Brit/pol/ - We Must Be Mad Edition

>required watching - newfags fucking click
youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM
youtube.com/watch?v=TpP-n9Oqj-Y
youtube.com/watch?v=MWHPJ8hO-ZM

>Snoopers Charter Passed
zdnet.com/article/snoopers-charter-expansive-new-spying-powers-becomes-law/

>Are Nige for Peerage
news.sky.com/story/is-ukips-nigel-farage-in-line-for-a-peerage-10659541
>throwback to Nigel not DARING TO DREAM
news.sky.com/story/farage-dismisses-peerage-claims-saying-it-will-never-happen-10638240

>Tories threaten to take power away from House of Lords if it stalls Brexit
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-house-of-lords-delay-theresa-may-article-50-vote-parliament-a7422731.html

>British woman 'arrested in Dubai after reporting rape
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38013351

>Sinking Sturgeon faces growing calls to RESIGN over shambolic Brexit threats
express.co.uk/news/uk/733523/Nicola-Sturgeon-called-on-to-resign-over-SNP-sleaze-and-Brexit-threats

>Sir David Attenborough receiving death threats over Donald Trump comment
standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/sir-david-attenborough-receiving-death-threats-over-donald-trump-comment-a3398321.html

>UK charity warns tourists in Dubai not to report rape after woman who was 'gang raped' arrested
independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/rape-victim-dubai-united-arab-emirates-uae-extra-marital-sex-report-detained-in-dubai-police-charity-a7422326.html

>Sturgeon sunk by Ruth Davidson during fiery FMQs
express.co.uk/news/uk/733376/Ruth-Davidson-Nicola-Sturgeon-FMQs-Scotland

>Tornadoes hit Wales and Midlands
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38016701

>Petition to increase defence spending as Donald Trump calls for NATO allies to do more.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/172383

Other urls found in this thread:

thesun.co.uk/living/2204177/virtuous-paedophile-is-not-ashamed-of-being-sexually-attracted-to-children-as-young-as-three-because-he-doesnt-act-on-his-desires/
youtube.com/watch?v=jiEG_DRNkJo
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

How much of a self-hating deluded coward do you have to be to vote against your natural-born countrymen, who across Scotland voted YES for their independence, but were held back by a foreign intrusion of English and European voters?

Do you honestly think Scotland is an equal partner in some fantastical utopian union? Are you daft? The English now seek to destroy yet more of Scotland's presence in the Commons by decreasing their MP count, in addition to excluding them to voting on matters which affect the vast majority of the supposed 'united' kingdom.

Alas, I am counting on your cuckolded weak-at-the-knees mental illness, which will no doubt help you to justify the pairing of the population of Scotland - ~4-5 million ethnic Scotsmen and women, with the 50-60 million English and Europeans throughout this disunited island - an equal pairing of numbers which inevitably leads to an inequitable share of decision-making clout - treating a whole country as no more than a province in a 'better together' fantasy in which decisions are ruled by a southern majority, alien in race and in heritage to the true northerners.

You advocate the political enslavement of an entire nation - SCOTLAND - purely on a summation of the vote tally, not accounting for the incompatible differences between us true natural-born Scots and our culturally dissimilar neighbours.

Fuck.
Couldn't post in last thread on time

Sorry lads

Tunnocks Teacakes desu.

LADS I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY PORN HISTORY

LITERALLY MAD

what have you been watching?

You been looking for Diane Abbot on rule 34 lad?

Why do all the christmas adverts have a mixed race/all black couple?

> tfw we're finally living in fascist Britain
> tfw Naziboos finally got their way

GET HYPE

what's this about you lads getting strung up in prison for posting Karen?

Reminder of tonight's viewing on BBC One from 22:45:

>David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Stirling. The panellists are: Conservative MP Kwasi Kwarteng, Labour's former Europe minister Chris Bryant MP, the SNP's John Nicolson MP, the editor of MoneyWeek magazine Merryn Somerset Webb and co-founder of the Radical Independence Campaign Cat Boyd.

>Andrew Neil is joined by Liz Kendall and Michael Portillo to review the political week. They are joined by Tom Walker, known as the political satirist Jonathan Pie, looking at what Donald Trump's election win means for left. Loose Women host and Sun journalist Jane Moore rounds up the week in a film. And the film maker John Ronson talks empathy in the spotlight section.

tl;dr don't bother turning on your telly until 23:45

Why? What would come of it, there must be a million+ people that have looked at disgusting shit.

