The Green Revolution

You can't stop it, alcohol and tobacco lobbyists. You can't stop it, straight-edge faggots.
You can't stop it, muhh degeneracy Stormcucks.

It's not a lefty liberal atheist thing anymore. Conservative states are on the wagon, too. This map will be all green in 10 years, I guarantee it. If this bothers you, or if you feel uncomfortable and scared, retreat to your safe space.

Have to thank the pain killers to heroine addicts. It showed everyone what a real gateway drug does.

Only retarded faggots want to prolong the drug "war".
You're still a degenerate piece of shit if you do drugs though.

all drugs should be legal thus taking the entire thing out of gov't repression and criminal underworld's control

>good goy, legalize that mind-numbing substance
unlike alcohol, right

put the fucking cartels out of fucking business, and maybe the fucking mexicans will stay in fucking mexico

and weed aint shit really, it actually helped me quit drinking

tfw you'll never share introspective thoughts and ideas with a circle of close peers who are actually interested in hearing what you have to say because you have no friends and you're a boring person who actually thinks he's the clever one for not having fun or enjoying life.

>alaska
>recreational weed legal with repub senator for last half a century


uhhh I thought it was bigoted rich white republicans keeping dudeweeds from living life the way it was meant to be lived?

have fun with your cancer in 20 years

big tobacco wins again they just tricked all you idiots into using their next product adn thinking it's harmless

>thinking it will be smoked once mass marketing starts
You obviously know nothing about the future industry.

prohibition doesn't work. I always say that it doesn't make any sense to have alcohol legal and weed not. The only logical thing would be to have both legal or illegal. Everything else is stupid

Meanwhile all you will do is make muslims more employable over your average pot smoking american. There will come a time when ahmed on the application will be favoured over john smith.

We live in a weird world.

>vaporization does notbexist

i don't smoke weed but this doesn't bother me any. let the dumbasses smoke, not my problem

I see lots of blue states that are legalizing, hopefully that means the "dude weed lmao" faggots will fuck off back to California. That's also good that it is legalized in several swing states because if marijuana legalization is on the ballot it increases libfag turnout.

You don't know shit about young muslims. There is a reason people think they are the scum of the earth. They smoke more weed than your average white person

John smith? NO WAY. He'll blow our diversity quota.

Edibles and drinkables are the future. It will replace the alcohol industry, not the tobacco industry.

Louisiana has legal medical marijuana, however no one has been green lit to grow it so no dispensaries have opened

Feels good living in a non retarded state, that doesn't allow junkies on controlled substances to run rampant.

Go ahead and fucking legalize it already. It's no more degenerate than the liquid Jew.
t. National Socialist.

>medicinal marijuana is bad

Okay.

>regulated, taxable marijuana at artificially high prices

>junkies
How's it feel to still be the boring nerd who is jealous of the cool kids because they can have fun and smoke weed and get laid while you're at home in moms basement sniffing her panties and jerking off next to your waifu pillow?

Its going to be way cheaper once it hits the mass market. It can be farmed very cheaply and yield a huge amount of product in a short amount of time. Your looking at quarter ounce packs of joints for the same cost as smokes, if it doesn't go straight to edibles marketed as health foods and over the counter supplements.

Good job on legalizing the weed, retard

More mexicans will come to the US because Mexico will become more dangerous and the wall will literally do nothing becuase in california there are more tunnels than you ever could imagine

Thanks faggots

We didn't fight you asshole. Half the states that legalized were Trump states.

Fuck you faggot, give us our due credit

Won't legalizing weed in the US cut most of the cash flow going to the cartels? That's a good thing, though

Don't forget, the corporations regulate themselves.

Yfw Oprah is pushing for women to take before yoga, and Dr. Oz is telling them it can help lose weight.

I'm pretty glad. I would rather deal with potheads than pill heads any day. Pill heads will steal your shit and help you look for it. Anything that makes it less necessary for narcotics to be prescribed when not 100% needed is good in my book, I've seen too many people ruined by drugs. And I mean hard drugs, not smoking pot.

