>another rat got into my house and is somewhere in my room
>the putty i had on my desk is somehow missing
>i keep having weird dreams of my hated classmate destroying my life and fucking my waifu
Any comics to get me out of this funk?
Another rat got into my house and is somewhere in my room
Isaac Murphy
Jason Morris
>OP is getting cucked by a literal rat
Chase Thomas
Stop reading comics and go outside.
Logan Ramirez
I hope you have a fucking knife handy ready to kill the shit out of that rat, OP.
Aaron Bailey
I actually got to agree with user here OP, take a walk outside and here listen to some Sup Forums Soundtracks while you are on the good, and remember don't forget to stretch before heading out.
>Sup Forums Soundtracks
mediafire.com
Carson Butler
Go get a rat trap (not a mouse trap, not strong enough) and bait it with peanut butter.
Dylan Collins
Find a nice park.
Tyler Ross
>peanut butter
dude, you're supposed to put cheese on it
Jack Scott
Im deathly afraid of rats, i was screaming like a girl when i saw it and was so jittery lying the traps down because i didnt want to touch it. Rodents disgust me.
Thomas Collins
Are you twelve? You use peanut butter/chocolate for rodent traps.
Parker Powell
But... but you don't just NOT put cheese on a rat trap.
Jack Sanders
Instead of reading, you can give me the source. IQDB failed me.
Adam Morgan
>mfw I finally figured out how to style my hair
Christopher Hill
Face your fears, user. Confront that which terrifies you, and conquer it. Be like Batman.
Jack Brooks
Stop being a fucking pussyboy. Last hear my house wound up fucking infested by rats (long story) and I had to watch them skitter to and fro for months while I baited the fuck out of the place, set traps, and shot them when possible. Do you want fucking hantavirus?
Jack Lee
Rats are one of the few animals resistant to the chemicals in chocolate.
>Also
Traps with cheese
Alexander Morgan
and thats how ratboi was born
Nathan Nelson
I dont want to become the fucking vermin
I dont own a gun
Joseph Sanders
>su fag
>cuck
Checks out.
Michael Jones
Clearly, the rat stole your Putty.
Real life is NOT a cartoon..yet.
Jackson Jackson
How can a rat stell my putty patrol figure? Its bigger then him
holly.paheal.net
Ryder Collins
The rat does.
Daniel Kelly
>I dont own a gun
Do you own a machete or an axe?
Ethan Price
Yes, for protection against the stoner dropout a few blocks down, but this fucker is fast i cant kill him with that.
Andrew Price
Blogfaggotry and request threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/16 and >>>Sup Forumsrules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge subhumans like him from this board by reporting this thread
sys.Sup Forums.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=99242520
Joseph Foster
It sounds more like OP should write comics.
Ian Phillips
I hope you get smothered in your bed with a pillow from an intruder, i hate you more then almost anyone else on this board you thread polluting policing subhuman
Andrew Robinson
The mantra is "report and ignore" not "report and then announce your report and then generally be obnoxious".
Logan Wright
Rats don't particularly care gor cheese. But peanut butter makes them lick the trap spring.
Alexander Brown
do not hurt the rodent
Levi Rivera
What is this? I love it
Ian Phillips
...yes, I want to explode that heart, but in a disgusting, depraved, and utterly wholesome way.
Lucas Miller
This is your chance, user. Stand up to the rat and stab the fucker to death. Strike fear into the hearts of rats across the city. Become The Verman.
Jeremiah Bell
I fucking hate those nigger furballs. I set up TEN glue traps in my room and not a single one of them got trapped. They even pulled insulation from the wall and put on top of the glue traps to get over it safely. These little shits are getting smarter
Isaac Watson
I got a mouse problem right now and I am having to use the damn glue traps. It's fucking terrible, you can still see them struggling to get out and you just throw them in the trash to starve.
I fucking hate doing it but those god damn mice won't seem to be too smart to fall for anything else.
Michael Price
>nigger furballs
That's a new one.
Brody Smith
You have to catch or kill them by hand. It's the only sure way.
Julian Ramirez
theres that guy on youtube who tests out the effectiveness and cruelty of various rodent trap methods
dont have a link on me though but im sure someone does
Xavier Rogers
If it's mice and not rats, the walk the plank mousetrap seems good, or the metal noose thing
Don't have the link, but it's Shawn Woods with mousetrap Mondays
Xavier Price
If you use a rat trap, the old trick we used in mammal collection was chewing a bit of instant oatmeal and mashing that on the lever. It dries into a hard lump that mice and rats have to gnaw on like a dog chews a bone. That way they can't just grab it and go like other baits. Very effective and cheap as sin. Plus it will last weeks or months without going bad.
Just toss them in a bucket of water first to drown them. The heavy side floats down and puts them out of their misery nice and quick. I could never stand the glue traps after I saw one mouse eating another alive that was in the trap. The one not stuck was smart and just chewing on the legs and tail of the other without ever getting near the glue. Always a little disconcerting to hear rodents scream like that.
Anthony Taylor
>Not owning a gun
What are you, British?
Lucas Watson
This is so satisfying to watch, seriously fuck mice
youtu.be
Mason Johnson
How about you find out where the rats are getting into your fucking house
THAT will improve your life, not a comic book.
Chase Thompson
I have no idea how they get or how to find out
Xavier Carter
LOOKS FOR HOLES, GENIUS
Wyatt Butler
If I knew how to work webms I'd share a vid of my cat eating a mouse alive. The crunch is really satisfying for some reason.
Kayden Martin
Don't be a fucking baby.
Wild rats are gross and diseased but they're nothing worth being scared of.
Hell, tame rats are top tier pets.
Camden Evans
Their are no holes in my house though
Bentley Brown
The dryer exhaust is a usual suspect, as are the attic vents and the stove vent.
Bentley Ramirez
If it's a recurring problem, maybe consider getting a big, mean cat? Like a badass one from a farm so you can be a bit more sure it's a mouser and not some dumbass who'll watch a rat eating out of its bowl. Or a terrier, they have a noble rat slaughtering history.
Found peanutbutter is the best bait. Rats can't get enough of that shit.
Easton Rogers
source? this is adorable
Jacob Reed
kek
Jaxson Sullivan
>put peanut butter on traps to get rid of mice and rats
>it attracts roaches
SON OF A BITCH
Mason Kelly
in the very off chance you arent trolling the film is ernest and celestine
Isaiah Stewart
There obviously are if rats are getting in.
Grayson Young
The peanut butter didn't spontaneously create them. You had roaches already.
Hudson Watson
The animation looks so French.
Nathaniel Hughes
>drowning as a method to put them out of their misey nice and quick
Its better than starving but it still seems all kinds of horrible
Hunter Phillips
If you do find holes and don't have patching glue put some cheap steel wool buns covering the hole. When the mouse tries to bite it will cut it's mouth and leave
Jayden Adams
>Maheswaran
Goddamn, say what you want about SU, but that character has given me a hard on for indian women.
Charles Lee
Listen to the master of small rodent killing, OP.
youtube.com
Jeremiah Harris
Did you know that declaring your report is a bannable offense?