What country has the best breakfast?

What country has the best breakfast?

I vote for the English breakfast. Eggs and bacy are the best tbqh senpai.

I drink a protein shake for breakfast.

Who eats solid food anymore? Plebes.

Michigan

I miss American breakfasts.

America, clearly.

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canadian cockdogs are the only way to start the day

Wtf is that, I grew up in Midland and I have no fucking idea what that is

I like kippers for breakfast.

Can confirm, continental breakfast is best.

Just never use what the british call "sausage"; get an actual meat product instead.

Looks like literal shit smeared over bread.

This looks like vomit, but also delicious.

Quit your fuckin lying! That's a traditional Michigan breakfast!

Looks like shit tbqh m8.

Too much bacon. Enjoy the heart attack.

Not bad, not good.

>uncut meat
Not tasty.

english fry up...2nd would probs be a german one or "continental" breakfast as they call it

3rd? usa/canadian imo

canadian syrup on pancakes and some stodgy american shit that has more calories than soft mick.

scotland has the worst breakfast...porridge...with SALT

haha oh wow

>google Swedish breakfast
>not surprised by result
Wtf is this shit Sweden?

It's hard to shart in mart if you don't start your day with TMB!

way too much bacon there m8...also your rashers are weird? this is how ours look

Full English breakfast with fucking EVERYTHING.
Mushrooms, black pudding, fried tomato, fried bread, baked beans... fucking the lot.

French breakfast isn't far off... fucking love a good croissant or 10.

Ireland

You've never seen a Canadian pancake b4. Boy I tell ya, the way I flip em is just sikh

>not butter and thousand island sprinkles

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>french fries

who has chips in the morning?

I went to London for a couple days when I was 18 on my way to Amsterdam and the Reichland and the looked at me like I was retarded when I asked for no beans with my breakfast. I fucking hate beans.

Yeah I don't get American "bacon".
Gotta have thick cut smoked slabs of bacon... not thin streaks of fat with a tiny bit of meat on it.

>tfw you never have the time to prepare yourself a breakfast like

I'm used to eating one or two slices of bread with ham or smeared with white cheese, but if I were to choose then the English breakfast would be the way to go.

best breakfast I ever had was some middle eastern dish. It was like a curry with a fried egg and red chilis.

Other than that, a simple bacon, eggs, and toast is delicious

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Why in god's name does the word rashers exist.

American commercial bacon looks kinda retarded, it's super thin. I prefer thick cut bacon, but both are fattier than your pic.

America has the best breakfast, we just do. Pancakes/Waffles/FrenchToast. eggs (however you like), hashbrowns, bacon and sausage, and a coffee or orange juice. Plus you can get some breakfast from a fastfood place. Breakfast burritos as well. Way too much variety.

how is it different from hash browns

>breakfast
what are you, 8? you wake up, heat up whats left from last nights dinner, and go to work.

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They're called chips

try it sometime. The Irish have perfected breakfast.

If you fry that fatty bacon up until it's crisp, it's like the fat melts in your mouth

Food is truly a wonderful thing.

What countries eat leftovers and things like that for breakfast
I know Colombia does

Eggs and heavy things like that just fuck my shit up in the morning and I don't know why

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I have a Banana Milo milkshake.

What are you, 8? Can't even finish your plate? I have nothing left when I'm done with dinner

English bacon is cut from the back of the hog, isn't it?

Southern most comfy.

God tier breakfast is American and I vote American south.

Biscuits (not the bong kind) with sausage gravy
Grits with butter and cheddar
Scrambled eggs with chive
Fresh fruit
Fried mushrooms

thats a rip off of england and scottish food lol

glooty pudding from scotland and black pudding but way too much of it lol

Laugh all you want. You'll never know what a godsend these are after a night of heavy drinking. Every convenience store in my city has a double portion available for $2.50 every morning.

Fried beans, fried rice, tortilla chips dipped in sauce and fried eggs.

Depends what you buy.
But back bacon generally is the best from my experience.

Southeast Asian countries generally just don't have breakfast. When they do its generally an egg dish. At least as far as I remember.

America, faggot

>inb4 too much meat
then you're a pussy loyalist and should go back to your Queen

>Biscuits (not the bong kind)

you don't have to say that, son, we set the standards now

Ya English breakfast is top tier.

West Virginia is in the running.

This biscuit is known as the Thundering Herd, named for the Marshall University football team.

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looks like a scone or a chorley cake that

Jesus fuck I'm jealous

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>not getting up early enough to make fresh coffee and cook a big breakfast for yourself before embarking on a productive day
Pathetic. Enjoy your cold pizza at 11am faggot.

Mein bruder

I've had a lot of English breakfasts and I do enjoy them but I still don't think the UK comes close to the US when it comes to breakfast.

For one, english bacon is disgusting. Crispy American bacon is far superior. Where the UK really falls short though is that you guys simply don't have bagels at all. There is nothing better than a bacon egg and cheese on a New York bagel. You cannot find one in London. Your breakfast "baps" are usually a single pathetic slice of undercooked english bacon/ham and an egg on a bland oversized roll. I've never had a good one. And lastly, the US does pancakes and waffles better than anywhere.

>eating last nights cold pizza
>not making a fresh pot off coffee with eggies in the morning

Yea American biscuits are fucking dope teanig.

Flour, buttermilk, butter, baking powder, and in the oven, fresh out smother with sausage gravy and load on the pepper.

Not bad, Mexico.

nigga you didnt set shit,just lowered the standard

this
and a bowl of weatbix

true,the bagel never took off over here but i have had them

chive was my fav

Baked beans and tomatoes are not breakfast foods

>all those carbs

I guess if you want to have narcolepsy for the next 3 hours

shit on a shingle is the best, throw in eggs sasuage and potatoes

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Texas.

Biscuits and gravy, steak and eggs, Fried chicken with honey butter.

If you say anything else, you are wrong.

t. Texan

steak and eggs is the only true breakfast

>heart attack
Did you seriously fall for that meme?
Read up and wake up.

>gravymind

I didn't think the English used the belly bacon we generally eat in the states. I thought your cuts were more similar to a Canadian style loin bacon.

FUCK YEAH!
You tell these wog seppo cunts, tell the fucking cunt out of them!

Fuck you cowboy queeres

europoors can't compete

Israel

Shakshuka is fuggin delicious.

[Heavy breathing]

There are over 260 million English speakers in this country. There are only 64.1 million people in the entirety of Britain.

I think we win.

It's streaky bacon. We have that here too.

I've made that once.
It was fucking insane

I get this breakfast every time I go to a diner when traveling

this one looks kinda boring but w.e

It's not. It just looks similar

A Scottish breakfast is a ciggy and a shite.

>black pudding
So delicious. Shame you really can't get that in the US.

nom nom nom

We bake it every once in a while. So delicious.

I had that yesterday at Wetherspoons it was fucking lovely.

America

That looks like a good meal to make you shit your pants! Shart in synagogue!?

Then what is faggot?

i vote for my white American breakfast of over cooked toast with some fat free butter. for some reason i never liked breakfast growing up.

now im older i get my meh ma did spend 3 hours making some bullshit that i wont finish before the bus comes.

Swedish Food.

needs bacon

do people not realize that kids grow up and will see this shit?