"Fuck yeah, they gave the Iron Giant a sick-looking gun! You know, the thing he was known for in the movie..."
"Fuck yeah, they gave the Iron Giant a sick-looking gun! You know, the thing he was known for in the movie..."
Jackson Perez
Austin Harris
Yeah? His weaponry is a pretty core part of the plot, what with him being a giant killer robot and all.
Bentley Fisher
Does that look like any of his weapons?
Gavin Gray
It's just a prop ofr advertising, spergatron.
Mason Ortiz
I was there the other night they had Doritos on silver platters. I dig the book so I appreciated that.
Blake Diaz
Jace Ward
OH COOL EYE LASERS HE NEVER HAD THOSE BEFORE
CAN YOU SAY #BESTMOVIEEVER
Brayden Hill
Why doesn't he look like he did in his movie?
Juan Howard
he actually did, those were the first weapon of his to show up
John Jones
That's literally his forearm without a hand. They're showing off the fact that he's been built piecce by piece for the movie, unless you really think he's going to be missing chest plates in the movie too.
Jason Williams
you do realize this is isn't the "Iron Giant" right?
its a fictional depiction of an Iron Giant VR fan skin made by mid 21st century underage poverty trash.
please keep your autism under control.
Dylan Bennett
Oh no don´t tell me the rumors where true.
Luis Garcia
Someone explain what this movie is exactly.
Brayden Cooper
I guess cause it's a VR Chat so anyone can play anyone, that would make sense.
Angel Reed
Adam Long
In the future VRChat is the biggest and more profitable form of entretainment, the crazy weirdo that invented it dies and leaves an easter egg that would make whoever finds it rich.
Jack Kelly
>tumblr
Daniel Edwards
the thing that'll finally kill WB
Connor Green
Everyone is addicted to this virtual world while the real world is shitty. Creator of world dies, and has 3 keys for something that gives him his whole fortune (Willy Wonka level shit). Most of the trials turn out to be 80's trivia shit, which the main character knows.
Evil people want fortune, kill people in real life for it, moral of the story is that you should live in the real world instead of a fictional one, many many companies put their IP's in this film despite knowing the moral.
Zachary Williams
Do you know the anime Sword Art Online? It's that but with pop culture references out the ass
Ryan Evans
>click on image
>guy with a beard and some oddly colored hoodie
nah
Alexander Brooks
in your dreams fag
Lucas Parker
It sounds terrible.
Julian Garcia
Yes.
Jeremiah Foster
>(Willy Wonka level shit)
And just in case you didn't put it together on your own, they use an orchestral version of "Pure imagination" in the trailers.
Jaxson Brown
Jose Wilson
You have no idea
Oliver Collins
>Faggot can't understand it's just a silly movie
So we are having this thread again, eh?
Jordan Green
It's a neat concept but poor execution.
Tyler Powell
It's WB it literally can't be anything else
Jaxon Miller
>just turn your brain off bro
Michael Taylor
>I've never seen the film I'm shitposting about: The user
Connor Nguyen
Well yeah, the .hack games did it somewhat well.
Brayden Morris
'MEMBER IRON GIANT?
Isaac Perry
Tell me the ending. Is it real treasure or a metaphor? What does the hero get?
Jace Morgan
>suprised at BLUUU ARMMMZZZ! level autism on Sup Forums
Jason White
Trey or Matt actually said something along the lines of it looks like a movie made by the member berries
Xavier Adams
It's real. The money but the guy giving it gives this idotic as fuck speech about reality being real. Which seemed to be thrown in at the last second.
Alexander Clark
It's real, but the creator left behind a moral platitude that "real life is real" along with it, so the book could trick you into thinking it had more going on than a stream of gen x nerd references.
Zachary Ortiz
Actual excerpt from the book it was based on
Cooper Evans
itunes.apple.com
if you want to know exactly how terrible it is.
William Nguyen
Does the vr shut down or he becomes admin or the world affected in any way other than some kid gets rich?
Brandon Cooper
I think he removed the corporation that killed to gain the keys and they went bankrupt.
Charles Martinez
Nathaniel Thomas
Also he brought his friend's avatars back to life. Whoopee.
Joshua Lee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT OP YOU FUCKING CASUAL WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE OR GO BACK TO Sup Forums
Chase Watson
its funny though
its pretty much like the birth of what we have now, but like WAY WAAAAAAAAAAY more popular than it actually fucking is.
Camden Bennett
Doesnt he also go off on explaining how masturbating is literally the best thing ever or did I hallucinate that
Noah Wood
The concept is literally
>HEY GUYS REMEMBER THIS
Caleb Evans
I mean, shit, can you blame him? He fucking lived in Ohio. This is the best he could think of.
Colton Sanders
>but the katana is also a gun
Tyler Robinson
What's wrong with it? Is literally Gotg all over again
Alexander Bailey
I mean the VR shit, the fact that people escape a wasteland using tech and a tech giant allowing people to try to gain his fortune by solving riddles.
Isaac Baker
Yes, specifically that masturbation is the cornerstone of all of human achievement
Jayden Parker
dude just turn off your brains brah
Elijah Cooper
Couldn't they just remake new avatars?
