Brit/pol/ - GCHQ edition

>Snoopers Charter Passed
zdnet.com/article/snoopers-charter-expansive-new-spying-powers-becomes-law/

>Are Nige for Peerage
news.sky.com/story/is-ukips-nigel-farage-in-line-for-a-peerage-10659541
>throwback to Nigel not DARING TO DREAM
news.sky.com/story/farage-dismisses-peerage-claims-saying-it-will-never-happen-10638240

>Tories threaten to take power away from House of Lords if it stalls Brexit
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-house-of-lords-delay-theresa-may-article-50-vote-parliament-a7422731.html

>British woman 'arrested in Dubai after reporting rape
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38013351

>Sinking Sturgeon faces growing calls to RESIGN over shambolic Brexit threats
express.co.uk/news/uk/733523/Nicola-Sturgeon-called-on-to-resign-over-SNP-sleaze-and-Brexit-threats

>Sir David Attenborough receiving death threats over Donald Trump comment
standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/sir-david-attenborough-receiving-death-threats-over-donald-trump-comment-a3398321.html

>UK charity warns tourists in Dubai not to report rape after woman who was 'gang raped' arrested
independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/rape-victim-dubai-united-arab-emirates-uae-extra-marital-sex-report-detained-in-dubai-police-charity-a7422326.html

>Sturgeon sunk by Ruth Davidson during fiery FMQs
express.co.uk/news/uk/733376/Ruth-Davidson-Nicola-Sturgeon-FMQs-Scotland

>Tornadoes hit Wales and Midlands
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38016701

>Petition to increase defence spending as Donald Trump calls for NATO allies to do more.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/172383

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38013351
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/172942/sponsors/FXELrxscnmyUiUnuQ4Uu
change.org/p/british-mps-make-the-government-repeal-the-new-snooper-s-charter
petition.parliament.uk/help#standards
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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anime is not for nonces

Already a thread famalam.

Ok lads I made it but to get it published I need to forward it to 5 people. What are your emails??

This one was made first.

This one was posted first you nonce.

Agreed.
Posted mine first "famalam"

>Face-sitting is banned

Why?

does it let you use mailinators?

I'm not posting my actual email to Brit/pol/

if it comes to it I'll make a throwaway just for this

>>>British woman 'arrested in Dubai after reporting rape
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38013351

That article leaves a lot out.
She basically went back to a hotel or something with 2 other guys who then allegedly raped her or had sex with her.
The fact taht she went back to a bedroom with them basically means that she was intending on having sex with them, thus cheating on her husband, which is illegal in Dubai.

Once you understand that, the story becomes much less a story of a girl being raped and more a story of a woman cheating on her partner.

How did the charter even get passed after failing through Parliament twice?

Why does May have such a hard-on for surveillance while is a liberal cuck on social issues at the same time?

I want to leave to burgerland lads, at least they have funs.

On the gov website? Don't need emails, you just need to share the petition with us so we can sign it. Then it gets verified, then finallly goes public.

>I'm done with this country tbqh.

Come home crumpet man.

Literally never a dull moment here.

It's rude to put your arsehole on a woman's face.

I have no idea but you can still watch it as long as it isn't made by a British company/producer.

I didn't know This Week allowed swearing.

They made an amendment saying MP's are exempt

Ok i'll post the link. I'm concerned about privacy so I used a fake name when filling out the petition. Can I do that?
>petition.parliament.uk/petitions/172942/sponsors/FXELrxscnmyUiUnuQ4Uu

Yeah no

I'm not about out of the frying pan into the fire. It's paki's here and niggers over there, you lot aren't much better. And in many cases, your country is already New Africa.

>A BLACK PRESIDENT
>A FUCKING FENCE

>If you were to film your gf placing her arse on your face and later upload it to pornhub it is a criminal offense

utter tory lunacy

can't make it up, we need to bring this issue up with our Nige

I fear all the west is to follow suit.
>Ib4 Trump
He is in for 4 years after they will be back.

Oh, I know that.

I just wanted people to post in my thread anyway. Fuck this thread desu.

Islam is the most conservative ideology I can think of, and yet leftists want to import it here so badly.

Even if the country goes to shit, we can look forward to feminists enduring true oppression and degenerates getting brutally murdered as a silver lining.

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>Can I do that?
I should assume so?

Do they check?
Fucking Christ.

>Brit/pol/ tries to be productive

You underestimate how much contempt politicians have for people.

