Über Invasion Storytime

Lets see what the Nazis will pull out of their asses this time.

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No wonder why Siegmund's such a fucking retard all the time

Wait, does that mean Siegliende fucked a kid?

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Yup

Holy shit it does, no wonder he was such a Hitler Youth. He was a literately Hitler Youth

I'm still sore that we didn't get to see the Mario Bros. fight the Last Samurai. Or have the All-American Boy fight the Nazi boy for the title of best boy.

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Shouldn't his mother be super-rich now? Aren't they paying him something?

Motherfucking browser crash. Lets continue.

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Yeah. For some reason I thought he was older than that by the time the war started.
We might see someone fight the Last Samurai later. He's going to do SOMETHING back in Asia.

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literally fuck off

I think they're sending him to Manchuko (where the Japanese had a puppet state) so he can hit the Soviets from there.

lucky him

Hope we see Chinese Ubers soon

>Being this triggered by Nazis
Fuck off yourself.

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Neat. I thought she was permanently crippled
It's funny. The germans keep winning all the time in the comic despite being nearly dead, and the author writing all this is Gillen.

If that's true the Japanese might actually survive this war with their empire partially intact. Probably the best outcome for anyone in the entire war post-ubers.
I can see ubers being used by both the communists and KMT in China, prolonging the civil war into a permanent stalemate.

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You know, it's actually pretty funny. Gillen is basically the biggest SJW ever, and it's his work about Nazis which is the more interesting one. That other one he had about the gods or whatever, I don't think anyone reads it.

>comic explains multiple times that this is at best Pyrrhic victory but more like a very slow defeat
>first narration box this issue says germany is a zombie state, slowly rotting to a standstill
>"waaaah I want the nazis to lose now! now now now!"

Jesus Christ

Hey. We don't call this series Höwever The Comic for no reason now.

>Gillen is basically the biggest SJW ever
How do you live with yourself when you tell such big lies to yourself?

You would think that with all the action moved away from Germany, they could at least patch up some stuff.

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You mean he's not? This is the man who made the entire Young Avengers gay or bisexual.

I honestly have no idea how people get so triggered by alt history

with what? all resources went to the Uber program

What resources? They just need to make those red crystals and the glucose paste, right?

Can't they get one of their Battleships to just rebuild stuff? She created a tower overnight!

Most of their Blitzmenchs are busy burning Europe. Not to mention most Ubers can't build anything, just destroy.

I guess the halo constructs degrade over time now?

well off the top of my head, the running of testing and activation centres require electricty, the staff there require food as they're not Ubers themselves

>Sole surviving
Hold on, I recall the hitler youth boy getting killed by the niggaflashes, but when did the other one die?

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The other one defected.

The other one surrendered after ripping Colossus the 2nd's arm off

I guess those anons in the last thread were right. The Nazis are going to let Zero attack Russia.

This really is just like that parody comic. Germany is on its last legs but they're gonna stall a bit before unleashing a new wave of bullshit.

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If they're going down, they'll drag every one with them.

The new wave seems to be battleship Zero, so it's less a wave and more a drop.

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This seems like a bad plan. How are theu going to control Zero?

And that's the end of that folks. The only reason I continue to read this is to see what will happen after the war.

Maybe they can just throw the thing right into Moscow or something.

This makes me sad

hows she gonna flick the bean without hands?!

>haha ur le triggered

It's nazi fanwank bullshit, and it's against the rules

Download link is in the Win'O thread if anyone is interested.

She's going make him into armor is what I would guess

SHIT

Nazi had it coming.

Speer defected at the end of the real ww2 didnt he?

Nah Zero is just to buy more time before "Project Gotterdammerung" which will do... Something. A direct translation makes it seem like some anti-Uber plague, except the Allies have a lot more normal troops than Germany so that doesn't seem helpful.

did nazi that coming

He defected at a hilarious moment.

"you have really bad timing"

Most alt-history wank job are dogshit (just read any of the Polish ones). This is one of the more decent alt-history scenarios out there.

>t (just read any of the Polish ones)

Can you give us any examples?

Maybe it's an Uber made specifically for overloading itself and explode?

he did not "surrender", the words he used were "Defect". A subtle difference that has a HUGE impact. One goes into a war camp. The other, literally changes sides.

What surprises me is that individual skill doesn't seem to matter much. Like, Patrick was a trained combat veteran, and Siegliende was a noncombatant.

Aren't there any tank-men Audie Murphies or something? In fact, have there been any even fights besides Maria versus Siegliende?

it's not, quote me exactly what rule

He barely speaks English.

Have you read the Wicked and The Divine. The gods, for the most part, are tumblr as fuck, with the main villains being white.

