Who would win in a brawl?

Who would win in a brawl?
A Texan, A Strayn, or a Slav?

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fuck off kike

the jews

whats the terrain?

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Jews, and isreal

Slav.

A strayan easy. Texan would be thinking about his guns. The greasy Slav would be thinking about ringing 10 of his mates.

The most scary tough people are strayans and certain working class English from whence they originate.

That's how the world was conquered and the west was won.

Texans are mostly obese rednecks.

Between a Slav and a strayan, Id bet on the Slav tbqh. War and combat is just in their genetics at this point.

1. Slav
2. Strayn
3. Texan

>Slav without alcohol = lose
>Slav with alcohol = will do anything for $20 usd

If it was a Texan vs Drunken Slav fight, it would be a close one desu, I'd lean towards a Texan cause they my bros.

If it was a drunken strayan vs drunken slav, slav wins hands down.

Slav brings a switchblade and a tracksuit, strayn brings nothing because everything is banned down there, texan brings six shooter.

A texan because guns

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drunk slav.

>Slav.
Looks on your video.
They are not hitting the guys on the ground (sometime, they even put them up).
They are playing fair.
>good slav.

Is this just a sport? I see groups of slavs with gloves squaring up and fighting like this a lot.

Lol maybe EU slavs don't have guns. But eastern slavs have plenty.

texan will tire too quickly due to weight and aussie won't be that far behind
im assuming slavs are typically less fat so i guess they win more often

They would all get along really well and beat the shit out of OP instead.

Why do slavs do this

They have them but they prefer their close range weapons for actual killing, feeds their primal bloodlust.

Onviously not enough, Ivan.

they're swedish you cuck

This.

Slavs are white niggers

This would be an awesome spectator sport.

Slavs can't live in Sweden?

youtube.com/watch?v=K-NfNWrxc7k

2:09 Alcohitler speech would inspire a slav to a power level you can't even fathom

Ive only met one Slav in my life, He was from Belarus and played hockey so he seemed pretty tough.
From Texas and everybody here is a fat peice of shit, The last time The Texans fought a real war was against a bunch of savage aztecs. Not impressive. Slav takes it 7/10.
And I thought Austrian were Slavs?

The cock

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even this slavic leprecon would beat up a pussy like you.

>spectator
You're a certified poof if you don't join in.

>Texan just shoots the other two
Wow, what a "brawl."

Texans are for DPS
Strayans are always going to go for heavy crits
a drunk Slav is the most tankiest tank in existence but with very low dps and no crits

it really depends on the situation f.am

As a Texan, Im betting on the Slav. Average Texan is obese. After high school football/ wrestling its all down hill for the 98% that dont go on to play college ball

Are you really a CEO of wallmart

yes, i am.

This looks like a brilliant sport. I hope the jews are watching.

wallmart scooters are the reason slav would beat a texan. It's your fault.

Yeah poof choose a faction and fight you bitch