>Can I do that?
Not sure, we'll find out if it gets rejected.

what?

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This is the big story that was embargoed until midnight

>doubting

That just makes us stronger.

Can you share the Karen brit/pol/ picture please.

EVERYONE SIGN THIS:

>petition.parliament.uk/petitions/172942/sponsors/FXELrxscnmyUiUnuQ4Uu

alright signed up as a supporter

The black population in America is decreasing, unlike the paki population here, it`s the amigos that won`t fuck off.

The more something damages the West, the more the Left will support it. That is their primary objective. What comes afterwards is lost on them.

>Futurama IRL

that one doesnt even have the snoopers carter, you stone cold failure of an op.

What a fucking idiot.

Also a bitch can freeze herself but I can't film myself spanking a woman, what is this country.

They will have torrenting dead in the UK in a year.

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what the fuck?

Nice one lad

you cant use a false name.

we've been here befroe and anaon had his petition rejected.

This one?

Islamism is used as a biological weapon, by pretty much most countries.

We use Islamists as tools to destroy our enemies, whether it's Assad in Syria or Russia in Afghanistan. Assad and Iran use Islamist groups like Hezbollah and Hamas as weapons to attack Israel. Israel in turn supports AQ to attack Assad.

Leftists hate western civilisation, they use Islamism to attack it.

Has UKIP became more popular the last month? How are they doing?

>First the porn restrictions
>Now snoopers charter
I'm so fucking sick of Tories and this piece of shit country. Now I regret Brexit, because I can't move to a more redpilled EU country

I'll be fine its close enough

Moving to Finland to enjoy freedom and es energy drinks lads

Thanks senpai

corrct, together with most other medium to vanilla fetishes.

as far as may is concerned

>missionary, sole purposes etc.

The vingegar titted witch seriously thinks she can tell us how to shag

>a country in the EU
>redpilled

>because I can't move to a more redpilled EU country
You can literally leave right now.

UKIP are meme-tier without Nige.

The Queen swore to uphold Christianity and defend it, and parliament passed a law a few years ago stating that Islam has the same respect and power as Christianity. Single mothers. This country is dying. We have no guns. We have no privacy. House prices are fucking ridiculous. Universities are pointless. Children aren't taught about this country's history, laws, religion, they are taught about America's history, and the holocaust. They aren't taught beautiful English poetry, they are programmed for tests. Divorce rates incredibly high. Being pro-life is now seen as radical. Sup Forums has been flooded by newfags and they haven't left yet. QT was shit. Job is shit. Need to take my dog to the vet but haven't got the money. Life just shit tbqh.

COME ON LADS I NEED 3 MORE SIGNATURES AND THEN IT WILL BE PUBLISHED WHERE IT CAN GETS LOADS

>petition.parliament.uk/petitions/172942/sponsors/FXELrxscnmyUiUnuQ4Uu
>petition.parliament.uk/petitions/172942/sponsors/FXELrxscnmyUiUnuQ4Uu
>petition.parliament.uk/petitions/172942/sponsors/FXELrxscnmyUiUnuQ4Uu

I'm off to find the most kinky smut out there. Fuck May and fuck the GCHQ!

California?

What does it say? All I see is the signing form.

The embargoed story was just a girl having her wish fulfilled to be cryogenically frozen after dying of cancer. Happening cancelled.

Its about opposing the snooper's charter lad, so sign it if you value your pepes and hentai!

That's why I haven't singed it, not going support anything if I haven't read it yet.

>can't even see the petition
What is the body text? How do I know you haven't written it shittily?

I signed it mate.

just out of curiosity: was The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde part of your curriculum back when you were in elementary, lads?

>Being pro-life is now seen as radical

I know this is Sup Forums but why would anyone ever be pro-life?
There are enough chavs in this country as it is without creating even more

Not that I remember

post the text user

people will sign it if they see it

The givernment's website design. Its because you're supposed to be emailed the link, the email includes the info. Here's a link to what my petition says (posted on a different website.)
>change.org/p/british-mps-make-the-government-repeal-the-new-snooper-s-charter

Safe lad

Voted.

Every child deserves a chance at life, user. God specifically condemns murder. That is a child, and it deserves a chance at life.
Eight million British children have been killed in the womb since the abortion law was passed.

Because killing an unborn child is still murder. Beyond that, it teaches young people that they can fuck without protection without consequences. What kind of people are we raising when we send them signals that say "fuck everything that moves, get pregnant often, the government will take care of it so you don't have to be responsible".

