United Koninkrijk of Groot Britain en the Nederlands

Union between the UK and the Netherlands when?
>Both expert merchants
>Both brilliant on the seas
>Both based kingdoms
>Both terrible cooks
>Both beat up the Spanish

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sign me up my Frisian cousin

Also both leaving the EU

it happened once before

>Tfw when we start invading non-countries

Apologize for starting the Great Fire of London, you frog bastards.

Yes please. But in serious' people in both nations don't appreciate our past joint accomplishments.

>Both expert merchants
>expert
>merchants

And my axe

>Dutchfags think they will leave the EU

King Billy do it again

>expert merchants

what do you have to offer?

1.) Leave EU
2.) Use dutch construction magic to move the Netherlands away from the continent and across the channel
3.) ?????????
4.) Profit as a new member of the British Isles

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weed and surprising nice syrup wafer biscuit things

Everyone BTFO by Amsterdam and London since forever

Dude weed lmao

alot of the UK already get the same weed and as amazing as Amsterdam is the prices are actually higher. We could just make it legal to smoke here and it would probably stay cheaper or at least not be more expensive then there.

>implying our Great and Noble empires weren't both based on trade

5 months until Geert Wilders is Fuhrer of the Netherlands.

There are other places besides Amsterdam that sell weed Bongbro

>Trusting the Eternal Clog

I liek Dutch bros, but I don't think I'm ready to have a political union with you. Not unless you accept Liz as your monarch.

Let's just be friends?

>pic related

good enough
youre probably one of the few countries i tolerate on the continent, thats probably because ive never met a dutch person

nice history as well

It'll happen, but not how you expect. The current alliance in mind is UK-USA-RU against the EU and arab world. The red, white, and blue alliance. By heavy memes we will slowly absorb more and more red white & blue countries, in the following order:

>France
>AUS & NZ
>Netherlands
>Iceland
>Norway
>Chile will request entry and be denied
>South Korea
>Balkans we be overtaken by a separate RWB alliance of Slovenia, Croatia, & Slovakia. The ensuing nation will join and be our front against the middle east and EU.

No offence, but most Dutch are feminist, far left, Socialist garbage. You have more in common with the French, the Swedes and the Krauts tbqh.

Get us out the EU and Liz is our new monarch desu. We gave you the Glorious Revolution, now it's your turn

>the Eternal Clog
kek

No, but in all seriousness, please don't conquer us again Dutchbros. We try and pretend the first one didn't happen to assuage our egos.

shut up bruv

>Chile will request entry and be denied

Kek. But are you sure? Their expertise in Red removal could be useful

yeah but that is where you go on holiday for the experience. I liked it and would go again but weed here is most of the time just as good and cheaper. nothing beats sitting on the canals in daylight enjoying the quaint sights and having a smoke though.

>Union between the UK and the Netherlands when?
1688 wunnit?

The Dutch are pretty much Germans without the autism, aka Anglos but still on the continent

Why not mix our royal houses and enter into a trade union to cuck the EU?

REEEEEEEEE

>Sup Forums didn't think brexit would happen
>Sup Forums thinking another country leaving the EU won't happen

We have RU for red removal, nobody hates communism more than the birthplace of that cancer after going through chemo.

>some of the most prosperous cities in Europe in the middle ages
>basically invent the stock market and modern capitalism
>glorious naval heritage
>help us BTFO the Spanish at Gibraltar
>Have Germanic language similar to English
>Trading Empire

Dutch are probably my favourite continentals desu

>I am Sup Forums

Well thank you

This.

Any young Dutch princesses that /our George/ could marry when he's older?

>communist party second largest party
Not so sure about that bud

can meme magic make the future king redpilled?

Heheh you deserved it for en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holmes's_Bonfire

Take your pick from pic related. They look kinda autistic imo.

yes please

He like his generation will undoubtedly stumble onto Sup Forums in the future

>le happy medic
fuck off

I AM GROOT

My family united two dutch houses during world war two, if you catch my drift.

It's why I'm here now.

Fucking love the Dutch and their country.

I meant to say united with a Dutch house* kek

Maybe when they hit 16 they'll be hot.

Kek

Life's good here

I support it in principle, but it gives us a land border with the EU...

Give that man a referendum!

why are there so many swisscucks that shill for the EU on Sup Forums, please end yourself

>dutch and stuck in germany

It is a special kind of suffering.

We will reclaim your Boer lands and restore Rhodesia, Dutchfriends.

United Kingdom minus Scotland perhaps, the Scots are still upset about that time we overthrew our Scottish king for a Dutch Prince

>what is ireland

he already is redpilled

youtube.com/watch?v=yha0OCAOw8E

we could use our water magic to become an island

>Scots thinking they matter

We just love watching the fire from the mountains

But Chile were good to us during the Falklands

Nigels : Cucking themselves to foreigners for centuries.

OP, I fixed your flag and replaced the Scots with the Welsh.

You can always trust the Welsh.

You're right, Chile have been bro tier with us, going even further back too
>Best South American Ally

This is a great idea.

Your ties are old and deep, and Dutch is actually really close to English even.

That would be a really great union

>Scots
>Relevant

thinks that didn't happen. James was a Catholic and not even supported by the vast majority Scotland.

Lrn2History

Mfw Farage will come here when there's a referendum and arouse the masses

all the dutch people i have ever met have been very nice, you guys are bros but you need to leave the eu and come chill with us switzerland and norway

As a half-dutch, half-Anglo, I love the idea too.

The Dutch were the only Merchants not to be expelled from Japan during the Sakoku era because they didn't shill their religion like the Portuguese.

We want to love you Germany but you're endangering yourself and everyone around you

britteeth + toothpaste = match made in heaven?

You what mate?

youtube.com/watch?v=zsOPSjjIQ_c

Soon Boet.

Naval master races unite

There's always a based Ruskie on threads. Thank you!

Scotland is the Moldova of the British Isles.

dont forget portugal then

R8 Groot-Nedermarken

Future projects:
>building a wall to keep out Walloons
>installing Oresund naval blockade against future Swedish refugees
>drain half of the north sea for lebensraum & farmland

>Moldova

Who?

Nobody is saying Britain is rightful Dutch clay though

If you lend us Are Nige to help based Geert it will happen!

Looks more like an England/Ireland union flag

>Both beat up the Spanish
>UK: yes
>Netherlands: pic related

Exactly.

Landverrader.

De boeren oorlog zal nooit worden vergeten.

Kek it was written in the stars

TRIFECTA
also fuck spain

not dutch clay, but I approve of adding Denmark to our new Alliance.

Oh and don't forget the Welsh.

It is so strange here. Everyone I am talking to is sick of all the shit going on. Refugees, Muslims, incompetent leftwing politics you name it. But as soon as you mention anything like AfD or something right-wing they all go "Eh, I doubt that would be needed." or "Let us not go that far.".

LETS LAY THE DOGGERBANK DRY.
FOR LIFEROOM.

It's a mixture of the flag of the Kingdom of England and Wales, used mainly during Henry VIIIths reign when he made the union official.

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Yes, you can put your skills of living below the waterline to the test again

please not all of us are like that
i love nigel ;_;