for a friend...
Gabriel Phillips
>Coffee Are you taking the piss lad? It's Tea over here. Preferably Yorkshite Gold.
Lucas Morris
Reminder that this happened.
Josiah Reed
>City of London firms can operate throughout the entire EU while you're in the Single Market There is literally nothing in the single market legislature that would change this once we leave
>making London a financial hub of the world London has been the second city of the financial world for a century. Being tied to a declining trade bloc has hurt it, not helped it
>Citi, Deloitte and Goldman Sachs are starting to move out of London Objectively untrue
Try harder
Lincoln Allen
DELET THIS
Juan Green
he's a big chancellor
Angel Rogers
>There is no single market in services >Yes there is. There is no "single market in services" there is just the single market. The single market IS the free movement of people plus what the EU calls "free trade".
>No it doesn't. We're in the Eurozone ffs lad. I know, yet Mexico still has better trade arrangements with the EU than you do. Really makes you think, huh.
Dropped out of highschool at 16, self taught myself highers at 19, self taught myself what appears to have been the whole degree course in the year between that and starting uni at 20.
Mason Walker
She moves like Count Dooku.
Jason Cook
So you had four years to build some savings, even if they were only from bennies
Fuck off cunt and kill yourself if you think you were a typical student, you're going to make me ree
Noah Thomas
Lads I have an awful confession to make - can you be there for me....?
Robert Mitchell
So this snoopers charter, May has tried to make it law for years but got blocked by something or another.
Is that how laws are made? Just keep pushing for it until people stop resisting.
When was the last time a law was repealed?
Isaac Morales
>>City of London firms can operate throughout the entire EU while you're in the Single Market >There is literally nothing in the single market legislature that would change this once we leave
Except City firms would lose clearance rights for the EU. Hence why they're all planning on leaving.
Pick up the FT from time to time ffs.
>>Citi, Deloitte and Goldman Sachs are starting to move out of London >Objectively untrue
How does your PM feel about her husband abandoning the BBC for Amazon?
Adam Nguyen
He keeps the BREXIT momentum going into the Austrian, Dutch, French and German elections.
Eli Ross
I'd have more respect for the restaurant if they just said "it's true, white people can't handle the spice"
If we want to make casual jokes about other cultures, we have to let them do it to us as well.
Lucas Morgan
so should we start protesting and rioting about snoopers?
Isaiah Rogers
>clearance rights Oh you're talking about the 'financial passport' meme It doesn't exist
>Citi preparing to move 900 staff to Dublin from London Fabrication, Citi themselves said they had no plans to do this >Deloitte warns let me know when they actually do it >Goldman Sachs could move 2,000 jobs out of the UK >could Nothing - NOTHING - has happened, the UK economy continues to grow, employment is the highest it's been since records because and we continue to create more jobs than the rest of the EU combined
You've bought the lies, user, and now you're scrambling to save face.
Dylan Harris
There's nothing stopping you from doing the same, you just decided to get into debt to do it.
>Just keep pushing for it until people stop resisting. Pretty much although it wasn't blocked it was sent back by the house of lords for amendments. The house of lords currently has next to no power to block legislation now.
>could might possibly preparing hints They've been saying the same shit for years every time the government sniffed it's nose lol.
Samuel Parker
Depends if you're comfortable with your trap porn habits being leaked to the press.
Ayden Lee
>There is no "single market in services" there is just the single market. The single market IS the free movement of people plus what the EU calls "free trade".
The Single Market is based on the "four freedoms" - free movement of goods, services, capital and labour. Services is literally a fundamental aspect of the Single Market.
You haven't a clue what you're on about.
>>No it doesn't. We're in the Eurozone ffs lad. >I know, yet Mexico still has better trade arrangements with the EU than you do. Really makes you think, huh.
But it doesn't. I mean you can keep repeating that same nonsense over and over but it doesn't make it any more true. The Euro-Mexican FTA isn't anywhere near as comprehensive as the Single Market.
>Pick up the FT from time to time I'd rather avoid whatever bullshit they're currently selling.
Parker Nelson
>Yes there is. Probably best to read the links before you post them. Like I said, to all intents and purposes there isn't a single market in services.
>They are usually goods only, like the recently agreed CETA. "The Comprehensive Economic and Trade Agreement (CETA)... will remove customs duties, end restrictions on access to public contracts, open-up the services market" ec.europa.eu/trade/policy/in-focus/ceta/
Gavin Powell
nothing to hide nothing to fear :^)
Kevin Johnson
>tfw John Rees Evans won't be leader of UKIP
we're going to get Paul Nuttall or Suzanne Evans, basically turning UKIP into a PC establishment party.
thankfully I'm a nobody and anyway the folks at GCHQ know I was being ironic the whole time
Jeremiah Diaz
>Oh you're talking about the 'financial passport' meme >It doesn't exist
Just because it's inconvenient to your argument doesn't mean that it's non-existent. It exists, and the loss of it is about to assrape the only good part of your country.
>Nothing - NOTHING - has happened
No shit, you're too scared to actually go through with anything. You're still as much in the EU now as you were on the 22nd of June.
Landon Bailey
if you search my post history in this thread I've got plenty to hide
and disregarding the really bad shit, I'm sure every bong in here streams / pirates, tv / movies / anime
Dominic Butler
Evans has a chance?
Lucas Butler
Lads, I met a "ladyboy" from this website for cross dressers for trannies and I shagged one in London.
He was this stubby, fish lipped weirdo with long hair, but had a massive gap in the middle. He was filipino or something, had weird fake (??) boobs and literally kissed like a fish in water.
I came in his ass wirh a condom, but I felt like I was going to be sick after. I felt like I wanted to puke black pile out of my body - like I've done somethng so degrading and horrific my body is hating me for it.
Help me..
Christian Barnes
nuttall has a shot but if it's evans i'm dropping that party faster than the GBP
Dylan Jenkins
and I forgot to say, the snoopers article doesn't actually say anything about what they are targeting
Lucas Jackson
no, people are weak, always have been. The winners write history, always have. You need to be solid, lead by example, the weak will follow. In the end, if you win, the public will forget about their stint with sjw-ism and realize it's more benificial to emulate the winners, they will adjust their beliefs easily because they don't have any foundational beliefs, they aren't even able to define their beliefs they have right now other than vague, government dictated talking points. It's always been this way, always will be, just as in nature, so as in us.
Jason Roberts
They're all shit desu. Nige was the only person keeping UKIP together.
I'll still vote for them though
Elijah Bennett
You'll be back. Not necessarily the same one, but you will be.
Adam Brown
Unfortunately not, Nuttall and Evans won't even debate him, they're pathetic
Justin Gutierrez
What have you done you reprobate?
Asher Gray
>The Single Market is based on the "four freedoms" - free movement of goods, services, capital and labour. Services is literally a fundamental aspect of the Single Market. >You haven't a clue what you're on about. Says the person claiming platitudes mean anything. All you've done is said that the single market is free movement of people plus the EU's brand of free trade but you've called it "the four freedoms".
>isn't anywhere near as comprehensive as the Single Market I'd say being free of EU common external tariff, not having to contribute to the EU budget, not having to have free movement of people, not having to apply EU regulations to products not sold to the EU, not having to follow EU quotas all outweigh "'t anywhere near as comprehensive as the Single Market". The single market is cancer.
Angel Baker
No pressurebut I would probably kill myself. You don't have to but that's pretty horrific, don't think I could live with that memory.