Tankmen haven't been explored very much

You could assume there's some bitching tankmen vs tankmen stories, and perhaps tankmen vs cruiser ones

"Atomic roulette"' by Andrzej Pilipiuk. A time traveler goes back to the 30s, provides the Polish government with all possible knowledge about the war to come (as one of the characters notes, the sole map of deployment of the German army before the Invasion of Poland was more than enough) and all possible know-how for the next century. By the early 60s Poland is the leader in modern technology. The action takes place somewhere in 2000s, where it's the only superpower in the world, Germany is a rump state with industry on the level of some African country, France and Britain as "punishment" for their inactivity against Germany were razed and now have food revolts and constant shortages on a daily basis, America is lagging behind with technology and industrial development (courtesy of Polish spies) and a sizable chunk of Africa is painted red and white (going as far as the Polish army stabilizing Somalia and succeeding). It also won against a rebellion in Polish Indochina. Oh, and there are no atomic weapons in this world aside from Polish ones, as everyone involved in the Manhattan Project or any atomic research was murdered by Poles. Hell, thanks to the time traveler's data, they killed everyone involved with development of anything important, making research of any other country lag behind considerably, while Poland itself leads in very futuristic techs (red mercury, AI research and stuff like that). A wank to end all wanks.
Pollacks are the biggest WeWuzzers in everything.

>Patrick was a trained combat veteran, and Siegliende was a noncombatant
One was a half finished battleship at best, the other was not.

Well yea, if he had a better grasp of English then dipstick would probably still have two arms.

blood and gore belong on /aco/

Tankmen don't matter, except as obstacles for normals, and ripping of Siegmunds arm. A combined force of heavies, blitzmensch and regular tankies might actually be able to kill an unsupported battleship, but that's rarely something that could ever happen.

Sounds like a job for Garth Ennis!

to be fair the Poles were proper fucked over going into the war

That must be some form of tongue in check satire.

Ironically enough, the Polacks seem to love the people who considered them sub-humans and want nothing but their complete extermination.

Seeing as he was only 14 when he died, they probably told him that serving your fatherland was payment enough.

Nope. Most of Poland after the Cold War became nationalistic to the point of being retarded. They blame all of their problems to the Jews, the EU and the Russians while suckling on Germany tits.

All the Poles I've ever worked with hate the Germans and Russians equally

Check out the panoramic of the germany shots. Does it look like there is anywhere to spend money?!?

>France and Britain as "punishment" for their inactivity against Germany were razed

I've heard about this whinging before and it always seems they dont realise that the UK logistically couldnt do jack shit to help them.

Because, it is.
It's written by the same guy who wrote books about hardships of being a proper vampire in socialist country, or miadventures of drunkard exorcist which is basically satire on poles' vices.

We've had multiple Crossed story times here.
We've had full runs of Uber storytimed here.

Avatar belongs on Sup Forums ever since /aco/ become western /d/ rather than adult-Sup Forums

Called it.

Also yes, this is a horrific train wreck of a story with an interesting setting/power set.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster . . . when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you

Hell, I remember when someone storytimed God is Dead on here and no one kicked up a fuss. GiD is easily the most gory comic Avatar Press has made.

Also what the fuck is happening with Avatar Press?

It's shutting down slowly.

Huh. Little shit was only 14? Guess it’s true when they say teens are monsters.

Kind of cheapened by the 13 year old the Alli-Patton has though.

Guess it sets precedent but it's not a TWEEEEST

>so he can hit the Soviets from there

I've heard that the reason why Japan never attacked the Soviet Union was because there was nothing of any strategic value to take.

Definitively going to China though. IIRC, the Chinese army was starting to repel the IJA.

>I've heard that the reason why Japan never attacked the Soviet Union was because there was nothing of any strategic value to take.

That, and also Khalkin Gol gave Japan a pretty rude awakening on how poorly equipped and trained they were against an opponent that wasn't just a bunch of peasants with rifles, so they learned a lot of things incorrectly too. The IJA was also in already relatively sorry condition compared to what the IJN with all the politicking and lacking resources/industry, so they weren't getting prepared for a round 2 any time soon.

Not all that unique at this point. Tamara/Brittania is 13, and Eamon and Freddie are around 16.

>Individual skill doesn't matter
Experience has trumped skill again and again in Uber when the power gap is not too great. Each of the Axis battleships went through training and numerous battles before having to face their Allied equivalents. Hell, Sieglinde got a death match against some half activated bozo so she'd toughen up. The Allied battleships meanwhile largely relied on their backgrounds and that only worked out well for the decorated Soviet sniper. It actually probably got Patrick killed because he forgot he wasn't in a normal fight.

>Bitching tankmen vs tankmen stories
The entire Battle of Okinawa, the introduction of the Nazi heavies, and the sub pen raids were some of the best moments in the first series.

Maybe just plan to use it as a kamikaze weapon and cause as much damage as possible before the end

Sigmund was a fag?

Siegmund isn't dead

Sigmund is a fag?

HAHAAAHHAAHHA yes
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