Dangers of Meme Magic

Ever since I started jokingly "praising kek" I've noticed my life has been steadily getting worse. Is God punishing me for dabbling in the occult? The meme magic is working but at what cost? Should Sup Forums be a christian board?

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nonsense, you've convinced yourself meme magic will make it worse, and through the power of the arcane, you've made it happen

do not praise kek jokingly, do it with love, with hope, with mirth, and you will be rewarded.

But no, for real, you need to do something to subconsciously persuade yourself things will improve and via cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias, things will appear to improve, and likely ACTUALLY improve as well. Feeling successful is the best road to success.

Praise kek, user, for kek is you, he is inside you, he is the subroutines of your brain you have no direct control over but determine everything you do. He is the froggy personification of chance and luck and probability.
Praise kek, and be free.

You thought worshipping the God of Chaos will bring you prosperity and happiness?
The price was your fortune.
The price was your sanity.
The price was your soul.
PRAISE

Digits itt decide what happens to op

I'll start.
>Prosperous life , three kids one become a stripper whore

He becomes even more of a faggot.

>tfw I unironically more and more think that Kek and Cthulhu are just different names for the same power

not possible, way to waste your roll

despair, insanity, murder and death by autoerotic asphixya

Really?

Christianity? What the fuck has that done for us?

God has abandoned white civilisation, that much we know.

Ok then how about you stay an immense faggot but a deep unending dread over the effects it's having on your mind and body will set in

How about Leafs get genocided?

No the bible is fucking retarded.

Ginsburg will pass from natural causes and Trump gets to add another Supreme Court Justice, take a look for yourselves

It is.
And it's time.

We know about meme magic, but right now we're just blindly using it to gain digits and make shit happen, how do we fully harness it's full power?

Kek is actually pleased, he's just a mischievious wildcard and does as he pleases.

alright pal first one to get some digits wins

no, not literally anyway

Enjoy the eternal lake of fire leaf.

>worshiping a false idol

>not worshiping the one true living God

Nothing a little prayer, repentance and humble pie can't fix user. Now that the forces of darkness are in disarray, you should come join the light side and be blessed.

This is a hollow victory, in retrospect

just embrace the pain man
that's the best we have to do at this point

Been meaning to tell all i guys you shouldnt play with fire nd reapect the one true Infinite creator , stop making false idols. No fucking frog made anything happen it was the colective of our consciousness and the energy put into said goal.
Tldr;stop worshipping a cartoon frog.

do you really think a god of CHAOS will help you bring your stupid Order?
this is a game you're going to lose.
Chaos will prevail.

Magical thinking is bad.
Neither Keke or God are real.
Trump did not win because of reddit or Sup Forums. trump won because old white people got sick of everyone else's shit and came out to vote.

>Becomes more and more insane
>One day he has an accident and looses all memories
>He builds a new happy life
>Years passes and suddenly everything comes back to him
>He shoots a school while screaming something about a chaos frog god
>Nobody understands

He gets mugged and raped by a big, burly Asian tranny.

its always darkest before dawn lad

dont forget to praise him

>meme novice has not made the connection between kek and a collective consciousness

the cartoon frog is an easily digested gateway into the untapped powers of the mind
coupled with the brief feeling of 'success' at getting repeating numbers, you get a temporary ability to shape the world as long as you have enough power

Maybe next time you should have worshipped a God of Wisdom/Enlightenment/Knowledge instead of one that brings about only Chaos.

Too late user

All you can do now is move forward and dive deeper in the profoundness of MEME MAGIC aka CIGAM EMEM


Enjoy swimming in a like of fire, soon-to-be-burned leaf

mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

Really? I've just noticed I keep learning more and more about the seedy underbelly of the ruling class and it's been slowly driving me more and more bananas

never felt better tbqh

Oh i get it, by aome of these fools are literally thinking its the cartoon frog, which is false and worship of an idol.

International Standard Version
You are to have no other gods besides me.
"You shall not make for yourself an idol"
God is really serious about this one.

It's been the opposite for me, OP.

I guess that's why He's the God of Chaos.

>"You shall not make for yourself an idol"
>God is really insecure about this one

ftfy

Kek is chaos. It is the dark and the light.

Listen to You may be meming misfortune into your life

Either way you cannot remove negativity completely. And winter is coming. But in the spring we will be born new

>by aome

I hope that was "but some". The symbol of Pepe is no less valid than the symbol of the cross. Neither have any real significance, it's just an easily associated symbol with some relation to the religion.

Please, open your mind. Stop worrying about the "how" of it all.

Proceed at own risk

Don't worship false idles.
The movement was a Christian movement.

Don't fuck around with the occult if you know what is good for you. Even ironically fucking around with the occult.

OP goes to assassinate Trump, but gets blacked instead. Many such cases.

Sin is its own punishment. As St Augustine said, "To turn away from You is to fall, to turn towards You is to get back up, to remain in You is to have sure support."

You're like the Prodigal son, offering husks to pigs (which represent demons and false Gods, among other things) while going hungry yourself.. But it's never too late.

