Brit/pol/ - ARE GUYS Edition

>Hat-trick for Scottish Conservatives as they win another council seat in the wake of their Aberdeenshire victory
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-38025393

>Are Liz's Home Refurbishment: the numbers
news.sky.com/story/buckingham-palace-how-much-work-goes-into-a-royal-refurbishment-10662169

>Two Hour Commute Becomes Normal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38026625

>Weekend Weather
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/18/uk-weather-snow-arrives-as-met-office-issues-ice-warning---what/

>Snoopers Charter Passed
zdnet.com/article/snoopers-charter-expansive-new-spying-powers-becomes-law/

>Are Nige for Peerage
news.sky.com/story/is-ukips-nigel-farage-in-line-for-a-peerage-10659541
>throwback to Nigel not DARING TO DREAM
news.sky.com/story/farage-dismisses-peerage-claims-saying-it-will-never-happen-10638240

>Tories threaten to take power away from House of Lords if it stalls Brexit
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-house-of-lords-delay-theresa-may-article-50-vote-parliament-a7422731.html


>Sinking Sturgeon faces growing calls to RESIGN over shambolic Brexit threats
express.co.uk/news/uk/733523/Nicola-Sturgeon-called-on-to-resign-over-SNP-sleaze-and-Brexit-threats

>Tornadoes hit Wales and Midlands
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38016701

>Petition to increase defence spending as Donald Trump calls for NATO allies to do more.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/172383

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What Could be Corbyn Carrying?

Evening, lads.

Nth for best flag

Who here /incrediblytired/

Friendly reminder that the snooper's charter is only a GOOD thing.

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Unity party suck
Ken Roach sucks
You will never be relevant or ever gain votes, nevermind seats

What's this roastie doing now?

What is he, twelve years old?

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Not as tired as i should be for 4am
What time is it there?

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Most twelve year olds have more credibility tbqh

1:12am, I should probably go to sleep soon.

Geh doch weg.

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Wide awake lad.

No, you smelly yank.

I like shorts they're comfortable and easy to wear.

Do your farts smell like Vaseline?

Shift's ending soon lads

>Using disgusting lube
>Being bottom
>Ever

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Fuck, that's a shame. The Liberals here tried to stack the committee (10 MPs, 6 of which were Libs, 3 Tory, 1 NDP) before the rest of the parties called them on it. Now they're attempting to skew the results of the poll, so it's going to be interesting. They ran completely on the platform of electoral reform and the moment it came out in their favour they dropped the platform. They did the same in my province shifting the requirements last second to require a 60% result in 60% of the ridings, the referendum got 58%.

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Think we'll ever get a party that'll bring an end to the insane nanny state laws and hate speech laws here?

>You aren't a bottom

No, neither should we want to.

I see the smelly American has been stealing shirts and joined ISIS. Sad.

I'm literally not bottom though, seriously what do you think posting my cap will do?

>SNP

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i guarantee you this cunt has some injun and black in her

>I'm literally not bottom though

What the fuck is this...

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Ever wonder how your first gf's life turned out lads? Mine looked like the grill from The Worst Witch and she was fucking mental, wonder whatever became of her

Why not?

>Stealthy rare
Morning m8

>first gf

>Implying you can out shitpost me
Is it time to make Brit/pool/ uncomfy again?

>Ever wonder how your first gf's life turned out lads?
>your first gf
My what?

I'm making up for my normie ways now, don't you worry

>The Worst Witch

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Think it means garden fence. Mines could use a new coat of paint.

So will the liberal party get returned at the next election? or are people aware your nation is a laughing stock with your super gay PM?

You feel that feel too?

Because as the population grows, it gets harder to maintain and keep everything under control.

Don't fall for the anarchy meme, the snooper's charter won't affect you at all.

Your very presence makes Brit/pol/ uncomfy

>that could be what she looks like now

I don't know if that's better or worse

she an heroed

>things literally no American has ever said

I mentally prepare myself to attack her every time I leave my house. I don't know if she lives in this town anymore. I don't leave the house very often.

I hope this is the tact UKIP will now take, they need something to be relevant again and i think this may be it

>population growth is an excuse for any problem meme

G'DAY,LOBS

ANYONE CARE FOR A SPOT OF TEA AND CRUMPETS? OH I DARE SAY THIS WEATHER IS HIGHLY STEAMING


WHO HERE ENJOYS A BIT OF SPINSY FOOTED BOX MOBILES? (translation for amerifats: driving)

very poor bongposting, apply yourself Hank

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>LMAO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS BY IMPOSING ON MY FREEDOM? ANARKHEEEEXD

Sure thing Pedro

>You feel that feel too?
Today marks day 8,701 without a gf.

Maybe I'll find one in Coventry. Who knows.

This, read this and feel bad!

Wow, what a completely reasonable, not at all presumptive, and incredibly witty response

>inb4 >replying to a tripfag and expecting reason

Guys I started bleeding from one of my ears, pretty concerned, called 111 but they said wait to make a GP appointment on monday, am feeling a bit dizzy. Should I go to A&E? I can't remember there being any specific cause for this happening.

>*autistic screeching*
Why have all of you started doing this recently? I thought you lads were better than this.

Half arsed effort

>Clean up in aisle 5

>steaming
Son I am of disappoint

>the most common cause of bleeding from the ear is a ruptured or perforated eardrum.

>8,701
23rd january, 1993?

Why do they shart in the mart?

can't even feel anything that painful

Don't ask for medical advice on Sup Forums at this time in the morning
or evah

it is their freedom

It's not quite midnight here.
But close enough.

Smeg off Rimmer

Just your brain cells an heroing

>How many toothpicks are there?

>tfw can't sleep

damn amnesia

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It's math. It's just a calculation.
I am surprised that anyone bothered to do it, though.

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Did he include leap years correctly though?

Shift's ending, see you lads tomorrow.

hello my fellow /r9k/ posters i sure do hate women where are the chicken fingers coming?

Just as I started to count the toothpicks it was about then I noticed these toothpicks were actually an 8 stories tall aquatic reptile from the Mesozoic era.

Nighty night faggot

its insomnia lad
amnesia is bad memory, so unless you've forgotten how to sleep...

Maybe he just found a website, like I did in the first place because I'm a lazy git.
calendarhome.com/calculate/days-between-2-dates

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Anyone in the mood for some /hollyposting/?

IMPORTANT POLL

strawpoll.me/11683726

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IMPORTANT POLL

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no i was playing the game amnesia and i'm going to have nightmares

>someone unironically chose the Tories

What's the chance Trump will pull on Theresa May and the Tories to be more nationalistic?

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Christ, what a face.