What did they mean by this?
Voltron Legendary Defender: Stripper Lance Edition
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James Baker
Is there anybody Lance isn't shipped with? I think Lance fans really want the show to be a harem where everybody fawns over grand destiny Altean Lance.
Luis Hall
I'm pretty sure that everyone in the show's shipped with everyone else in it
The fandom really likes throwing every possible relationship combo together
Hell, I'm willing to bet there's Hunk/Slav content if I look hard enough
Eli Brown
That Lance is actually sexy and athletic.
Also really wanting to see how McCree met Krolia.
Zachary Perez
You're conflating. I don't ship him with everyone at the same time.
Lucas Cox
You know, the Garrison is pretty racist, blaming the Kerberos mission failure on a bad Asian driver.
Jace Nguyen
Hunk and Slav might actually have really good chemistry. Hunk would balance out Slav's neurotic side with his more laid-back attitude but is still cautious enough himself to be empathic to his fears. Also, Slav is really good with technology.
They'd be a great ship.
Jeremiah Myers
Lance's mum was a stripper and took him with her to work often. He learned the ropes, which everyone decided was for the best considering his poor academic prospects.
Josiah Cruz
William Hernandez
it lacks the hot and cold, passionate spark of Shlav
Charles Collins
Shallura is the fucking devil but this is cute anyways
Christopher Ross
Not all relationships can be fire and fury, user. Hunk and Slav have the sort of chemistry that can build a lasting relationship.
Samuel Flores
I don't think I've seen Lance/Narti yet.
Grayson Lewis
I don't ship this but I have to admit that Lancelot is a cute ship name.
William Diaz
Lance/Lotor/Allura is the best option for an endgame relationship
Jaxson Sanders
I always wondered how he made it into the Garrison.
Aaron Murphy
Allura should rape them both
Wyatt James
Something about the idea of two statuesque elf people with some nobody scrap of a kid sandwiched between them is pretty appealing, I have to say.
Hunter Rivera
There; now it exists for sure.
Jaxson Bailey
Is this the comfiest ship possible?
Aiden Thomas
Quite possibly. Then again all Hunk ships are pretty comfy. I bet he could even make a relaxed, happy woman out of Haggar.
Parker Perry
This entire pic is both cute and fun.
Andrew Davis
They thoroughly ruined my tags. One does not simply find some good old Arthurian porn on social media without poking through these fuckers.
Samuel Jackson
Shallura is the best pairing... After Lotor/Hunk (Hotor? Lunk?)
Andrew Johnson
No, no! Slav and Shiro: Because Shiro needs to learn to be less uptight and have fun; Slav needs discipline and someone to reign him in.
Hunk and Lotor (or Keith) because Hunk has a very calming, healing presence, he cooks, and he lovings and both of those men (Keith and Lotor) need that in their lives.
Ryder Morgan
Exactly.... and their love making would be amazing with all of those extra hands.
Adrian Bennett
What's your favourite Arthurian pairing, user?
Lincoln Morgan
Cute.
Michael Powell
Listen, I’m not proud of posting this but fuck it.
Is there any Plance this season?
Adrian Gray
Narti doesn't get shipped with anyone. Kind of hard to build a ship on ab character who's just "stand there" and "kill things."
Luis Rodriguez
So does Shiro get Keith?
Isaac Diaz
Literally killed off too early. RIP Narti.
Charles Williams
It would never work out.
Nathan Wood
I still don't get why Lotor didn't save himself a lot of trouble and just explained to the other generals, that Narti had been compromised, and that he had to kill her.
Connor Murphy
Literally Lancelot/anyone. Lancelot/Guinevere/Arthur, Lancelot/Galahaut, Lancelot/his poor life choices. The latter is doubtless the better.
Josiah Gray
Because he himself didn't seemed to think that Haggar turned her into a magical spy camera. Probably he thought that Narti literally betrayed him.
Anthony Kelly
I've always been a sucker for the Lancelot/Guinevere/Arthur love triangle and all the versions of it in media through the years. I like to think there's a bit of it in DotU Lance/Allura/Keith.
