Brit/pol/ - Snoopers' Charter edition

>Royal Navy to loose ship bound Harpoon missile capability for the next two years
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/royal-navy-to-lose-anti-ship-missiles-and-be-left-only-with-guns/

>Boris Johnson says UK is seeking MAXIMUM economic freedom from EU
express.co.uk/news/politics/732645/Boris-Johnson-Brexit-economic-freedom-EU

>Theresa May launches excoriating attack on Deloitte for 'touting for business' with leaked Brexit memo as Boris Johnson hints UK will leave customs union
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/theresa-may-brexit-leaked-memo-john-mcdonnell-live/

>Britain probably leaving EU customs union, says Boris Johnson
theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/15/britain-probably-leaving-eu-customs-union-says-boris-johnson

>Google commits to £1bn UK investment plan
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37988095

>Downing Street dismisses Brexit 'divisions' memo
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37983948

>express.co.uk/news/politics/732645/Boris-Johnson-Brexit-economic-freedom-EU
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/supreme-court-judge-criticised-after-warning-theresa-may-could-b/

>HMRC collected £533.73 billion in taxes in 2015-16
gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/539194/Jun16_Receipts_NS_Bulletin_Final.pdf

>Snoopers' Charter will be law will become law within weeks
theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/2477546/snoopers-charter-20-ip-bill-passed-by-parliament-and-will-become-law-within-weeks

Other urls found in this thread:

theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/16/european-ministers-boris-johnson-prosecco-claim-brexit
youtube.com/watch?v=sRtML_2LFZ0
youtube.com/watch?v=uyD370_mv5c
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/spice-lover-orders-mild-curry-6506732
google.ie/search?q=EU Single Market services&oq=EU Single Market services&aqs=chrome..69i57.6208j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
yougov.co.uk/news/2016/11/16/trump-brexit-front-national-afd-branches-same-tree/
opinium.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Dead-Centre-British-politics4_lr.pdf
reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-citi-idUSKBN1380GY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/17/deloitte-warns-it-will-move-business-out-of-britain-if-theresa-m/
independent.co.uk/news/business/news/brexit-goldman-sachs-jobs-latest-uk-single-market-economy-report-a7354101.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Trade_Agreement_between_Mexico_and_the_European_Union
ec.europa.eu/trade/policy/in-focus/ceta/
youtu.be/Sxv3N6bpGP0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>Boris Johnson ridiculed by European ministers after prosecco claim
theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/16/european-ministers-boris-johnson-prosecco-claim-brexit

>'He basically said: "I don’t want free movement of people but I want the single market." I said: "No way." He said: "You’ll sell less prosecco." I said: "OK, you’ll sell less fish and chips, but I’ll sell less prosecco to one country and you’ll sell less to 27 countries." Putting things on this level is a bit insulting.'

>tfw would cost 2 grand for braces alone and even more if I wanted to get orthognathic surgery

T-thanks for not fixing me as a child mum and dad

2 grand isn't very much m8

>tfw got braces free

thanks based NHS

1776

> *Snoopers' Charter will become a law with in a few weeks

Typing like a spaz today lads.

>implying we export fish and chips
fucking morons the lot of them

>tfw I can't close my mouth completely without it straining

>"OK, you’ll sell less fish and chips, but I’ll sell less prosecco to one country and you’ll sell less to 27 countries."
A Brit, outbantered by a Euro?
What is the world coming to.
Sad!

>tfw May finds out that you were browsing kinky photos of her online

what would she do

Will I need to discard my Pepes?

I'm a student mate, and by the time I'm earning a decent wage I'll be too old to wear braces without looking like a mong

What else do you make? Your manufacturing is kill thanks to Thatcher.

GOOD MORNING

1812
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youtube.com/watch?v=sRtML_2LFZ0

Thinking of dumping all my Pepes before GCHQ get me.

