As a former Marine grunt this is the most boner-inducing news I've heard since Election night. For those who don;t know, this guy is a living legend who is universally revered by any Marines who served in the past 20 years. He's also a quote machine.
Trump considering retired Marine General James "Mad Dog" Mattis for SecDef
Carson Gray
Justin Moore
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Connor Cruz
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Jace Flores
Jose Walker
he seems to be qualified and able, but is he willing? seems like a stretch to pull him out of his good retirement for this kind of thing.
Joshua Torres
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Josiah Martin
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Jackson Perez
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Jeremiah Clark
This man has dedicated his life to the art of war-fighting. He never married and has no children. I am willing to bet that he would be more than willing to take the position if offered it.
William Evans
a true hero
"Mad Dog" seems like a derogatory nickname though. usually mad dogs are a bad thing!
Jonathan Harris
IN THE US whoever kills most civilians is a true hero.
Pathetic pigs.
Kayden Reed
marines are known as "devil dogs" nufriend.
Michael Butler
Sounds like a really boorish moron. I guess he fits the bill.
Logan Morris
Nice id lol.
Are these quotes legit though? Cuz I love them all.
Nathaniel Adams
nice ID 8Fag
Gabriel Lee
according to wikipedia his callsign is CHAOS
Michael Phillips
Note out of Hillary Clinton's play book
Anthony Walker
To me it sounds more cliche than derogatory.
If it were me, I'd be secretly kind of insulted that they couldn't bother coming up with something original.
Carson Evans
Hahaha I love it, this guy is like a fucking movie character
Luis Hernandez
Says Japan... Want some Comfort women?
David Rodriguez
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Lincoln White
Strange your father at Nanjing said the same thing.
Jacob Parker
Afghanis openly molest little boys. Fuck 'em. Shoot them all down.
Michael Phillips
Whoever he is, he better fucking undo all the fucking military-debilitating SJW-pandering tradition-ruining bullshit that all the branches have undergone during obama. Or else.
OR ELSE.
Gabriel Gray
Tbh if these are actually his quotes and not memes he sounds like a 13yo edgy tryhard
But at least he's not a poof
Evan Young
Eastern WA here, you're welcome.
Nicholas Butler
Damn all this time i thought the sniper from tf2 came up with that
Kevin Hall
He sounds like somebody from another century, and I mean that in the best possible way.
Nicholas Hughes
This man is human garbage Trump better not pick him.
Anthony Roberts
holy fuckin shit
Dominic Butler
>being this leaf
Justin Martin
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John Lee
>As a former Marine grunt
Literally the first thing you said, nice ID btw, fagleg.
Ian Watson
Sorry "xie" or is it "xur", your opinion is not valid here.
Carson Ward
I'm very right-wing but that man is pure scum. He called Alex Jones a pussy.
Bentley Diaz
he probably considers most men to be pussies leaf
Gavin James
Leaf be gone
John Brooks
>99200296
shoo shoo shill
Logan Baker
>Clinton is a warhawk! Trump is the candidate of peace!
>HAHAHAHA THIS GENERAL CALLED THIS GUY A PUSSY FUCKING BASED BASED BASED SHOOT ALL SANDNIGGERS
Jayden Anderson
Well said.
Adam Fisher
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Ethan Rivera
>And then I posted a picture, and it was fucking hilarious and I never had to think critically about anything
Alexander Adams
Kek decided in this thread that he wants Mattis for SecDef.
Personally being a muhreen too, I would love to see him as SecDef, the man is a literal warrior monk
Christopher Hall
Grayson Gutierrez
Not an argument.
Isaiah Cruz
>anti russia
into the trash he goes
Blake Diaz
Respond to non-arguments with non-arguments.
Alexander Fisher
That is fucking badass
Christian Rogers
>CHAOS
praise kek
Jeremiah Peterson
That's literally what I did though.
Chase Cooper
Raise your game faggot, shadilay
Robert Nguyen
Go to hell you emaciated nip faggot. Apologize to China for what you did to them and then after that we can talk.
Zachary Cox
"Literally" tell for cognitive dissonance. Caused your hallucinations by pointing out the contradictions.
Owen Rodriguez
I've worked with marines a fair bit, and I credit their attitude to mattis.
I hope he gets it.
Dominic Stewart
>his callsign is CHAOS
>those digits
Praise Kek
Liam Walker
The fucking irony.
Jaxon Powell
Americans just don't learn. Enjoy more of your wars in middle east. Hope Trump brings back conscription and all of you morons get drafted and killed by ragheads.
Christian Hall
Alex Jones is retarded. Jesus Christ I hope that was just a troll comment.
Fuck me, I suppose you think David icke is a leader of the alt right as well? I think those $90 "brain force x" pills are giving you brain damage, fucking leaf piece of shit get the FUCK out of my country
Wyatt Flores
GET SOME, CUCCBOI
Samuel Bailey
GET SOME, CUCCBOI
Evan Jenkins
"Fucking" tell for cognitive dissonance.
