Alright which of you mooks sent in a fake story to my school newspaper? What the fuck is wrong with guys...

Alright which of you mooks sent in a fake story to my school newspaper? What the fuck is wrong with guys. We have a enough fake news going around. Did you think we wouldn't pick up on the "my wife's son..." bit? Or the it's 2016 thing? Jesus Christ Sup Forums get your shit together.

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kek

>Fathima Gassem

Bane?

TOP FUCKING KEK

You keep doing this this and eventually the normies will be on to how you got Donald elected using meme magic. You Must stick to the shadows or all of it will have been for nothing!

>I am a Muslim American Woman
>My wife's son

>Trump, who is supported by white supremacists like Steven Crowder and Stefan Molyneux, is a menace for all Muslims

LMAO

>he was a big guy, for me
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

Top kek you can just fill the entire fucking story choke full of memes and the airheads will publish it

>Islam is an inherently feminist ideology so naturally I stood by a strong, progressive leader like Secretary Clinton.

kek

Does the naivete of these fags have anything resembling a limit?

>comments

Thank you so much for saying this, just the other day I saw Drumpf supporters throwing cock roaches at this young Muslim man who appeared to be of Turkish origin, they kept saying "BE WITH YOUR KIND, BE WITH YOUR KIND" while giving Crowder (he's a new neo nazi leader) salutes.

It sickens me that this is what America has become, from vibrant diversity, to full blown Sam Hydean white supremacy. I will pray to Allah for you.

Well if they published it then they clearly didn't pick up on the memes, faggot

Sup Forums account detected. no profile picture and (((Markus Schultz)))

>He was a big guy, for me
If I take off the hijab, will you die?

I hope so lmao

>sam hydean white supremacist

Your post was two seconds before mine but my post number is one earlier than yours

>TFW I genuinely thought I stumbled in on Sup Forums when I read the catalogue.

Kek speaks

>He was a big guy, for me.

>He was a big guy, for me.
>“You have to go back” and “Turk roaches are ruining this place.”

>Miami Student
>Based in Ohio

>I am a Muslim American woman
>My wife’s son
I lost it at the signature though.
>Fathima Gassem
>Gassem

miami ohio senpai

>students thought they were going to sunny Miami for college
>Nope, Oxford, OH

>That lawnmower
Hand-mangler 9000

Found the school, I'm slow
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Yo dawg in our defense our university came first. But I'm seriously disappointed in the fucking newspaper. How could they miss that shit?

Be honest you wrote that OP
If so that was great.

So many obvious jokes but still apparently subtle enough they couldn't tell.

maybe they're not turbovirgins who browse Sup Forums 6 hours a day

Swear I didn't man. Hell I don't have then ingenuity to weave in all those memes. We're dealing with a class a kek cultist here.

Its not just Sup Forums memes though
The third sentence is
>Islam is an inherently feminist ideology
You don't need to browse Sup Forums to think that is bullshit.

>Fathima Gassem

>pretending britbongs don't actually call a toothbrush a bitey-flickey

>I wear a hijab. As I was walking to class the other day a man approached me. He was a big guy, for me.

>saying awful things like “You have to go back” and “Turk roaches are ruining this place.”

> My wife’s son walked into the room and asked why I was crying.

>white supremacists like Steven Crowder and (((Stefan Molyneux)))

>Islam is an inherently feminist ideology
>I mean, it’s 2016
>people of color [POC]
>He was a big guy, for me
>You have to go back” and “Turk roaches are ruining this place.”
>My wife’s son
>white supremacists like Steven Crowder and Stefan Molyneux
>Fathima Gassem
How can you even pack such a small peice of writing with so many memes without it getting picked up at all? Whoever wrote this must have an IQ of 140+.

Cheeky

Kek, serious journalism here folks

sure

Someone has to archive this for posterity.

OR maybe they are, and they didn't "miss" anything...

>Light bulb
fite me rite now

Indeed, faggot OP wrote it.

Like no-one else but a 400pound 4chinner could write them memes.

GOD BLESS WHOEVER MADE THIS

Where does our reach end?
Also
>checked

...

I burst into tears.

posterity

Why does Molymeme get echoes?

>miamistudent.net/?p=17018343
toppest of keks

>It sickens me that this is what America has become, from vibrant diversity, to full blown Sam Hydean white supremacy. I will pray to Allah for you

my fucking sides jesus christ

>>Fathima Gassem

lost it

come on which one was you

This is gold

>inplying an irrelevant meme board had any influence what so ever in the outcome of this election
Pol delusions

That statement is BS and everyone knows it

Holy fucking kek that was funny

His mother is Jewish

hard to say. I'm sure.. well, no. I'm not. I was going to say I'm sure if you tried to convince people that breathing is racist nobody would bite, but I really can't say that for certain anymore

woah

nice catch

60 Minutes blamed Trump for the rise in "True" accounts of Muslims and minorities being abused by his supporters.

The (retarded) response from CAIR was priceless, they took the bait:
>>"Fathima, I hope you are ok. If you haven't already, please do report this incident to the police. If you need any help with this please give us a call, CAIR in Cincinnati stands ready to help."

am somewhat a normie so i cant lie that when i first read it i didnt notice anything until
>Gassem

What was the britbong /fit/ article? This is almost as good.

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>My boyfriends wife is literally shaking