Did you hunt this year, Sup Forums?

Did you hunt this year, Sup Forums?

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>using a low-depth sawzall and treated wood instead of the table saw

No, I'm Florida fag. I need to learn how. I was raised by a single mother and never learned how to fish or hunt. I'm 26 now and want to learn. Any advice?

take classes
no one gives a shit about age they just care about atitude

Its like work

i prefer store bought meet. never know what diseases an animal from the woods might have

point the open end at the animal

putting meat on treated chip board

Nah. I don't eat meat like a savage animal

>fresh meat on osb
enjoy eating all those splinters faggot

Did I get up t the crack ass of morning and go fag around in the woods with redneck meth addicts to needless slaughter an animal? No. I just went to the fucking store when I got up like a normal person.
I I cant think of anything more mind numbing and boring than hunting

Not really i buy store bought because I would rather not kill an animal when I can easily get one that's already dead.

I do practice stalking prey and other skills though in case i need to hunt. I would love to get a rifle that's got a camera for a scope on it

Opening weekend for gun deer starts tomorrow

>he says as he posts on a chinese basket weaving forum

It was immediately smoked for three days with applewood and sea salt.

>40 lbs of jerky
>muh chipboard

>tfw be a kid in the car on the interstate on the way back from thanksgiving
>1/2 cars empty
>1/4 cars christmas tree on top
>1/4 cars deer on top

feltgoodman

Sup Forums is at least entertaining and I can do it from my chair. Seriously what the fuck is there to do in the woods? DO you even have WiFi out there?

Does fishing count?

My freezer is filled with 60 pound king salmons I caught this summer as well as LMB fillets, ~50 pounds of halibut, and some rainbow trout here and there.

Good for a couple years. Last two king salmons and fuck ton of halibut I got lasted me 4 years.

Yeah.

7.7 Jap confirmed for awesome hunting cartridge.

Post this on Tumblr for good laughs.

Do you not own a cellphone my man? you seem to be up on your technology so I'm guessing you know they exist.

I went out, but I couldn't find any Jews unfortunately.

No I cheesedicked getting my rifle sighted in and now I'm too wrapped up in my new job to take a couple days off to do it.

Got some honey and mead to trade for meat so there's that

Dam straight...although no luck with big game this year.

Why do you have all that nice meat on that plywood you dumb fuckwad

Also yes I have. Haven't gotten a deer yet but have got enough squirrels to make a meal of.

You have fat feet, you neet

It's called population management. They are legally killed because it balances out the ecosystem. People pay money as a tax to the government for the number of tags that the government decides can be killed. You make it sound like they are a bunch of poachers. They are actually helping out the environment while putting meat on the table at the cheapest price you can find. Also how many times do you go buy good Venison at the store?

Thanks, what's it like living in a third world territory?

What do you want to trade for some of that salmon?

That's why you cook the meat.

Its backwards. Hunting is barbaric and just sort of savage

You couldn't be farther from the truth.

Also, deer meat is very lean and healthy.

By brother shot a six point buck but I didn't get anything. Not bad though, we haven't had an unsuccessful hunt in years.

deer also tastes awesome

Sorry, I just view camping and woodsy shit as being a hock, redneck thing to do. I cant even imagine what people do while camping

i love the hunting cuck tv shows. All they talk about is

>omg look at that buck just look at it
>omg i see him right now cletus
>do you see that buck?
>oooo buddy I've met a buck or two in my life but I've never seen one so strong and carnal
>ooooo buddy
>I'll have to get the ol'lady some mossy oak lingergie for that buck oooooo buddy

muh buck

You can talk to the people you're with. Just as you're doing now. It's really not that hard, to be honest.

>redneck meth addicts to needless slaughter an animal

My hunting crew is mostly ex-Army.
Our wives pack us breakfast and we go out to the badlands the first day, check for sign and look for nests.

Come back the next day and spot each other when the bucks come in.

Check each other's license, help cut and gut, help carry.

It's not hard.

