Do you guys also feel like we're living in an alternate timeline?

Do you guys also feel like we're living in an alternate timeline?
It's unbelievable.

Brexit was not supposed to happen.
Trump was not supposed to win the elections.

Maybe, but who's to say that this is the bad one?

>the goyim still don't realize this was part of the plan all along

I never said it's bad. It's just everyone expected a different outcome. Or at least media span it that way that made people believe that there is one and only one outcome.

nobody is saying this is a bad one, but we have definitively shifted. the negative brexit and trump polls are remnants from the other universe we should have followed

When did we change the timeline? What single event happened to make Brexit happen, to make Trump happen, to defy the odds?

Oh don't worry we know all your tricks Jew

Maybe somewhere around Crimea annexation?
Or even before that, during ukrainian protests known as maidan?

i personally think God gave us a reprieve that may just last our adult lives.

Sup Forums is investigating the government for pedophilia and child porn.

Things are definitely backwards.

No, is only that you see the perception of The world trhu television, So if you see your idols panicking, you feel like something is wrong. This is normal sheep behavior, dont panick , is alright.

>large hadron collider weakend fabric of reality
>unified concious though (mass prayer) now works
>we become the meme timeline through want
ezpz

In the Moloch timeline Zimzam got convicted

Sup Forumss collective psychic energy was able to fundamentally shift the workings of the universe.

Checked.

Also, we only live in the Timeline our mind wants us to be in. Thank god we made it in this one.

We got lucky.

>Maybe, but who's to say that this is the bad one?

John Titor

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The Hillary timeline is the one where everone dies in nuclear hellfire. That means there is no one around to observe it. Thus, the Trump timeline, regardless of its absurdity, is the only one that can "exist."

its all non falsifiable

and a few well documented cognitive biases are involved in even entertaining the notion

bordering on schizophrenia bud

"We skewed into this tangent!"

I think its more that probably all of us have gone through life without a single "big change" for the better or even a victory and dont really know how to feel now.

It sure as fuck feels like we jumped on the right timeline though.feels manly

>our particle accelerator weakened reality

stupid fucking ignorant morons!
we detect several particle collisions in the atmosphere per day/month that are several orders of magnitude higher than anything the LHC can do

to say nothing of what we know is going on in millions of celestial bodies in the universe that are hundreds of orders of magnitude more powerful, going on continuously

fucking idiots

you sound like a faggot.

>mandela poofters

how do you reckon you tinfoilers deserve oxygen?

Well there was no legal way they could convict him in the first place, he had a solid as iron case which is why top lawyers were willing to represent him pro bono for the publicity.

plenty of free online dictionaries for those of you having problems with that post

in fact i believe dictionary.com is one and should be your first stop

themoreyouknow.vbs

Those are acts of God and Nature, man isn't meant to meddle with such affairs

There was that phantom plane in Denver today, possible sign it was from another universe maybe?

You're living in the only timeline. There are just more populists and nationalists than there are dumbass liberal faggots. The media would have had you believing otherwise until it were true. We were all backed into a corner, and came out swinging.

You're simply witnessing the exposure of the the so-called "expert" culture of the elitist media. The pollsters were dead wrong. The media reporting was so biased that the narrative was just what the liberals wished was happening instead of what was. The DOJ and FBI have been shown to be puppet organizations. We saw the wizard behind the curtain.

We won in spite of their efforts because they underestimated us. You are deluded into thinking alternate timelines exist for the exact same reason.

Go to Church.

LEL

funny how the media avoids covering such events to avoid redpilling their audience

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG BARRY. I CHANGED THE FUTURE TO BE A NATION OF WHITE SUPREMACY!

>Those are acts of God

non falsifiable
immaterial
subjective
etc etc

>nature

appeal to nature
irrelevant
subjective

>man isn't meant to meddle with such affairs
all of the above plus:
*appeal to violence (divine)
and probably more

but good luck!

Harambe

But Hillary won the popular vote by 6 million

"supposed to happen" according to who?

These things happened, regardless of what the political establishment and regressive left have to say. This "alternative" timeline the only timeline worth living in.

so is it possible that harambe is christ who came to die for our sins and avert us onto this timeline?

yes im sure that had nothing to do with millions of non citizens in "the honor system is perfect and no human would ever violate it applies to voting to"-states

be serious

Yea whatever nerd

Where can I read that whole speech

I understand Trump but why are people acting like Brexit is something important? An irrelevant country closed its borders, big whoop.

Kek is pretty powerful, isn't he

First of all, the Membrane Theory of the Universe is mostly correct.

2nd, our Universe and the Meme Universe are converging.

Memes were borne of glimpses into the reality of another Universe that is almost imperceptibly out of alignment with the plane of our own Universe.

When we create and post these memes, we cause the 2 Universes to vibrate on frequencies closer to each other. If we meme hard enough, the two will harmonize and either merge or be completely destroyed.

>When you autism so hard you have to act like a smug know it all in a thread about magically changing timelines on the chinese mangoo board you like to visit

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Who's to say it isn't a plan to place it in front of us then pull it away and laugh, causing massive riots, and destabilisation? From which, just like in our country Socialism was born, and the state took over?

This I am pretty sure is the plan.

Underrated post

It's a good plan, comrade, works every time.

>Do you guys also feel like we're living in an alternate timeline?
before brexit no
after brexit feels different
after trump ABSOLUTELY

>one of the biggest economies and strongest military powers giving a "fuck you" to a globalist shakedown racket

>big whoop

Think about the future
Pence comes from there

>faggot zapping is a-ok
>vehemently christian

We're doing pretty good, don't mess with this timeline

>Britain
>relevant past the 1950s

it's possible, but i only believe it because it's more fun than there only being one timeline

but then again, what changed the spelling to berenstain, put kidneys inside the ribcage, and made the baja california so long?

well good news they still aren't going to happen

We are in the Memeverse now.