Hunter Nguyen
I LEFT IT ALL IN "THAT PLACE"
Aiden Murphy
You're a fucking retard user
John Cook
Apparently Spielberg was adamant that the film is meant to be viewed with your brain turned off, so there's at least that.
Still doesn't make up for everything else, of course.
Michael Diaz
>And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami
>(Or "Knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom")
Anthony Walker
Humans aren't even unique when it comes to masturbating.
Brayden Kelly
I mean he had a fuckton if weapons he was basically a walking Swiss Army knife of advance alien weapondry built to kill god knows what
Daniel Carter
I'm actually starting to think this movie looks like fun
Have I gone insane?
Aaron Smith
GotG used old music as flavoring to the tone and Peter's character. RPO literally has nostalgia as its primary plot
Without the references, it's just Spy Kids 3
Jason Nguyen
people loved it at SXSW and it's in the 70s on rotten tomatoes right now
but yes you're insane and probably have bad taste
Connor Rodriguez
It might be. Depends on how much they do with the properties in the film. All of the references in the book were used fairly shallowly, not much clever to most of them and they don't matter too much outside of the moments they come up. Allegedly The Iron Giant is the only one that really matters in the movie though, so I expect the movie to not get very clever with all this stuff.
Christian Butler
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Joseph Wright
if you go in looking for effects and references and expect nothing more you'll probably have a good time.
It will probably age terribly like all tech thriller wannabes but could be a cult funny-terrible movie in 25 years.
Hunter Wright
>its pretty much like the birth of what we have now, but like WAY WAAAAAAAAAAY more popular than it actually fucking is.
You could have said the same thing about the internet itself in 1997.
Robert Thompson
but I feel like complaining
Owen Evans
>Without the references, it's just Spy Kids 3
That's a not a bad thing.
Jace Thomas
>RPO literally has nostalgia as its primary plot
The book does, but not the movie
Joseph Long
It looks like a fun time to be honest
Matthew Johnson
Idk I dont have much interest in this but I think Rampage looks fun
Ethan Bailey
>fun
>enjoying entertainment
what a fag.
Blake Reed
Not sick enough in my opinion. You people are forgetting that this isn't THE Iron Giant. It's some dude who's online avatar is the Iron Giant.
Chase White
It's pretty funny to see Sup Forums unironically supporting "just turn your brain off, brah" when it directly panders to them
Sebastian Ross
He needs an ass-raping cock that shoots whipped cream or else this isn't my avatar.
Henry Gomez
How much screen time Chun-Li has?
Aaron Reyes
Nigger have you even watched the movie?
Lincoln Myers
>This is Spielberg’s biggest crowdpleaser in years, a CGI ride that wields the technology with an eye for payoff. It’s also his most stylized movie since A.I.: Artificial Intelligence, though a lot more fun, with the cavalcade of visuals leaving the impression that he watched a bunch of Luc Besson movies and decided he could outdo them all.
Isaiah Gonzalez
>I am not a gun.
why did Hogarth teach him lying was a sin?
Chase Scott
Speaking of Ready Player 1....
Cameron Diaz
twitter.com
Is he right?
Jayden Murphy
Well, it is supposed to work for you if you happen to be the exact same age as the author.
Jaxon Sanchez
>the katana is also a gun
Sebastian Evans
He's wrong. Smash has been enjoyable. If Smash was a PS4 game, Gerstmann would love it.
Jordan Campbell
It sounds stupid enough to be entretaining, In the books the Delorean has the voice of Kit from Night Rider.
Jason Morales
but isn't that just a derivitive of "a bunch of slashes dot hack"?
Colton Hall
From the trailer it made it seem like the company wanted to find it to gain full ownership of the game. Which struck me as dumb, as if Jeff Kaplan owned Overwatch instead of Blizzard.
Andrew Bailey
this can't be real. it's just naming shit. it's like family guy the book.
Sebastian Nelson
The Oasis IP was included.
Benjamin Smith
The problem isnt The Iron Giant having guns, its using him as some badass war machine when the entire point was he chose NOT to be a war machine
Grayson Rogers
It's not the Iron Giant though. It's some faggot with an Iron Giant skin mod. It's no more than Iron Giant than Ugandan Knuckles is Knuckles.
Juan Brown
Aren't these just avatars that people are using in the movie to fight the baddies? It's not the actual Iron Giant character, but some guy avatar fagging as one?
Adam Brown
>it's shitty on purpose
Isaiah Miller
Well yeah but if you are going to reference it without caring about the mesage of the original source what is the point.
Wyatt Gonzalez
True, but I hate the idea of some faggot putting him in the movie because he looked cool and didn't think the imagery would be off putting.
Either way, I have no interest in this movie. It's a boring plot, with a fuckton of references that give it the illusion of something significant when its literally just HEY REMEMBER THIS?!? Like I care to see a movie which is basically a polished version of VR fucking chat
Adrian Davis
You can pretty much level that criticism at the entire fucking book. I don't think there is a point beyond DUDE REMEMBER REFERENCES? I REMEMBER REFERENCES.
Jackson Hill
it is literally a real life book that literally millions of retards bought with real money and really enjoyed.