Glorious fighting comrade! Spanish-based Scotposter here.. my phone still runs trough a UK server

got a VPN lads but I can't post on the chans, anyway around this?

in fact I really do hope the English continue to marginalise us, blindly giving us more powers in Holyrood at the expense of reducing our presence in the ENGLISH-dominated parliament in Westminster.

I've not even touched upon a whole host of other issues of contention which undermine your delusional nostalgic 'Bri-ish' fantasy: for example the draining of talent and educated men and women from their Scottish homeland to the English cities in the south - a fact corroborated in modern times (e.g. university student destinations) and historically by Daniel Foe (the presbyterian English refugee) who noted the decline of the incomparable Scottish industrial activity pre-union.

Oh! And not to mention the cultural genocide which is currently occurring across Scotland, as English foreigners scuttle across the border in droves, seeking out our bustling economy and our mostly homogenous population: a stark contrast to their multicultural lands, proof of their weakness and inability to defend their way of life, and culture - or lack thereof.

It's going to be something about muh joke ox trial, don't get excited

Are you a nonce?

How come you're on holiday but sat shitposting online all day?

Can someone chuck us a link to do with this new porn internet history thing lads are shitting themselves over

Sounds like exaggeration tbqh

Milo trending on Twitter. Seems that they interviewed him on Channel 4 News and, as you well know, interviewing right-wingers on a news programme is a disgusting act.

t. nonce

>jonathan pie
>loose women host
>muh empathy
This Week shaping up to be shit.

Lads I've still got videos saved of evalion poking herself off and I can't find them to save my life

This is how it ends I guess

>tfw we are now in a universe where Very is the last outpost against the shitskins

its in the OP.

"snoopers charter"

Nothing will happen unless you're a filthy nonce in which case you deserve whatever happens to you

>Snoopers charter passed

Does this mean the police will know about the gay M rated anime fan fictions that I have been reading? Will they also know I low key browse every now and then? How fucked i'm I lads?

No pedo shit but fucked up stuff none the less.
Mainly extreme porn and graphic videos e.g. murders etc.

Are you racist or something?

>tfw you mostly wank off to softcore matures in lingerie

Don't know what that says about my psyche but I'm not complaining. Probably better than drawn weeb shit or 4K HD BDSM skullfucking.

Lmao get a load of this nonce!
thesun.co.uk/living/2204177/virtuous-paedophile-is-not-ashamed-of-being-sexually-attracted-to-children-as-young-as-three-because-he-doesnt-act-on-his-desires/

not him but
Yes.

Also the way the Snooper's charter works is they store details in case of an investigation, so unless you do some shit that gets you investigated by the police anyway nothing will ever happen.

Not just the Xmas adds laddie, most of British TV is that way

it was just a question, why imply judgement?

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>tfw wank off to hot chicks talking softly as they try on varying panties
She's so fit though, fuck

Snooper's charter can get me for what they want, I'm guilty.

United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland and The Netherlands when? Peacefully integrated that is, I am fond of the Dutch.

The problem is you don't get to choose what gets you investigated.

what the fuck is wrong with you people
it's a year FROM THE DATE THE LAW IS PASSED
how the fuck are they supposed to keep data retroactively, you fucking dunce

There was a Law and Order episode about a guy like that once
Ended up getting his head smashed in by that tall detective with a receding hairline

Would watch again

>Oh! And not to mention the cultural genocide which is currently occurring across Scotland, as English foreigners scuttle across the border in droves, seeking out our bustling economy and our mostly homogenous population: a stark contrast to their multicultural lands, proof of their weakness and inability to defend their way of life, and culture - or lack thereof.

lmao good one 8/10 your all smakkeads in scotland m8

>bustling economy

He kinda looks like Chrischan come to think of it.

Did you ever?

Fuck off stoner.

It's an interesting topic because if he doesn't act on it, is it that bad?

I suppose the issue is trusting him to not act on it. Also what kind of an idiot would agree to say so publicly, with photos taken..

Someone post the two pints and I'm enoch powell meme

'no'

Nipples protruding very disrespectful

Atleast we're turning more authoritarian by the day so it's not all bad tbqh

Back to the gulags with you Ivan.

Since when have you had the power to choose what gets you investigated?