>"Do not give dogs what is holy; do not throw your pearls before swine. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and then turn and tear you to pieces. "

>"Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; he who seeks finds; and to him who knocks, the door will be opened to you."

>"...I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent."

mom sexes dogs

>"I think if the devil doesn't exist, but man has created him, he has created him in his own image and likeness."

Ivan is really serious about this one

Only one way to find out OP; kill yourself.

Then you look at the original text, and it reads
>You shall have no other gods before me

There was a strong and successful movement in early Christianity to get that reworked into "no other gods at all," since most of the pagans they were converting were basically just adding God into their existing pantheons.

>OP dies when his back snaps trying to suck himself off. He succeeds, but his family finds him dead with his own dick in his mouth. They try to move him into a more dignified position so the medical examiner doesn't find him like that, but rigor mortis has already set in, so everyone that sees his corpse see's him self-sucking. One particularly curious mortuary worker finds themselves pondering if it was worth it, tries over many months to get that flexible, until it the same thing happens to him in another city. This leads to another mortuary worker doing the same thing, eventually causing a never-ending curse of mortuary-self-sucker deaths. Eventually it becomes a bit of an urban legend, started by OP, to instil fear into those who start working at mortuaries.

you don't try to achieve your goals through order, it's going to be through a chaotic, random sequence of events - you can do it though.

...

Good luck OP

He gets blacked by a leaf

Chaos is the natural state if things whether you like it or not

lel

It is Kek testing your loyalty

The occult isn't bad, anymore than owing a gun is bad.
It's all about how you use it.
If you fuck around with a gun, you get hurt. Same with meme magic.
But if you use the occult the ways you use a gun (for protection, safety, and carefully with good intentions) you will be fine

People hate magic because only the evil in this world acknowledge it exists and they use it very well. Once we start using it for healing and light, then we can actually start fighting back.

Canada on fire today

You fucking monster, you just ruined OPs life. Good job senpai.

so sorry op

Flag is appropriate

THE QUADS HAVE SPOKEN. PRAISE KEK

My life has gotten a bit better with Kek. It helps if you really believe instead of just frogposting.

DAHNALD!

So what would be some examples of using the occult for the light?

same here, I feel like this year has brought me a deeper level of self awareness that I had been seeking for a long time
also remember the power of intention

Your problem is you were praising KEK jokingly.

Praise him with passion, praise him because he's real and not because you're joking about him being real.

Shadilay, Brother! Praise KEK! youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

I mean I think if, in your heart, you know you are kidding, than no God is not punishing you. Daily trials and tribulations that you think are getting in the way of your "life" are actually just what we call "living".

This being said, I never got behind the kek joke or meme magic thing, our impact on this election as a message board has been minuscule. I think it is best not to get into the whole murky waters of idol worship, even if it is in jest. some people were actually serious.

this is what you get for doubting KEK, op

God is just an advanced form of kek. He tells you not to have idols because then he loses your praise and your meme magic.

Canada pls

Create new meme

>9696
OK.

Be careful. I've been jokingly praising KeK and I noticed life moved on as normal.

Healing magic, spiritual awakening, advanced technology in line with nature, protection spells against demonic/dark entities, superpowers for the common good, seeing the future, talking to angels and heavenly spirits, literally manifesting new realities

Further proof that Kek isn't on your side OP. Only God is on the side of Man:

>"In the beginning was the Word: the Word was with God and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning. Through him all things came into being, not one thing came into being except through him. What has come into being in him was life, life that was the light of men; the light light shines in darkness, and darkness could not overcome it."

if this vast sea of minds were more focused, great things could be accomplished

Should I go to /x/ to read up more on these things?

meant for

White civilisation abandoned God, not the other way around

Holy fuck

maybe these changes in your life are ultimately for the best? perhaps you have formed some unhealthy attachments. the old must fall away in order for the new to take hold.

Rollan to ball gag and fuck my high school waifu.

>We know about meme magic

You fool, we barely understand it. What we are doing is asking KEK to grant us his power and use meme magic for us. We can't use meme magic, not yet. We need to start understanding what meme magic truly is before we can start using it.

SHADILAY

Whatsoever ye do, do all the glory of God. The second commandment refers to the worship we are to render to the Lord our God. It is forbidden to make any image or picture of the Deity, in any form, or for any purpose; or to worship any creature, image, or picture. But the spiritual import of this command extends much further. All kinds of superstition are here forbidden, and the using of mere human inventions in the worship of God. The third commandment concerns the manner of worship, that it be with all possible reverence and seriousness. All false oaths are forbidden.

Your monopoly of digits is getting out of hand.

once again kek proves his is the chaos

THE LEAF RISES

Fate worse than death.

deez digitz proclaim the victory of deez digits.

/x/ focuses more on the darker and more material aspects of magic, though they do have good basic information on how to get started

if you are genuine, merely hold the intention of using light magic to improve your life and the lives of others and the information will come to you when you are ready. It sounds cliche but "when the student is ready, the master will show"