Invite you over for """""""""""""coffee"""""""""""""

so what does that snoopers thing actually mean ?

am I going to get busted for looking at cp, cunnies and pirate movies / tv

ISN'T IT FUNNY

hopefully we can dump all Poles too

Reminder to vote Yes in indyref2

How old were you?

how the fuck did that snoopers law pass when TPP and shit got shot down everywhere else

Man Brit/pol/ is weird

I was in my teens

Aeroplane bits, consumer electronics, skilled metalwork and confectionery
We're not a manufacturing nation any more which is part of the reason the 'muh common market' argument fell on deaf ears

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Daily reminder Scotland will flourish under independence.
>Daily reminder Anglos are projecting about their impending weakness when they have a threat from their northern border once more (one of the main selling point for the Act of Union).
Daily reminder to all Scots that these 'people' are afraid of you
>Daily reminder multiple small countries of 5-10 million people have strong economies e.g. Norway, Denmark, Ireland, Finland, Netherlands, Belgium etc etc etc, and are successful in their own right - they don't have the vast land, sustainable energy and natural resources you do
Daily reminder the Anglo fear and weakness is showing more and more with their fear now being expressed through pathetic hatred which is now boiling over
>Daily reminder to all Scots in the next 30 years you will be an independent self-governing, militarily capable and strongly positioned country with numerous global allies, all helping keep the English in their place - just like was the case for hundreds of years preceding the Acts of Union
Daily reminder the oppressive 'union' is only in place to subdue you noble Scots due to English fear of your superior strength, even though you have but 1/10 of their population
>Daily reminder that it was you Scots who forged the British empire with your heavy industry and superior soldiers and governance
Daily reminder you are loved the world over including Germany, Spain, US (Scottish President)
>Daily reminder all the nonsense about your poverty coming from the Anglos is projection (you are richer than everywhere in England except London, in which you dominate the press and banking system)
Daily reminder no force or guile can subdue the might of Scotland
>Daily reminder you are one of the greatest and most ancient and glorious countries in the entire world

youtube.com/watch?v=uyD370_mv5c

> Parliament is just bantz all day
I rescind my earlier Sad!
Kek

It's going to be sad to see them go lads.

You do realise free trade agreements are for goods only, not services? 80% of your exports are services and you need the Single Market for them.

You've completely fucked yourselves and it's hilarious.

>I'm a student mate
So? When I was a student I didn't even take out a student loan to cover it and I still had £2,000 to spare.
The fuck are you spending your money on?

What's your favourite subreddit, lads?

r/sissyhypno for me

Catalonia plz

Brits are talking about orthodontic tragedies, what did you expect?

>implying other countries would buy our fish and chips

>this entire post
How does it feel to be the sequel to Greece

damn you've got some rare ones, I've got boring pepes

There is no single market in services, and free trade agreements can and do include services.

Redpill me on Wilson.

Was he a soviet plant?

Why do continental europeans fear The Donald?

r/unitedkingdom

Nah he was good

Kept us out of Vietnam. Open University.

WHITE HEAT

>You do realise free trade agreements are for goods only, not services
Mexico currently has better services access to the EU than you currently do m8.

>Watching Spaced for the first time in years
>Curious about what Simon Pegg is up to since I dont keep up to date with things
>Go on his twitter
>Pic related

I give up with this fucking planet. Are we the ones in the wrong Brit/pol/? I feel like I'm going fucking mad. Everyone I know are liberals endlessly virtue signalling on Facebook and now every celebrity I like is jumping on the fucking bandwagon. Does no one think about anything? Does no one have any fucking principles?!

I will

twitter's been delicious since trump won

Explain to me how the single market helps the export of services
>majority of UK telecoms services - both import and export - operate primarily in the US and India
>UK financial services operate all over the world and operate less successfully in EU countries because of the increased presence of Swiss and German banks
>UK legal services operate more in North America, South America and Asia than in Europe

Go on, I'll wait
Tell me how much easier it is to phone customer services if you're in the EU

White men win again

Is he doing a comedy film with that drag queen in 202?

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Where did your money come from?

I don't know of a single student that has £2000 "to spare".

pretty good banter from the continentals until you remember there's over 65 million people in the U.K. and if we disappeared tomorrow the whole continent would completely collapse

>Spice lover orders mild curry and gets receipt marked 'white ppl' - the restaurant's response is extraordinary

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/spice-lover-orders-mild-curry-6506732

>Valentine Restaurant apologised and promised to change its labelling but insisted "ppl" somehow means milk.

Fucking kek. But why get a curry if it's going to be mild anyway.

I was on bennies for a few years and rather than waste it on booze I put it in the bank.

>There is no single market in services

Yes there is.

google.ie/search?q=EU Single Market services&oq=EU Single Market services&aqs=chrome..69i57.6208j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

>free trade agreements can and do include services.

