French Nukes

Does France have nukes because it can't defend itself with a formal military?

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I'm just trying to figure out how a nuclear surrender is supposed to work in the first place

And when it blows up does it smell of cheese and bad breath?

You simply give'em the nukes ( if you're a burrgur you actually arm them first)

We should nuke you first, maybe your girls will looks fuckable after that.

>Does France have nukes because it can't defend itself with a formal military?

You are correct. As history has shown, even with a formal military they cannot defend themselves.

>they see me Rollin
>they hating

Get a superior country, then we'll talk. Bitches, ok?

I'M GONNA NUKE YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING INBRED

French military is actually the best in Europe, but yeah, would anglosaxons deside to attack it than it`ll need it to nuke UK and US.

In fact thats probably why frog women became so appealing and promiscuous, y'all couldnt properly defend them ya cucks

>French haters are obvious whiggers
No big surprise here, eh?

I'd argue that the UK has a slight edge if anything because they have nuclear subs.

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you're speaking to the country with the most military victory .

They have full control over their nukes. They develop their own ICBMs.

but we have nuclear subs too , and probably some of the best in the world .

So does France, though they skimped on their current attack subs.

Do your subs have ballistic missiles? Are they as advanced as the brits'?

whats the point in having a military if you have a porous border?

Yes, and France designed their own missiles. The Brits use US missiles. I would guess that the US missiles the Brits use are better, but I don't actually know. That is what I said . France's nuclear arsenal is fully independent.

but of course they do , that's why they call it a nuclear submarine.
we even have MIRV's.

Fuuck it happened to Trump, but kek wont protect you if you can't make a proper French surrender. You'll know the drill by now.

shut the fuck up you inbred shit, WE produced our own nukes. Your nukes were given by the muricans you faggot, remember jeanne d'arc fucking retard

Has anyone else noticed that it's only Americans who are so obsessed with cuckolding and the word "cuck"? In fact, the entire cuckolding as a fetish phenomenon is almost exclusively American. Even NTR is designed to make you feel bad more than it is to arouse.

Is it because Americans are degenerate? Because they lack self-control and are just walking, talking hedonism machines without any capability of higher levels of thought? We are after all talking about a country where half the population doesn't believe in evolution and it's perfectly normal for people to sue companies like McDonalds because they "made" people fat.

Doesnt matter since its DeGaule achievement, and since after him France was a cucked nation with cucked leaders.

Always the same speach ... french bashing i'm tired.

the French are good in some ways and bad in some ways.

That's why i'll move to france next year.

We can say anything on the French, in fact they did not went to Irak ....

Fuck, my proxy has been exposed!

>France's nuclear arsenal is fully independent.

You're misinformed. The contractor used for the nuclear missiles used in the submarine is Airbus. Now you can check out on wikipedia who own Airbus and who is its director, it will surprise you.

There are many examples of this kind of shit, the French military independence is becoming a thing from the past and nobody, apart for the army, gives a shit.

Porous borders is a long standing European tradition since Emperor Diocletian stopped building walls and started building castles. It's practically in their blood by now, except they refuse to attack the invaders from the back. Kind of like a wolf that's been bred into a chihuahua and has lost the instinct to attack.

whew lad , that girl.

I like the Frogs. I also would like to visit Paris not New Africa.

we are still whiter than you

Victories against yourself don't count

Nice try though

French people are the most insecure retards in the world. Constantly worried that their precious culture is being ignored. Kek

You don't have that part of Airbus firewalled off from the rest of the company? BAE does tons of top secret work for the US that is not available to anyone else including the UK. This is possible because the BAE subsidiary in America is only connected accounting wise to its parent company.

No
France has nuke because it has a long history of nuclear research you dumb fuck.

LOL kek

>Click here
at least the most expensive one. 3,4 billion for one sub? It must be made from gold.

The best think is that Frence nukes will be Muslim nukes soon. With this demography future Muslim party will win democratically election and get access to weapon. But you west faggots are to retarded to see this.

The are the best only with numers. No real strange, no morale, no discipline.

Why are frogs so easily triggered?

Coming from a country that can't even invade Cuba

holy shit hahaha

At this point I'm pretty sure they'd enjoy being ignored. Instead they're being told by American and British media that they're everything wrong with the world. Even British newspapers are starting to acknowledge this.

spectator.co.uk/features/123252/mad-frogs-and-englishmen/

In an increasingly politically correct world (especially the case for America), Frenchbashing has become the only accepted form of xenophobia. But I guess the French are to blame here, for being so credulous as to trust the Americans. We're talking about the country that "fights terrorism" but takes money from the same countries that finance IS and calls them its most important allies. America has no friends other than Saudi-Arabia and Israel.