>what people do while camping

sit down to rest and see cool shit, views
share food
bond with buds / family, share stories
wonder where to get more water
be miserable together, generating more stories
get all tired and pissed off at each other, generating more stories
stupid piece of shit doesn't know how to build a fire, asshole, watch and learn this time
somebody breaks out the flask to pass around while you enjoy the campfire
spread out the map and design your next quest

That sort of thing. It's awesome.

What did you hunt is nigger and good to eat?

Haven't been hunting in years, but I need to take my daughter. I do fish but rarely keep anything. Half the time I just go river rock hopping and enjoy the solitude.

Hunting with rifles just started, I believe. I usually go for a week after Thanksgiving.

soon

You just sit there? I dont know anyone else but I find the idea of being trapped in a place and having conversations with others to be terrifying.
Plus no TV?No video games? I am 34 and live on th ebanks of the Tenn river and near a national forest and never once have been tempted to even go there.
Once a girl took me to the edge of it and anted to have sex but it creeped me out so we just went back to my place.
DESU I have more fun on a WoW private server than I wwould sitting in some forest with other people doing nothing.

I killed a squirrel with my air rifle last week, then ate it. It was my first time skinning an animal but it turned out more or less okay

Why do the left despises on hunters, one of the oldest profession of humankind? With the recent election, they went "wtf I hate famers now" too. Do they realize that hunters and farmers are are often the same people?

Sad low energy.....

I started hunting this year. Birds with shotguns and managed to shoot one on the first trip.
Next year I will go for some moose hunting.

The bird on the pic: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_grouse

Sounds so boring. I havent left my room aside from work in 2 years and would hve no idea what to do. You just walk around? Thats it?

Alpha as fuck

It's an acquired taste, and if you don't cook it right it can taste like ass. Also nice multi-dubs

I got him with an M1A at about 85 yards.

He was a big old dumbass that came to water.
He's tasty as hell.

Perfect hunting guide, right here.

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>Sorry, I just view camping and woodsy shit as being a hock, redneck thing to do. I cant even imagine what people do while camping
Drugs, sex, conversation etc

Stop trying to be a cool adhd snowflake edgelord and learn how to be human. You fucking faggot.

>DESU I have more fun on a WoW private server than I wwould sitting in some forest with other people doing nothing.

NOICE!! U playing nost soon

>34 years old
>scared of conversation
>can't live without TV or computers
Jesus

Where in Knoxville are you from fellow Knoxvillian?

If you didn't grow up with it, that's cool.

I'm sure there's things you do that I wouldn't understand.

You could say that...
39.713003,-92.7090917

WTF. Seriously? Let me guess, you have to no irl friends.

Just humble yourself, you fedora tipping faggot. I bet you can't talk to people because you think you're all that.

>t. Introvert who actually have friends.

Florence AL.
You know it. You rolling fresh start or going old pvp? LOL I prob have 10 years experience in WoW.
You know why hunting and camping is dying out Because the digital age is much better than nature. It isnt even close.

>butchering meat with a power tool

You lazy, unskilled cunt.

Nope, don't like gore.

got a coos in the desert mountains a couple months ago, could only carry about 50 lbs of meat and the head out though because the fucker went 3/4 the way up a mountain to bed after we spotted him

I actually have no friends. I am going to get married soon my best man is my weed dealer and I paid some guys to stand there. I know maybe 6 people.

No, I moved to a new state and have to wait until the first of the year so that I can get a resident hunting license, not paying the ridiculous cost for a non-resident license.

>breast cancer stickers
Why dont you support prostate cancer awareness user?
You know in most cases the prostate cant even be removed and doctors wont even attempt it.
Messing with the prostate would lead to the loss of ability to stop pissing yourself at best.

Take a hunters safety course, and then youtube.

>drugs
>sex
degens get out

Good luck shooting an animal if you can't find them. Hunting is not easy. Even shooting them isn't easy.

