Trump is Fucked

The racist orange is fucked. Democrats are going to take back the Senate in 2018. Trump's reign of terror is already fucked before it begins.

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Cracked is still a thing?
I thought they closed down because they sued Hulk Hogan or something.

>america's only humor & video site
Pretty fitting, I should say, if not for the fact that it's real.

Even after Hillary loses, CTR hasn't given up.

This used to be a mildly funny site, before they went full SJW and forgot how to write comedy.

>democrats
>voting in midterm elections

>those comments
Even the hordes of insufferable leftist nu-male beta fanboys are getting sick of their daily Trump articles.

Cracked is a mess.

>8 Republican seats up for vote
>25 Democrat seats up for vote

Hm... Really makes you think

You clearly haven't seen what seats are up in the senate, the Republican party is going to take even more seats in 2018.

Christ you idiots are paranoid.

Dem's pinning their hopes and dreams on the 2018 election are going to be sorely disappointed. Out of the 33 senate seats up for grabs, 25 of them are held by democrats, many of them in states that went red this election. Some even in states where trump won by 15%+.

Look at Joe Donnelly (D) Indiana, he is C+ politician, much less popular than Evan Bayh "Indiana's native son" who just got crushed in his attempt to retake his old seat. Indiana went huge for trump, now Donnely is going to be forced to play nice with the republicans, if he resists even a little the Hoosiers are gonna kick his ass out, they probably will anyways in 2018 due to his lackluster accomplishments. There are dozens of situations like this around the country, for senate and house seats, 2018 is going to be sad time for the Dems.

'Member when Cracked was good and funny and posted more than leftist garbage?

>Cracked

I'd be mad as hell too if David Wong fucked up my website.

...

It was a long time ago.

Seanbaby was still basically the only funny one, and he never writes stuff anymore.

>because OP is a giant cock sucking faggot
archive.is/8Osbx

I used to love his shit and it makes me sad that he's the one who fell the hardest

He was "kindly asked to leave" because of his "toxic masculinity".

>Taking the Senate in 2018
Good luck with that

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Trump's reign of terror? Fuck off m8. Try judging him after he fucks up

Cracked TV and Does Not Compute used to be funny

The Democrats were gonna take back the senate in 2016 too.... what happened?

Now stfu faggot.

>the 2018 map greatly, GREATLY favors republicans
>minorities don't vote in midterm elections

Tell me again why the gop should even be the least bit scared.

>cracked
>Once funny site
>Liberal propaganda bureau now
9 unbelievable ways you can fuck off to your safe space and cry.

He's dividing the country before he's even in office and terrorizing the country with his open and unrestrained bigotry and hate while at the same time, actively approving of and encouraging his supporters to commit hate crimes with his rhetoric and policies.

I can't wait for Inauguration Day.

Democrats are in serious danger of becoming entirely irrelevant in the midterms
Current Democrat seats up for election in 2018: 23
Current Republican seats up for election in 2018: 8
Current Independent seats up for election in 2018: 2

Republicans holding the majority through the 2016 elections hurts Dems more than people seem to realize
Your only point of attack in 2018 would be to go after the House, but once again Dems suck at midterms because they don't actually care about politics

>I didn't win so I'm going to get gased gased gased
If only I could be half as retarded as them I might actually be happy.

>passed a history exam because I used to read Cracked history articles.
>Now all their history articles are pure shit.
What happened to you cracked?

You don't understand! If the democrats get what they want with current events we don't have a country anymore.

Because after the travesty of this farcical "election", Democratic voters will turn out at an all time high to stop this racist, homophobic, sexist piece of shit.

Goddamn typical American women.

Eat a sandwich or something

>millennial snowflakes actually believe this

we'll get another dose of salt in only 2 more years

Yup, they're going to lose even more seats. They just don't have the minority turnout during midterms. Even then, who knows what minority support they'll have anytime soon. Seems like Democrats are going after token coloreds to lead the DNC, but who knows how much they'll be liked.

>Millenial will show up to vote
Hahahahahahaha

They're paid through the 12th. And the Democrats are adopting the "obstruct at all costs" strategy used by the republicans against Obama.

HEH

I bet over 50% of millenials don't even realize there is voting more than once every four years. They're so fucked, and it was obvious before they started cannibalizing themselves and everyone around them. Can't wait to see the new Muslim DNC chair elected, he has a lot of dirt on him and knowing this place you'll all find more.

only works when you actually control the legislature

It was great hearing 60% of those arrested in Portland didn't even vote.

>>america's only humor & video site
I thought that was Sup Forums?

Fucking literally yesterday wrote an article calling Trump Hitler for acting less racist

Sup Forums was one of the Top 10 visited sites in the USA for a while.

>a place where people argue and post murdered people is a humor site
C'mon.

They can filibuster and the Senate needs 60 votes.

60% weren't locals who had voted, I believe.

>take back the senate in 2018
>trump inaugurated in 2017
>reign of terror over

jesus christ you fuckin' people are so goddamned stupid it boggles a sane mind. You only have 8 senate seats up for a vote in 2018, you have to defend twenty fucking five! It's gonna get worse you worthless faggots!

When will the increasingly nervous man start getting less nervous?

