why don't you play poker yet, Sup Forums?
>most red-pilled game
>be your own boss
>beat degenerates and take their hard earned money
why don't you play poker yet, Sup Forums?
>most red-pilled game
>be your own boss
>beat degenerates and take their hard earned money
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but user gambling IS degenerate
poker isn't really gambling, it's a skill game :^)
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a game of skill where you are wagering money, thus rendering it literally gambling :^)
only by the literal definition or if you're a UIGEA shill
>not playing poker
>earning mad bucks
Why play poker if you can make a bot that beats medium (and high in the near future) stakes PLO?
Anyhow good luck with your silly lonely life grinding tourneys behind a desk, not contributing to society other than spending you opponents rent and vacation money..
link me to your bot
i want to quit MTTs :(
You have to make one yourself, using fancy math algorithms n shit, crazy amount of compute etc
You're a drain on society. What you do is barely more noble than straight up theft.
>claims to be red pilled game
>full of degenerates easily parted with their shekels
Sage
he gets money from dumbasses making them work for 10-20 years longer
>unproductive
I play Texas hold 'em
[spoiler]in Puzzle Pirates[/spoiler]
Pic related, keeps me able to play for coming into 4 days now with maybe 3 hours of sleep between them
And his point still stands. The only way you can possibly be defending this is if you're a degenerate gambler
how much time do you spend playing?
Are you this Lovecraft-looking neet?
youtube.com
If so, that's some pro assholery.
My nigga
Who /ultimateinpuzzlepiratespoker/ here
whenever i want, if MTTs sessions are usually 12 hours
Emerald ocean?
I'm like able probably, I lose a lot because I never follow the rules I set, which are usually what's posted here because I can't think for myself and am a tool.
what stakes? looks like 50-250$?
Whats your hourly?
I admit I gamble. The thing is, I win more than I lose. I play Texas Hold Em for money in casinos and other gambling spots.
I dont play like others do. Ive been asked to leave casinos because sometimes I know to go all in on the first bet.
All the casinos I've been to, which is maybe 2 - 4 tops, never have it unless it's digital, and even then it's like deuces wild or some damn thing as opposed to just plain texas hold 'em.
Getting asked to leave is a goal that I (and my mother) have, but it has to be in Vegas. I only gamble around the Chiraq area tbqhwyf
Huge waste of life and I don't have the patience to sit there and fucking fold 20 hands and win one
I enjoy fucking around with stocks alot more
are you a /biz/nessman?
do you hop on their robinhood meme stocks?
I made maybe $20 profit after investing $150 or so. I pulled it all out after that because I don't know jack about anything.
love the b$11 or bb's, and any mtt up to 5k
>5k
Oy Vey, the risk of losing so much money is anudda shoah!
this was the last big online tounament with that buy-in
WCOOP 2016: llJaYJaYll dominates, earns $1.5 million for Main Event victory (Event #78, $5,000 NL Hold'em Main Event)
WCOOP-78 ($5,000 NL Hold'em Main Event) results
Total entries: 2,091 (1,772 entries, 319 re-entries)
Prize pool: $10,052,879.79
Places paid: 224
1. llJaYJaYll (Germany) $1,517,541.25
2. 0409479 (United Kingdom) $1,101,278.90
3. R_Scientist (United Kingdom) $799,196.90
4. Gambler4444 (Austria) $579,976.77
5. axtipitos_86 (Austria) $420,888.94
6. Olorionek (Poland) $305,439.66
7. uknowProsky* (Netherlands) $221,656.95
8. gorodski (Malta) $160,856.12
9. deadfizh (Finland) $116,733.03
when you have millions or are staked, it softens the blow
nice results! respect
too bad I am not patient enough
lack of endurance and probably not skilled enough
I tend to take a long break after a downswing
This.
Pure-chance gambling (slot machines) is degenerate as fuck; poker (among others) has a component of chance, but it's mostly a game of skill.
Gambling is just like investing; you can win with chance, but not consistently enough to really make money.
Starting a business requires an investment and it's success is largely luck-dependent; is entrepreneurship gambling?