Brazil thread? Brazil thread

Brazil thread? Brazil thread.

I know there's some of you lurking here right now so get the fuck in here and talk to me.

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I'm not Brazilian, but my gf is. Brazil is alright, man. I just watched Carandiru.

vai da o cu, viado

Sua mãe tem pelo na teta, filho da puta

How does it feel to come from a country which mastered the most effective unarmed fighting style known to man

r-rude

brazil offers nice gore. But nobody can beat Mexico, not even these camel piss drinking, donkey fucking monkeys in the middle east.

Fuck Brazil. You couldn't pay me to live in that shithole. Go on bestgore, like 9/10 things on there happen in Brazil.

This

Wbat a great shoop.

Calma meu.

>that gore thread we had yesterday
>that mexican with the skinned face being decapitated by a shitty hand scythe
Fucking Aztec blood.

i don't fucking know

Jesus christ... fuckin' hues can't keep it together for one minute to have a fruitful discussion without going full Corinthians on each other.

Please, kys before further sullying the reputation of the white south, nordestino nigger.

what's the best way to find monroe videos?

Can any Brazil bros tell me a story because this thread is already shit

eu amo muito o Brasil, de verdade, mas eu muito provavelmente não volto para viver no país. o amadurecimento social e político é tão lento, mas tão lento, que eu preferi aprender francês e me mudar. mas sempre que posso volto e passo férias no Brasil, faço dinheiro aqui e gasto no Brasil pra movimentar a economia, hue.

It's something I guess. I'd rather we mastered the "leave the house and don't get mugged and killed" stuff though. Now that would be A.
Pick a theme senpai.

Slice of life

This place is a shithole desu.
If kek wills it we'll have another military dictatorship soon so that we can fulfill the promise in our flag and get rid of all the commies.

I'm a fucking white male™ from huelandia AMA

The best thing in Brazil is that everything becomes a joke. Nothing is taken seriously, even very serious stuff like violence and politics. We're kinda fucked up in that way, but hey, we laugh a lot.

what kind of story do you want? there was one time I went to a night club with a friend. when we got off at 4AM he succeeded to be robbed by a transsexual prostitute who had promised a free blowjob. he got fucking rekt, kek.

W-what does this mean? A random life event?
>faço dinheiro
kek, tás morando aí faz um tempo já?

>he succeeded to be robbed by a transsexual prostitute who had promised a free blowjob.
Wew lad, do tell. Preferably in short sentences with meme arrows.

that's true. good lord do we have fun with our own shit. here in Canada people are fucking depressive and in Brazil we laugh at our own demise. gotta love that.

Tell me about your daily life or some politics or history or anything

That actually happens a lot in Rio. Specially in Lapa

It means just normal life.

Like what's an average day like. Or any day you find interesting.

Camel fuckers have the best production value though.


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brazil scat piss lesbian mfx

Can Brazil please take over my country?

I live in Curitiba, which is to Brazil what San Diego is to California. Small but important.

Very white european (polan-core) city, but has some fucked up shit once in a while.

Pic related is Oilman. This guy just cruises around town, people see him as a fuckin hero or something, specially because he's out while it's raining (most of the time).

Oilman, defender of Speedos.

>Faggs can't handle a little bit of blood

Gotta go, me and my pals are going to the temple, we need a human sacrifice in order to get health and good memes

Why does your universities turn everyone into commies? Is it because of (((them)))?

FUCK BRAZIL

yeah, go ahead and say that while everyone else says "FUCK ARGENTINA"

> me and friend both from a city on the shore called Santos
> decided to have fun in São Paulo (kinda like New York)
> go to this street where most clubs and prostitutes are
> we invent ourselves fake names/profiles so we can fuck girls without having them calling us the next day
> friend has the incredible idea of snorting cocaine
> *power goes over 9000*
> I end up with this nice chick while my friend had 0 success
> friend is mad and say "let's go this place sucks"
> 4am we're on the street
> a wild transsexual prostitute appears!
> "hello beautiful come here let me talk to you"
> friend says "i have no money, sorry"
> "don't worry i found you really beautiful and i just want to see you better"
> friend goes talk to transsexual
> friend starts touching transsexual boobs
> remember, we're on the street, people don't give a fuck
> i'm smoking my cig when my friend comes over and say "DUDE she (he) offered me a blowjob BRB"
> 10 minutes later he comes RUNNING saying he was robbed by a transsexual with a knife
> i start laughing REALLY LOUD and he's panicking going into panic mode in real fear of the transsexual demon
> worst night of his life
> made me promise never telling this to our friends back in hometown
> told everyone the next day

Pretty much, but since the 60's the whole culture has been a leftist pisspot.

PT (the fashy commie party who steals like the Russians) just got BTFO in the last elections, thank god

So is it true about how Brazil has the hottest and most trannies in the world? Are they just walking around in public or are they mostly hookers?

I'm a-asking for a f-friend...

...

that feel when she will never do hardcore porn but only this gay ass solo shit

When fascism finally kicks in we'll liberate our neighbours from the oppressio of marxist governments, don't worry, you'll be our state soon.