No they don't, typically. They are usually goods only, like the recently agreed CETA.

No it doesn't. We're in the Eurozone ffs lad.

Your City of London firms can operate throughout the entire EU while you're in the Single Market, making London a financial hub of the world. Hence why the likes of Citi, Deloitte and Goldman Sachs are starting to move out of London now since you bought the #VoteLeave meme.

>pretty good banter from the continentals until you remember there's over 65 million people in the U.K. and if we disappeared tomorrow the whole continent would completely collapse

Pfffffhahahahahahahahahhaha

You do realise there's 440 million people in the other 27 EU states?

Your 65 million is only 13% of the EU's total population.

Holy fuck how ignorant can you be.

>Does no one have any fucking principles?!
Yes:

yougov.co.uk/news/2016/11/16/trump-brexit-front-national-afd-branches-same-tree/
opinium.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Dead-Centre-British-politics4_lr.pdf

>on bennies for a few years

So, what, you were a mature student?

my mates dad left when he was born and he got a wank tonne of money because he was from a 'troubled background' despite the fact his mums family was loaded and he wouldn't of had to pay for uni anyway so it could be that.

Also curious, for a friend...

>Coffee
Are you taking the piss lad? It's Tea over here. Preferably Yorkshite Gold.

Reminder that this happened.

>City of London firms can operate throughout the entire EU while you're in the Single Market
There is literally nothing in the single market legislature that would change this once we leave

>making London a financial hub of the world
London has been the second city of the financial world for a century. Being tied to a declining trade bloc has hurt it, not helped it

>Citi, Deloitte and Goldman Sachs are starting to move out of London
Objectively untrue

Try harder

DELET THIS

he's a big chancellor

>There is no single market in services
>Yes there is.
There is no "single market in services" there is just the single market. The single market IS the free movement of people plus what the EU calls "free trade".

>No it doesn't. We're in the Eurozone ffs lad.
I know, yet Mexico still has better trade arrangements with the EU than you do. Really makes you think, huh.

Dropped out of highschool at 16, self taught myself highers at 19, self taught myself what appears to have been the whole degree course in the year between that and starting uni at 20.

She moves like Count Dooku.

So you had four years to build some savings, even if they were only from bennies

Fuck off cunt and kill yourself if you think you were a typical student, you're going to make me ree

Lads I have an awful confession to make - can you be there for me....?

So this snoopers charter, May has tried to make it law for years but got blocked by something or another.

Is that how laws are made?
Just keep pushing for it until people stop resisting.

When was the last time a law was repealed?

>>City of London firms can operate throughout the entire EU while you're in the Single Market
>There is literally nothing in the single market legislature that would change this once we leave

Except City firms would lose clearance rights for the EU. Hence why they're all planning on leaving.

Pick up the FT from time to time ffs.

>>Citi, Deloitte and Goldman Sachs are starting to move out of London
>Objectively untrue

>Citi preparing to move 900 staff to Dublin from London: Sunday Times
reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-citi-idUSKBN1380GY

>Deloitte warns it will move business out of Britain if Theresa May cracks down on immigration
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/17/deloitte-warns-it-will-move-business-out-of-britain-if-theresa-m/

>Brexit: Goldman Sachs could move 2,000 jobs out of the UK if it leaves single market, says report
independent.co.uk/news/business/news/brexit-goldman-sachs-jobs-latest-uk-single-market-economy-report-a7354101.html

Try harder.

How does your PM feel about her husband abandoning the BBC for Amazon?

He keeps the BREXIT momentum going into the Austrian, Dutch, French and German elections.

I'd have more respect for the restaurant if they just said "it's true, white people can't handle the spice"

If we want to make casual jokes about other cultures, we have to let them do it to us as well.

so should we start protesting and rioting about snoopers?

>clearance rights
Oh you're talking about the 'financial passport' meme
It doesn't exist

>Citi preparing to move 900 staff to Dublin from London
Fabrication, Citi themselves said they had no plans to do this
>Deloitte warns
let me know when they actually do it
>Goldman Sachs could move 2,000 jobs out of the UK
>could
Nothing - NOTHING - has happened, the UK economy continues to grow, employment is the highest it's been since records because and we continue to create more jobs than the rest of the EU combined

You've bought the lies, user, and now you're scrambling to save face.

There's nothing stopping you from doing the same, you just decided to get into debt to do it.

