9/1/1939

You wake up on September 1 1939 as Adolf Hitler. What do you do first?

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GTKRWN!!

Buy gas for the Benz, that shit drinks like an alcoholic

Go looking for some German chicks in need of a free mustache ride

attacking russia after britain has fallen.

not start a catastrophic world war would be one thing, try to enlist poland`s help in deleting communism from the planet. do some amphetamine and cocaine with my buddy Goebbels and generally chill, also maybe improve the economy even more.

Gab eva braun by the pussy and not trying to invade soviet union

Put all effort on nuke research, pointing out they miscalculated the amount of uranium needed to do it. Keep it cool with Stalin.

Grab*

Completely destroy the Royal Air Force early in the war

>t. Pole
This timeline is pretty dope. Don't ruin it with your butthurt.

never ever attack russia in winter

Establish air dominance over Britain, keep bombing the airstrips fuck the cities. Once they are cleared go ahead with Operation Sea Lion and bomb the fuck out of the Royal Navy if they try and stop it. Don't declare war on USA with Pearl Harbour, wait until England is gone.
Don't try to take over Russia, collect as many anti-communist/ White army left overs and give it back to any Tsar family I can.
Put scientists to work on Nuclear weapons.

Nuke New York and Washington.

go down on Eva

break alliance with japan. Hirohito was a fucking crazy asshole. They are the main reason why Hitler lost. Also don't invade everyone near germany.

thicc..

think about how to keep these bribes going to my officers.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bribery_of_senior_Wehrmacht_officers

She looks exactly like my mother. Not even kidding.

He attacked ussr because they were preparing, to win the war he should have attacked ussr
as early as possible, before France, before everything.

Learn German.

>not start a catastrophic world war would be one thing
Was giving Germans back Danzig and building a corridor in exchange for peace a bad proposal you polski cunts?

> do some amphetamine and cocaine with my buddy Goebbels
Where did you learn this? Was it on (((History Channel)))? I guess ancient aliens are real too.

Now I have an idea for a sick 80's style movie

Gorilla fuck Eva braun

i don't know. we're on a timeline were the atom bomb was used only twice and hydrogen bombs not at all. doesn't seem to me you should want to fuck with that. yes, ww2 was bad, but it could have been so much worse.

boooiii

Take over Poland. After that, maintain Molotov Ribbentrop pact to avoid the original mistake of declaring war on Russia. focus westward. Eventually take Britain. After that hold off the Americans.

Fuck hot Nazi chicks.

come on, you took their original clay before the 20th century and fought it to take their land back

Jerk off,i mean i just woke up.