Stay mad Anglo

>Gets bailed out by America
>Follows it around into other wars like a stray dog
>Thinks it's a big swinging dick

French bailed you out of Falklands war by giving you those missile codes

Friendship with USA has ended. My new best friend is NZ.

>your

>british humor
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gay

>French military is actually the best in Europe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good joke!

Wait - you were serious...?

>British """marines"""
youtube.com/watch?v=fAoj-dFU3UM

>only connected accounting wise
>connected accounting wise
>accounting wise
>wise up

They are getting paid to invent shit in a foreign country if you think they arent sharing their latest findings with their employer and boss you soo dumb

Take it back

Stop and think for a moment everyone. This is what Sup Forums is at its very core. All pretenses of it being the last bastion against "degeneracy" is full retard.

What we see here is a bunch of innocent people who have died. And what reaction does this provoke? Sympathy? Anger over the cause? Of course not, the right reaction on this board is ridicule. "Ha ha, dozens of young people with promising futures ahead of them died, and I think it's funny because they're from that one country my media ridicules even though I have no reason to hate them and we have tight political and economic ties with them!". This is even more retarded than Islamic terrorists, who at the very least have something resembling a reason to hate others. This is pure psychopathy.

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They just blow themselves up to spare their enemy the effort

i've seen that video dozens of times but it always rattles me. imagine if that was your loved one, sitting beside their mangled body in a pool of blood. fucked up shit.

As weird as it may seem, I agreed with Eva Joly when she said we should get rid of the 14 of july military parade.

It's a fucking joke and makes us look bad to have a handful of soldiers walking on a big empty road.
It's nothing impressive, every year it's the same, it costs a fuck ton of money, it's a logistic nightmare and anyone who wants to learn about our military will be better informed by a few wikipedia articles than by listening to a random commentator who gives a brief history of the regiments and the weapons.

Just throw a huge party in every large city center, it'll will actually make the whole event worth it

>b-but muh history
Our military is only good at being a glorified police force or bombing niggers with weaponized gardening tools these days. Nothing to boast about.

chrishernandezauthor.com/2013/07/09/working-with-the-french-army/

Educate yourself

no.

This. We should replace it with a diversity parade.

Freedom fries were all the rage, never going back to French fried taters

>captcha was fries.

No, parades of any kind are shit. Just get everyone drunk, that's about the only that still unites us

>roaches #8
no wonder balkans still hate them

The only activity*

10/10

I was about to say something about unwelcome guests brought here by MSM but thinking about it you're 100% right.

But who cares about solidarity, "muh bantz xd".

Pretty weak banter frog

Alcohol is haram. Not very uniting, is it?
Tell us user, what other national celebration should we get rid of?

This is now a British/French brotier thread!

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Or we can just starve the fuck outta Cuba until it willingly becomes our economic bitch.
We keep a highly secured prison and naval base in their country cause they cant do shit bout it. Are you retarded?

I suppose he wants to replace Christmas with aid el kebir and a grand halal meal in Solferino's street too.

Sup Forums is not one person

I've heard stronger banter while looking after my gran in her bingo group

I know. But that also isn't the first post ridiculing the dead based on their nationality. I see it here all the fucking time. True anger at the root cause is much rarer, and sympathy with those who died damn near absent. Most common are bants and excuses used to ridicule a country they hate despite having no valid reason to do so.

I used to like America but you're real cunts mistaking historical revisionism for banter. Words are never innocent as Barthes used to say. Fuck you.

Also, toothpaste is right - you're brainwashed tards.

That guy has such a punchable face. France you need better leaders that dont invite people to punch them for looking so shittily smug.

Fuck off, people mocked arab-turkish-mexican-libyan deaths here, regardless of whether it was justified or not or whether they were evil or not

>hurr it's only psycopathy when you mock the death of whites

Look at the shareholders, you'll see France in there.

Look at the people making them, they're all French.

Look at the ones making core components, they're all French institutions, like the CEA.

We're less and less independent, but we're still in most areas where it counts. The fact they're privately held doesn't change much.

I do agree that 14 july is north korea tier of usefulness but you should be shot on the spot for suggesting another gay pride shit.
I bet you love Jack Lang, heh ?

I think honestly that France and the UK give Russia and most certainly India a run for the money in terms of overall military power. Globalfirepower is a hack list.