Gavin Harris
>Keith
>Not Lotor
Luke Foster
as a Slav by blood it makes me sad they created a character named Slav who seems to be the only person Shiro truly hates.
I can't even pretend my waifu would like me.
Evan Barnes
DotU Keith's personality reminds me of Arthur's.
Blake Anderson
But didn't he bring Narti to his father's headquarters, because he had absolute faith in her?
Haggar stayed by Zarkon's side, while he was verbally abusing his autistic son, so it's not like Haggar had time to sneak out and offer Narti a huge suitcase with "Galrabucks" printed in braille on its side.
That's more or less why I assumed he realized Narti had become a remote drone.
Colton Cook
I am sure Shiro has been with persons with Slavic blood in them... You still have a chance, user.
Xavier Cooper
I like Slav even if Shiro doesn't.
When I first heard Slav speak, I realized he could be the descendant of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, if that entire lineage of Kwik-E-Mart proprietors had been standing too close to the squishy-machine for decades.
Adrian Morris
does this count?
Jaxson Barnes
Am I the only one who doesn’t get the hype over Lance?
Robert Foster
Yes.
Dylan Ortiz
Yes.
Kevin Adams
you are
Isaiah Williams
Then it's simply Lotor not thinking it through in this case.
Caleb Hall
Slav is actually adorable and funny. But alternate Slav is also insanely badass.
Logan Fisher
no sharkon, what is this garbage.
Ian Foster
Apart from Lance getting away with having the most unacceptable eyebrows, he's alright.
They looked better in season 5.
Caleb Gonzalez
It was sort of a shitty situation all around when it happened.
Landon Russell
>Lancelot/Guinevere/Arthur
They were my first baby ot3. Tender bromance with a pinch of treason and adultery.
Well, at least DotU Lance didn't destroy the Galaxy Alliance and didn't go mad, wandering the space wilderness for two years. He is a good boy.
Owen Ward
No, you’re thinking of Keith. Keith is the fandom’s shipping bicycle.
Nathan Bailey
Keith's ass is collective galactic property.
Justin Rogers
Where did he learn that?
Isaac Smith
Her spaceship fell on him. He offered to fix it. The rest is history.
Lucas Murphy
I had to watch that video three times, before I noticed the (very obvious) "Shiro" interrupting Keith's train of thoughts twice.
I can definitely relate to his autism.
Liam Murphy
I can bear the brows but his high hairline is outrageous.
This thing creeps me out since Persona 4.
Oliver Jenkins
More like Lance is. In fact Lance and Shiro have more solo porn as well than anybody else.
Keith is just there to sometimes ship either of them with.
Carter Parker
Everyone’s waiting so see who’s going to win the Keithbowl.
Lance is some pseudo-self insert husbando that fujos supposedly relate to.
Meanwhile Shiro is your typical husbando.
Hunter Brooks
But Lance is the one the whole fandom is ridiculously attached to. They only fight over Keith because they see Keith as Lance's. Just like they get mad when Lance doesn't have some super special origin.
Nicholas Lee
No, it’s Lance that they care about. Keith is the stand-in.
Samuel White
IMO Lance is the fandom favorite, but he isn’t the shipping bicycle or the end-game “prize.” That’s Keith.
Aiden Rodriguez
That's because they want Keith to belong to Lance and they're attached to that. Keith being with anyone else takes something away from Lance in their eyes.
Andrew Walker
>Lance being an overly flamboyant attention seeker
Seems about right. How deprived of attention was he back on earth to be this way?
Brayden Davis
Probably not much? He deeply loves and misses his family and he doesn't seem to have the "I had too big a family so I never got enough attention" thing going.
Jaxon Morales
>fell on him
Love at first crash. As expected from a cowboy amazon chaser.
Juan Hall
He wasn’t. Apparently the showrunners have admitted that Lance was spoiled rotten by his family or something along the lines of that. So technically he’s just a brat who constantly craves attention because he was coddled his whole life.
Though I wonder if the potential lack of a father figure has anything to do with it.
Isaiah Morgan
Or it's just that he's used to being surrounded by love and attention so he's not adjusting well to being without that and in a stressful situation to boot.