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>Implying they don't already keep it

What's wrong with just being best buds?

They're not illegal to watch ya retard.

Plus, they only hold your browsing history for a year. I'm assuming they can only begin that process from today.

>The law will force internet providers to record every internet customer's top-level web history in real-time for up to a year
>Not only that, the law also gives the intelligence agencies the power to hack into computers and devices of citizens
Orwell is spinning in his grave

Reminder to vote Yes in indyref2

Implying that the Government wasn't already logging everything or that they didn't have the ability to monitor all your asses before.

lmao

I'm in Stirling...fuck didn't know this was here

reminder to fuck off

We aren't on the side of authority though, unless you're a cuckservative.

Well yes, of course. which is why this sudden hysteria is so fucking embarrassing: some people here are so naive and ill-informed

How can white pensioners even compete.

Authoritarian left, if this was authoritarian right then half of Brit/pol/ would be celebrating and calling the other half cucked.

I one day hope this madness of a surveillance state will end, its insanity that we've allowed this to happen

I can't wait to see you have a go at it on you're own. You'll be begging to come back but we'll release we were even better off without you useless cunts

>Tom Walker, known as the political satirist Jonathan Pie

le ebin left wing shouty angry man

As someone in the previous thread
It is now legal though
So they can use what they find to put you away in public court

>Implying the authoritarian right wouldn't pass a law like this

GCHQ currently have a rolling buffer of all internet and communications traffic over the last 72 hours, so they can search for shit like imminent plots.

The difference is that evidence is now admissible in court where it wasn't before.

Oi what's a good vpn which allows me to post on Sup Forums

Anyone watching Newsnight?

>Obama sucking Merkels cock
>BBC saying Germany is going to be dominant in Europe

lmfao we back to our old doctrine of destroying Europe again? Can't fucking wait

>Not only that, the law also gives the intelligence agencies the power to hack into computers and devices of citizens
I was already really paranoid about this before. I have duct tape on my mic and webcam. One step ahead lads.

Depends on what you mean by 'acting on it'
If he's supporting the child porn industry or facilitating or encouraging the behaviour of other degenerates then yes, it absolutely is that bad

If he was really as 'virtuous' and benign as he's claiming to be he would be keeping his head down, trying to live a normal life and staying as far away from kids as possible
Yet here he is talking to international media with intent to normalise his behaviour and with it the behaviour of more proactive nonces

Still scum

>Implying they won't just sell the country to foreigners and fuck our borders up

I'd like to know too please lads

> implying we live in a free country

"Extreme pornography" is actually illegal. I know one example is porn depicting rapes. You'd have to look into the complete list of what they count as "extreme."

They would but you would get a knock on the door for jew memes.

This bill is capture me, but they'll never find me

I am the hacker known as 4chins

Lads I searched for evidence that the holocaust was a lie into google a few months ago. How long until the rozzers smash my door down?

Anything upwards from just wanking over his own imagination is what I'd consider 'acting', so child porn etc.

I'm honestly mainly baffled by his motives to go public more than anything. Why is he doing that? If he kept it to himself no-one surely would know, unless he took it further.

>Join up with Murrika
>Get France out of the EU
>make friends with Russia
>Germany now has no allies with nukes, none of its own either
Well, it's been nice knowing you, krauts

Only if they were pro-jew memes, surely.

But most cunts here are worried about the porn not the racism, so you'd be equally fucked in that case.

Think that's legal here

You have 6 million seconds goy.

youtube.com/watch?v=jiEG_DRNkJo

you a /working class hero/ lads?

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what the fuck is this?

Anybody listening to LBC right now?

Ian Collins is pretty good. Just had James Delingpole on.

Talking about racism against whites in the next hour.

Just but a balaclava on while you browse.

Also keep your tactical spork ready by the back door, as well as in your chosen tactical location.

I keep mine taped to the underside of my toilet tank.

Lets see em tackle my plastic spork.

The Uk has no law against holocaust denial (denying the holocaust is still retarded).

At what point was Britain still salvageable?

Stop posting the same fucking reaction in every thread you avatar fagging cunt

Jesus fuck weebs need to neck themselves, they're making the country worse

Those are illegal to make in the Uk, not to watch in the Uk.

Just seen a reddit post that says having fucked 5 different men in a 5 year period is restrained and timid. How do we fix the roastie problem in the West?

>tfw not even a hug for 3 years

Around 1939.