My mom's friend has cancerous tumors, she says smoking pot helps dull the pain, makes it easier to rest when it's flared up, gives her an appetite, etc while still allowing her to be competent. No one can live a normal life while sedated by a cocktail of four different prescriptons

They're extremely different highs.

Alcohol builds slowly, MJ not so much.
An edible/drinkable will give you a strong buzz for way too long to be a staple beverage like alcohol is

>have fun with your cancer in 20 years

Even if it was cancerous, so what?

Everything gives you cancer these days.

You can't stop it, borrito and enchillada lobbyists. You can't stop it, straight-edge faggots.
You can't stop it, muhh gibsmedat Tacos.

i hate people like you
i want weed to be legal too, but not if its gonna be monopolized by Monsanto

The Jew is literally jizzing his pants at the thought of a stoned and stupid population that votes as a single block.
Smoke up goyim, watch more low brow nigger comedies and blow your mind at the advertising

If you don't think they've already figured out how to concentrate the oil for edibles so that you simply get a buzz from one and get higher with each consumption, you're not paying attention to how much money is being invested in capital interest for the future market. They've already developed infused elixirs which deliver much the same way as alcoholic beverages.

They should be all legal and society should reject anyone who does them. Maybe even occasional kill the drugdealer parade like in duterteland

hold up I fucked it up.

What's wrong with Kratom? I've been reading up on it, and people have been saying that it is better for you than weed.

pretty sure this thc gummi bear won't give me cancer faggot

That's better.

The positive effects weigh out the "muh degeneration!" by a metric fuck tonne, which legalisation shows the "in" crowd isn't to keen to do legal things. The only people who still want it illegal are corporate shills.

Unfortunately this guy might be right.

If corporations can commercially produce and sell weed then it will definitely have all kinds of chemicals that are addictive and cancerous.
Right now though, things seem to be fine.

>NY as cucked as it is and we don't even get legal MJ
Just kill me now, I WANT AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE LIQUID JEW!

I think you've forgotten this is Sup Forums, where people will always be contrarian even if it means going against all logic and reason
and having to do Olympian level mental gymnastics to prove their points and feel secure in their beliefs

>mfw in 30 years weed will be taxed more than cigarettes

you brought this on yourself by legalizing it recreationally you dinks

You don't have introspective thoughts and ideas, you only think you do because you're high.

More like beta cucks of authority who can't get over being bullied in high school by the kids with friends are attracted to this site.

>drugs decriminalized
>gangs don't have a way to obtain money anymore
>gangs begin to kill and steal shit from each other
>murder rate sky rockets

screenshot this

Weed has been proven beyond a doubt at this point to turn routine smokers into dysfunctional, borderline schizo wrecks.

Once it is legalized and commercialized, it will be a public health crisis on the level of cigarettes.

And since it's a social activity, muh degeneracy fags will never know what it's like to have people give a shit about their thoughts, because they've got no ne to share them with.

>You can't stop it
Why should I give a shit, as long as I am not forced to consume, IDGAF, it does not affect me.

fucking over cartels is nice but second-hand smoke is horrible

smokers in australia are an endangered species now and can smoke only in designated areas, with large public areas being designated smoking free

also this

>they finally finish each other off
>bad thing

And my hometown is in a dry county.

We voted on a petition a few years ago but it didn't get a high enough percentage to pass
So still no alcohol without a 30+ minute drive each way

>2016
>Still illegal in Norway and most of Europe.

Cannabis is good for humanity, you can still be a hard right winger, it doesn't magically turn you into a hippie. You can also be productive, you don't turn into a zombie or anything

>tobacco lobbyists
You children are hilarious, as if you'll have a field in your backyard or something.
It will be regulated by the feds just like alcohol and tobacco.
>inb4 stills/private use
Show me a nationally operating still or private cigarette supplier.
I don't care if you smoke, but get real.

