Why does Chile (fake Texas) look like a shit stain? how is the shape like this

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Peru looks like a penis and Chile is the stream of piss spraying from it

really?

U sort of do m8. Just reminds me of a long piece of shit. Not saying you are one though

Don't they have a super strong military compared with the rest of Latin America?

Is this brit bantz?

I heard they did it like that to fuck with Argentina

Andes mountains

every cunt in chile must have a beachfront section, thats fucking rad

we helped you with argentina,and this is how you see us?

nigga, they helped you with land and resources during the Falkland War. Margaret Thatcher and Pinochet were good friends.

IM NOT CALLING YOU A SHIT STAIN.

i just said that the shape looked like one.

I'm from Texas how is it living there? Do you know what it is like to become citizen?

Shitty bantz.

Especially when Chile is one of the few decent south American nations.

1/10

i told you bro, i always told you

Chile is essentially England and Spain refusing to let one South American nation having access to both the pacific and atlantic trade routes. If Argentina could access northern Chile sea ports as a single economic entity they'd actually become a first world country.

to any country=nuke chile for us plz tnx

say you are an albino haitian, youll get here free

hows living here? depends, theres really high income neighbordhoods that are pretty much first world, then there are your tipical shitholes, but arent as bad as the rest of latin america, delinquency is kinda of a big problem but there arent like higly orginesed crimes or cartels or any of that shit

>Chile is essentially England and Spain refusing to let one South American nation having access to both the pacific and atlantic trade routes

You clearly don't know shit. Chile and Argentina are different people because Andes separated us. The colonies developed differently through the centuries and made their own countries.

Its the people who held out and managed to avoid becoming argentinian.

Makes sense when you realize the eastern boarders are a big ass mountain range.

hey dont say that, you wouldnt have anywhere to go to vacations and buy shit, cant do that in your shit economy blackie ; )

Its a glorious beach where middle aged american women go seek their toyboys.

Dominicans and Argentinians are the niggest

I like you Chile your not socialist shit hole! Also you guys are on the ring of fire like me so you guys know them quakes and volcanos

In this country, even the socialist are right wing.

>Compared to the rest of Latin America
I think that would be Brazil
Chile is somewhat stronk but because they're UK bitches

We have more than one climate, though.

I go to paraguay and "Triple Frontera"

How dare you question my wild guess.

>UK
>Literally a country with no power projection

Are you being stupid or something?

Your contry is bretty dank famalam. But the shape is laughable

No wonder they're nicknamed tapeworm of SA. In fact, they deserve even less.

that's a left over country .

>Argentina
>making fun of chile
WEW LAD

your flag look like a glory hole

>American
>confusing memes with reality
oh boy

Tell me this is out of scale. Chile deserves a third of that shit at most, I'm mad now.

Because of the Andes Mountains

>Are you being stupid or something?
Yes.
I just wanted to talk shit about chile, it's always fun. Btw I'm planning in moving over there. Do you know something about medical degrees compatibility between south american countries?

thank you

i went to chile for vacation

it is a very white country, lots of white people there, great stuff

>HE TRUSTED THE ETERNAL ANGLO

Point and laugh, people.

>Yes.
Kek.

Got you famalam (quick search in google)

uchile.cl/portal/presentacion/relaciones-internacionales/revalidacion-de-titulos-extranjeros/96178/reconocimiento-en-el-ministerio-de-educacion

Chile is all coastline. That's pretty awesome actually.

>Argentinaiswhite.jpg

Is there one of those for Chile?

>confusing memes with reality
After Brexit and Trump I'm afraid memes are reality. I'm scared that any second now I will turn into an actual monkey.

>Argentina
Kek

Nope, we do.

No, that's Colombia.

You also should fear that if you don't reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep

kek if true

dude it is true, there are a lot of white people in chile

it is not like mexico where everyone is brown

southern cone of latin america = very white

It's a good question. How does one arrive at such ridiculous borders? Why aren't you just part of Argentina?

Noooooooo:(

No, because of immunity cat.

Our flag is at least 20 years older than Texas

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Because the Andes are to our right

So if I wanted to live a quiet rural life?

Thanks m8

Chilean thread? Neat

What are we doing for the elections this year? Personally I think we should put Ossandon in office, but regardless, this should be a good chance to test the memetic warfare like big bro USA

Go to the southern part of Chile, it's by far the comfiest we have

>Ossandon
I'm still waiting to see what they propose, but I'm leaning towards him, I don't want Piñi to sell us to his globalist buddies, and Kast is Piñera-lite

Southern Chile is comfy as fuck.

We gave some patagonia to argentina because they are fucking backstabbers.
Wena wn
i need a valpo gondola to complete my deck.

>Valdivia

The best

Voting for Guillier here.

AMA

>voted evopolis for municipales
did i did the right thing?

Valdivia is the true patrician city

Also an acceptable choice, but still, don't know what they are proposing

Any vote that isn't NM is a correct choice

it is, i want to go live to puerto varas or some shit, everytime i go its the comfiest shit, maybe its tourist delusion, or maybe german immigration was something good

Oh sit

Anda a la puta que te parió. Negro de mierda

Never been to Valparaiso, what would it have beyond all the ranbow houses piled up?

Cause there's a giant mountain range along their border serving as a natural wall protecting them from the rampaging Argentinian hordes.

Dog shit and graffiti.

We aren't that bad, we are really nice if you spend time with us.

Second hand high, trafic jams, feral doggos, faggots and cumas
Enjoy your stay

If argentina and chilel just had our crime rates south america wpuld be best america.

Ayy I was at a military parade in the capital of Chile a while back and those fuckers couldn't even lift their legs in sync.

Best way to spend time with Argies is to enjoy looking at their corpses littering the seabed.

Valparaiso is a shithole except for some selected places.

Viña del Mar and the other cities near Valpo are pretty fucking awesome tho.

ITT people who don't understand mountains

piss smell all over the place, enjoyable if you are still in your teens due to decent night life, otherwise there's not much more to see

d-dont bully the Argies!

>MUH PRUSSIAN TRADITION REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This, learn geography you fucking idiots

At least us keep the best of you old history marching and going on.......

Because the Andes

edgy

>tfw ur so based u say heil hitler with your foot

That war was a fucking joke. The militar-goverment were losing their shit, people didn't wanted them anymore. So first thing they needed to do, is to unite people... How?
>Nationalism!
Fine, how do we make this happen?
>Let's fucking go over that frozen piece of shit full of faggots and declare it is ours!!! then go to war because the UK was already too cucked to let a south american country take something from them

bin that knife

Sounds lovely.

Maybe I could try a north Gondola, but I'm really struggling to think of a halfway decent place that brings the comfy feelng.brownn barcelona

Not edgy, you lost, stay BTFO.

That would be Brazil.
Chile and Colombia and Argentina are stronk, but none of them could actually take us one on one.
If any of them allied with us we would be able to divide Latin America without any problem tho, since we're the only ones with an actual military.

I like Chile becausse there are at least 50 bulgarians living there.

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That fucking sucks tought it if wasnt for the cartels south america would be on its prime,btw africa is the shitiest tier country in the planet

is brazil an overall shitty country? i mean there has to be some nice comfy places with white people but i guess you have way too much nigger dwelling there chimping out

>Implying your army would stand a chance against us.