Trans-channel axis for kebab removal, european supremacy and recolonization when?
C'mon Nigel, you know you want it too.

>4% approval rating
They voted for him because he's not Sarkozy, just like the Americans voted for Obama (twice!) because he's not Bush. The parallels between America and France are pretty clear if you're looking for them. America tried the right, then the left and upset with both chose the anti-establishment alternative. Same in France: from the corrupt Sarkozy to "sans dents" Hollande to hopefully Le Pen. And just like how many Obama voters in America flipped to Trump, the backers of the socialists (low education, low income) are now flocking to Le Pen's banner. Mostly because they feel that the abomination modern socialism has become has betrayed the proletariat.

Can't wait for the FN delusion to end with Le Pen getting the presidency, forming a flimsy government, then losing the parliment with LR having the majority, and her having to beg Sarkozy to be her Prime Minister.
And this, toothpaste, is why the FN is actually a problem rather than a solution.

FN is the problem... because they can't guarantee a majority in parliament? I doubt it. Especially if Le Pen vocally tells the media that a lot of the things she wants to push will not pass because parliament isn't working with her.

It's the exact same situation as with Trump. Yes, congress is majority Republican, but don't forget the primaries! The establishment Republicans hate, HATE Trump. Some of them even encouraged voting for Hillary because at least she's not Trump. The Bush family fucking supported the Clintons.

>That's why i'll move to france next year.
With all the spelling mistakes you've made in one post, I guess you're coming back to France.

Russia lies about its own force, capitalizing on their past reputation during the Cold War. Globalfirepower give them 15000 tanks, this is hilariously stupid.

India bought a lot of modern weapons, have nuclear weapons and is completly paranoid with Pakistan but they never engaged in modern war so we don't really know. China too but strangely I think Chineses are more effective than Indians.

The FN is a problem because they can't form a government by themselves, they will have to compromise on everything if they want not only to get people from other political formations to get in (which they need) btu also to get their proposals approved by the parliment. Which will not swing to the FN. They have 3% of the seats FFS, and in case of an FN victory, the entire political landscape would become their opposition and there is little doubt that would actually unite the currently torn factions.
And no, it is not the same situation as it was with Trump. We are not dealing with the bi-party system turning on itself, we are dealing with our political landscape at last transitions towards actual multi-party votes rather than clear domination of LR/UMP/whatever they call themselves these days and the PS.

>Globalfirepower is a hack list.
If only because it accounts for GDP but not power projection and things such as worn out boots, melted rifles, grounded planes and mothballed tanks (AKA g*rmany).

They would surrender their nukes to anyone who attacked them.

>get owned by Hitler so bad that it ruins your historically brilliant military reputation

Will France ever live WW2 down?

How long before France surrenders to its own nuclear weapons?

>turkey better than germany and italy
How is this possible? they buy half of their arsenal from other countries,italy included, and their airforce is getting fucked by kurds with IGLAs

>taking Sup Forums seriously

Every now and then you hear of France getting militarily involved in its former colonies. Since they clearly have some military capability, why didn't they do anything after the Paris attacks last year?

Fine with me, the UK/Fr/US are alone in giving a fuck about their military so I'm happy to cooperate with the French as they are uncucked over foreign intervention.


Yeh Russia has the tech well suited to fucking up Ukraine or Latvia but you can't roll around in old tech vs a modern capable army as well desu.

It has. Most sensible people and sources respect France as a military power, as evidenced for example with reporting on the almost universally praised French intervention in Mali (which was being reported on as the Americans were still stumbling around in Iraq, having no idea what the fuck they want to do there).

It's just that retarded Americans and internet babbies repeat this old meme, as if all Frenchmen in 1940 just dropped their rifles and turned tail. As if none of them died in a defense of their nation that simply failed because it could not account for the strategic advantage Blitzkrieg gave the Germans.

>why didn't they do anything after the Paris attacks last year?
You don't watch the news, do you? French airstrikes on such targets as Raqqa intensified after the Paris attacks.

They did they striked Raqqa

youtube.com/watch?v=6GjP46x4i0w

This is our spec ops youtube.com/watch?v=a4BA85Vl_l8
3 bombs and called it a day
Holland is a complete loser
>ww1 uniforms
Are we that bad?

Je parle Français, du moins assez correctement.

dans le worst case, google trad mon ami.

You really think you're alone in Syria, don't you?
Well you're not. We have special forces on the ground for scouting purposes and have regular airstrikes.