Shame our great leader died about a decade ago, we have to wait until kek sends us a new great leader.

I want the same info this guy is asking, f-for a friend too

> Brazil is the Rio de Janegro

kys

Hookers, mostly. I know a lot of trannies. AMA.

Secundado.

Not in the south, we're descended from literal Nazis

...

youre addicted to watching cocks going into pussies/ass

solo masturbate is a way to cleanse that off

Mostly passable or dude in a dress? Ever fucked any? How was it senpai

Unfortunately, BJJ is pretty shit against armed favelamen

fuck off nigger

Brazil politics is very, very bizarre my opinion. There are literally 50+ political parties so it's virtually impossible for a party to "govern" alone, they're obligated to make multiple alliances so they have some kind of majority.

Politics in Brazil was always a "taboo", we have even a saying that goes by "religion and politics shouldn't be discussed" (the idea is to express that everyone has one opinion and you shouldn't try to talk about it and only respect what the other thinks). There are many, many people that don't give a fuck about politics and don't understand it at all. We don't have politics in school and it's pretty much discouraged to learn. This has been changing these last few years, but we are very far away from being mature about the subject.

My life is so... dry, I'm not sure I have stories you'd find interesting. I'm a medicine student, so I spend most of my time either at the hospital or at primary health posts in vilas (sorta like favelas, but a little bit less shit). Some of it borders on the surreal, because the patients and I (along with my classmates and professors) have an immense gulf of economic/social/racial inequality between us. Everyone pretends this simply doesn't exist, but when we have to prescribe a(n expensive) medicine that the public healthcare doesn't hand out we discuss whether to even bother telling the patient about it since they might not afford it. Then there's the subtle stuff of learning how to say certain things or learning certain words you didn't even know exists. It's a visible difference between people starting the course and people who are graduating - a freshman might sometimes even have trouble asking simple questions about bowel movements, or understand complaints about it. This is the sort of stuff nobody thinks about until they start studying/practicing medicine in the third world. I know I didn't give it much thought, if at all, before I started university.

I-I'm not good at this storytelling stuff.


I think so, but this isn't a Brazil-exclusive thing, is it now?

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>literal whore waving the flag

They're fully integrated into society, its a crime to discriminate against them. If they take some time between taking cocks to read a book now and then they can even get into our glorious free public universities, there are an awful lot of them nowadays since the government sponsors the operation and the hormones.

Yes, trannies in Brazil are extremely sexy and popular. I'm Brazilian and here in Canada I worked in the porn industry and you don't even imagine how much transsexual porn is imported from Brazil, lol.

Life is gr8 where I live. Rich part of the Capitol, so we have the best HDI in the whole country.

Brazil is infested with lefties. Everywhere you go, and everywhere you look, there will always be a leftard on sight

this guy is still kicking in some timeline and making Brasil Great (for the 1st time)

Is living in Brazil really THAT bad? I've never been there, but everything I've seen online makes it look like an Africa tier shithole.

How much of the shit that we see online do you Brazilians actually encounter in your life?

Curitiba is a depressing shitty town

I enjoyed these

yo ever got yo dick wet leaf ?
Its the single best joy there is m8

Well said, Santosbro.

What's the biggest difference between Brazil and Cuckistan dor you (aside from the obvious shit like corruption and poverty)?

Mostly hookers. We have a well known whore street in my city (only the shitty ones work on the streets, though. The good stuff is at special houses/clubs). The one parallel to it has the trannies. Man, they're convincing as fuck - and expose more of themselves to get a client than the regular prostitutes do.

Most people will - best case scenario - make fun of you if you even suggest fucking a tranny, though.

yeah, im having a hard time imaging how much...you mind helping me out here

There's no real answer for your question. It depends on where you live. There are literal shitholes, but there are amazing places too. If you go to big cities like São Paulo or Rio de Janeiro you're pretty much ok. I lived in São Paulo for years and always lived in good neighbourhoods. That city is fucking amazing.

>(for the 1st time)
don't say that, burger
only monkeys think that Brazil wasn't a good country as a monarchy

top kek
>giving false names
Don't bother senpai. They don't care. I used to go whoring (swore myself an oath to stop doing it) every now and then and they never did anything about my name.

The poorer they are, the least passable. The most upper class just play crossdresser, but don't really go for silicon boobies or hormones. The ones that really spend money on it, are professionals. They see these as investments.

I fucked both trannies and crossdressers. Last september I hired a pro. Cost me 250 reais. About 70 dollars.
You can easily look for tranny hookers on your city just by googling it. Pretty good ones too.
This is a site for contacts in my city.

travesticomlocal.com.br/fortaleza/

it all depends on where you live and how rich is your family. If you live in an elite neighborhood of Rio or São Paulo, goes to a private school/university and them start working in a bank or some big finance company, you are really far away form Brazilian Africa. if you live in a small city in the south without an astronomical level of poverty or violence, maybe you are also fine. otherwise it is exactly as you see online

como aprendo portugues?

White living in a capital in the South. Fairly well off, but I've never been held up or even bothered even though I spend a lot of time downtown.

