Assalamu alaikum user, I'm Dr. Mahmoud! I will be treating you and giving you your physical today!

>Assalamu alaikum user, I'm Dr. Mahmoud! I will be treating you and giving you your physical today!

When do you want me to get naked so you can touch my balls.

jokes on you I'm already circumcised infidel

[spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

*unzips*

"why don't we start with the testicular cancer test then, doc?"

is this gonna be one of those ASMR things with a cute girl whispering in my ear or do I get my head cut off for being a Christian

lol muslim women as doctors.

I'm not your uncle, stop staring at my crotch.

I'd purposely get a boner instead of trying to fight it like I usually do.

We all know it's a colonoscopy stop calling it a 'physical'

No you won't.

>Be me
>Go to see my usual dentist
>Oh sorry he now works 700 kms away.
>This is your new Dentist.
>In walks Haji from Iraq and a African woman is his nurse.
>(pic related)

>Assalamu alaikum Femina, the Imam said you accepted my marriage proposal!

n-nn-no thank you

Muslim women will eventual take over the obesity award from Mexicans.

Is that dentist in Hamilton by any chance?

>*unzips dick
>"Muhammad just told me it's haram to not rape"
>She then gets mercy killed by her husand and I get a qt asian nurse to do the exam instead
>Turn MAGA hat backwards and deep dick asian nurse while gulie's theme plays

>larry david music plays

I actually went to a hijabi doctor for a check up once when I was a kid (forget the context or reason). She literally said "you don't have a hernia right?" so she could skip that part. She might have been a nurse I'm not sure.

i believe I have EXPLOSIVE diarrhea

Really convenient not being able to see their face

Mahmoud is a male name. She should be Mahmoudah.