Be Indonesian

>be Indonesian
>nation got stuck in the dark ages for 4 centuries thanks to Dutch and Japs (don't worry, no hard feelings)
>nation declared independence, got a lawful good dictator for 3 and half decade
>VIVA LA REVOLTION.bmp
>we democracy now
>president and council was Old Order's relics, practices cold collective dictatorship from behind the shadows, stuck with them for 12 years
>2015, a liberal-nontotalitarian got elected as presidente
>council be like, "just let him be for now, we shall control him later"
>president is based (although is backed up by the descendant of Old Order's dictatorship)
>council panicked
>the governor of the capital slipped up, controversially and allegedly "slender the religion of the majority"
>council utilize local religtard tryhard guild, plans a coup to topple said governor
>pushes the agenda to coup the president too along the way

Oh, and if you're lucky, you should witness the worst coup attempt in the history of mankind by next year.

Worst, as in a shitty attempt?
Or worst as in the most bloody

Your nation hot stuck in the dark ages because youre filled with retarded brown people. It's no one else's fault but your shitty genes.

Shitty attempt.
Coup by religion never ends up good.

>filled with retarded brown people
not mad, that is actually true.

how the fuck did you manage to get islamized
youre so fucking far away from arabia it boggles my mind how that shit happened

you've forgotten to add

>Converted to Islam

Keen for Love Live Sunshine season 2....

Demak (1475–1548) was a mistake.

Indonesia was never meant to have 200 million people. why the fuck do asians on islands produce so much? Realistically indonesia should have maybe 10-20 million people and the entire country's population should have been ethnically cleansed in favor of the Japanese. At least they have been proven to be able to create modern civilization (even if they got help from the west).

Islam fucked you up, with a little help from turbojew Chink elites. Well done for wilfully destroying your great warrior culture and all that lovely architecture you muzzie scum.

Time to get back on your rice paddy, inlander. The totoks will be back soon.

Be honest
If it wasn't for us (and any other colonial power) would you be off any better right now?

Should Indonesia dissolve y/n

Should Belgium dissolve y/n?

it's already happening 2bh but who cares

Arabs traded with Indonesians a lot for their spices in the past.

Basically Indonesians (too many ethnic groups in Indonesia to keep track of) sold their spices and Arabs sold their religion. Great trade!

Is it actually or is it just like the last 20 years

Come back to us. Then we can build a wall to keep the Walloons out.

more like Majapahit was one of those empires that only cared about keeping their empire together so they couldn't give a fuck what religion their subjects followed, that allowed Islam to get entrenched in the spice islands rather than just some status following the religion

>status
states*

Through trade on the Indian Ocean. It's also why Muslims are in India and Africa. Arabs lacked the contempt for merchants you see in say, East Asia and traded for centuries along the Indian Ocean. Indonesia is also known as the Spice Islands. Spices like Nutmeg and Tuneric come from there. Arabs used to make stories about how hard and dangerous a place Indonesia is to be able to up the prices on spices more. Indonesia would get Islam as a product of interracting with Muslim traders essentially. Europe wanted access to that, but the easy route was blocked off by the Ottomans (which is why you have a European colony in South Africa).

How does it feel to be bad guys in this season of south park

Yes yes very well

HOWEVER

>Indonesia
>History of mankind

From what I know, Indonesian Islam was actually fairly calm and peaceful until the 90's, when the Saudis began funding the mosques.

Then the church burnings began.

everyone says shit like this, but they're never lining up to die for the idea

Because people don't like to be bound by castes.

And the hindu/buddhist kingdoms were falling apart

Because the govt basically made a deal with religious leaders to submit to the government in exchange for anti-blasphemy laws. The New Order shaped the ideal of "good muslim" and united them under it.

You forgot the part where the new president is allowing chinese migrant workers to steal our jobs.