Best sex of my life was with black-haired Scots girl so she's making me come over all nostalgic.
Anthony Rodriguez
The best children in need was when Alan Sugar did a celeb-apprentice skit and the dragons from dragons den did a dancing routine.
Collective wealth of over £2 billion and they were asking regular people to donate money to build football pitches for kids in Africa.
Oh I forgot to mention that this was during the recession.
Daniel Morales
Poor lad desu
Cameron Carter
Wow, this is the first year I legitimately had no idea Children in Need was on. Not that I'd have watched it either way.
Daniel Cook
Unless you're a big PC dyke or a refugee then I doubt you're her type mate
Eli Bennett
u wot
Michael Cook
post pics :3
Henry Mitchell
I wouldn't quite go that far desu
Ryan Parker
Is it Children in Need tonight? Got rid of telly.
Jeremiah Ward
"son"
Joshua Kelly
That reminds me.
The TV licence man came round mine the other day.
I thought they were a myth.
Aiden Turner
I only know as they had some charity shit going when I went for lunch.
The only thing children need is the final solution.
James Price
Did you tell him to fuck off?
Jacob Carter
Yeah and it's as representative of the population as you'd expect
Isaac Wilson
If only I had some. This was way back, before camera phones were much good.
Elijah Gray
did you invite him in for a nice cuppa and a chat?
Benjamin Carter
Going to church on Sunday lads. Never been before. Wish me luck.
Kayden Walker
Don't ever let one in your house, they aren't allowed in no matter what spiel they give you
Christian Sullivan
There's nothing wrong with using a trip
Charles Russell
Yes, but "Londoners for Gibsmedats" might be more appropriate
David Foster
blow it up for peaceful purposes then call them racist
Alexander King
Well it's on the BBC and they seem to think that everywhere is London
Andrew Jones
Post Karens
Joshua Brooks
Why? Do you believe?
Wyatt Hughes
Si did I TBQH. Refuse to pay the fuckin' Beeb 150 quid a year to spread their lefty shit.
Camden Baker
What just happened on children in need? Bunch of teenagers playing music badly, and it cuts to the other studio
Nathaniel Bennett
Who the fuck is this bint
Brandon Morgan
No it was odd.
He kept calling me "bruv" and when I admitted I didn't have a licence he confiscated my TV.
Liam Ramirez
Fuck me. I know I'm the last white man in London, didn't realise it was the same everywhere!
Brody Martinez
hope it's church of england lad
Gavin Gray
Only if you post some enoch's back at me
Jeremiah Campbell
Karen is shit
Colton Murphy
...
Joseph Long
Wedding or Funeral?
Jack Bailey
was he..melanin enhanced?
Charles King
i fucked ur mum nig
Angel Green
I want to forcefully impregnate Karen. I want to stalk her late at night from bar to bar as she hangs out with friends, waiting for her to go home alone I shall drag her into the darkest, filthiest corner of London. The devil himself will cry tears of joy as he is about to witness the unholy sins I will perform on Karen for my own and her pleasure. The magnetic field of the earth itself shall breakdown due to the savage, primal force of relentless breeding as I pump gallons of my seed inside her womb, filling and covering her in cum until she is a mindbroken, loveslobbering pile of bodyly fluids...
Austin Kelly
God save the Queen.
Jaxon Turner
Sure thing Ahmed
Aaron Jenkins
please tell me you're not going to make a thing out of this
Angel Lewis
>only true patriots know what happens next
Angel Bell
I want to forcefully impregnate german wimmen. I want to stalk her late at night from bar to bar as she hangs out with friends, waiting for her to go home alone I shall drag her into the darkest, filthiest corner of London. The devil himself will cry tears of joy as he is about to witness the unholy sins I will perform on Karen for my own and her pleasure. The magnetic field of the earth itself shall breakdown due to the savage, primal force of relentless breeding as I pump gallons of my seed inside her womb, filling and covering her in cum until she is a mindbroken, loveslobbering pile of bodyly fluids...
Jace Bennett
>He kept calling me "bruv" and when I admitted I didn't have a license he confiscated my TV.
Sebastian Moore
This.
Julian Taylor
>I want to forcefully impregnate Karen Typical german immigrant
Adrian Robinson
How old is Karen? Is she loli?
Cameron Myers
Lol he probably was just a local chav who saw you get a tv delivered and though he could con you
Anthony James
Singing the song of angry men.
Ayden Roberts
Not helped by the fact Londoners are seemingly taught that they're normal average citizens Nah don't worry it was a London school m8
Wyatt Harris
In regard to the snoopers charter being passed I would like to take the opportunity to call out GCHQ and say this: I'd totally ram my cock right up inside Theresa May's cinnamon hole giving it a thorough wiggle until the ice frosting finishes the bun :^)
Daniel Cook
lolifags need to be killed
Noah Anderson
What? you let him take your telly? Did he have a gun?
Jonathan Peterson
At least Germany is assimilating to Muslim culture well.
Jason Young
is keto a meme diet lads?
Jayden Allen
The workers revolution is nigh
Connor Williams
Jesus wept! You krauts really are a bunch of degenerates ain't ya?
Dylan Reed
yes what are you looking to do lose weight or bodyfat or bulk or what
Elijah Anderson
...
Kevin Martin
I am
Brandon Wright
...
Angel Peterson
He has to be joking m8, no one is that daft! Made me kek all the same
Adam Fisher
>the commie shitposters have arrived
Justin Carter
Wars were started for less.
Lucas Turner
all of the above and gain big muscles like mr motivator
Daniel Allen
any of you fags want a Ck2 game?
Anthony Howard
I got triggered by the short global warming section in planet earth 2 =(
Hunter Lopez
...
Christopher Gutierrez
Has anyone got the gif of corbyn dancing
Christian Anderson
no.
Julian Brooks
*snoops on your browser history* oi oi what's this then?
Grayson Reyes
How the Fuck isn't there a massive movement against the snoopers charter ? When there are movements against literally everything else ? This is something I could get behind for once
Elijah Miller
Tv's aren't just for watching bbc though. He shouldn't be allowed to do that.
Jason Martinez
You were joking about him taking your telly and I fell for it, surely?
Levi Green
I am agnostic atheist - I think God probably doesn't exist.
But I think a widespread belief in God and divine judgement is nessisary for the kind of peaceful society in which I'd like to live. And on a personal level, I can't function without an objective morality. And there can be no objective morality without God - so I will act as if he does exist and prey that he does.
Michael Torres
I'm just really enthusiastic about denying the holocaust, don't judge me
Tyler Peterson
Assuming you are working out with real exercises and not 1kg dumb bells. Eat 500 Calories above maintenance of any food just not too much fatty shit for 6 months at least then cut moderately while lifting a lot. Don't forgot Compound exercises and a little bit of cardio and some core shit
Chase Lewis
>female police officers bust down your door >SIR WE HAVE A WARRANT TO CHECK YOUR INTERNET HISTORY >..o..okay >SIR, YOU SEEM TO BE BROWSING A LOT OF ADULT SITES, DO YOU NEED MILKING >uh sure >SEND IN JAMAL, SARG
Jace Phillips
No... Like I said he just kept saying "bruv" and that I had to "sort it out"
He also took the PS4 which makes no sense to me
Jason Torres
Can't play or else May will get me for downloading all the DLC from /gsg/'s archive. Have a picture from my most recent playthrough instead.