Our monarchy is just for show, single mothers are a minority, every country is dying, we have guns, Snooper might still not go through, the less houses they build the better, Unis aren`t pointless, Children are taught about this countries history, laws, religion, american history and the holocaust, English poetry is taught, divorce was a mistake, the NHS makes being against abortion quite hard publicly, Sup Forums was always shit, QT was always shit, working is shit, I miss my old doggos.
Life is worse than we all know but better than we think.

This also.

Abortion becomes the main source of contraception, and that will demoralise all Christians, and it will be the end of Christianity.

Nice one m8, that might be enough, (maybe one more is needed?)

>just got myself a premium VPN

hope it works
if i set it to the UK, does that mean they can still v& me?

The condom is still more popular, lad.

Signed it. No lewdies.

figured I'd ask since it's one of the most renowned short stories in the world yet it was never once taught to me in English class

>Children are taught about this countries history
m8 the British Empire isn't mentioned, not once.

What did you get?
Just set it to Germany and you'll be fine.

JUST GOT THIS LADS THANK YOU :)

>5 people have supported your petition so far. We’re checking your petition to make sure it meets the petition standards. If it does, we’ll publish it. This usually takes a week or less.

Find out how we check petitions before we publish them:
petition.parliament.uk/help#standards

Thanks,
The Petitions team
UK Government and Parliament

Easily solved by making them pay for it.

What vpn provider? I'm looking at a few and I don't know which to pick.

Apparently it doesn't matter. I've emailed their support team. They route their data into a drive which doesn't keep a codex of where the data is on the drive, and they don't have to abide by the transparency laws in accordance to ISPs because it is a private network. Also they are based in the USA.

Good evening lads. How have you all been today?

today my friend told our group that she thinks that she is a gay man and wishes to be called a boy. luckily it was over Facebook so I could put my phone down and stare out of the window and cry.
what has the world come to.

its a very short story. its normally looked at in the context of other 18th century gothic literature- Shelly's Modern Prometheus, Stokers Drac etc.

I think that`s an issue with the NHS, does America have our drinking culture?

I was taught about the Tudors, the Empire leading up to WW2 and during WW2 as well as medical science, most medical advances were because of Anglos, really made me think as a kid.

Night lads, stay /comfy
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Signed. Also signed the change.org one, just in case the government decide to quietly remove the gov one.

No thanks GCHQ, I don't want you to shoah my VPN

hope you get through. this is stage at which the last guy was baleeted- they check against the electoral role,

it is the civil service- cant have Mickey Mouse petitions.

Hope you get through though.

You WILL have to get a Sup Forums pass to get past the VPN bans.

I use PrivateInternetAccess. Speeds are the same as it would be out of it, and they have downloadable aps and adblockers. Also blocks public WiFi tracking.

>Shelly's Modern Prometheus
is that an alternative title to Frankenstein or something

>Our monarchy is just for show
Not really. She swore an oath and failed to uphold that oath.

>single mothers are a minority
So are muslims, doesn't mean we should ignore the problems they commit. Single mothers are incredibly dangerous.

>every country is dying,
Doesn't mean I shouldn't be fed up that this one is.

>we have guns
The government have made it so hard and tedious to get a gun, that it is not even worth it.

>Snooper might still not go through
Still spied on daily, and get arrested for racism on twitter, meanwhile Pakistani rapists are ignored and allowed to commit rapes on children for decades.

>the less houses they build the better,
I disagree

>Unis aren`t pointless,
I meant to say that most of the degrees are pointless.

>Children are taught about this countries history, laws, religion,
I, for one, never learned anything about this country's history, and I got a B in History.

>English poetry is taught,
Incredibly rarely, and they are handpicked as to not inspire patriotism.

>divorce was a mistake
Yes

>the NHS makes being against abortion quite hard publicly
Abortion was a mistake.

>Sup Forums was always shit
It has never been this boring, or has never been flooded with newfags as much as this.

>QT was always shit,
Other than that one time where Nige and Izzard were having a row.

>working is shit,
You mean you don't love slaving away so you can afford a house at the young age of 88?

W-We know about all the popular ones anyway...faggots!

Fuck, what a good idea. If I ever get a terminal illness that's what I'll do.

>The condom is still more popular, lad.
Christianity is still more popular than Islam, doesn't mean Islam is not a problem.

>most medical advances were because of Anglos


most medical advances were because of Scots


corrected your spelling for you m8