There's a word we have: "desconfiometro", which is basically your danger radar on the street. If you aren't dumb enough to walk around in ridiculously nice clothes, have a functioning desconfiometro, and know which parts of town to stay away from, you'll be fine.

At least in Curitiba.

>Last september I hired a pro. Cost me 250 reais.
>250 for a pro
Jesus christ, are trannies way cheaper or what? Where do you even live?
I dunno senpai, I never had to learn it. :^)

Tell me about the Brazilian women

I've heard their hot, easy and always horny

The people.
Although the joke is that leafs say "sorry" for everything, I feel like people here are VERY individualists and don't really give a fuck on how you feel. This is kinda normal in 1st world countries to be honest.
People here are chill, but TOO chill.
Sometimes it's hard to find someone to go to a club, or just hangout, etc. People usually have a hard time having meaningful conversations as well. It's only "small talk". It takes a long time to have some kind of "relationship", while in Brazil we fucking love each other after 15 minutes.
You can feel very alone here for this reason.

Other than that, the male canadians are LITERALLY cucks so pussy is one of the easiest things for us, Brazilians, lel.

No, its not like that. Unless ur poor, then ur fucked. Otherwise it's pretty decent

D. Pedro II was definitely great, but Brasil was still a shithole at that time. a great governor does not imply in a great county. but I get your point and kind of agree with you. way better than the degenerate republic you have nowadays

BJJ is good specially if you mix with other stuff.
Eu tô sériamente pensando em tirar um h1-b e partir pra America, tenho o mesmo sentimento.
Your friend just went to the wrong place and I bet both of you were hanging out with the wrong kind of people or just hunting some boipussy.
Because the people really whilling to work or really teach get out of the country for a better life or because they get persecuted by those red mobsters.
But that red take over is staring his own end and they are really desperate. A lot of people are waking up and thinking more outside the box.

As most other people have said, depends on where you live and your social class. I don't know about Rio, but in São Paulo and the three southern states it's decent. In capital cities it depends in what zone you're in, though. If you're thinking about the gore shit, that's pretty rare unless you're a favela nigger, and even then, chances are it won't happen to you. The over the top shit is mostly between gangs.

sauce desu

yeah you're right. we were young and we were from Santos, which is a small city and everybody knows each other, that's why we were "scared", but you're right that in São Paulo no one gives a fuck

Northeast. Yes. They are cheaper here because they "migrate" according to the season of the year. When they go to São Paulo for instance, they charge a lot more. They come back here when things are slow, so they can't really charge a local the same price they charge a tourist.

double digits require it

Find yourself a portuguese-speaking girlfriend or stay at least 6 months in Brazil. Seriously, this is the only way.

Have a brazilian gf or take portuguese courses
They are easy as fuck for ok looking gringos

>Otherwise it's pretty decent
pls don't lie to my American buddy

>RIo de Janegro
>ok
Rio is one of the biggest shithole of the country, full of niggers and leftists.

youtube.com/watch?v=8YOcOBL8KTs

can y'all just post pics of Brazilian women? I really don't give a shit about anything else

The vast majority of the population is borderline retarded. Since race is self reported the overwhelming majority of the whites reported in the census are actually mulattoes. Public schools are shit tier, amongst the worst in the world. Good private schools cost two or three times minimum wage. Public universities are decent in the math and science at the postgrad level but have been completely taken over by marxists and feminists otherwise. Private universities overwhelmingly offer law degrees, there are so many lawyers now that the profession been ruined, many have to work for free only being paid if they win. The poor see studying hard useless subjects just to get into the governmental bureocracy as a way out of poverty, even though they'll get trapped in a shit tier wage whose purchasing power is constantly reduced due to inflation for the rest of their lives.


Still we're always partying and having fun. Our whores are the best in the world, come spend your dollars here when you feel like having a good time gringo.

Not as easy as Americans. You have the "idea" they're easy because they like "gringos", but women in Brazil value themselves A LOT MORE than your women. Unless you go to the same clubs/parties that the poor goes, you probably won't see a woman "twerking" on your dick, while in US and Canada it's pretty much the golden rule.

Nice, that sounds awesome. Lived in Sweden for a while and got that same feel, people self-absorbed to absurdity. I guess we got the whole social relationships part down pat here.

I still laugh every time I see PUA's in the first world, those guys never had a (still) red-pilled society to teach them "pegada".

To all huehue fuckers. Don't forget we must praise KEK so he can bless Bolsonaro.
The memetic war will be on a new place, let's get our shit together!

I've never met anyone Brazilian who wasn't upbeat as fuck.

She's a Russian girl. Just goes by Monroe.

Kek true.

Brazil and Guatemala are hell on earth.

Katerina kozlova

Se você é especializado em uma área que eles precisam, manda brasa. Eu trabalho com Inteligência Artificial, então não foi difícil conseguir alguma coisa aqui no Canadá, principalmente em Québec onde se fala francês.

Hey Brazil, my southern neighbor
>talk about, brazil
>always talking about whores and trannies

Pic related, my ex Br namorada