TURN ON FOX

Never heard of Tucker Carlson, but he is GOING IN ON THIS GUYS DONUT HOLE RIGHT NOW

Defending Jeff Sessions

youtube.com/watch?v=Rzn9vKcTFvE

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Tucker Carlson is a faggot

that was tasty rape

it's a new show

libtards get BTFO every night

A fucking leaf.

Came here to post about what a fucking Pimp Tucker is and what an asset he will be to the Trump Administration. God Bless America.

Wow, Tucker fucking destroyed that cuck.

>b-but muh KKK!

i know this my new favorite show he just wrecks people

He laid it in his asshole. That fat fuck was stuttering the whole time

"W-well he said the word KKK before"


That guy was telling straight up lies and Tucker called him out on every fucking one of them. Loved it

How long has it been on air?

He is basically Sup Forums incarnate. His ratings are through the roof but he's going to say something stupid in say, 2 weeks and probably removed from the air.

Tucker Carlson is based as fuck. I love that guy, I'm so glad they gave him a show.

this is the first week, you got to go back and check out some of the episodes he fucking destroys brainlet journalists for being lazy and knowing nothing about politics

Since Monday. It replaced that bitch Greta van Sustren's show..

you really don't know who tucker carlson is?

I don't mean that in a rude way or anything, I am legitimately surprised. Not that he is a huge power house or anything he's just been in the game for decades. Leibowitz ruined his other show where they'd have a republican and a democrat do their talking points.

I can't believe that fat cuck was even willing to go on the show. What a retard.

He's based. For now

You could see his face at the end, he knew how hard he got wrecked. Wouldn't be surprised if it impacts his career negatively.

if trump gives romney any position at all hes a cunt

lol twitter storm.

low pressure system brewing over Kanye West.

kek

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Tucker "Fuck'em Up" Carlson

agreed

>The fucking election map is Tuckers transition page.

Yeah, never heard of the guy, don't know why. I don't watch TV because I don't have cable. But Im at someones house that has cable right now, and watching. It's pretty good so far, never seen a host rip into someone so definitively like that before. He destroyed him, not on opinions but with facts. Top notch stuff

I like how disgusted he was about having to read out a story about Kanye West.

tucker's been ruining careers and thrashing egos all week, he even went in on geraldo who just smiles and shakes his head then lies some more and collects a paycheck

Why would you make the exact same thread then leech people over?

>The fucking election map is Tuckers transition page.

It's fucking perfect.

Oh shit he's gonna go to town on this fool

He destroyed a SJW from an Ivy league school earlier this week.

Was pure gold.

here found it: was a Rutgers fucker.

youtu.be/CISoGx8qzCE?t=2m53s

>Tucker sets people up great.

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HA!

Im going to watch the shows he's had this week. I'm sure he had to make a splash on his first day to establish the show

Tucker has been around for at least a decade, had his own show on MSNBC, started the Daily Caller, pretty sure he did shit with Crossfire on CNN

how have you never heard of him?

Fuck off leaf. His pussy-getting all over DC and New York is notorious.

He's destroying this cuck too. Absolutely BTFO

No clue, might just be a forgettable name or something. I like him

Mine has the video. I didn't check the catalog first either because I don't give a fuck

SO YOU'RE A STATES RIGHTS GUY!?!?! HUH

HAHAHAHAHAHA


I KNEW THIS WOULD END UP IN A CRAZY PLACE

i agree with you agreeing

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9/11 jokes
Jesus christ I can see the headlines now
Based Carlson

He's the lock screen on my phone. Absolutely in love with him

Wew he just called libtards jihadists

holy shit, that guy couldn't string a coherent thought together

>laughing about 9/11
I hope you guys enjoyed it while it lasted because his show just got cancelled

F

LOL and when he wrecked him about locking the door that fucking kuk tried to pull out slavery

Carlson: "okay, throw the slavery thing in there"

>.t Rutgers student

yeah this segment is great there's going to be gold until he gets cancelled for triggering like a handicapped gay retard and gets kicked off the air

day of the rake will scoop the scum like you of the lawn of the whiteman

oh shit even the canadians dream of the day of rake !!

how'd you know I'm a Rutgers student?

Coming from the Leaf

We can see your IP address. Tough luck pal *tips fedora

This. Should have gone to Seton Hall to learn to better protect yourself

I realized after I posted you were talking about the kid on his show last night. I do go to Rutgers though

rofl

LOL

I bet you were shitting yourself.

People have posted my name on here before, because it's part of an obscure meme, and I was sweating bullets

Sam?

No, it's an obscure meme based on metal gear solid or something.

FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY

>sweating bullets
I remember somebody posted some obscure amateur porn with a girl that looked just like my gf. Same hair color, height and complexion.
I spent hours digging up more vids of the girl until I found one where she had a tattoo and then felt a wave of relief.

The Internet is a scary place lads.

My heart skipped a little bit when I first saw it.

I remember Tucker Carlson getting butt fucked by Jon Stewart about a decade ago. Amazing how times change.

hahah, I'm still looking forward to the day I see a porn with someone I knew in school. I live in so-cal, the heart of the porn industry, so it has to happen eventually

I can't imagine how you felt, probably disgusted

Jack?

Sjw feggit sounds like a valley girl

No.

>Buttgers
Thanks for adding another bye week to every Big Ten team's schedule, fags.

I really thought that guy was going to cry. He wasn't expecting the full fist up his ass.. maybe just a finger or two.

Let the man live, Tucker. He has a family for fucks sake..

>following college football

Saw this on Fox. Liberal fat fuck got BTFO; he was sounding pretty pathetic grasping at straws.

i like tucker but brit reading mean tweets was better.

>carlson wrecked him

Yea, if constantly talking over him and putting words in house is "wrecking", sure.

Sup Forums is in literal zombie-mode for anything trump does. Can't wait until he comes for precious internet.

I don't go to Rutgers so it's fun

>Sup Forums is in literal zombie-mode for anything trump does

Is trump literally Tucker?

The guy got fucking destroyed. Every time he claimed Sessions was racist, and asked what he did that was racist, the guy fucking lied. Just a straight up lie

Kek. I do know our team is really, really bad

Yea it's actually pretty impressive how bad they are. Like 7 TD's worse than the second worst team in the league lmao

He was on weekend version of Fox and Friends up until now, he's been our guy for a long time.
Loving his show so far but its one of those things where he's so good at bashing libs that I worry he'll get canned for it.

Seriously this already happened to me
>went to catholic school from K-8
>girl in our class becomes porn star
>based nerd posts the link on our community board

So-cal 714 here

Damn, that's awesome.

Name?

>Every time he claimed Sessions was racist

Except he didn't. The guy never claimed Sessions was racist. Tucker was grilling him with things like "you're literally playing from the DNC playbook"

That's when Tucker showed his true idealogue bitch colors instead of being a reporter. He wasn't interested in the truth but his side winning.

Eva DeMaria but her porn name is Karina White

Happened to me once. Someone posted a porn clip on here and I could have sworn the guy was my friend from high school. I couldn't see his face though, only his dick. I had to search all over to find the video so I could see his face before I realized it wasn't him.

fag

He clearly wrote about Sessions being a racist

Pic related

>Not realizing girls are on Sup Forums
A fucking leaf

tucker is pretty based. he was down with ron paul before Sup Forums existed

>could have sworn the guy was my friend from high school. I couldn't see his face though, only his dick

hey buddy, "faggot" is not his recognized gender pronoun, under new canadian law you can't say that any more.

Called the shill out for carrying water for the DNC and not checking out any of his facts. It was beautiful!

>never heard of tucker carlson

Why aren't you kids out birddogging chicks and banging beaver?

Rand Paul talking some foreign policy sense

Here is a good article Tucker wrote about Trump back in January, before the primaries even started

politico.com/magazine/story/2016/01/donald-trump-is-shocking-vulgar-and-right-213572

intro is great:

>About 15 years ago, I said something nasty on CNN about Donald Trump’s hair. I can’t now remember the context, assuming there was one. In any case, Trump saw it and left a message the next day.

>“It’s true you have better hair than I do,” Trump said matter-of-factly. “But I get more pussy than you do.” Click.

>At the time, I’d never met Trump and I remember feeling amused but also surprised he’d say something like that. Now the pattern seems entirely familiar. The message had all the hallmarks of a Trump attack: shocking, vulgar and indisputably true.

I think it was him or Cavuto yesterday that had some kids from Rutgers and another private college that were for sanctuary status. They couldn't say if they wanted open borders and couldn't only say it's a false equivalence to want your home safe but not your country.

I really hope those schools lose donations like Mizzou did.

>“It’s true you have better hair than I do,” Trump said matter-of-factly. “But I get more pussy than you do.” Click.

FUCKING HILARIOUS!

Glad we have that man as our president

Nah

That was hard to watch. He raped that guy so fucking hard.

>Never heard of Tucker Carlson
came up in the 1990s as the first Conservative-and-Gay TV News character. Was known for flamboyant bow-ties as a token of his "outlandishness".

Ha, yeah, that's the one I saw talking about here