But the stigma has kept the nerd virgin concerned for this very reason. He claims to be against the restrictive anti-liberty state, but is brainwashed by their decades-old propaganda shitting out the same lies it always has. They'll gain the courage to try it one day, when their access no longer requires friends and connections they don't/never had.

There's a difference between the plant and it's subculture.
Just as a drunk isn't the same as a guy having a couple beers on the weekend.
"Wake and bake" faggots should be gassed, they ruin it for the rest of us.

i have a very difficult time explaining to people that i support legalization even though i don't enjoy consuming it

how do i make people believe me

You can't "make" people believe anything.
They do or they don't.

who fucking cares

You can grow your own tobacco m80. You can also grow all the rye, corn and sugarcane you want and in states where there aren't many cities it's even legal to distill moonshine on a small scale.

But no one can grow vast amounts to sell.
Personal use will be curtailed by the government at the behest of the cannabis lobby, who will (no surprise) be current tobacco companies.

Can you junkies please stop coming to my country now?

You understand that legalizing weed won't put them out of business, they will find other ways to make money.

Apathy... right what stormweenies need to fuck you up in the future.

The strong will thrive and the weak will perish.

How does it feel numbing your problems away by smoking pot because your parents think and treat you like shit for being a fuck up.

They'll switch over to selling other shit. It's not like their primary source of income is weed. Harder shit like heroin and meth will fucking flood the place sooner or later.

>mfw my state legalized weed yet bans soda and plastic bags.

When Amsterdam stops kicking so much ass

>Still completely illegal in the UK
FUCKING HELL YOU CONSERVACUNTS JUST LEGALISE IT ALREADY!!!

plastic bags are shit desu. The mark of the underclass.

Mexican cartels don't make much money from smuggling weed. Homegrown American weed is 100x better, the only people who smoke mexican schwag are low class white trash and poor ghetto blacks.
Cartels make most of their money through smuggling immigrants, cocaine, and meth.

Already the case

>Amsterdam
>Not Groningen

The combination of Vla, weed, amazing beers and perfect comfort food makes your country my prime "me time" retreat. I am sorry if that bothers you.

>all pot smokers are actually sad losers unlike me
People with your opinion are enabling the stigma which denies the freedom of individual choice of herbal consumption. You know you've arrived at this conclusion with some influence in your personal life a long time ago. They told you what to think and for once, you bought it. Because with the help of the unconstitutionally restrictive govt. state laws you could get back at "them".

>live in Colorado
>at DMV today to renew tags
>siting... waiting
>guy sits down next to me
>DAMN WTF! do you still have a smoldering joint in your pocket?

getting more and more frequent here now.
Smoke your weed at home and at night, not on your way into the DMV at 1PM, mr.gauges in your ears

It's actually 3 times cheaper in legal states. I buy ounces for $120, the same quality weed in Texas goes for $320-360/oz

Black tar heroin too

who fuckin cares. if majority of people want it, it will be legal, thats democracy. deal with it.

Plastic bags are everyone's issue not your own.


If you get high as a giraffe's nose the most likely the most damage you'll do is to the mood at Burgerking who'll have to explain why MAKE A BURGER BUT WITH NOUGAT AND COOKIES is an idea he's not cool with.

Plastic bags are everyone's and their children's problem.

That always seemed an interesting correlation yeah.

Feels good. Sad Hofer still injects 30 year old party propaganda.

I'll suck your dick if weed is legalized in Oklahoma before I die of old age.

It's an impossible feat.

Slow down there bong. Pretty sure the EU will need to be cleaned out of the state first for that.

I don't know why this is called a drug war. Philippines have a drug war, US is pussy

Kek

>Weed has been proven beyond a doubt at this point to turn routine smokers into dysfunctional, borderline schizo wrecks.
You... you can't actually believe this, can you?

I have known dozens of stoners. Not a single one of them was dysfunctional or "schizo", whatever the fuck might mean.

>i love caffeine the post