>Drumphf won the election. Now he's really fucked!

Daily reminder that the dems were given a 98% chance to finish with 52 senate seats this election (they got 48)

I think they're banking on the house, at least from what I could gather in the article.

I used to go to cracked everyday before the election. I knew the liberal bias but laughed and liked the lists. Then Trump started his campaign and it became a huge propaganda site. I'll never go there again.

That was Gawker, I think. Unless they're owned by the same company.
Which wouldn't surprise me honestly.

reconciliation
>do you not remember how obamacare was passed?

They didn't turn out the first time to stop this "monster." What makes you think they'll turn out this time?

Any of you guys in these states need to get the word out. I wanna see liberals faces melt when they lose more seats.

Because nobody knew what was in it? I recall the "We have to pass it to know what we're voting for."

>Democrats are going to take back the Senate in 2018.

yeah I highly doubt that

Awww check dat comment section.
YOUR OWN READERS BEGGING YOU TO STOP.

Democrats can only lose seats in the 2018 election

if they win every election congress stays the same

Cracked?

More like Cucked.

>cracked hasn't been good for almost 10 years now

no shit

the left is doubling down on the tactics that lost them this election

>pc intolerance against the white majority

they are gonna lose seats in 2018, not gain them

The Dems won't take back the house in my lifetime, it's so gerrymandered it'd take a civil war to paint it blue, they only ever have a chance to take the senate

>'Member when Cracked was good
Cracked was never good. At it's best it was a second rate version of MAD magazine that you'd only purchase if you had an exceptionally long trip during which you needed to keep occupied.

Can the GOP get a filibuster-proof majority?

>When will the increasingly nervous man start getting less nervous?
>Drumphf won the election. Now he's really fucked!

>Tfw you helped Trump get elected so you can take over the US

Can liberals write anything that isn't preachy fucking horseshit?

What states for Republican?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Senate_elections,_2018

>Massachusetts
I know what i must do
Chief stick in the mud must be voted out

>trump is Hitler for acting less racist
Holy shit senpai link that shit (or an archive). That's hilarious.

It will be interesting to see how PA, WI, MI, WI, OH and IN respond to being called fucking nazis for two years.

You mean that doesn't make you chuckle?

This right here, 2016 was their chance to take the senate and they didn't, they'll probably need to wait another six years to get the chance again. Good thing they ran Hillary Clinton, she absolutely destroyed their turnout.

Anyways the modern Dem coalition doesn't perform well during mid-terms, it's very difficult to get nu-males and minorities engaged and mobilized for local candidates and most of them don't understand how congress works anyways. The last time the Dems did well in mid-terms was 2006, and that was with a good two years of media propaganda building up to it and a much more informed and active voter base than they haven now.

correct me if i'm wrong.

but even if the democrats won bigly, retaining their seats and taking all the republican seats offered, wouldn't that just mean a 50/50 split.


Are they hoping that Mike Pence would break the tie in favor of democrats?

or am i miscounting/missing something about the US senate?

>Tfw you helped Trump get elected so you can take over Ukraine
There you go.

This is straight-up advertising for Cracked and should be banned.

Robert please stop shit posting. It's obvious you are buttmad

twitter.com/robertatcracked/status/796605489081618432

He's not taking over, he's taking it back. Fuck those dirty fucking muslims. Putin will remove kebab

In 2018 there will already be voter ID and massive deportations.

No one cares about the magazine, we're talking about the website. It was pretty good at one point in time.

What fucking kebabs are you on about?
You do realise where Ukraine is, right?

Pretty sure he's talking about the Tatar. I hope he is anyway.

Op is faggot.

Saged

Bumping because you did it wrong. Fucking faggot

Hrm, who am I going to trust, Politico or Cracked?
>nytimes.com/2016/11/17/us/politics/democrats-house-senate.html
The TLDR is, the Democrats could easily get themselves fucked in 2018. The Republicans could easily find themselves with a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate AND control of 75% of state houses. And that would mean they would be able to AMEND THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION. That "general welfare" clause that allows the Democrats to do whatever they want to the country? GONE. The "well regulated militia" clause that they use to justify their "common sense" laws? GONE. Hell, they could get rid of the federal government's authority to tax its citizens if they felt like it.

Wow. What a fucking faggot.

>Tfw they repeal the 19th amendment and SJW dykes get put in their place

The Senate seated this January will be either 51-49 in favor of the republicans or 52-48 in favor of the republicans depending on the result of Louisiana's Dec 10th election.
If Democrats win everything in 2018 they'll end up with a 56 or 57 seat majority.

You people are shit

Democrats don't vote during gubernatorials

if the gop wins everything in 2018 what happens?

>Sweden
>Calling other liberals shit

Your country makes Cracked look like fucking RWDS

I remember when cracked wasn't a piece of shit. Like 2008-2009ish.

Now its completely worthless, none of the authors are even funny.

Comments are freaking hilarious.

>Remember when you could come to Cracked for comedy and a good laugh without the hand wringing and heavy handed allegories? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

Cracked is still around? Lets start posting some ebaums world while we're at it.

Or we could:
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>my literal face when

No they wont

Liberals are notorious for not showing up to midterms. Trumps victory energized Conservatives.

Cracked YES!