Ayden Turner
It’s probably a mix of both.
Gavin Bailey
They mean "what you see is what you get". Mocking up fans and shippers probably, given the whole episode is laughing at how the shows are being created and what silly tropes they use to become popular.
Noah Wright
Reminds me of Miyuki and Membrane.
Landon Flores
>Allura playing the role of “Keith” during that coalition arc
What did they mean by this?
Mason Turner
He needed to pay his Garrison debts and buy expensive skin care shit, and all these part time coffee shop jobs aren't the best way to make money right away.
William Jones
They're both the official Mary Sues of the show
Ryan Price
I thought it was more along the lines of being a meta comment on action cartoons generally sidelining female characters into irrelevant “token” girl tropes, but this works too.
Elijah Harris
Probably a parralel on the enforced presence of Shiro in the real written scenario? If a character is missed by fandom, it gotta be brought to the stage, because it sells toys.
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Samuel Sanders
Brody Barnes
Not until we see why Keith is force sensitive.
Jackson Taylor
Kek the entire fandom totally missed out on this massive spoiler
James Bell
>read up on 1984 series in the wiki
>find out the show was actually two different series spliced together
>Keith was black lion from the start and basically had Shiro's introduction and Lance the hotheaded red lion pilot
>Shiro was two different characters edited as one and was the blue lion before an-heroing
This show sounds like a trainwreck, and with all the pandering to nostalgiafags I hear about I expected things to follow a lot more closely.
And why the fuck did their uniforms not match their lions?
James Richardson
More proof that this shit has been finished a long ass time ago. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re wrapping up the finale right now.
William Smith
Nips actually liked Sven better than the cheap cop out of the “it’s my identical twin!”
Also it was for aesthetics. Red is always leader in those shows but because. Voltron would look bad with a red torso they changed it to black but the leader was still in red uniform.
Nolan Reyes
Should i, /vld/?
Nathan Watson
And why was Lance red?
Adam Gonzalez
Are you older than 14?
Kevin Powell
I’m gonna laugh my ass off when shippers complain about their ship losing because the show runners felt “pressured” to ignore it or appeal to another ship to appease/upset the fan base at the last minute.
As if all of this shit wasn’t planned and decided years ago.
Jordan Young
Someone had to be the buddy. The dude dressed in Blue is always Leader Red’s homie G. The dude relegated to Black uniform is always known as the “black ranger” and it means something is going to happen to him or he’s the last one.
Also if they gave Isamu Blue, then that would put Fala in Red and red is a boy’s/leader color. This is Japanese sentai reasoning here.
Robert Sanchez
Woooow
Isaac Morris
Hell Bex said this a long ass time ago when season 2 came out and was interviewed in AfterBuzz. I guess people really don’t want to believe them. I had a feeling the Shiro muh popular comment from the Voltron Show was something that had no backing because of this. Yet anons insisted “WELL YES HE IS POPULAR.”
Ethan Baker
WAAAAN
Bentley Nguyen
Pretty much. Didn’t some of the staff even admit that the Shiro “changes” occurred before the show even went into production?
Benjamin Reed
Shiro is not even the most popular character.
Adrian Ward
I know he’s not, but when I questioned the validity of that statement for the executives to make since, at the time, it appeared to have been made before the actual show aired, folks here got mad that I was trying to put down Shiro’s popularity. I fucking wasn’t. I just wanted to know with what magic wand did execs use to falsely assume Shiro would be the most popular.
Asher Bennett
>Make colors based on team tropes
>But the mech looks ugly so swap red and black
>But now a girl ends up in red and red is leader's color
>but it isn't cause colors were swapped because ugly mech
>fuck it put black pilot in blue mech and blue pilot in red mech
>now girl gets blue mech but wears pink outfit anyway
>only the two most irrelevant characters are still color coded
>Yellow being a huge guy is somehow okay by sentai logic
Is this show even watchable
Luke Myers
Red/blue are always the hero/lancer duo and pink is for the chick
Joseph Lewis
when did lance striptease? in the new season?
Ryan Ramirez
They knew what they were doing with dem tiddies.