Connor Miller
>44
>chaos
you cant make this shit up
Jaxon Ortiz
blog.usni.org
>“Let me tell you a Jim Mattis story.” General Krulak said, when he was Commandant of the Marine Corps, every year, starting about a week before Christmas, he and his wife would bake hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of Christmas cookies. They would package them in small bundles.
>Then on Christmas day, he would load his vehicle. At about 4 a.m., General Krulak would drive himself to every Marine guard post in the Washington-Annapolis-Baltimore area and deliver a small package of Christmas cookies to whatever Marines were pulling guard duty that day. He said that one year, he had gone down to Quantico as one of his stops to deliver Christmas cookies to the Marines on guard duty. He went to the command center and gave a package to the lance corporal who was on duty.
>He asked, “Who’s the officer of the day?” The lance corporal said, “Sir, it’s Brigadier General Mattis.” And General Krulak said, “No, no, no. I know who General Mattis is. I mean, who’s the officer of the day today, Christmas day?” The lance corporal, feeling a little anxious, said, “Sir, it is Brigadier General Mattis.”
>General Krulak said that, about that time, he spotted in the back room a cot, or a daybed. He said, “No, Lance Corporal. Who slept in that bed last night?” The lance corporal said, “Sir, it was Brigadier General Mattis.”
>About that time, General Krulak said that General Mattis came in, in a duty uniform with a sword, and General Krulak said, “Jim, what are you doing here on Christmas day? Why do you have duty?” General Mattis told him that the young officer who was scheduled to have duty on Christmas day had a family, and General Mattis decided it was better for the young officer to spend Christmas Day with his family, and so he chose to have duty on Christmas Day.
>General Krulak said, “That’s the kind of officer that Jim Mattis is.”
Ian Brown
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Joseph Jones
Go rake yourself, faggot.
Angel Martinez
Here's the question, I'm all for him being SecDef but how massive will the liberal salt be from him being appointed?
Hes an experienced, tough, grizzled, masculine Marine combat veteran and a FUCKING WHITE MALE who has said its an enjoyable experience to kill hajis.
We have to meme this into existence guys
Carter Stewart
>OP claims MUH REEN
>fag in ID
Kayden Young
>unmarried, childless guy talking about pussy
Jaxon Miller
It's rumored his dick is 15' long.
Thomas Roberts
it's only fitting that the mad man have his mad dog
Julian Hernandez
get the fuck out
Christian Nguyen
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Benjamin Richardson
Checked my man, PRAISE KEK!!
Luis Thomas
>confirmed
Mason Russell
>referring to chaos
>the two posts with kek are blessed
>others are just singles
PRAISE KEK
Hunter Reed
Holy fuck something to be proud of
Angel Gonzalez
that quote... Fuck, this man is a genius
Parker Reed
But why did this old guy never got a family?
It's not like he lived in an age of SJW cuckery. In his time, it was probably easier to get a wife than today.
Dylan Walker
>Having a problem with a literal warrior monk.
Liam Anderson
>5454
Isaiah Bennett
Whats your point?
Luke Ortiz
>ID
kek has blessed you brother
shadilay
Zachary Thompson
I have no idea how the military works.
Do you get to pick your callsign or is it randomly assigned? Or do your troops get to decide or something?
Christian Thomas
>Giving power to someone who has nothing to live for but killing.
He's getting appointed in a political position, you know, a military making political decisions is a bad idea.
Chase Richardson
Holy shit, my dad went there.
They're not too far from the Hanford reactors that were used to develop one of the atom bombs in WW2. As such, their teams are called the Bombers, they use a mushroom cloud as their logo, and they have/had a tiled bomb on the school floor, and a big bomber mural on the wall outside. Pic related.
Bentley Lopez
THE DAY OF THE RAKE AWAITS YOU LEAF!
Christopher King
That's why the Secretary of Defense position requires the applicant to be out of the military for at least 10 years before being eligible to avoid conflicts of interest.
Matthew Thompson
>"Hitler did nothing wrong" -Isaac Newton
Wyatt Sanchez
Alright Ken get back to podcasting.
Tyler Ramirez
>he spent 4 years in Ellensburg
That would explain his unending well of anger.
Wyatt Torres
GET SOME, CUCCBOI
Colton Mitchell
You know how MGTOWs always bring up the point that some of the best and brightest men in history never married or had children(Newton, Tesla, Nietche, Beethoven) because they dedicated their lives to a certain study/practice instead? This is one of those men.
Nicholas Long
Lol shut up and learn your place nip
Jaxon Peterson
Is he Blaha's father
Jaxson Moore
He is married to his duty, job and country, user.
Jeremiah Collins
official callsigns: are assigned
unofficial callsigns: for aviators and such are earned. they're the edgier brother to:
nicknames: work like nicknames in the regular world but more like pic related
Eli Allen
chekt and erekt
Oliver Nelson
>Richland High School
Go Bombers!
Colton Sanders
It's no rumor. He went by General Jim "Big Long Schlong" Mattis in my company. He'd come shower with us when we were prepping for penis inspection day.
Jaxon Hernandez
A guy in my company, on the first day we arrived at our operating units fresh from SOI, let slip to our senior LCpls that he lost his virginity to a black girl. He was forever known as "Jungle" for the rest of our enlistment