Redpill me on pizza toppings. Which is the best?

Redpill me on pizza toppings. Which is the best?

Pepperoni because sausage looks like a fat dick.

lots of meats and garlic sause

>the "Italian" Jew meal

pineapple

Reminder only faggots put pineapple (A FUCKING FRUIT) on their italian grease disks

maximum fart blasts! yeahhhhhh!!!!

Ask Podesta.

You might not like the answer though.

MUSHROOMS

The true redpill? Plain mozz and san marzano sauce with fresh basil.

Processed meats literally cause cancer.

>Redpill me on pizza toppings. Which is the best?

THIS NIGGA

...

>implying cancer did anything wrong

pineapple makes pizza so much better when you microwave it, thus extending the life of your leftovers by 100%.

bacon

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Bacon, nothing but bacon. And some Roma. Best fucking pizza ever

t. former pizza worker

Sausage
Roasted Peppers
Mushroom
Spinach

>american food

Dude what the fuck? What are you supposed to grab on to after you eat all the outer nodules?

Top Tier

Chicken , pineapple and goat cheese.

pepperoni, mushrooms and green olives ( or banana hot peppers)

shit tier

rest

Spinach and mushrooms.

bacon & onion & xtra cheese

Fresh homegrown ingredients are the ultimate. No GMOs. Recipe is irrelevant

pepperoni mushroom jalapeño

Chicago-Style Best Style

>Redpill me on pizza toppings.
Don't eat pizza, some brown rice and a nice bowl of vegetable soup is a fine choice for a healthy lifestyle

>Which is the best?
*sigh*
If you're going to eat pizza get some veggies on there, go for the vegetarian special

Everything causes cancer

Veggie because meat is murder and vegetables are healthy and tasty

Jalapeno??

Confirmed border dwelling Mexican American.

the reddest of red pills on pizza

Like 95% of American food literally causes cancer, why care at this point. Embrace it and eat your processed shit covered in plastic cheese, faggot.

stupidest fucking pizza ive ever seen

Lots of meat to trigger vegans, especially ham and bacon to keep the Jews and Muslims from eating it

Hawaiian pizza is the best flavour

Pepperoni.

Mushrooms are for degenerates. That is all that needs to be said.

Fong we all know goy eat dog pizza so stfu

Sopressata

life causes cancer

Little kids

Ask the podesta brothers

Everything is the best.

Seriously, I just wish other countries were half as innovative with pizza as Japan is.

Not eating mushrooms is why you haunt bathrooms to solicit old fat truckers to fuck you in the ass.

Living causes cancer. If you kill yourself, you won't get it. Do it, faggot.

>*sigh*
I found the newfag

Anchovies or sardines, but not the cheap canned shit.

All of them.

some of you leafs are alright...don't cross the border tomorrow.

kebabpizza with bearnaise sauce as topping

the true redpilled pizza

Steak mushroom and black olives with provolone

GOAT TOPPINGS

Meat is food, faggot.

Honestly just a giant mix of toppings. Or just a while blanket of cheese.

>falling for the fungus jew

8 year olds

Yeeeeee

kek

MOZZARELLA
ANYTHING ELSE = SHIT TIER

SWEDEN YES!

fuck kebabs mystery goat parts on a stick

Anchovies and pineapples is the most red piled pizza combo

Ultimate salty/sweet.

Prove me wrong

>flag
every time

pepperoni and jalapeno

ham and pineapple

anchovies

spinach with alfredo sauce

who the fuck puts toppings on their pizza? just eat it with cheese you degenerates

>sweden
>kebab pizza

seems about right

PINEAPPLE AND MUSHROOM duh

>not going so far as to grow your own fungal jews that make you trip balls

Pinapple. Come at me eyetalians.

Ham, bacon, pepperoni, meatballs, green & red peppers, red onion with ham and cheese stuffed crust

Cheese pizza is the most plebeian of pizzzas. Nobody liked that special snowflake kid in school that ruined pizza parties by asking for cheese pizza.

Whatever you like? The only blue pilled stance is giving a shit what other people put on their food or being afraid of experimenting with different food.

>kebab pizza from a store named niggra dad

holy shit how cucked are you swedes?

>not building a state of the art lab in the sewer to make your own chemical psychedelic jew

at least with cheese pizza everyone's happy because it's a good template, if you want to put toppings on it then do it but don't ruin the whole pizza with shitty toppings

There is way too much mansplaining going on in this thread

You guys are going to hate me for saying this, but zuchina, spinach, tomatoes (cut in slices to serve as pepperoni) with bell peppers and pepper jack + cheddar cheese

Every time I made it has been delicious. Not filling because no meat and I go light on cheese

But on a more manly pizza, I would have as many of the veggies as above with pepperoni and Canadian bacon

Pic is a pizza I made when I got back from vacation. Threw as many things as I could.

That looks fucking delicious.

>That red caviar

Are you Russian?

we had a kid who was literally allergic to tomatoes.

he got his face ground into the sand on the playground more than once

Holy shit an uncucked Swede

We all know how much you like your "cheese pizza"

proscuitto, mushrooms, olives, artichokes. Artichokes are GOAT.

>redpill me on pizza toppings

Never change Sup Forums

Murder requires malice aforethought. There is no malice in killing an animal for food.

Yeah well that's expensive and I didn't think to pick up a minor in ochem when I was in school. Whereas this is relatively easy and I make enough money to buy the synthetic jew. Too bad I'm too antisocial to go find somebody to buy the synthetic jew from.

you can put whatever you like on pizza
except fruits, god damn it don't put fruits on pizza

a hankerchief pizza

You mean pizza soup in bread bowl?

>there are people who pay $10 for cheese pizzas with no toppings
>$10 for a hunk of greasy cheese on bread, nothing more

This is why people are fat.

jalapeno and sardines

Cream cheese

that's almost a white mans pizza, needs more layered meat though

just say that it's a pie and call it a day

I like

-extra cheese
-ground beef
-onion

that's it

BTW if you don't like garlic dipping sauce and prefer BBQ your a pleb fag for dicks

that sounds fantastic

you grab the hot cheese with your hand like a man

sauce

Chicken Bacon Ranch motherfuckers.

Find a more American combo.

Tastes like greatness.

something like this but with thinner crust... mmm mmm mmmmmm

Margharite is by far the best. Mozzarella, basil and tomato.

Pepperoni is good for American-tier pizza and if you can find Greek style made by actual Greeks it's amazing. Feta, spinach, onion and olive.

> New York style is the only acceptable pizza in the US.
> Chicago can choke on a dick.
> California can choke on a dick.
> Artisanal wood-fired whatever can choke on a dick.
> Ray's Pizza, NYC, bitches.

Deal. Chicago pie probably tastes awesome. Will try before die.