>I just view camping and woodsy shit as being a hock, redneck thing to do. I cant even imagine what people do while camping

And this is why city, metro people will always be inferior

>Hike
>Swim
>Kayak
>Bondfires
>Fire cooking
>Fishing
>Maybe hunting
>Maybe plinking with a rifle
>Maybe bow hunting
>Being and sleeping in the outdoors
>Being closer to nature
>Take a piss behind a tree, so breezy, so beautiful, so peaceful
>Sometimes booze
>Enjoying each others company without the need for constant distracting technology
>Actually socialize rather than speaking once, and then looking down at phones for 30 mins and replies, look what I found on x, y, z social media website, lel
>Star gazing
>Human bonding old school style

It's not a redneck thing, camping was done once by the majority of Americans.

What did you do

Goddamn that looks good af.

>mom died of breast cancer

my dad gave me the freezer

Antelope, muzzleloader

Fat feet, fat cock. Its true

Im gonna go after some ducks here when it gets cold enough. Couple buddies had some good tags I'll get sausage off of them. Bow hunting is a money pit

>I cheesedicked getting my rifle sighted

That's a terrible excuse.

Whats the limit on those up there rich boy?

When I used to live in NC, my hillbilly friends used to go squirrel and rabbit hunting with 22's and BB guns, fry them up and eat them with onions, I never trusted the squirrels, always thought they were like tree rats and disease ridden, but the rabbit was good, we even got a dutch oven and made rabbit stew once with a little booze poured in, potatoes, onions, mushrooms and some store bought wild rice, seasoned with just basic shit, a little onion powder, black peppers, salt, a little garlic powders, and ate it with some thick slices of texas toast. Desert were some of those cliff bars.

I've always wanted to go Geese hunting, since I hate those satanic birds anyways. Never went deer hunting sadly nuff, always wanted too. I am a big fisher though, love fishing.

Go up North to WI and catch walleyes, big fat perch and Northern Pike, mhmmmmm. Good shit.

Nigga...
Sauce on the Nico daki, my man?

what animal?

i've never hunted, plenty of people in my family have. if i did hunt, i'd like to use a bow. a rifle just doesnt feel fair. there should be at least some degree of adversity to killing an animal.

why do you come into this thread about hunting and try to make it about yourself and your numerous shortcoming as a human being? no one gives a fuck you fucking sad attention whore loser

Skinning the deer in my now ghetto neighborhood is fun. Freaks the nogs out. They leave my house alone.

Go crossbow hunting to start off, my uncle does actual bow hunting, dude is like rambo, he uses a takedown old school wooden recurve bow, not that composite mechanical shit.

can i ask why did you cook hot dogs in condoms?

Pssh fucking pleb. If you dont wait in a tree for three months with nothing but a buck knife, untill finally one wanders under the tree and you drop down on it killing it with a knife straight through the ear then you aint a real hunter boy!

Elk.

It was rifle season, but during bow season I filled my turkey tag. Donated two to the church, gave one to my mom, and got one left for turkey day.

> 2016
> not cooking your hotdogs in condoms

He's shit posting, and doing a good job.

yeah, i think a bow i made myself would be ideal. obviously it takes years and years and years to get good but i think it'd be worth it.

well, if i did go hunting it would be purely for leisure and high quality meat. i just couldn't justify using a gun, personally, its like cheating. i'm not demeaning anyone that uses guns, but that's just my feeling. of course if this was the 1800s and i had a wife and kids to feed or they would starve, and a rifle, i'd be busting caps in bucks all day.

unless you plan on hunting during the rut, hunting with a rifle is plenty fair, actually finding a buck is 80% of the hunt

Word.

Hunting during fuck season is for Cabella's faggots.

Look online, there are shit tons of sources on primitive and easy bow making, that you can actually kill stuff with. All natural, unless you wanna cheat at some areas and buy some synthetic stuff.

Hell, you can make your own homemade crossbow easy enough.

got a small buck I've seen two pretty big bucks on trail cam, but not in person. God bless the rut

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Good man! God bless!

Hitler couldn't hunt worth a shit.

The First Armored kicked his ass in Africa.

How is that relevant?