>tfw you'll never go back to the -stein universe

When did the UN get destroyed? This is new to me.

>Second most powerful country
>not relevant

The WTO, IMF and WB been destroyed?
Wow, the globalists are done for now!

By what standard are they 2nd most powerful? There's a massive gap after the US and China and after that there's Russia, Brazil and Germany. Seriously the only reason we even pay the Brits any attention is the fact they speak the same language, otherwise they're about as important as Italy.

We can't go back because Hillary and Friends won in the -stein universe and it was subsequently destroyed.

This is our new home now and it's going to be fantastic.

I wonder of Papa Barenstein suspects anything.

Sorry, it's Germany at number two now, followed by UK.

George Bush winning the Presidency was the timeline change. Al Gore was supposed to win, 9/11 wasn't supposed to happen, the world continued on a gradual path of chill in a 90s fashion. That's why we have unprecedented nostalgia for the 90s, it's actually a natural desire to return to the real timeline.

15 years of fuckery and in 2016 we're finally fixing things, Harambe was the sacrifice to bring about the change we need. Since then we've had Brexit, Trump, Kek, and I've plowed a fuckton of hotties.

The pendulum swings, my brothers.

And now the media is on the chopping block. They are next to be added to your little list.

I have a friend that swears we are living in a hologram. He points to minor, though numerous weird coincidences that have happened to him over the years, and also the crazy political shit we are seeing.

"they're just fucking with us"

I hope they program me into an anime world my next life

finance and banking.

not everything is about being big and having loads of aircraft carriers

Everything according to plan...

PRAISE KEK

>I hope they program me into an anime world my next life

me too, i'll bring goddess aqua with me

oh wow
that definitely fired up my walnuts

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The only reason you feel like that is because the media had you indoctrinated. it's failure to predict the election has left you disoriented, because you had bought into their view of reality without questioning.

well they were probably deprived of it at one point

The early 2000's really did feel like an extension of the 90's. To me, everything really started going to shit in 2008 with Facebook and all the resulting bullshit. I feel like public discourse really went to shit after that.

There was a guy on /r9k/ theorizing that social media was the new MKULTRA or some type of equivalent program.

And your economy is barely even in the top 5, so no you're not tge 2nd most powerful by any logic.

I lol'd, clasic meme magic attack with the pokejew.

The international media still has absolute control over everything we see, think, and feel. They believe their absolute power over how we perceive reality gives them absolute power over reality itself.

The problem is, it doesn't. Instead reality just smashes through the illusion wherever and whenever the two collide, while the illusionists have panic attacks as they struggle to hide the holes.

Yeah, because think about it, if Russia really wanted to do it, just the economic and diplomatic pressure could be enough if not completely annex Crimea on the spot then to demand broader autonomy or something. And it could all be more legal, instead of the snatch and grab trick. The whole ordeal looks not right and like shooting yourself in the foot.

>second most powerful

yeah that doesn't hold up considering I can name multiple countries that would BTFO Britain in a matter of days.

it's funny, because in the movies they only talk about alternate timelines once, but every time they go back in time or to the future they make an alternate timeline. history as we know it wouldn't exist with time travel.

no, we don't live in an alternate timeline (because we wouldn't know the diff) but it's highly likely we do live in an advanced simulation.

I hope so..

Does anyone else feel like everything around you is bullshit and that it's just you?
Like in Fight Club, for example.

Checked

Magic is real folks. Just not in the way that most want it to be, yet. We are altering reality using the focused intent of thousands, perhaps even millions. Sup Forums has become one of the most organized cults in history despite the chaotic nature of itself and its patron god. We have swayed the minds of the masses, and charmed an ancient and powerful deity. Do not forget this Sup Forums. Moving forward, we must maintain our relationship with kek into the coming dawn.

My greatest fear is waking up one of these days and realizing it was all a dream

Obligatory

Fuck.

anime is reality

It's not an alternate timeline, but an another dimension colliding with ours. As above, so below.

Someone meme'd another world into ours, and the demons under their wings are battling it out. If you look at solomon's demons, they command a legion of millions of demons. Those demons, are either a literal sense or merely cosmic energies trying to push each other away.

As above, so below. Yin and yang. A world tree that holds the worlds together, and as chaos, comes order.

Type in "As above, so below" into google images.

proof that meme magick is real

Great Russia with literally Hitler in 2018

HULK SMASH

That's a good way to sum it up.

Yes in a way. Maybe I'm a pessimist or I took too many red pills but I don't for a second believe we have beat the (((establishment))) They appear to have suffered a defeat, but it's really only the gullible, useful idiots that are in shock at all of this and on the defensive. I just think the level of deception and illness that pervades every level of our society is so deep that we are not going to be able to simply vote our way out of this nightmare. I just feel like Brexit/Trump has been allowed to happen, probbably to make a bad example of nationalism and self determination so they can crush it once and for all. They will finally let the economy crash and cause such despair that people will beg for the security of the new world order.

Call me a defeatist shill, but I have a bad feeling about all of this. I think we can only create the world we seek through great sacrifice that we have not yet given and then carving it out for ourselves through bloodshed.

Gamergate.

This is true, a few days after Harambes assassination I had a girl (consensually) tied to my bed for 4 hours while we had amazing sex. I am so thankful for all Harambe has given us. Rest In Peace.

I actually expected Britain to leave the EU for about five years already and I was certain Trump would win. Too bad I didn't bet any money on both. I figured out too late that you can do that.

No.

Thank you, kek

We've gone full circle.