>Just keep pushing for it until people stop resisting.
Pretty much although it wasn't blocked it was sent back by the house of lords for amendments. The house of lords currently has next to no power to block legislation now.

>could might possibly preparing hints
They've been saying the same shit for years every time the government sniffed it's nose lol.

Depends if you're comfortable with your trap porn habits being leaked to the press.

>There is no "single market in services" there is just the single market. The single market IS the free movement of people plus what the EU calls "free trade".

The Single Market is based on the "four freedoms" - free movement of goods, services, capital and labour. Services is literally a fundamental aspect of the Single Market.

You haven't a clue what you're on about.

>>No it doesn't. We're in the Eurozone ffs lad.
>I know, yet Mexico still has better trade arrangements with the EU than you do. Really makes you think, huh.

But it doesn't. I mean you can keep repeating that same nonsense over and over but it doesn't make it any more true. The Euro-Mexican FTA isn't anywhere near as comprehensive as the Single Market.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Trade_Agreement_between_Mexico_and_the_European_Union

>Pick up the FT from time to time
I'd rather avoid whatever bullshit they're currently selling.

>Yes there is.
Probably best to read the links before you post them. Like I said, to all intents and purposes there isn't a single market in services.

>They are usually goods only, like the recently agreed CETA.
"The Comprehensive Economic and Trade Agreement (CETA)... will remove customs duties, end restrictions on access to public contracts, open-up the services market"
ec.europa.eu/trade/policy/in-focus/ceta/

nothing to hide nothing to fear :^)

>tfw John Rees Evans won't be leader of UKIP

we're going to get Paul Nuttall or Suzanne Evans, basically turning UKIP into a PC establishment party.

Lads I think Joe Owens is right.

youtu.be/Sxv3N6bpGP0

thankfully I'm a nobody
and anyway the folks at GCHQ know I was being ironic the whole time

>Oh you're talking about the 'financial passport' meme
>It doesn't exist

Just because it's inconvenient to your argument doesn't mean that it's non-existent. It exists, and the loss of it is about to assrape the only good part of your country.

>Nothing - NOTHING - has happened

No shit, you're too scared to actually go through with anything. You're still as much in the EU now as you were on the 22nd of June.

if you search my post history in this thread I've got plenty to hide

and disregarding the really bad shit, I'm sure every bong in here streams / pirates, tv / movies / anime

Evans has a chance?

Lads, I met a "ladyboy" from this website for cross dressers for trannies and I shagged one in London.

He was this stubby, fish lipped weirdo with long hair, but had a massive gap in the middle.
He was filipino or something, had weird fake (??) boobs and literally kissed like a fish in water.

I came in his ass wirh a condom, but I felt like I was going to be sick after. I felt like I wanted to puke black pile out of my body - like I've done somethng so degrading and horrific my body is hating me for it.

Help me..

nuttall has a shot
but if it's evans i'm dropping that party faster than the GBP

and I forgot to say, the snoopers article doesn't actually say anything about what they are targeting

no, people are weak, always have been. The winners write history, always have. You need to be solid, lead by example, the weak will follow. In the end, if you win, the public will forget about their stint with sjw-ism and realize it's more benificial to emulate the winners, they will adjust their beliefs easily because they don't have any foundational beliefs, they aren't even able to define their beliefs they have right now other than vague, government dictated talking points. It's always been this way, always will be, just as in nature, so as in us.

They're all shit desu. Nige was the only person keeping UKIP together.

I'll still vote for them though

You'll be back. Not necessarily the same one, but you will be.

Unfortunately not, Nuttall and Evans won't even debate him, they're pathetic

What have you done you reprobate?

>The Single Market is based on the "four freedoms" - free movement of goods, services, capital and labour. Services is literally a fundamental aspect of the Single Market.
>You haven't a clue what you're on about.
Says the person claiming platitudes mean anything. All you've done is said that the single market is free movement of people plus the EU's brand of free trade but you've called it "the four freedoms".

>isn't anywhere near as comprehensive as the Single Market
I'd say being free of EU common external tariff, not having to contribute to the EU budget, not having to have free movement of people, not having to apply EU regulations to products not sold to the EU, not having to follow EU quotas all outweigh "'t anywhere near as comprehensive as the Single Market". The single market is cancer.

No pressurebut I would probably kill myself. You don't have to but that's pretty horrific, don't think I could live with that memory.

fucking gay